do sumthin funny…
do sumthin funny… like wat? dunno… make me lol
nd den i gonna upload u 2 ichc.
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@@@@@ Concatshoelaces on ur nawt sekkund — an a bery clever wun at that!
ohai, kitty! how yu aer? i can’t hlep but smilol win i see dat abatar!
Uvver den teh tenshun heddake ai haz had since Caturday, ai iz lubberlee. *sigh* Fankies fur askin!
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Hao u aer today?
well, i doing much bettah bean here wif my cheezfrens, but i canna stay long. gotta do my taekhoem test. wah.
*leeds nightshayde to lownge*
*sits her down in massiging chayre*
ter, ter, just sit for 15 minutes an relax.
*purrrrrrrrrrrrr* Dat feels bery gud, gammacat!
**gitz nawt-sekkund playce in line beehine NS**
sit down PH! Der are massigin chayres for eberywun.
**fayce melts intu smylol** Ai LUB dis playce! Ai LUB yu gammacat! Ai LUB yu awl mai cheezfrens!
**sitz down in massigin chayre**
* sneeks in and turns teh dial onna PH’s massigin chayre tu rabbid weezilz *
massaje chairs? did sumwun say massage chairs?
*p d’b settles into vacant chair*
oh yes, ai almost forgot …. congarats sweetpea — that tawp spot comment was full of win, awesum, and high resolushun black and whiteness.
They’re sneeky they’re kookee
Mysterious and spooky,
They eating da cookeez
Ansel CAtams famileeeeez ♪
oh, dat shood be “they eating ALL da cookies”; fitz da meter bettah. must be precise in dese fings, y’no.
Yes, ower mewzikz must b habbing deh rite meeterz!!
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Oh Hai, sweetpea!! Iz ur tendrillz growing in deh spring wevverz?
well, da sweetpeas be growing like crazy wif all da rains… i just be going crazy doing gubmint trwaining; twas a short trip, anyways… ooooooo dots….
hooz gubmint u training???
Duz it mattur? Enny trayning fur guvmints haz tu be a nimpruvmint, speshullee if sweetpea be trayning tehm.
can yew trayn a guvmint? mite be a lost cawse!
Wurf a trai!!!
An if teh tendrils uv doooom cannawt du it, tehn it DUZ be hoapless!
NUU! Nawt teh tendrils uv doohms!!! I lieks mah hoeps. I dun wan be hoeples!
*oops* dat shuld be “I dun wan dem to be hoepless!
If nawt presise tu teh meeter, purrhaps presise tu teh yard.
Da metrik sistim, ai nebbur did kwyte git dat.
Eerwurm — ai nao haz wun.
U wants to be on ICHC, duzzint u?
luks like kittehz got dere wishes!
Yay fur wishes coming troo!
Wenz u wish ah pon a star
Makez no diffrunz hoo u r
Wen u wish ah pon a star
Ur dreeeeeemz kum truuuu!!!!
*pikshurs Jiminy Crikkit — in kitteh form … wiffa crown*
*fawls ober laffing madlee*
ohai prysma-kitteh… ai jes watchdid da gnu eva bideo… her’s soooooooo cayoot! adn her has so much lukkeh dat her gets caird dat wunderful
{{{{{prysma-kitteh & eva}}}}}
kwite inspyring fot…
da wishful cween…
or dans dans
Ai can bii awn teh dansdansdans sho awn teebee?
doin teh lindy hop?
*putz awn a poodull skert*
*tryzes to put awn teh dansin shooz- remembers borkded anklol (wich iz nao in a brace, nawt the full boot nemoar), remembers dis iz cheezland ware awl yor dreems kum troo- wishes- and danses awn noo improoved co-ordinaytid feetz*
kick and spin! woot!
Yay fur anklol being bedderer! *joyns in teh dansdansdans wif kitsunerina*
I wanna send dis in2 Funnee Hoam Bideos an win lotsa munnies foar cheezburgers!
onli if yew shaer teh munnies, oar teh cheezburgers
Yeah, me an teh agarwaendaedraug want hour cut! Agent feez an sush!
Ohai agin rhsb! Ai did go bak an sea yur kwestchuns! Tee hee! Ai kept wantin tu say sumfing about fum drives vs. boat drives.
**wispurs** Tommee Lee ref, ai nose yu git dis.
mabe u didnt here me rite. i sayz, i wantz da CHEEZBURGER
Say “cheezeburgerz!!!”
doant wurre dis kamra onlee takes five minits to taek teh picshure!
Ai gunna haz a reel-lyf skweeee an splort!
We sitting awn cowch wif teh lytes off, watching Star Trek Nekst Gen.
Seanya fawling asleep awn hims side wif hed awn mai leg (ai sitting up).
Him haz lytewayte fleece blankit ober him.
An unner teh blankkit, curled up gainst hims chest, sownd asleep, iz a teenytiny orinj floofeh kitteh.
Him asked me tu muve her just befoar him fawled asleep, coz him waz afrayd tu hurting her coz her so lil.
Iz just tuuuuuuuuu cyoot an sweet fur wurds!!! Ai wish ai cud get pics, but if ai turn awn lyte oar use flash, it wud be bad. *sigh*
Ai can has a splort frum jist a mintul pikshur? **holds CHRG berry titelee**
Mee too. Such a sweeeee lidlol bebbeh kitteh…and sweeee prysma an Sean for razin her wif such luv!
*titens CHRG*
just pikshuring teh sceen cauzes brayne leeks!
**Hanz gammacat teh dukky taype** Yu kin gib me eggstra rappee, pleez?
OtehliddlolkyootEvaawlsweepinagainsttehhartbeetsownds!
Kwik gammacat, kwik!
Ai gnos! Ai habbing terrbul leeks sitting heer!
Ooops, her just waked up an burroed owt… ekzactlee awn tiem fur her feeding. ROFL amayzing hao yung sum behavyurs start, her yelling vigruslee fur milk RYTE NAO!!!
Well,, datz it, pruf yu kin splort tu a mintal pikshur.
SPLORT!
arghle! ai tried to help, but stuppee WP nommed mai commints!
*shews pointee ends to WP*
ai can vishualize dis, cuz ai jus watched Eva’s videyoh on ur FB payge- oh, de kyuutness!! must hold on to CHRG…
Eva needs tu be considured a KMS – Kittin uv Mass Splortayshun, aifinkso!
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Her had milks, an iz sleeping unner blankkit wif Seanya agen, ai herd purring a minnit ago 9her haz teh most stonishing purr bolume fur a teeny kitteh!!!
*maekz a funnee faes* iz dat gud enuff?
test? ai has an invisuble?
Ai sees u, gammacat!
Halloow? Iz cheezland clowzed down?
Ai heer… just got dun feeding Eva, whu nao snuggling gainst seanya unner teh blankkit agen an thretning me wif teh permnint brayn damij frum teh cyoot.
Hao did teh maffs test go today?
Nawt so bad… waz awn basik nutrishun mafs (calculating hao much calrees kittehs an goggies need) an dilution n solutions. Onlee wun moar mafs test left, yay!!! (We gunna cober basik statistiks still.)
Iz ur hand awl beddur frum teh Loki incident? Hao iz Loki doing?
Hand awl heeled, sept fur scars, but ai nawt mind tehm. Problee can see tehm in sum Eva bideos. LOL
Loki be duing gud! Him gets teh cuddlols, an teh lil bit uv gushifud elebentee tiems a day, an aifinkso him feel nawt so neglected. Him nawt fro up ennymoar. *happehdans*
Dats grate! Plz to giv him skritchings frum meh azwell.
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Tiem to shutting down pyooter. Ebbreewun haz a wunnerful nite!
yu tu! *hedbonks*
Habba gud nite nightshayde! Go hoam an lay rownd wiffa cool rag awn yur hed!
Aiz poppin in an owt — tryin to get werk dun but mah hed hurts & ai duzzint want to play teh werk gaem ennymoar. Awlso, aifink ai needs to get mah eyes czeched.
), an parts izzint werkin az well az dey yoosta.
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Invincibility – ai iz doin it rong, apparentlee. *sigh* Wen ai wuz yung & fin & hawt, ai had no problems wif eyesite. Nao ai iz older, moar cuddlee & nawt kwite so hawt (tho hubcat sez him finks ai iz still teh hawt
It happins, aifinkso… but uvver fings get bedderer!
Yu needs teh heets an teh massaj frum hubcat an teh relaksing fings an teh kwiet an teh rest, tu getting rid uv. {{{{{NS}}}}} And yes, plz tu get eyes chekd if enny dowt — ai gets much less hed-acks nao since ai got sekkund set uv glassiz fur when ai awn puter.
Yu needs tu luk aftur yu, NS. Hed-ack be pleh.
(PS, me tu: older, moar cuddlee, less hawt eksept Seanya nawt agree, nawt so much enerjees az used tu… *sigh* But moar kittehs an bedderer frendz!!!)
Oddlee enuf, ai haz a heat pak on my shoulders rite nao.
Ai lubs mah hubcat liek teh dikkinz, but him duz NAWT knowing hao to giv a deesent massaj. Nawt in teh slitest. *shrug* Datz purtee much mah onlee complaint abowt him — an itz nawt rillee a complaint ‘cuz himz so wunnermus & gud to meh & iz mah soul-mate.
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Aifink ai will gib up on teh werking fur today & go hoam. Ai haz free howrs uv ER to watch (iz teh series finale tonite & itz wun uv mah favrit shows). Plz to giv Eva a little skritch behind hur eerz fur Auntie Nightshayde.
Ai will.
Get sum relaxings, luk aftur yu, an ai see yu laytur. {{{NS}}}
{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}} Aiz dewin it rong tu, aifinkso. Ai gottid mai I’s czeched furr teh nawt-sekkund time last yeer, ai ahd 20dash15 bisshun. Ebur since den, mai I’s gettin wurse and wurse. Ai wish ai nebbur gawt dem czeched!
Hay, ai kin sea myself! Ai finkedso dere for a wyle ai wuz inbizzablol, oar ai donut eggzist inee moar!
U eggzists — nawt to wurree!
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{{{PH}}}
{{NS}} Habba gud nite! Fee-uhl beddur!
Ohai peepz! Ai kin sea yu, butt mai commints were nawt showin up, nawt eben in teh rawng playce, nawt eben aftur a fyew minits! Ai wuz habbin a wurree dat a konfickur wurm gotted us!
**shibburs**
Pleh. Stoopy WP. Iz just teh usual Weerd Pretzel stuffs, most lyklee. {{{PH}}}
Stoopy WP! Gibbed mee a skeered! {{{PK an Eba an Seanya}}
We might be through the looking glass here. I hope the cats don’t start their own rival Web page …
dat wuld be bad!
wy?
lol i get that it is really funny once you get it!!!
INVISIBLE COMEDY
*snurt*
This picture was so stolen off of a Hallmark Christmas card somewhere around 2003.
Waw, kitteh has a Belfoca! Mah gran-pappy had one just like it O.O
Helmut Newton has found his match
Daniel Ivandjiiski
AHA!! I SHALL CALL THIS… EVIDENCE! THERE WERE LOLCATS BEFAUWR TEH INTURWEBNETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WUZ RITE… again.