do you remember teh
do you remember teh way to my litter box? I forgoted.
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Kwikk!
Mai oh mai! Annipuss, Ambercat, catslave, and Parrothead – - a 4-way brayde mos’ definitelee mus’ b sillybrated.
*Hauls out trombone, is joined by 75 udder trombonez, and we lead the parade to teh Ty Boot Eek.
*Peppz stare in amaizement at the parade, and follow along, dans dans danseding!
**followz in teh parade dans dans dansin! **
**followz in teh parade dans dans dansin! **
Hobbulz alawng affer Ambercat
Meow.
Ai wil shoyu, Qte kittoon! Ryte tihs way *scampurrs off*
Tehn rememememember, an kwik!
kleenup on isle 5 in 3…2…1….
Jus Foller yer noze
Ew!
i tinks me nose just disentegrated! :X
Oar Iz it Eau?
Izza mergency!
It’s twoo, he duz looks wurried…
donut worry bebbeh — yous iz two cyoot fur eeny wunz ta getz a mad at you! Iffin dey hidz dat box frum you nawt yer fault!
In dat caes Uz teh hoomins shoo. Hur nawt hieds it enny moar aftur dat.
Gah!
i luvz its fase!
ME, TOO!!! And, the kittle does look worried!
O hai! Iz yew noo? *extends sleek black paw and flutters wings*
Ovverden sen teh kitteh habbin tew go. Him iz Kyoot … (czecks CHRG for tightness and secyouratee…)
Ohmai, so menny peeps in danjer!
(aifinkso teh dailee cyootness uv teh Eva be gibbin me a lil resistinse tu teh splorts)
*rapraprap thurulee wif ekstra rainbo dayglo dukkeetaype fur sayftees*
Pour liddlol kitteh iz in disdress! Wutta spresshun awn teh liddlol fayce! **holds CHRG titelee**
*rapraprap wif teh rainbo dayglo dukkeetaype*
skweeeeee!!!
oh deer oh deer oh deer!
want to snorgle teh kitteh (after littur box visit and cleening)
*adds eggstraw ducky taype to CHRG and puts on HGGs*
yessshhh… dis kitteh habs a defnetleh awwweeesum awweeeefactur…
u habs sum ducky taype left dat u can lens meh?
*raysis in an raprapraps siobhan’s hed wif teh dayglo rainbo dukkytaype*
*raysis awf tu halp sumwun else in tihs emerjensea*
oh fank ewe!
*sighs wif relief*
nao ai is sabe… fanks 2 prysma kitteh… *smilols happyleh*
Ai forgotted iit 2!!!1!! HALP!
Ohai KCT! Wellcome bakk! Ai mist yu!
KCT! Hai and sew wundermuss to seeing u {{{KCT}}}
Bonk!
{{{{parrothead, Q and kvnsgrrl}}}} Cattails and her hubbeh hav been traiing for my entertoope traing to wurks. Ai missed ebberee buddy!
KCT! *pounces on and snorglols*
*runzovvrwifaqwikness*
bonk! sew gud to see u!!!
{{{KCT}}}
*rnstupbounzyrumblyoverandover* {{{Tay jk2kitteh}}}} Noo yeers! Teh therapists are begging to stop and maybe, just maybe ai may get to go to work!!!11!! *jumplilydandansdansdansdans* Happeetayle!!!! CONGO!
*happitayl dansdansdans*
YAY!!!
{{KCT}} schmoos an hedbonks! ai has a happytayle taht yew are here!
*happitayle happitayle dansdansdans*
ohai KCT!! iz grate tew see yu!! {{{KCT}}}
Ohai KCT! Sew good to see yu heer again!
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{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Ohai KCT — welkum bak!!!
Cyoot…bebbeh…fayce….
Must…gib…kisses…
SKWEEEEEEE !!
Raps eggstraw laayer ob duccky tape around Eecktehcatz head to keep Splort under Kontrol…
Fank u catslave….
Nao ai has to go…**sob**
Got another huge bizzee at werk.
Happy Weekund,everybudde!!
Go MSU !!
***setz up immurjencee boof wif eggstra dukke taype an super strengf CHRG’s**
Pleez form a neet lyne!
*runs 2 da lien holdin da chrg as good as possiblol adn hoeps fur halp*
ai shud hab usdid 2… oar beddur 4… 10 chrgs!
**Gibz siobhan handfull ov chrg’s an dukky taype**
Git dese awn, wifakwikness!
*puts da dukkeh taypes ober da chrg adn nao has doblol securethe becuz prysmkitteh wus so naice 2 awlso halps*
awe… cheezpeepz are da bestist!
*steps owt ob da lien so dat otters can gets dems halp*
Nawt gunna b e neet lain if’n it goez tu sl an cheezpeepz b splortin waiyl dey waytin.
Forchewnatlee, I haz a payr uv kyoot protekshun glassiz frum a preeveeyus splortin, sew I be okeh.
no timz furr a lyne! Iz twoo emergenC!! * Gwabs da CHRGs an troes dem awl ober a cheezelan *
We duz n m-urgensee supplai drawp frum playn?
Pleez mei ai haz teh Black & Yellow Hazard-striped 80-mesh Cloth Duct Tape? eet matches mii eyes, tanks
Nebbbermind dat, do you remember teh way to my CHRG and ducky-typey-tapey??
Befour mah head slpodes in a giant splort of kewtness-osity and SKWEEEE factorization….
fur a distracshun frum da kyoot… klickies herz
AAAAAAAAAA!
Partee hurtid mah brayn.
wut? dats nawt good… ai apolochise!
uhmm… wunt sum hawt chokklit adn sum cookies fur recubbereh?
O fank u!
(Wuz akshulee kwait lol, but awlsew a littul straynj an unnurvingz.)
dats riet… da purfekt fing 2 gits ur miend awf off da kyoot
*gibs loldemon a hawt chokklit adn yummeh cookies 2 goes wib it*
Ai yoosed 2 noes a kitteh of mai maenny yeers who wuz Pokey. He gawtted matted about some of the uvvers hoo were meenies! So just after Ai had pooper scoopereded and the meenees started doing the “gawter goes” dans! Ai went to luk at Pokey and luked at the tawp and dere, dere wuz Pokey awnna pooper scooperer so NO BOTTY WUD POTTY! No botty bothered Pokey ever, ever agen.
Tee hee hee!
I’z smawl. Mah lawng-turm memuree nawt kwait divelupt yet.
Noz – but ai noz teh wai to San Jose
Oh noes…. Do ennybudy hab som earworm remover Ai can borrows?
me tew. ai started mornin wif Flinstones theme, an now dis!
Ohai… jes menshuned da feem an in it kumz tooo da brayne.
::sitz daon et teh eerwurm taybul::
Leenk dat siobhan poastid abuv.
Ohai, ai’m awlredy heer in sanjose. yu cumming obur?
Nawt tudai. Ai just wants tu noze teh wai so when ai get close ai can bisit.
An itz dark in teh hallways. Plz to turn on lites?
Bebeh kitteh, ur litter bocks is ober heer in mah howse!!!! Come rite in.
OOPS! I LOS MI TRANE O THOT -2 MINI PIPLE ANSRNG. WHY SEW MINI PIPLE KNOT ASLIP IN TEH BERRY ERLI A M??? i in n.c., usa – y’all knot???
I’m in teh Eastern tyme zoan too, an iz lyk, aftur 5 pee-em!
Mebbe u need teh blud-hownd goggie to come halp u fynd it? Lyk in teh tee-bee commershuls?
Him charges elebentee cheezburgers!! dubblol if himz findz it.
‘Sploat!’~ay~shuss Liddill
Kitteh duz nawtz knoez himz wayz
arrowndz t3h Howss yetz
‘Sploart!~ay~shuss Kitteh
nawtz yoozd 2 himz pawz yetz. How
himz fyndz Liddurr Bawkz?!!
‘Sploart!~ay~shuss Kitteh
juss needz 2 follo himz noaz
andz himz fyndz eezee!
Jack.
aww, my little bb is famous now.
litter box my BUTT, she was a stubborn little thing and thought corners and behind things were more appropriate places to relieve herself.
These doctored photos spoil it for the rest of us.
Baffroom is second door on de rite.
dat kitteh looks kinda lyk a retard…
No! She’s a genius!
CCUUUTTTTIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omggggg so cute! the expression is priceless!