Comments on: I want a guarantee

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:03:57 +0000

hmm – ai might hab borruwed it yes… tu luk at it de light!!!
but I wus going tu gib it back – *nod nod nod* – I wus – reeleh!!!
*goes tu look hao purtee dat rayndeer is in de light*

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:47:42 +0000

ohai, wrr!
iz taht pickshur ob dan him fur reel?

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:41:05 +0000

Nebbermoar!
long lib poe!

By: magicgravy

magicgravy — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:09:58 +0000

Dis gibs me many happees in my hart. Tanks for sharren!

By: magicgravy

magicgravy — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:05:50 +0000

LOLz @ nightshayde
Why not? him onlee uses dem one nite a yeer nyway

By: magicgravy

magicgravy — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:00:54 +0000

Trewly da Cween is de awesomest of dem awl. Hiphiphooooray!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:52:26 +0000

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Yikes — datz kinda skerry! Mah BP haz bin teh ok — onlee a liddul high wen ai haz taken Sudafed, but datz lojikul. Dat iz a gud fing to keeping in mind, tho. Fank u fur teh info! Ai iz glad ebbreefing werked owt fur u wif dat.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:50:24 +0000

Ai iz dun wif mah werk — ai kin going hoam!!!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:49:53 +0000

wow, i learn so much here. fanks.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:45:03 +0000

Um…. wow!!!!!!!
Elebenty gazillion burgers fur teh cween frum Seanya (a big Poe fan) an me (jenral langwije fan).

By: Defiant47

Defiant47 — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:29:07 +0000

Awesome, awesome, awesome!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:11:16 +0000

YIKES!!! Dat b WAY tuu muches uv deh snowz!!!

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:06:35 +0000

{{{{{nightshayde}}}}
**I saw on the other picture that you had a bad headache for several days. Some years ago I had what I thought was allergy/sinus infection, but wasn’t. I had a high blood pressure reading (when we had a health check day at work) and the assistant said I should see a Dr. I went to a general practitioner & he gave me blood pressure medicine. That didn’t do the trick, blood pressure just kept getting higher. After several weeks (headache came & went), I decided to see a heart specialist. He did several tests because he thought I had a tumor on my kidney. After two final tests, he found out the main artery to my right kidney was collapsed. I went in for “day surgery”, they went in through the groin, up the artery to my right kidney and opened it up again. Rare most people, but more rare for women (ai are wun). After that – no more headaches like that. They were the worst migrain-type headaches I ever had. Now I just get the occasional stress or sinus headaches with weather changes or allergy headaches. There’s a medical term for the “condition” but I can’t remember what it was. Might want to get a blood pressure check and go thru some tests to make sure something like that isn’t going on.
{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:05:26 +0000

OOO guds!! I b habbing a breezy marsoopial!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:52:08 +0000

Ai lieks vanillol fudge & peanut buddur fudge. Mmmmm.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:51:42 +0000

@@@@@ X elebentee: full 0 Wind adn Possums! er, i mint, WIN adn Aweums!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:51:05 +0000

Ai hazzint – but ai shud.

By: catslave

catslave — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:41:39 +0000

FACEPAW!!1!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:26:38 +0000

I awlso haz deh Ammaretto fudge and deh Tokky Rode…..

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:24:40 +0000

Well, if u needz a gnu identateez, wii will haz tu fitting u wif a Wildabeest soot. Holding still wyle I mezzur u. Lookz like u taking a 18 fuzzy.
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*goez tu bak ruum tu finding deh rite size.
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Sry. Wii duzn’t haz deh wildabeest in ur size, wud u liking a gazelle soot insted?? It haz a berry attraktiv stripe.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:20:58 +0000

Wii stopped at a fudge store deh uzzer day… I gottid Cappachino Fudge…. NOMa lishus!!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:17:30 +0000

Oh, yes, i b lubbing deh Mark Twain, tu. Haz u eber red himz Innersentz abroad??? I thot it so innteresting…. adn funnee.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:17:29 +0000

Yah, I wuz kwite teh wen I saw it.

Teh pikshur awn teh prevyus wun wuz berry pleh. Dis wun, nawt horriblol, espeshulee considerin wut dey had to werk wif.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:10:38 +0000

Ai awlwaiz lieked reedin himz stuff in skool. Wun uv teh bestest parts of American Lit. Mark Twain buuks wuz cool, too. Speshlee Connecticut Yankee.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:10:22 +0000

U gottid driberz lisense wif a nawt horriblol pixor??? Dat b deh win, fur shur!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:07:25 +0000

And deh raben, nebber flitting, still iz sitting, still iz sitting
On deh pallid bust uv Pallas just abuv mai chamber door;
Adn himz iiz have awl deh seeming uv a demon’z dat iz dreeming,
And deh lamp-lite o’er him streeming throwz hiz shadow on deh floor’And mai sole frum owt dat shadow dat lyez floating on deh floor
Shall b liftid – nebbermoar!
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Wif sereeuz aplologeez tu Edgar Allen Poe – wun uv mai faborit auferz.

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:06:45 +0000

ai just putted sum pics awn cheezfrens uf wut snoe in Camden NY luuked liek in Jan 2004….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:03:59 +0000

“B dat werd ower sine uv parting, burd oar feend!” I shreekd upstarting -
“Git thee bak intu deh tempest and the Nite’z Plutonian shore!
Leeve no blak plume az a token uv dat lie ty sole hath spoken!
Leeve mai loanleeness unborken! – kwit deh bust abuv mai door!
Take thy beak frum owt mai hart, and take thy form frum off mai door!”
Kwoth deh raben, “Nebbermaor.”

By: Kat_Dawg

Kat_Dawg — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:02:04 +0000

That. Was. AWESOME!! ai luvs me som Poe! Dis poem bee my favurit, and in lolspeak, even bettur! thx u maded my dai!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:00:39 +0000

“Profit!” sed I, “thing uv ebil! – profit still, if burd oar debil!
Bai dat Hevin dat bendz abuv us – bai dat God wii bof adore -
Tell dis sole wif sorrow laden if, wifin deh distant Aidenn,
It shall klasp a sayntid maydin hoom deh angels named Lenore -
Klasp a rair adn radient maydin, hoom deh anglez named Lenore?”
Kwoth deh raben, “Nebbermoar.”

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:59:41 +0000

w00t, w00t, w00ty-toot-toot! Yew go, gurl!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:57:41 +0000

Woot woot! Yay, Red!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:57:04 +0000

“Profet!” sed I, “thing uv ebil! – Profet still, if burd oar debil!-
Wevver tempter sent, oar wevver tepest tosst thee heer ashore,
Desolate yet awl undaunted, on dis dezert land enchantid -
On dis home bai horrer haunted – Tell mii truly, I implore -
Iz dere -iz dere balm in Gilead? – tell mii – tell mii, I implore!”
kwoth deh raben, “Nebbermaor.”

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:56:03 +0000

…
U be niec to teh plant, rhsb!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:53:36 +0000

Den, mii thot, deh air grew denser, perfumed frum an unseen senser
Swung bai Sarafim hooz foot-fawlz tinklolled on deh tufted floor.
“Retch,” I kryed, “Thy God hath lent thee – bai dese angelz hii haz sent thee
Respite – respite and nepenthe, and frum thy memreez uv Lenore!
Kwaff, oh kwaff dis kind mepenthe, and furgit dis lost Lenore!”
Kwoth deh raven, “Nebbermaor.”

By: Kat

Kat — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:53:24 +0000

ai lyke ur nu ansurring masheen! iz berry…uh…wolfieish! suits yew purrfectly!
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well, sayin sumfing random iz kinda ur fing, sew…sur, y nawt?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:52:47 +0000

Go Red, Go Red! Gud fur yu! Now yu kan forgit awl bout himz!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:51:18 +0000

oooh that makes mine hart sooo happi!!! Go Syracuse peepz!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:49:29 +0000

Dis i sat engayged in gessing, but no sillablol expressing
Tu deh fowl hooz fyree iiZ now burnd intu mai buzzum’z kore;
Dis adn moar I sat deevineing, wif mai hed at eez reklining
On deh kushun’z belvet lining dat deh lamp-lite gloated o’er,
But hooz belver violet lining wif deh lamp-lite gloating o’er,
Shii shall press, ah, nebbermaor!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:46:49 +0000

GUIES!!!!!

I foargotted to tayle u!

I HAS MY ORIJINAL LAST NAYME BAK!!!!
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I gotted noo driburs lysense 2day. Teh pikshur nawt horriblol, ethur.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:45:21 +0000

But deh raben still beeguyling awl mai sad sole intu smiling,
Strate I weeld a kushuned seet in frunt uv deh burd and bust adn door;
Den, upon deh belvet sinking, I beetookt maiself tu linking
Fansee untu fansee, thinking wut dis ominus burd uv yore -
Wut dis grim, ungainly, gastlee, gaunt, and ominus burd uv yore
Ment in kroaking “Nebbermoar.”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:41:58 +0000

Startlolled at deh stillnezz borken bai reply sew aptly spokin,
“Dowtless,” sed I, “wut it utterz iz itz only stokk adn store,
Kawt frum sum unhappee master hoom unmersiful dizaster
Followed fast and followed faster till hiz sonz wun burden bore -
Till deh dirgez uv hiz hope dat melon collie burdin bore
Ov ‘Nebber-nebbermoar.’”

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:39:30 +0000

….an has sumwun to snugglol wif in front of fyre.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:38:48 +0000

Oar goes to werk innit.

Oar looze powur cuz ov it.

Onlee grate wen u at hoam, warm an wif lotsa fuds, an noware to go!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:38:31 +0000

But deh raben, sitting loanlee on deh plassid bust, spoke only,
Dat wun werd, az if hiz sole in dat wun werd hii did owtpore.
Nuffing furvver den hii uttered – not a fevver den he fluttered -
Till I skarsely moar dat muttered “Ozzer frenz haz flown befor -
On deh morrow he will leeve mii, az mai hopez have flown befor.”
Den deh burd sed, “Nebbermoar.”

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:37:22 +0000

**sits wif mouf open**

Poe in lolspeek.

Cween, u iz teh AWSUM!

**bows an waves arms** Wii nawt wurthee! Wii nawt wurthee!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:35:02 +0000

Much I marvelld dis ungaynlee fowl tu heer diskorse so plainly,
Tho itz anser littlol meening – littlol relevancy bore;
Fur wii cannot halp agreeing dat no living hyoomin beeing
Eber yet wuz blesst wif seeing bird abuv hiz chamber door -
Burd oar beest auv deh skupchured bust abuv hiz chamber door,
Wif such a name az “Nebbermaor.”

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:34:22 +0000

especially when U has to dribe in it
or walk when deh roads gets icee
DO NOT WANT

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:31:24 +0000

Den dis ebinee burd beeguyling mai sad fansee intu smiling,
Bai deh grave and stern dekorum uv deh kowntinense it wore.
“Tho thy crest b shorn and shaven, thou,” O sed, “art shur no krayven.
Gastlee grim and anchent raven wandrin frum deh nitelee shore -
Tell mii wut thy lordlee name iz on deh Nite’z Plutonian shore!”
Kwothe deh raven, “Nebbermoar.”

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:29:11 +0000

Ai shud eet mah karruts. Mebbe aftur sum choklit-cuvverd espresso beens. Ai haz a sleepy – but ai haz so much moar werk to do.