
MOM!!! …the toilet overflowed again!
sumfing musta gotten stuk in der.
picture: ricnsyra. lol caption: Tracy Jo
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous We move closer… | no hurry… Next »

MOM!!! …the toilet overflowed again!
sumfing musta gotten stuk in der.
picture: ricnsyra. lol caption: Tracy Jo
Halp its folloin me
Ah’m nawt cleanin taht up! STN!!
Ur turn to clean up!
I tole u kids not to put ur toys in there!
*calls plummer*
Dis iz whai wi cahn’t haz nyce fings
Hoo wants nies fings wen u can haz kittehz?
Umm, ai mus bi missin sumfing hiir. Kittehz ar TEH NYSUST uv awl!!!
* ring ring *
.
Ohai! Guinness Piggeh Wadder Werks… Hao ai kin directify yur cawl?
Pinnygig plummers….
*screes fleeming*
O hai. LCB here. we has a prollem in teh baffroom. Is u Guinness Piggehs good at stoppifying teh leaky leaks and teh spilly litters?
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Yu has nawt herd? Wii lieks tu blokk fings up adn umm… stawp teh leeks, yesh. Spilly litters, yu sai? Well, wii kin send rownd oar crack teem ob Weasels (dey is ownlee a littlol bit Rabid) adn dey wheel nom awl teh garbage yu has.
.
Yu want ai shud dispatch sumwon tu yu rite awai fur a nommy null fee?
Weaslols, u say? Is they bored certified?
Bored? No; wii keeps dem pritee bizee, rly.
Certified? Yesh; yu has tu be teh mad tu werk heer.
.
Mebbeh ai kin innerest yu in sum ob oar otter serbices tu???
.
Iffn yu has a hawt tub, wii has a Hyooge Manatee awn staff hu kin umm… czech eet is werking otay.
Oar, mebbeh yu has tu much noms in yur fridge? Oar ohailee trayned GP’s kin cleen taht owt fur yu fur no extry munnies.
Wrinkloley Rock Star lying arownd? Oar skwirrls has teh degree in Anti-Wrinklol creem appleekayshun.
.
Whut yu wud liek? Hmm?
This is teh vry inneresting. But is a little awkward because I has a phlonquais alreddy who is sposed to look after all that stuffs, but he is teh bizzy wif his “talk show” and “other” “stuff” lately. He has been wif me for many months now and while he is teh challenging to works wif, I is teh reluctant to let him go. Can u comes in and does teh work all sneeky-like?
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Sneeky is whut wii does best!
.
Otay… lemme sea… lemme sea… is urgent jawb, yu sais? * flicks thru calolendar * hmm… whut? yu has leeks in yur kitchen tu? OMCC! Tihs IS an urgent jawb! Ai wheel send teh bestest wii has ober rite awai!
.
Scrooge! SCROOGE! Take LPB adn get ober tu 1 JCH4K Boolevard rite nao! Taek teh plunger, is LCB… huh? o yesh, plz tu be teh sneekee tu… she does nawt want us tu waek up hur Phlonquais! GO GO GO!
.
Ma’am? Is yu steel dere? Gud. Summedy wheel be rite ober. Plz tu maek shore yu directify dem strayt tu teh noms, ai meen leeks.
.
Fankies.
Ok, thx!
U knoes, ur voice sounds framiliar. Does I knoe u from somewhares?
pfft… ma’am, rly… is NAWT companee policee tu dayte teh customers. Plz tu NAWT yoose sush a terriblol lyne!!!
.
but but but iffn yu is lukking fur umm… TAHT kynd ob serbiss, ai kin put yu thru tu won ob oar operaturs at “Mick’s”???
.
Hello? Hello? Ma’am??? Hello???
*leaves lolphone dangling, goes to seekrit labor a tory to anaylze voice prints*
* whispers tu Rabid Weeslol Nummer 2 *
.
Otay, is berry, BERRY simplol. Whut ai wants yu tu du is… go, brake intu teh basemint at LCB’s ‘manshun’, get howld ob teh taypes adn replayve dem wib tihs copee ob “Cher – LIBE in Consert”.
.
Nao, lookit! Yu has tu be teh kwik, adn slinkee! Du a gud jawb adn mebbeh ai wheel promotify yu tu Rabid Weeslol Nummer 1!!! GO GO GO!
.
* Rabid Weeslol Nummer 2 slinksawaiwibakwikness *
*replaces tapes wif extry-sticky weaslol-grabbifying tape*
* Scrooge McPig adn lolpigburglar arribe at LCB’s ‘manshun’ *
.
Ohai! Summedy cawled abowt habbing tu manee noms in yur howse?
* Rabid Weeslol Nummer 2 slinks intu teh basemint thru a conbeeneuntlee open window *
*we innerupt dis thred az lunarmommy iz blarg i am ded frum teh lolling*
**props lunarmommy up besyde teh jookbocks**
Continyew.
*holds a bebbeh Eva up in frunt uv lunarmommy, in hoaps teh cyoot an teh lolling will cansel owt sumhao*
Hurz allreddy ded, yu want hur tu splort tu?
It wud wurk awn Star Trek!!!
Butt, dis iz teh LCBGP Cinnama Draff Haus!
Daft Haus, u mean.
Tayk twoo toyluts into teh baffrume? Ai juss dig an go!
Ah!! So THATS why yoo has gravel in teh gardin!!!!
*snerk*
Oh an Ai has foLOLowed yur advyse an teh werlygig cloves drierer is nao helded up bai teh hoel in teh grownd AND teh LOLefant!
Ideas. I has dem.Sumtimes
Mai gnu obbin is …….SHINEY
and it werks Whoohoo
u haz deh shiney noo ubin!?!?!?!?!
now dey will expektifying u tu kooking!!! cookies adn kakez and roast chikkinz and pi adn stuff like dat dere!!!
and…
Apfelshtroodle
BostenBaikdBeens
CarrOtCayke
D…
Daintee cuckies
Elegant roasts
Fronsh breads
Gigantik bakewares
H…
horse doovers
irrish stew
Juicy Leg of Lamb with Potatoes, Carrot Pudding Souffles, and Almond Macaroon Galette
Kugel
L …
Kawngrats, Anni and Bluesfan on your ty. Lessee, who wantz wutz for noms, sippies, and dancing?
*Duz nawt weight for ansurr. Rolls out a tea trolley loded wiv tea, sparkling waturrs, dry (but dirty) gin martinies, up wiv olives. Dans, dans, danses in delite.
Yay! Fank u Q! *sipsipsip*
Lets awl dans dans awf tew teh ty bootik an git sum Eva teh kitteh bobbly heds an t shurts!
*joyns in teh dansdans, craduling a reel Eva wif a gnulee-full tummeh gainst her chest*
awwww! ♥ ♥ ♥
Eva teh Diva, qween uv teh whirld an empress uv evreefing
.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3855010
Did yoo remmmbrr to issue de SPORT alert wif dis linkee? Nope, yoo did nawt. An nao der are unspecktin splortified chezpeepz in need ob CCC all ober de hol whirld! Arrrgghh…Hlp me…AI’m wun ob dem!
O noze! ai haz a sorree divakitty!
.
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
ooooo….Ai’m feeelin a bit woozy, whadhappen? Ai rember…de tiny Eva…Nope must nawt tink of the pikchur. Just cuddlol de bebbeh pingwin and sit kwietlee for a bit…sippin de hawt chokklit and nibblin a pastree. Whew, dat wuz close. Tanks BF473 for bein kwik to help me.
Ohdeer! Eva-splortaliciousniss strykes agen!!!
*sweepee sweepee teh divakitty123 brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nekst time, enny time yu see enny menshun uv Eva, plz tu assoom yu need purrtekshuns!!!
Prysma…tanks to yoo too! My braynium cabbity is feelin replenished. Ai shud kno to alwas wear my protektiv geer when lukking at de lolcats. Livin on de edj, Ai was, to turn on de interwebs wifout my CHRG wif DOI.
*runruns tu add tu Eva’s blog*
Oh my, what a sweet adorable baby! Certainly she could never plot to rule the world with her cuteness….could she?
Thx Q A jin martini wud be gud – iz neerlee dinnur tiem heer.
Con Catulshun onna two way ty. Befor wii all toddol to da tye butiq, herez da hotz toddies an sum home maid chili for da noms. Anni bodi wantz cheeze or unions?
ooooh chili! yum! wif cheeze pleeze!
Obvilessly, dat bad kitteh is played inna boks an nao is runnaway.
isn’t the term “ground clay” a little bit redundant?
az oppozinged to “sky clay” or “watter clay”? yesh, ifinkso
Hello? This is the Department of Redundancy Department. Hello? Can I help you?
Dis luks alot lik mi house. Four poddy bockes an all da sand iz onna floor. Dey dig an dig, butt (snerk) de neber eber cover der poop.
mai Murphy kitteh duz taht tew, shee will skrach an skrach, in teh baux, up teh insyde wal uv teh baux cuvver, awn teh flor owtsyde teh baux,until teh skrichin sownd iz jus gittin awm mai las nerbe an sumhaow neber git a grain uv litter awn hurr ‘bidness’.
Angel tu. *sigh*
Along wif barying fud, hayrballs, an ennyfing else.
Sumtymes Josie wud jes poop an run, nawt eben trying to cubber it.
I wud fuss at hur, sayin, “U get bak in dere an cubber dat up!”
Yah, lyk hur ebber lissened to me…
My Pokey did eggaktlee dat. Super-dooper skracher, very poor coverer.
Before Jimmy an Oliver crossed da bridj, ai had covered litter bocks. Pour Oliver had da diarea all hims lif. He wood get inna litter bocks, stik himz head outta door an den when he finnish himz wood put his paw inna bocks but nawt da head so himz was neber near da smelli stuffs.
Get teh plunjur, kwik!
Josie wuz sutch a beeg gurl dat teh regyoolur syzed lidder bockses wuz too small.
So, wii yoosed unnerbed storidj bocks foar a lidder bocks! It wurked purrfecklee!
heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz an lurkurfrenz, an aminlol frenz too, hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding Chikin and Leeza-b!!! i haz bringed treets for teh aminlols, fudjy hommaed burfday caeks an orinj caek wif choklit glaze, frootsytootsy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filld wif fevver boas, sparkly hair combs an snazzy cool sunglasses (mix an match to get teh look yoo want!), ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit dekoder rings an pens wif disamapeering ink to hiding yor sekrits!! (only yoo kan see teh ink), sordid choklits an froot kandeez, an fuzzy skwril stikkers wif googly eyes an floofy tayls!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
.
duz yoo habbing a speshul purrson or aminlol in yor life taht yoo wants a burfday showt-owt to?? let teh burfday fairy kno by leeving a messij on my profile, or e-mayl me at burfdayfairy @ gmail .com (taking owt teh spaces, plz). or yoo kan just be speeking up wen teh burfday fairy comes arownd evree day!
Ohai, Burfday Fairy!
My frenz oldist son is 22 today, but him nawt reed heer.
I wanted to tayle u dat I’m taykin my berry speshul prezzie wif me awn bakayshun wif me. I leev dis Fryday, witch iz Gud Fryday, an will be EXTRY GUD FRYDAY foar me!
Hoap u iz havvin teh gud week-end. {{{bf}}}
{{{rhsb}}} tell him, if yoo gets teh chanse, happee burfday frum teh burfday fairy! an i haz waved my wand to make himz wishes com trool!
i iz glad yoo iz enjoying yor speshul burfday surprize so much. hab a graet bakayshun!
i haz also waved my majik burfday wand to making all yor funkee cellz go away an not do any more ebilness. {{{rhsb}}}
trool???!?!!?? eben for lolspeek, taht’s just silly
i mented “troo”
Fanks foar wavin ur wand at my funkee sells.
Dr SkinCat will tayk dem owt awn April 24th, AFTUR my bakayshun! I nawt goin awn bakayshun wif stitches an sore belleh! Plus, I prolly be hopped-up awn paynekillurs, so who knows ware I wud end up! LOL
hmm, culd be eggsiting, yoo nebber knowz!
*runs arown madlee stikking fuzzee skwirrl stikkers tu ebreefing an ebreewun in reech*
Hay! U putted stikker awn Eva!
Hur iz teh kyoot az hur iz.
Eeep!
*caerfullee remoobs stikker frum Eva*
*stikks it awn Red’s foarhed*
Gee, fanks.
Uh oh! Sumwunz gots a diggrr. Mai ketteh Purrceval wuz a diggrr. Eet sumtymes seemd he wuz triing tu dig tu China!
Someone needs a tutorial on how much cat litter to put into a litter box.
Tip: The cats don’t need enough to build sandcastles with.
**Lukz up from building sandcastle** Butt, ai wuz jist reddy tu put the flags awn tawp! **lip trimblols, eyez git teery, snifflols immeenint**
iz otay {{{ph}}}, u put teh flagz awn an dem wi cahn dig teh moat.
**sniff** **sniff** **SNORT**
Otay, fank yew bluesfan473! {{{bluesfan473}}} Yu wanna red shubbulol oar a bloo shubbulol?
Please to make it deep enough for me to swim in?
.
Grrrrrrrr, look out trespassers, I’m the fierce guard manatee! I will splash you within an inch of your lives!
Hmmm….you don’t think my bunny ears spoil the ‘fierce’ effect, do you?
Screeeeech!!!!!
*turns tu flee*
*blinkblink*
Oh. Hugh! Iz yu!!!!! Yu skered me!!!!
O nose, Hugh_G_Manatee, teh bunny eerz onlee add tu teh feerce-niss. **gigglols**
Ohai Hugh! Ai nawt seed yu in a lawt of wyles! {{{Hugh}}
Ov COARSE teh moat iz furr yew. Yew muss bee sik ov dat hawt tub bai nao!
**eyes git big, baks awai slowlee** O, yu is teh feerce! Skeery!!
Oh, I would never splash YOU {{{parrothead and prysma-kitteh}}}. My ferocious flipper is ready to splash any evil doers or possibly government agents who try to storm your castle!
**wipez brow** Shew! Fankz Hugh! Yu kin splash all mannur ov tee are oh ell ell ess awlsew, pleez?
Pleez to lin a moot, sew Hugh’s wasser doesn get soaked inna sand.
Umm…I has to agree, taht unless theyse plannin to burry a corpus in teh littur bocks, the ones in teh pikshur luks to has a leeeetle bit too muschly of littur.
Note: this can be ACKSPENSIV!!! as well as steenkee.
maybee tehres alreddy a corpus burried in tehre
**patz down sand castlol a little moar furmlee** Nuffin tu see here!
Ennybudy seen teh goggie laytely??!?
**patz down sand castlol a little moar furmlee** Nope, no goggies here. **startz sweatin**
toylet nawt oberflow, teh kitteh was jus tryin 2 dig 2 china!
Kitteh wanted sum moogoo guy cheezburgur!
ai has a ponder…r chinaese cheezeburgers bedder tahn american cheezeburgers???
*starts 2 fink about eat lawng an hard-lyke*
Iz dere sush a fing as chinaese cheezeburgers? Hmmmmm, soundz nommy! Wutz awn dem?
Ahi toona,
Bitz ov seeweed,
C.
mayb sum sushi, an sum unidentifyible fish an octupus pieces…
Corms, babee
Dumplin
Eggfoo yung
F…
Fooyung, egg,
Ginger,
Hunnerd yeer old egg
I …
Anibodi who haza intress, ai jess putted a nawt old pic inna pic file. Iz ob da Oscar cat and Petey. Dey still fite, but dey are snorgolin. Oscar iz black “loaf” onna red blankee an Petey is huuge kitteh lyin next to da huzby. Oscar haz paw on Peteyz bak.
*runruns tu luk*
Awsumlee adorabul!!!!
Yu obveeuslee duing fings ryte!!!!!
{{{{{BOM}}}}}
{{{PK}}} moist ob da credit goes for U. Iffn it wazn’t fore ur adbice an encouragmint, wii probli woodn’t hab bean abol too keep Petey. Da stress of da fighting waz really badd an Huzby felt maebe we needed to find da no-killz shelter. Den I got Ur adbice an da feliwae an ebrie fing starded to go much gudder.
Fanks Kat, didn’t fink ob it butt (snerk) maebe Splort warmin wood ove been gud.
awww! jus finkin bout wat pikkture mite luk lyke almost make me splort!
awww!!! eat iz eben kyooter tahn ai fought!
Awww, dey looks so fuzzy an content.
Cyooooot!!! An Petey IS hyooj, isnt’ he!
cya, cheezepeeps! ai has 2 go 2 dinner. mayb b bac l8r!
Hazza gud dinner Kat!
What kind of moron puts that much cat litter in a cat box?
i has same leetrbawx az u. gray oone