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come back here iz not dun with u
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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We nead 2 tawk
conga rats on nawt-sekkund, annipuss!
FangQ Kat. Ur abatar iz berry prittee!
fank q annipuss! tuk me FOREBER 2 get eat 2 wurk rite!
Dey doan’t maek it eezee, do dey!
sumtymes ai finks taht teh WP iz jus owt 2 get us an make eberyfing difficult!!!
I habz been tryin to sayz hello fur a while butz WP only just letz mi post!
*offerz a rack of knitted embellishmentz for da CHRGs*
I maded deez to persunalize ur CHRGs – just in case da neggst LOL is a Splort Warning Elebenty!
Ifz ur brain essplodes at least it lookz good….. (ooh dots!)
Ohai kittyknitty, berry nyse to meet yew.
*extendz paw to shaek*
Oooh, wut purty knitted fingees! Ai kin haz a bebbeh Eva wun for mai CHRG?
Ob course. Baby Eva Headbands tu keep ur CHRG in place.
*extendz paw to shaek and handz cutee knitted headband at de same time*
*puts hedband ober CHRG*
*admires self in meerur*
Why fang Q, kittyknitty, and welkum tew cheezland!
Fang Q Icanhasfokses. I has been lurkin for a while…. lurnin da lolspeak befurr I sayz anyfink.
R der any commint rules I need to knows about?
I hazn’t bin heer lawng maiself. Teh most important rool is to tew be nyce. Yew duzzn’t haz to lolspeek if yew don’t want tew. No spelling rools, either. I jist lurn az ai go. Iz fun heer!
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If yew needs sum reely good info and guidelines, find a commint by cweenmj and klickee on her bloo name. Moob ur eyebulbs daon teh fred – aifink hur haz comminted below.
Fang Q. I gotz to the ‘Cheeztown Cryer’. Iz berry guds.
Although I has a leeky eye frum readin about Princess Mu’s Meadow. Sniffs….
*picks up knitting anuvver Baby Eva CHRG headband to stop da leekin*
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Teh leeky eye sindrome – ai noes it well.
{{{ICHF}}}
I needed dat.
Pssst…. can I tellz u a sekkrit?
I only eva had goggies until last year…. (more dots!)
Den we founded a baby kitteh. I LUVS kittehs more dan goggies nauw. Dey so funniez!
ooh, ai can has bebbeh Eva nitted fingee too?
Here’s teh link for teh Town Cryer – just add h t t p / / :
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
I usta haz bof goggies and kittehs wen ai wuz a kit. Butt (!) nao onlee kittehs. Dey haz teh bestest purrrsonalitees, aifinsko.
Ohai kittyknitty – gud to see u. Heer iz mai flooffee paw in walkum!
Ohai kittyknitty, welkom!
Fang Q annipuss. *extendz floofy paw in frendship*
And Hai 4.5 kittehs – wud you like Baby Eva on a blu backgroun or a pink backgroun?
dese knitted fingees don’t replace da need fur ducky tape tho. Jus so I dont get accussed if day fail at the neggst splort! dey be an additional form of purrtekshuns. And dey is machine washables if de worst happenz!
Ohai bluesfan 473. *extends a spare floofy paw in frenship – two is knitting the knitted fingees*
Fangkew tu everywan whu lurves kittehz ovur teh, uh, othur wanz. Therz no kumparisun, kitteh lurvurz nose taht.
*shaiks floofy paws wif kittyknitty* alwais nyce tew meet a new cheezfrend! ai sended u a frend rekwest awn ur profyle paige, kay?
Kittyknitty, ai can has blu bakgrownd plz? Fankees!
Adn where are mai manners! Welkums to dis wunnermaus plais!
Fang q all fur all the luverlees welkums. I will pop over tu my profile nauw blusfan.
*scampers off wiv a kwikness!*
I likeez it here!
Welcome kittyknitty! I’m learning to knit (well, I bought a kit, anyway). Sometimes it’s ok to not want to lolspeak sometimes.
My kitteh crossed the bridge a few weeks ago. She was quite a bit older than we thought. But before we got our (not second) cat, I was always a dog person. But, as I’ve matured a bit, my heart now includes kittys. Next time we gets one, it will be a kitty and puppy. No more taking over someone else’s older cat. It’s just too hard. The not second one, Rikki was with us only 10 months. He was given to us free by owners who knew he was sick. But I think he was waiting for us because he jumped in our laps when we (not second) met. Mdme. Mueshka was my sister-in-law’s cat, but when she got married, her husband had a cat, too. Mueshka didn’t get along with either of them, so we got her two weeks after Rikki passed. I wasn’t ready yet, but my hubby insisted. She was about 10 at the time. That was six years ago. Time really does fly when you has kids and pets. The really funny bit? Everybody in the family was trying to be her human, but guess who she picked? The person who tried to ignore her the most–me. I always called her a stoopid cat (still do), but now the phrase is affectionate. I miss her the most. *scuse me, need a tissue*
BTW everybody uses (nawt seccond) here because it’s considered rude and noobish behavior to claim the first comment and say “first”. You can say almost any other thing but that. It does take awhile to get used to the LOLspeak, but once you get the hang of it, it’s fun!
Sorry this is a novel, but I guess I needed to talk about it. Welcome again and may your stay here be blessed, the cheezpeeps are the bestest peeps in the whole world!
iz otay tew mayk novel wen tawking bowt yur pets heer – wii awl du at sum poynt! most peeps liek tew heer bowt otter cheezfrens’ pets, and eberywun iz heer tew support eech otter wen wun haz a trubblol, or a sikk pet, or a pet crossin teh brij, or wuteber! dese b teh best and nycest peeps newheer!! {{{{barboid}}}}
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Pls tu aksept mai deep simpafees awn teh loss ov ur beluvd kitteh. Is awlwaes beri hard tu luus wun, an wii nebbur noes hao lawng wii will has wif eech ov dem. Mueshka wuz blessd tu has yu as hur purrsun foar does yeers she wuz wif yu, an ai’m shur yu wur blessd bai hur luv, tu. Nao, as yur heart-kitteh wif Rikki, dey will halp yu noes wen yu bees reddee tu opin yurself tu welkum teh nekst bebehs hu need yu. Hu-ebbur yu chuus (oar hu chuusis yu), dey will bees as lukkee as Rikki an Mueshka wur tu bee luvd bai yu.
Fankees tu bot of yoos {{{{{{{uniquekitty & nicewitch}}}}}}} Yer posts helptd me feel much better! Cheesepeeps ARE THE BEST!!!!! {{{{{{cheespeeps}}}}}}}}
I’z new 2. Ohai cheez peeps!!!!
Ohai, EbilTwilightPrincess! Nice to meet you!
Yayay, Annipuss! Anudder nawt-seccund!
Iz cawld and dreery heer in OK. Hab sum hot choclolit wif me?
::poors Ghirardelli dubble-choclolit hot choclolit inta a mug fer anni::
Dat’s berry sibil uv u, in TTI it is neerlee dinnur tiem but Ai gess a cheezland hawt chokklit won’t spoyl mai appy tite!
Com bak heer when I iz tawking tu yu!
U shudn’t tawk wiv ur mouf full!
doan go, doan go, stay pleez, puleeezeee
I gots a tygur by teh tayle iz plane to see….
Iz plane tew sea u needz glasses, r ai aint lyunz.
I kno, butt teh song sez “tygur” an nawt lyon.
Katch heem bai da toh, eef hee hollurz u bee lettin heem go.
iz yu coming tu da Nicholasville Wally? or Lexington?
Niklisvill.
ifinkso i can make it. i hazzn’t given dem mine hole paycheck yet this week. just gib mii a close tu tyme kause i onli about 10 minz frum there.
I kin be leeving teh howse soon an prolly be dere arown 3-ish.
I meet u in front of teh “generil merchandise” door. I be warin navy knit capris, whyt croks, t-shirt dat sez “Joseph Beth Booksellers” awn it. My hares in ponytayle.
Werk foar u?
wurk for mii, ifinkso i will bii warin blue jean capriz an yellow t-shirt. see ya then.
See ya!
I won’t be much when you’ve got through with me….
Ai haz a hongree – tiem to get mai dinnur Ai fink. Bai fur naow!
Ouroborororos kitteh byts oen tayul!
Ai fawts dat wuz yur OAN tayl? Miffs/ I doin dem rong…
Weellll, Ai can oenlee see teh frunt ob WUN kitteh and teh bak ob WUN kitteh – hoo’s to sai it’s nawt teh SAYM kitteh?!
grrrr!! I’mma grab ur tail!
Vanila tayl tasytz GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR8.
C’mon! Lesh play! Oar yule b berry sawree
Dental floss. Doin it rong.
cleens owt nawt juss teh bits in btween teh teefs, but teh teefs aswell!
oar at leest yur overestimating de gap in ur front teef!!!
burfday fairy iz heer to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today! inklooding Tazdevil!! an all teh aminlol frenz too! i haz bringed fudjy caeks an lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an a luvly game ob crokay wif teh balls paynted liek trol heds!! an goodie bags wif bownsy ballz taht lite up liek a disko ball wen tehy bownse, mood rings, ittybitty lego mix-n-match robots taht really go!! kandees, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
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*plays crokay, intentionally knocks all teh troll-hed balls into mud puddlols*
Troll hed crow kay bawl?!?!?!?
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Oh boi, oh boi, oh boi!!.
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*heftz crow kay mallet adn judgez distance tu hoop.
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*Takez a mitee swing!
*KER-ACK!!!!!
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Darn! I nokkt it intu deh middlol uv negst tuezday!
:snikker:
at least it dint mak it tu neggst Wednezday, cuz that wud b evilz tu get bak!
Tailgating — ur doin it rong.
woo!
some1s in trubble…
wuz a URI?
It’s a link… You can add any link you want tu – it’ll maek ur name bloo – and peeps will go tu de payge when dey click on ur name…
Some peeps heer have de link tu deyr ICHC-profil page an otters tu theyr blogs a.s.o
Unimaversal resoorce indentee…
Univiscosal research idea…
It’s a link.
Ohai cheezpeeps! Plz to be moobin ur eyebulbs up teh fred ^
We haz a gnu cheezfrend, kittyknitty, hoo be knitting adornmints for the CHRG’s. Chek owt teh bebbeh Eva hedband wut her gabe me to hold mai CHRG in playse!
Ai also do uvver ones too!
Although Baby Eva ones iz berry popular!
Did ebreewun see teh noo Eva bideo uv hurr tryin a bowl uv milks? OMCC so cayuute!
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WARNING!!!!! pleeze tew ware ur splort purrteckshun befor castin ur eyebulbs awn it! it iz splort lebel elebenty!!
OMG!
*wraps 3 eggstra layers of ducky taype and anuvver knitted fingee over her CHRG*
Dat was seriussly KYOOOTE!!!
*picks up her needles and clickety clicks dem wiv an eberry stage of Eva story starting wiv her ikkleness onto the knitted fingee*
Der we r bluesfan473 – naow you can see Eva growing all de time. She be on ur hed!
moebius lion
Tawk tew teh tayle Frank, cauz teh hed aint lissnin!
No lols were had
Ohai!
lol thats awesome
Now u r thinkin wif portals!
wat? iz jus how lions play da conga line.
perty wite lienz