Abstract Painting kitty
Abstract Painting kitty is open to interpretation.
picture: Monic. lol caption: Venupowuh
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I can haz… halp!
Well, yu DID eet a hole box ob pretzels.
ooo pretzlols! mmm…
U is wut u eets?
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Rut roh. Ai iz havvin a Cup’O'Noodlols fur lunchee rite nao.
Jus’ meens dat 10 mins later, yu’ll wants anudder YNG.
schrodinger’z kitteh iz… drunk?
ai finkso schroedingerz kitteh iz drunk an nawt drunk at teh saem tiems
LOL!!!
@@@@@ x elebenty!!!
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Hao u iz, Moe?
aiz teh sleepeh! iz berry laet heer. Ai haz bin dwinkin teh espresso (gess hu finded a stovetop espresso maker in teh markit yesterdai!!) an editin a manscupr… munauniskrip… buk dat a fren iz riting. Nao aiz goin tu bed.
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an ai hoep ur hedake iz gone nao!
Can u see wat it iz yet?
Rolf Harris Kitteh, FTW!
invisiblol twisturr
Lukz liek lef frunt paw, rite frunt paw, lef bak paw, adn rite bak paw awl on red!
luks lik too kittehs merged togeffer — seez how haz differnt ayes an too buttums! Cyool foto win
Oar, Oar Oar — iz onlee wun kitteh an der is a part ub da red cuber ober part of heem — eenywae iz a Intearestin piktur
adn teh camura flalsh maded teh lef aibawl reefleck adn luk BRITE (iz teh chatoyance. reel wurd.)
Iz Purrrrrrcaso?
Gud wun NS! @@@@@@!
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On a compleetlee unrelaytid subjekt … I can haz gnu hed? Plz? *sigh* Teh current wun hurts.
Dat iz tuff – Ai hoep u feel beddur soon. Heddakes aer nawt fun.
Stilll? Ohman… {{{{{NS}}}}} yu can see Dr tinycat? Hed-ack shud nawt last so long. Must be sumfing tu halp.
Ai wented to Dr TinyCat dis mornin — ai thotted ai mite haz a sinus infekshun, but she wuz nawt convinced. Sed it wuz liekly “just” a sinus heddake. She gived me a skripshun fur anti-allergy nasal spray & wun fur antibiotix, but sed nawt to fill/taek teh antibiotix unless hed gets wurse.
*whimper*
Ai awlwais yoost 2 get a heddake at dis tiem uv yeer – nawt shore iffn it iz allergy to tree pollen oar teh spring gaylez. Ai still get it, but nawt az bad.
Iz tyme for da uglee pollenz in your balley. When wii libbed der ai wood uz da ober da counter allergi pills an xcedrin migrain pillz jess befor bed wif a cool humdifir. It halpz to dry up simuses, which getz rid ov da hedbooboo an keepz da rest ob da simuses frum gettin too dri.
*growl* Stoopy Dr nawt teh wun wif teh pain, an iz no “just” in “sinus hed-ack”.
*raps NS in warm floofeh blankkit*
Yu cud haz teh hottist showr yu can stand, fur az long az yu can stand? If iz sinuses, mite halp loosen fings a bit. Duz fur me. (Ai wimp, has tu turn cooler nao an tehn, tehn up agen)
Ai will lieklee do dat wen ai get hoam. Ai lubs teh hawt showers.
Mite eben taek a hawt baff nawt sekkund.
Teh Dr today wuz a random wun in an Urgent Caer place dat taeks mah insurance. Ai will hasta find a gud gnu reel Dr bery suun.
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Ai had a DrTinyCat dat wuz wunnermus & full uv boaf win an awsum — den shii crost teh brij suddenlee & unexpectedlee teh day after Fanksgibbon. Shii wuz onlee 44 yeerz old.
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When I got home last night, I was practically crying ’cause my head hurt so badly. I told my little girl that I had a big headache. She kissed my forehead to make it better, then told me I could rest on her little couch & that she’d set up the couch for me. I went to change clothes — when I got downstairs, she had her little couch set up with a pillow. I laid down, she covered me with a sawftee pink blankee, brought me some string cheese, sat down & read me a story. *sniff* I’m getting weepy again just thinking of it. She’s such a sweet little thing.
Habing wunnerful childrens… yu duing it so berry ryte!!!!!
*nod nod* Yesh, yesh YESH!
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Teh kittehs wuz taykin gud caer uv meh azwell — taykin turns snugglin meh & keepin meh warm.
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Luv — ai haz it.
{{nightshayde}} yew is lukee NS!!! if it is yer sinuses – try a nasal rinse like Neilmed. feels reely weird, but good for getting pleh stuff outa hed.
so wunnermus! {{{ ns }}} { ns’s littlol gurl }}} ai hoapz yu feelz bettur!
Fankies, calicocoa — me too.
{{{calicocoa}}}
awww. whut a lubbly chile. caerin an observint an smart, cuz she knoed jus whut tu do. it showz whut a grate mom u is, nightshayde.
Ai iz blest to haz such a wunnermus liddlol gurl. She onlee jus turned 5 last munf! Ai noe she haz lerned a lawt frum teh adults in teh howse (me, huzbin, an mah Momcat) — but aifink she wuz jus borned wif a sweet compasshunate naychur. She iz a bery happitayl kidlet — awlmoast awlwaiz smilin & in gud spirits. She onlee gets crankee if sheez rillee tired or if sheez nawt feelin well — pretty much teh saem as moast uv us.
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Ai haz a grate big PROWD.
dat adorabibble!
I hopes yoo feels better soon. I has anti-roboticks for eer infeckshun/ It gettin better but my eer still ringing. I wish sumwun wud anser it, or at leest let it go to voysemayle….
LOL — fankies!
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*ansurs Wendy’s eer*
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*hangs up*
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Donut wurree, Wendy. It wuz onlee a telemarketer.
U mynd? dis a private momunt.
Adjust areeeal a bit moar to teh left, pliz.
an awlso kyropracticity!
seld kiro… chero… bak-fiksing, hao eek-o-nom-ikul!!!
Owwwwhcee!
Iz abstakt skulpchur, nawt paynting! Sillee kritiks.
Dat depends on how much cat gress kitteh had bifoar folding demselbs in dere.
Iz nawt abstrakt kitteh – is kyoobist. Iz in a kyoob.
Oooh – datz a bery gud poynt, ICHF.
oar a kyuut!
Not thinking outside the box, kitteh …
Dis makes my bak hurt jes luukin him/hur!
Ifn I tryed to get in2 dat posishun, I wud need jawz of lyf to come halp untanglol me.
Wud be wun way to meet fyremens, tho…….
It making mai brayne hurt trying tu cownt teh feets an figgur owt whair they go! LOL
How U iz? Did Uz heard from Dr TinyskinCat?
I ar taking antibiotics for my strep throat
I has lost my voice but ar getting betterer
Ohai, 2_k.
Yesh, I herd 2day. I has funkee sells, an has 2 get moar cutted owt. Iz skedyooled foar April 24th, cuz I NAWT goin awn bakayshun wif soar belleh!
Oh noes {{{rhsb}}},
begone funkeh cells, shows dem herz pointeh endz
Does dis scroo up Ur vacashun planz? or can U reskaydule?
I be awn bakayshun 1 week frum RITE NAO! I’m flyin an leevin KY.
Wen I talked 2 teh nurse abowt wen to skedyool teh appoyntmint, I sed, “It has to be aftur teh 15th cuz I gonna be outta town.”
that are gud to knoz. I hope U has fun!
**paks elbenty gazillion tubes of sunscreen fur red**
take care k
And the thing is, the cat is completely comfortable in that position and will likely sleep there for hours. I, like rhsb, have severe pain even contemplating the image.
Laws uv fizziks an anatonomnomy be onlee gidelynes.
Dis remynz me of cartoon I has.
2 kittehs sittin, watchin dere hyoomins do stretchin.
Wun kitteh sez to uthur: “Who knows how menee yeers of yoga an dey STILL kinnawt lik dere own behinz!”
*snerk*
Fore kittehz, dey iz noe lawz onlee suggeshunz.
OOOO, Jenn iz da woundermous phyl-osifier. Beeg wordz iz gud fing fore da kitteh’s bocabularri.
Izza uglee colour bockz dough.
aifinkso is wunna tehm folding londree baskit fingees, teh nylon wuns. Teh wuns we haz, haz whyte mesh an culored edjis, but aifink iz what it iz.
Looks to me like the poor thing has its claws hung up in the mesh lining of the box (or what appears to be a box).
Jenn – u iz wize!
Aifinkso, this is a prime essampull of Abstrack Xpreshionisum, hevully unner teh inflooence of German Neorealizmm. And we can nawt furrget the role of Post-Impresshionisum on the art of the recent work.
Dere is also teh obvious refurrens to the advanced bocks construsshions of Joseph Cornell, teh repyoodiashun of the Scandinavian arteests of the last century, and the homage to the videeeoh stylings of M.C.Hammer
*smilol*
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*nod*
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U go, Q!
*haz an impresst*
M C Hammer?
doo doo da doo
“cant tuch this”
doo doo da doo
Herrow PK da boiz iz gettin moore cumfortabl wif each over. An Mikey haz eben leerned to du da floop dat Petey does when wii want to petz him.
LOL Ai lubs hao kittehs lerning frum eech uvver! Ai haz such a hyooooooj happeh yur boys be duing gud tugevver!! *dansdansdans*
Ohai Eva fans!!
It haz been a remarkabul day! Angel likliking Eva, an Eva be nao ober TEN ownsis!!!!
ai iz behynd awn teh Eva pics tu go in her blog, but ai gunna wurk awn tehm tunyte, coz a few be just tuuuuuu gud! (feel free tu maek lols, but 1) plz tu put me az sorce an 2) let me gno so ai can put it in her blog!!!). Az we speek, ai uploading TU gnu Eva bideos tu UTube, an ai gunna has tu attach splort warnings!!
Yay! Ai be needing mai Eva fix for teh day!
*goez tu rite teh blog post so it reddy ay-ess-ay-pee*
*an “pee” tehre iz in hai bolume rown heer wheneber Eva waking up!!!*
Eva bideos be up, in her blog!!! Splort warning, ware purrtekshuns!!!
Too layte, my branes alreddy be leekin owt.
Nawt to wurree, tho. It nawt gonna make beeg mess.
I LUBS teh bideo of hur sleepin. Teh liddlol eer twitchees pushed me ober teh edj!
*comes bak wif braynes leekin intew eyes*
yesh, deh sleepin video was just tew kyoot!
she is kwite teh climber!
*staggers in wif brayns leeking owt eers*
Argh, teh kyootness! Oh teh hyuge manatee! Teh kitten dreems be teh kyootest fing ai ebber seed!
/lolspeak/ When my daughter was a baby, and she made the little sucking motions with her lips while dreaming, we called it “making wubbies”. I saw this and told her to watch it too, because it had “kitten wubbies”. \lolspeak\
Skweeeeeee x elebenty!!!!
Oh crimony. That may just be the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Dis kitteh shud nebber hab bin givin a drybers lysents. Is no wunder she gawt into the turible disfiggurin crash, she has signuled a left turn wif de blinkers but also signuled a rite tern wif de ear semaphore.
iz mai nu yoga pose. iz berry relaxin.
relaxin mai fut
Fut, nek, bak, hips, yep, awl uv taht.
Twister for kittehs:
Left paw Red!
::spins::
Right bak leg Red!
::spins::
Right paw Red!
::spins::
Left paw Red again!!
Dis game not as fun as I thot.
Cross my palm wib silber adn ‘nip, adn I will red yore paw!
Hee hee!
cubist really
*ROFLPIMP wif teers in eyes*
Loki haz teh Flovent twyce a day fur azma. Him berry gud abowt it, nawt fyte (usuallee).
Seanya just waz trai-ing tu catch him tu gib him meds. Loki haz been in-an-owt frum balconee fur teh last cupple owrs (eben inna rain) an cleerlee be feeling preddy gud.
Him kept running past Seanya, suddenly going bak uvver way, genrallee dribing Seanya nuts — an berry obviouslee duing it awn purrpuss an habing wunnerful fun wif it!!!! Finlee him let Seanya catch him, but ai cudnawt eben halp, ai waz lolling tu hard.
Dats awsum dat Loki iz feelin well enuff to plai wif Seanya! Dat must haz bin kwite funneh to watch.
Tyem to play wif Daddy!
If Loki had been reellee trai-ing tu get away, him wud hab just runned under sumfing… him gud at teh dissappeering. Teh silleh kitteh waz habing awsum fun! Seanya, mebbe nawt so much fun, him grumbling a bit still.
Mebbe tekniklee Loki nawt entyrelee helfy, but him nawt getted taht memo, an ai nawt gunna tell him!!!!
I don’t know how this works, but if the owner of this kitty sees this please take note: my old cat used to have one eye that would photograph like that – bright and a bit cloudy. We took him to the vet and he had a problem with the eye…had to get it removed! All the pressure on his eye was causing him tons of pain and once the eye was out, he was much happier. We called him Winky.
If the eye looks cloudy in real life, I’d say take him and get him checked out. Kitties!
*rigguls intu vet assistant scrubs*
Cloudy eyes can be caused by a lot of things, including cataracts, although usually those are symmetrical.
If one eye is cloudy and the other not, then it’s probably a good idea to get it looked at, yes.
However, perfectly healthy cats with perfectly normal eyes can have this effect in pictures taken with a flash. I’ve seen it in mine, occasionally, just depending on the angles.
So… it’s a good thing to know, but not something to send people into a panic if they have one or a few photos of their cat in which the eyes look different. Like most things, there are many possible reasons.
*rigglols bak out uv scrubs*
ifinkso yu are rite PK. Having taken an developed literally thousands of piks, i haz seen dis menni tymes! Tu mii luks lyke da one eye had da flash more directly than the other. I have even seen this happen in humans, the dreeded “red eye”.
wif dat said {{{Jenny}}} fur bein kornserned for da kitteh!
yah, i finkso is very halpful and sweet. peace.
Dude tis un rockZ I luves it whos evr mades it jenios
once upon a time there was a kittah and that kittah was very stupid fur lettin hers owner dos silly stuffs to her like bending her in box in very uncomfertible positoins and dressin her up in dresses and one day her owner nevers woks up. and they all lived happily ever after well at least de kittah did.
Is more like cubist kitty–there are obviously representational elements involved, so it can’t be abstract.
Katdinski compyzishun #7
It’s a Picatso.
Ceci n’est pas un pretzil.
Rene Magritte reference FTW!
Salvador Dali’s Kitteh
Cap’n the transporter is broken