Thaz rite litl nom, u
Thaz rite litl nom, u eats that nutrisjus chees until uz nice and fat and juicy
hoep teh mowsie dont lern kung foo.
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
Hez krawlin up yer bak.
Yu wunt drink an dans?
The condemmed maus’ last meal…
nootrishush noms for the noms!
Oh ho!!!! Skwirll iz now in fabor ov nomming teh rodints?
Muss givb teh liddul maus-nom lots of Sctoch to drinkee, so it be pre-marinayted.
mmm… cooking wif spirits!
*gilty luk*
oh but, uh, NOES, juss making a joek, no nommin the rodents, no no no!!
But (hehe) we cud still get marinated…
*Hands Leeza a snifter of Chambord*
MMMMMM!
*sniffs*
*turns a delicat shade ov pale green*
uh.. can I save this for latur?
I had a fyoo pre birfday beers last nite…
It will be grate in my coffee tomorrows!
Turning Chartreuse (hehe) eh?
just a tinje!
really only a witer shade of pale….
snerk!
Yu cleerly skipped teh light fandango.
bcause the light fantastic floated away?
nah, just did cartwheels ‘cross teh floor.
Sheez gettin kinda seesik, afinkso.
*Maus and The Gang*
More!
Aneewun else heer dat hummin noyse? It’z getting wurse…hay, wear did teh sealing go?
*Maus and The Gang*
Another drink!
Wow, the waytur brought us a whole tray!
**gulp gulp gulp**
Hi! My name’s Miller, and have I got a story for you!
It’s late, so let me get started…
ohai LY! i like ur new picyure. u look awl goth an sexy.
hi ly! i liek ur pic. i posted that before but werd press eated it
Fankoo, Princess Mu!
*Scoops up Maus protectively*
*places him in large silky pocket*.
*sends sum cheese and a tiny glass of sparkel water in after him*
Phew! Fanks Mu! Taht wuz close!
no prob
happy friday!
Teh Princess and teh Maus.
A fayvrit nursery rhyme.
awwww! how cute!!!
wunc upon a tyme there was a princess.hur naem was mu. she lived in a warm castle by the waters edge. in this castel alsew lived a maus. this mause was very….
2… hungry all the time, and would scamper in, steal whatever the princess had cooked, and scamper out. This made the princess…
3 frustrated, but flatter. she thought up many ways tew try tew foil his plans liek…
3 (oops ) flattered
I liked “flatter.” Like ur tummeh wud get flatter if teh maus wuz steeling ur fuds.
haha! good point Drcat!
4 taking away his plane wiff teh grappy arm extention…
Hey! There actually is a “Princess and the Mouse” story:
legends-folktales.blogspot.com/2007/02/princess-and-mouse.html
5. While dis plan wuz sound in theory, it was flawed in exxecution. The maus, you see
had put the entire playn into the replicator so had a backup plan and playn.
Thus armed, Maus…
5 and making teh Maus wurk inna resta-rawnt. But the Maus…
6 flew into teh kitchen tew steal a fresh pi…
[[[*clappity* good link Mause! i never knew we had our own fareytale!]]]
We’re in yor Internetz, riting and livving owt owr everyday fayree-tayls.
7. When teh princess, hu iz reelly teh Kween ov teh Kitchen, skooped up teh Maus nd sed…
Yung Maus! u lern tew play nice an share or NO MORE NOMS FUR U!!!!
Oops, that was number 8
9 The liddlol Maus jist laffed. “Bwhahahahaha!” He thought, “The Priness wud nawt let me starb, oar eben git hungree. Besides, ai hab mai playne.”
10. Nawt to menshun, teh doorway into teh Ebil Dimenshun.
Oh noes! I menshuned it!!! Whut Ebil mite come froo now!
**wispurs** Dis iz teh skeeery part!
* shivurs* *Hides face under PH’s wing*
Did someone call?
*pops sum popcorms, pours a kold drink, sits down to watch whut ebil mite coem throo that door; shivvers slitely*
o hi ebil, nuffin tew c heer, just hanging out trying tew score sum pop corn
*offers everywun sum popcorms* Look owt! Ebil is in teh room wit us! Eeeeek! *goes bak to nibbling popcorms*
**scoots a liddlol closer tu priness an gremlin**
**nomz sum popcorn**
Hay, Ebil, did yu bring inee drinkees?
fanks gremz!
Why yes, I did bring some drinks. Here…
*Hands the bird a glass of cloudy yellow-green liquid. The liquid is fuming, and has pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
Will teh princess sayve the parrot frum teh ebil drink?
Hao prettee!!! Liftz glass tu lipz….Owayte, haw rewd ov me! A towst! Tu aawl mai frenz, gud an ebil!
Stawp! *flies throo ayr, nokking drink frum Parrothead’s . . . er . . . klaws* No! Do nawt drink – it R POYSUN!!!!!!
**watches as spilled drink eets a hole threw teh wall an floor**
**lukz aksance at Ebil Maus**
**Frows wingz arown gremlin** Yu sabed mai lyfe gremlin! Fank yu!
It is NOT poison. Ask Red! It just causes a… um… slight attitide adjustment…
I wunder, if the glass that Ebil Maus offered teh drink in waz
*all togevver nao*
a Vessel wif a pestle?
… with The Brew That is True…
*laffs* Yoo noes, izznt it funneh that sum of owr storehs has teh sayme punchline?
My, whut pritteh wingz I has! *admyres wings thrown arownd me by Parrothead*
Attatude adjustment lyk adjustied to no attatude at awl, cuz yur ded? Hmm? **Narrowz eyez at Ebil Maus**
applies wrinklol creme tew Parrothead
Not at all, Bird. You would just become one of my Ebil Minions ®, with all of the privileges associated with that most honored position…
Suddenlee, a pyrit sheep peered onna hoarai zonn ….
Teh chaliss frum teh palice haz teh brew dat is troo..
Teh vessel wif teh pestle haz tah pellit wif teh poizon..
Maus is frend, nawt fud!
Hansel Maus eetin teh haus. Witch kitteh waytes.
Hay, wear did Grettel go?
Mt. McKinley. Isn’t dat the safest default anser?
i fink 42 is popular tew.
ohai carosue! is ur roof fixed? an i always wondered… why are u in that hot tub fully dressed?
Hum. Teh tub wus borked. An is nawt me, ackually. For sum reson, wordpretzel or sumfing went an got mai frens picture. Kinda funny. An teh roof is nawt fixed, but the snow meltified. We are waitin fer teh warmer weather for teh fixin.
oh. funnny.
good luck wiff teh roof!
hmmm…. how duz we know its a hot tub?
maybe it’s a cold tub.. and she’s tryin to stay teh warm!!
heheh! silly skwirrl!
I duz what I can!
Safer den kitteh’s belleh, furr Grettel at leest.
Nibble, nibble mousekin, who’s nibbling at my housekin?
Witch Kitteh will come to a bad end inna hawt stove!
Til breakfast, aniway.
Do nawt nom the roadints!
Nah, kitteh just wants to luv heem and squeez heem and kawl heem Georj! *blinks* At leest thatz whut teh kitteh SED!!!
Wants tu luv heem an skweez hem an kawl heem Lunch, moar liek!
Kitteh watches a fud eet a fud.
Adn so teh plot thikens…..
Orinj but nawt poyzn kitteh sez: Yor girth, it pleezes meh.
Hmmm…… Cud fill awt sum moar, tho.
oar teh thot plickens
Oar teh thik plottens
Hay, sup! I herd you liekz fudz. So I put sum fud in your fud, so you kan eet, while you eet. (And eek, while you eek too! Yay!)
Hai Awl!!!
Congrats tu teh Maus, parrothead & carosue onna free-wai tye! Caek adn champers awl round!!
Ooooo. Caek.
Ooooo champers! Fanks FluffyB! **sipsipsip**
Izza plesure PH! Ai hopps u laik et – had et speshully impawrtid fur teh okashun. Ai sended u a fwend rekwest, hopps u doan mind.
Ov coarse nawt! **goes tu luk**
Kitteh is locavore…
Dat meens crayzee eeter?
Hee hee! And if he’s a lolcavore, what would he be?
werd press!
Eeeeeew! Dat maeks him teh catibal!
Uddur kittehz muzt nawt faind owt ubowt mah pet.
meanwhile, little did the cat know that it was going to be nom for the big bulldog behind it.
“He’s behynd me, izzint he?”
oh no KITTEH … wun, weally weally fast quikly!
Bad doggie, bad bad!
teh mouse: nom nom nom cheez iz gudteh kitteh: nom nom nom mouse iz gud
teh bulldog: nom nom nom kitteh iz gud.
tehn teh lion ov teh mountains sneakety sneeks froo the neighborhhod and pounses on teh bulldog wif a feerce.
*cheers lowdly for teh lion of teh mountains!*
Go Nittany Lions!
and teh lion winz0rz!
oh wait!
are hunter!!! oh noes!!
Congrats to Nittany Nation this mornink, and our NIT-champion Nittany Lion basketball team! Woot woot! *has a prowd*
Mr. G is a beeg fan – he has a beeg happeh this mornink! Woot woot!
An we can r00t r00t r00t fer ‘Nova 2morrow!
hehehehehe cute kitteh
**Red comes in, shibberin**
Gud Moarnin, Cheezfrenz!
“Kentuckee rayne keeps pourin dowwwwnnnn…*
**Wraps rhsb inna warm blankee** Want sum kawfee?
WP is nommin me awlreddy today! WP, yoo meenie!
Itz rayning here too (PA). Smellz lyke spring. I posting 4 U anuther rainy day sawng.
Eddie Rabbitt, I Love a Rainy Night:
h t t p : / / w w w . y o utube.com/watch?v=VJ1GQFtHGxU
(closing up teh spayces)
OMCC! BRAKING GNUS!!!
Ai just holded Eva fur Angel-girl tu sniffsniff, been duing az often az pawsibul.
Angel sniffed, tehn wented likliklikliklik awn teh Eva-bebbeh!!!! Washt her fayse an lyk haf her boddee! Tehn muved up an stold mai pillol tu sleep awn.
*dansdansdans* Iz big brakefru!!
Hooray for teh fayce-lik and boddee-lik of frendsheep! *dantz dantz dantz*
yay!!!!!!
Hooray!!! Hooray!!!! Hooray!!!!!
So happee fur kitteh soshulization!!!
Is this anuvver sine that Eva iz helfier and more able to survive?
Well, aifinkso Angel wud smell badniss oar sikniss, an cleerlee duz nawt smell ennyfing tu objekt tu.
At tihs poynt, Eva be mostlee owt uv danjers. Her be strong an alert an activ (oh so berry alert an activ!!!), her sneeze now n tehn but no yuk arown eyes oar nose. Her haz awsum appetite (!!!) an pees reglarlee… poops a lil less reglarlee, tho. If we can keeping her saef frum siknisses that her nawt haz anteebodees tu fite yet, fur a whyle longer, aifinkso her will be just fine fizziklee.
An we wurking hard awn teh being fine soshullee an behavyurallee. If Angel halps, taht wud maek it fur shur we can haz a helfy confidint frendlee well-adjusted Eva-bebbeh.
SUPER KEWL!
fink maybe she will take over baffroom duties for u?
LOL Ai wud luv tu let her, but aifinkso ai will keep duing maiself.
*rigglols intu scrubs*
Internal parasites in cats do not pass through the placenta, the way they do in dogs. However, lactation does trigger any parasites that have encysted themselves in muscle tissue in the mother cat (and pretty much any cat has been exposed to worms in their life, at least through their own momcat, an dewormers can’t do anything about the encysted ones, which are harmless anyway). Therefore kittens are infected via their momcat’s milk.
It’s uncertain how much, if any, momcat milk Eva actually got. Even if she did get a normal amount for the first 18 or 24 hours, that shouldn’t give her much of a parasite load… BUT we can’t rule it out. It’s safer for me to use squares of gauze, toss them, and hand-sanitizer or wash my hands (ditto for Seanya) than for Angel to be licking under her tail and possibly developing active internal parasites herself.
*rigglols back owt uv scrubs*
Besydes, ai trai tu keep track uv rufflee hao much baffroom-going happins… lyk rite nao, ai gno she be behind awn teh poopings an ai needs tu keep an eye awn taht.
how sweet! when u WANTS to take care of teh baffroom stuffs…
u know its…
.
TROOOOOOO LOVE!!
*stikks tung owt at leeza*
*runs awf tu du kwik libing-ruum-straitening sinse classmaet mite be bisiting tu see Eva tuday an libing ruum iz skerry beyond wurds (lyk, seeryuslee, awl teh sirkuts fur “howsekeeping” in a normul purrson seem tu be eever borked or reprogrammd fur “kitteh-slave-niss”) an tu get reddy fur colololo-(stops tu cownt lols)-ololony doody at teh collij coz ai haz tu leeb in a nowr*
o.O Hao du yu guis follo what ai talking abowt when ai in a hurree an nawt proofreeding, ennyway???
Nebbermind. *rayses fru libing ruum wif garbij bag*
See yu layter tuday!
Hooray!!! So hapy that Angel haz desided to help wif soshuliazation. You nd Seanya be most excellent kitteh parentses, but iz gud to haz frends of own speshees, too.
yay foar awl teh gudnooz!
*happitayl dansdansdans*
{{{{pk an eva}}}}
Hooray for Angel kitteh! Dat musta felt nyse for bebbeh Eva.
Cum awn rodint, finish ur cheez so u can maek ur poopz.
Ai profir a kleen kill.
is not maus, is baby kangaroo
Actly 2 much cheez makz mices degestin systum fayul. N dat killz dem, u no.
Clevar kitty kllz 2 birdees wit 1 stone.
Just so everyone knows, that is a real mouse and a really uninterested cat. The mouse was not a pet. Been a bad year for mice up here in the Northeast and that little bugger came waddling out from behind one of the bookshelves and right across the floor…right in front of the bed with the cat on my lap. She never…even…moved. We put her on the floor right in front of the mouse and, yes, she did think it was feeding time…and promptly started walking for the back room where her food dish is.
I had to capture the mouse under a funnel, slip a piece of cardboard under it and bring it into the kitchen and give it “a snack” and then lifted the funnel off the mouse and put the cat right next to it to get the picture.
My cat is a wonderful creature. Loves to be on laps, loves people. But is an absolutely worthless hunter. The single most non-hunting cat in the world. LOL!
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