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Ai aer a bampyre kitteh
an I loathes Ur religus symblols
But am willing tu drink blud if asked.
Wull eben drore teh blud maiselb wiv mai pointee enz
I’ll tayk one ob yore Picassos.
Annipuss, yew must be budder, cuz yur on a roll!
Mitu, kitteh. MITU.
so gollum’s fav color was blue. does that make him Lancelot irl?
Conga Ratz Annipuss adn Calicocoa!!
fankeez karen! iz wii akwayntud yet? iz furree nais ta meecha!
*hedbonks and purrs snorgloling wiv Calicocoa*
Ai b aroun sum, but nawt as aktib as ai liek. (atteh moment ai can’t gitz to profiles to seeing if wii alreddy frens – butt (hee hee) guess nawt.)
*psst – wii alreddy frenz – butt (hee hee) u gotz sew many!!*
Whut can I gets U to drink? anni? blood or will coffee do?
Ai’d mutsh prifurr cawfee thx! Bedder maek it dekoffinatid iz neerlee bedtiem!
here U goes annipuss, hands anni a hot cup of steaming decaf coffeh
Nononono! She sed decoffinated. *hands annipuss a steaming hot mug of liquid caffeine*
Wheee! Ai aer flyin!
cawfee bii lurbly, fankeez! adn pliz deekaf foar mii two.
here U goes calicoa, hands another steaming cuppa decaf
iz bc?
Itz bbc — bald basement cat.
chorkle!
bbbc-
bald bampyr basemint cat
bbbbc – berry bald bampyr basemint cat
bbbbbc-
berry berry bald bampyr basemint cat
Naow u’r juss bein sillee!!!!
Nawt Basement Cat. Dis is Gollum Cat. Hiz iz a Kittish number. It’s number is 668, the Neighbor Ob Teh Beast.
jd ftw!
@@@@@!!!11!
Oar teh beest ob teh naybor?
how bout if yew live kitty corner tew teh beest?
*snerk* Datz purrrrfekt!
heddesk! faysepaw!!
heh…SmeagLOL-kitteh, FTW
An donut sprayin teh holee waddur on me eever.
but do get me mah preshus
Wutz it gotz in itz poketzez??? Dey stol it frumz mii!!!
Dey stolend da pokitz tu. ware going tu heid preshus wifowt pokitz?
wif owt pokitz i jus swollowz it
My preshusssssssssssss…… BAGGINSES! I hatessss tehm foreberz! Waaaa! Gibs me my preshussssssss! (Or fishhhh. Fishhhh iz gud alternatib tu preshussss. If in suffishhhhint quantity….)
donut! where? wannnttssss donutzzzzz!
**stanz nexst to gammacat, waitin foar donuts**
*sneeks up on rhsb adn tips a hooge bag ob warm donuts awl ober dem*
**stanz dere awl stikee**
Diz nawt wut I had in mynd… HOWEBBER….
**sloughs awf to NB, foar showur wif YNGs**
Doan forget tu taek teh donut foar teh trip ober. Iz a lawng wai wiffout a nom.
Gud eyedea, WRr.
I wuz cravin donuts erlyur today.
*pownces on jd and pats him on teh nose*
BOOP! fangQ for teh donutz!
nomnomonomomnomnom!
MAEK WAI FER DONUT DEFISHUNT CHYLD!!
*dives 40 feetz deep in donuts*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomburpnomnomnummynomnom
No sunshein 4 U
teh lite! et burns!
Silence! I keel yoooo….
Hao du u spel yr naem? A…C…phlem…
U hasta sleep sumtiem, stoopy hyoomin.
…an’ it can be az permanent az yu likes.
neverending nap? want!
…
wait, what?
Iz the Sleep taht Needz No Pajamas, aifinkso.
a cow-orker useta refer to “dirt naps”.
*snerk* Datz teh funneh — ai neber heered dat befoar.
…
*rites it down so shii duzzint furget it*
If U dans tu close tu teh fyre dis culd happun tu U!!
Ai wuz teh floofee mainely coon. Den wun teenee sparkee.
Wii dint start teh fyre….
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Grate. I gibbed myself eerwurm.
itz teh eye ob teh tyger, itz teh frill ob teh fyte
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itz anuther tekeeeeee-la sun rise…
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spice must flo
I wuz singin “Iz gettin hawt in heer” at werk erlyur 2day.
Wii had 80 degrees dis afturnoon!
iz wunnermous!! i haz mine windowz open rite now!
may ai jus sai….YAY.
i lubs summer eben wen summar iz hawt.
i haetz teh frozin tymes.
miii tuuu! kan deel wif hawt much better den da kowld!
Frst coment!
Wassa frist? Iz it crunchy? Iz it tasty? Duz it hab my preshus?
Iz a retiyred senatur frum tennessee izznt it?
yup. et haz ur preshus.
iz nawt teh frst coment nd puttin nuthin but “frst coment” in frst coment iz nawt gud frst coment condukt.
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tehre wuz a tiem wehn “furst!” wuz haetid sew mutch taht “furst!” becaem noo f wurd and u had 2 sae “nawt sekkind” if u had 2 use furst.
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heer. educate urself. (hands u a buk of cheezland law)
Rool 1: Don’t put “furst!” in teh furst coment, cuz teh furst coment iz SPESHUL!!!!
Rool 2: Play niec. Cheezpeeps doan liek trollz.
Rool 3: Doan maeks fun of r gramer, plz!!!1! we can spl, wee chuze nawt 2!
Rool 4: Enjoi urself. <3
Rool 5: Doan ignore a cheezpeep in need. Espeshully iffin tehy haz sufferd a hedsplort or r bein harassd bai a troll.
CS, doan’t be 2 hard awn a noobie – we doan’t wanna friten dem awai!
sry. i giss dat falz unda “plae niec”.
suppresst agressif tendenseez, i hab sum
…anipus, whuz dat awn ur hed?
Dats mai Eester bonnit! Clikk awn mai bloo naem – teh pikchoor in mai profiel iz eeziur 2 see!
Teh buk ob cheezland law – dis mai needinging published on teh Cheez Town Cryer, aifinksew.
Ohai, Aer u noo heer? Iffn so, pls assept mai flooffee paw to walkum u 2 dis happi plaes.
*whispers* It is nawt a gud eye deer 2 claym dat u aer first – it’s `barrassin wen u aer rong! We trie 2 sai sumfing witty bowt teh pikchoor den iffn u aer nawt sekund u will be offurred congratshumalayshuns, drinks an dansis. We doan’t liek 2 yooze teh “f” werd – we fink it iz moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar fruvest frum last. Plz 2 aksept dis as kindlee adbies, nawt kritisisum!
dassa *soooo* nais, annipuss!
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ohai lols4bugerz! walkum 2 cheezland! *extenz flooffee pawr uv frendship*
Ohai lolz4bugerz. Is u new?
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Jus some friendly adbise. We nawt saying that “f” wurd here. Adn we usually make a comment on teh piktur.
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Adn instead of teh “f” wurd, we say “nawt second” meaning furthest from last.
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Adn if u plai nice, u moar than welkome.
Welkome Wagin – wi awl jumpz onit.
*jump*
*misses*
*Waeves bye-bye as welkome waggin moves on*
BGee iz dat yur kitteh nursin da babi skunks awn yur profyle?
Nope, just a cyoot anonypuss I found at anothr site.
*waeves bak adn yellz* Wii kum bak 4 u!!!!
*flutters ober and hedbonks, purrin and snorgloling wiv Karen*
Gangsta Kitteh?
Eeek!
**hides unner bed from skeery kitteh**
*gentlee tugs on reds tayle*
is okai red! has sum sordid noms and a choklitini…
Sordid noms? Duz dey need to be eeted in teh NB?
yesh, and wif fyremen in kilts…
WIF fyremen in kilts oar AWF fyremen in kilts?
deelers choice!
*grabs sum noms and heds to NB*
**grabz sum sordid chokklits an sum whipee creem an followz gammacat**
Ohai, burd-brayne!
Didyoo see teh kweshtuns I asked awn teh prevyus lol?
Nose, ai go luk inna minnit. Wuzzit bowt the futs an fumb syziz?
Yup.
Dem iz teh saem fyremens dat wuz at teh pi fite lass nite?
No, wee muss rowtayte the fyremenz sew dey donut git teh diabeetus.
hay, sins dis kitteh iz sew skiree, we can has a 5 monfs laet haloween parteh!!!
whuze cummin???
Ai kan b der – specally if der r fyremens in teh kiltz!
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*slinkz awf 2 teh NB*
Fyremenz in Kiltz? *Getz owt the “kilt-checkin’ stik” adn teh spool ub bloo ribbun* Grinz ikstra-ebilly, struts off to the NB.*
=^..^=
*gigglol*
…
Wandurrs to teh NB wif EbilRedKitteh.
“Lad I dunno ware u been butt I see ya wun nawt-sekkund pryze!”
Ai aer glad dat Ai aer nawt teh ownlee wun hoo finks deze kittehz aer fuglee an skaeree. Ai no dat peepl hoo aer `lerjik can haz deze insted uv propurr kittehz, but….
I finkso dis kitteh luuk extry skeery cuz him luuks lyk him haz teh BEEG ANGREE!
Donut want anagree kitteh, floof oar no floof.
Ai haz a IRL frend huu haz had 3 ub dese Sphynx Kittehs, and dey wuz awl lubbable liddlol guiz. Infax, she haded wun huu lookdid a lawt liek dis feller, butt him wuz reeeleee sweeeeeet-natuurded, adn gibbed purrz, hed-buttz and happitayles to eberywun. Him onlee LUUKDED ebil. Wuz naymded “Neelix”. Teh uvver 2 wuz “Quark” and “Dr. Phlox”. Unfortoonatelee, Neelix adn Quark haz gawn to Kitteh Hevvin, but Dr. Phlox iz just a bounsee, funnee kitten. Ai lurvs dat liddlol feller…
=^..^=
Oh, Ai noe dat dey mai haz lubblee naychurz, an dats teh mayn fing, but dey lukk so berry straynj!
ai heered dey feels lyke big peechz, wif teh peechfuz
Moar liek a swayed-cubbered hawt wattur bottul…
=^..^=
Frend uv mine kalls dem ‘alien demon suede kittyfaces’
that cat is really ugly sorry to say
Pinky adn teh brayne
Pinky adn teh brayne
One ob tehm’s a genius
And lolcatted agayn
Tu proob teir kittish wurf
Dey’ll tayk ober teh urf
Yes, Pinky,
Iz Pinky adn der Brayne brayne brayne brayn
:snerk: are yew tinking whut I’m tinkin?
Ifinksew, gammacat, butten when do hedgehogs tapdance in teh payle moonlight?
Oar wer wi gitz plastik unnerpantz at free inna moarning?
“lets go 2 teh tybooteek?”
“eben hareliss cats r ful ob win and awsum”?
“cheezburgerz = mana frum heben”?
Aifinkso, gammacat — but if dey called dem “Sad Meels,” nobuddee wud buy dem.
Nummr wun, I iz Bastet wurshipur. Sfincks kitteh, get it.
Nummer tu, yu wants to put sumfin on me, howsbout a nise blak swettur?
Nummer tree, wun of us is gonna be bleedin when it comes to gettin dis off.
Gess hoo.
Hmph.
But at leest hiz nayme’s nawt Shawn, adn he didn’t hab tu appeer in a Wallace Adn Grommit cartoon wib a goggie.
Awww…noe need to git Ankh-ry…
=^..^=
Ai’ll tell mai mummy
ra, ra, ra! go kittehz!
Im-mo-tep, Im-mo-tep, Im-mo-tep….
eeeekkk!!!
*hydes unner bed*
Naow, don’t bee skeereded! Mummiez iz cawmmun…Tut-in-cawmmun, eben…
=^..^=
Grone!!!!!
Pssst: ai reepeet self frum last lol, sowree… but it was at end.
Gnu Eva bideo in her b.log!
An plz, pay tenshun tu small-an-cyoot, nawt big-an-uncyoot.
An ware yur purrtekshuns!!!!
Ware iz teh big an uncyoot? U meen u? RONG!!!!
I cud relee see hur stripees startin to show in dis wun.
Oh, and I wuz happee to see teh diva agin in teh prevyus wun. Mebbe hurs got “mahm” in-stinks? Oar, jes nermal nozy-kitteh in-stinks?
Eva bii sooooo kyoot!! Thnx fur da bideoz, dey awlwaiz makez mii smyle!
Ai luv haow seh purrs n complanes at teh same time!
Luv taht pudgy liddul belly, too!
hiz sew keyout! i naym hym Gremlyn! Hai Gremlyn!
Fur sum reezin, ai keeps pikshurin dis kitteh wif a grate big clock arownd himz nek (liek teh rapper whose naem ai iz nawt remembrin rite nao) insted uv teh cross.
Flavr-Flave … jus remembrd az ai hit “enter.”
yah, i finked taht too – him luks liek gangsta-rapper wif big shiny fings hanging rownd himz nek. lol him iz tuff kitteh, gots street cred.
LOL — kind liek Bucky Katt from “Get Fuzzy.” Except Bucky iz a Meezer…
“A pimp-cat naemd slikbak” (Boondocks ref – voysed by comeedeyin Katt Williams, no less, in teh annymatid show)…nao kitteh just needs teh purpLoL suit
Ohai Mr Crapture — hao iz Spooky & teh Spooklets?
Teh 2 oldest grrlz, Tonya & Spooky ar guud, tehy ‘s getting along much betar nao tahn when i brot Spooky in. Teh Spooklets grow by leeps and bowndz (and tehre am a LOT of leeping & bownding going on in mah partmint…they turn 8 months old this saturday)…Spooky is kind of on thin ice with me right now because she has decided to adopt a habit that once belonged (in the early days) to my recently departed Shadow-kitteh…”highlighting” inappropriate places
Yay! Kitty has bling!
i liek this hahaha funneh
Evil Cat!!!
ok in a way that is rude (with u sayin take dat off of u)
that is rooood
cougar
luks like spiek wiht teh amoolet wen hez savd teh werld!
Ewwwww…
oops.
sed teh donkey.
Vampyar Kitteh
mostly feeds at night…
…mostly…
You know…dey say holy shymbols forshes kittehdemuns to retaek nathural forn…
Debbil kitteh sneers at ur floofy-woofy blankitts.
Dimandz blak velvut.
Or else.
Sorry, I don’t do lolspeak, but I wanted to say – I think this is my favorite lolcat EVAR.
that looks like a evil cat just 2 tell u i just got done reading out of the bible.
Sorry I don’t have a quote… I just have to say I can’t take my eyes off his forehead!!! It’s like a complex map or something
Das my leest favorite pic!!!!!!!!!!!
Hes a marilyn manson kitteh