
Goggie does dis, u gives him fuds Where mai fuds?
put ur paws together. dat mite halp.
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Goggie does dis, u gives him fuds Where mai fuds?
put ur paws together. dat mite halp.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: windcat2
I standz up, but I dont begz!
W00t!!! a freeway ty!! c’mon gremlin adn maus!!! let’s boogie on down tu deh ty booteek. I haz heerd dere b lotsa eester goodeez tu choosing frum!! I wantz a bobblol hedded eester bunneh!!
Git – down! Boogie-yoogie-oogie!
*starts to boogie down to Tybooteek*
Hey, wayt – guess whut! Today is a beeg day – Dexter (mah avatar pik and mah tabby kitteh IRL is WUN YEER OLD today! Woo hoo!
*gits owt noyze maykers, party hats, and cormfettis, tosses em awl arownd*
Happy birfdai to Dexter!!
a beeg eggstry speshul fishy treet fur Dexter awn hiz bird-day! an congratz, Gremlin, fur gittin teh tawp spot!
*passez ‘rown trai ub liddel meeces (dun wurryz, deyz marzipan an chokklit) tu sillybraet*
Yay, fangs guise – Dexter will be gitting teh speshul gushifuds, a noo kitteh toi, and sum fancee treets tonite. We sillybrayts for heem. I duz this dantz in hiz honor:
caper caper, prantz prantz!
and – jazz pawz!
dunt furgits dah kittehnip .
OK. Mebbe tehy has kites!
oooooooo. I lubz kitez!!
*pokez arownd lukking.
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Maus!! I fownding dem…. Luk!!!
Dere b kitez wif kitteez ….
and goggiez …
and bunneez …..
and mauzez …… a
nd skwirllz …….
adn pinny gigz!!
Cool! Here’s a nice box/delta wif Teh Maus King onnit! Want!
Ai kin hazza parrut kyte, mebbeh azza Eestur prezzie? **Lukz at emptee baskit, waytun fur bunnee**
I AKSHULLY TRAIND MAH KAT 2 STAND ON COMMAND AN SIT. FUD WUZ TEH MOTIVASHUN, SHE LOVEZ CANND KAT FUD.
NAO SHE WILL STAND BY MAH SIMPLY SAYIN STAND AN SIT WIF TEH COMMAND SIT.
NO NED 4 HAND GESTUREZ OR 4 HER 2 C TEH FUD OR ANYTHIN. KATS R SMARTR THAN U FINKZ.
OMG 2 Qte! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*
Ink wiring minds wants to know!
Sry. no fudz. u iz meer cat.
den ai can has meerfood?
But I ar NAWT meerkat! I ar kyoot kitteh wit whyt belleh furs and kyoot liddel whyt paws!
Heer is whut meerkat luks lyke:
h t t p : / / a n imal.discovery.com/fansites/meerkat/photos/meerkat-image-06.html
(closing up teh spayces)
BTW, if ther wuz ever piks begging for lol-kapshuning, theze is them!
In dat kase, kitteh will b snorglolled tu wifin an inch uv himz life. And den git a bowl uv gushifudz.
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and deh meerkat pix r deh win!!
Mere cat?
Dere’z no sutch fing az a mere cat – dey aer awl speshul an preshuss.
Anom!!!!
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Knot “meer cat”. DIVYNE FELYNE tuyu an doanyu furgitit!
Catzilla!
Oh my! u can have all de fuds u want!!!
Ai lubs Meer kittys…
aim so sorree….
ai leftid my CHRG at hoem!
SPLORT!!!!
Oh! It wuz teh whyt belleh furs!
*grabs teh bukkit and teh scoop, scoopings teh brayns of Nennepus*
Oh luk, lots of brayns! *bak in teh hed, scoop scoop, tap tap*
Noo CHRG? Oh luk, it havings pikshors of meerkats onnit!
And then, we gitz teh tayp. Hmm, duk tayp wit pikshors of meerkats onnit! Wow!
*taypity taypity taypity* Ah, a sawft blankee (guess whut iz on teh dezines! Meerkats, yoo got it!). And a kold or hot bevrij of yor choyce, Nennepus!
*deep breffs*
oh – fankyu Gremlin!
*sips on de cuppa tee*
*admires awl de meer katt accessories*
Dey are reeleh pritteh – dey shud stock deese at de tye booteek! wif boblo headed Meer kats!
Otay, kitteh. Will you shake paws? Roll over? Fetch? Mai sister’s kitteh would do dose things, and got belly rubz and treetz.
Pffft. Trikks be fur goggies. Unless tehy be fun, an tehn iz nawt trikk, iz gaem.
Yu shud be gibbon me belleh rubs an treets ennyway!!!!
Yes, as a matter of fact, my daddy is a raccoon.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
sum uv mai bestest frenz r…
anteaters
bats
cat(!)uhpillols
dingoes
e…
ellolololofunts
furrowshus beests
guppiez
hampsturs
i…
Iguanas
Jellotail fishies
Kangamaroos
H…
Ohai nennepus!
Aifinkso teh h falled from teh tawp of teh list to teh bottum.
*nods*
Yup, dat’s wut happened.
**nods** Teh weddurman sayed ”chanse ov fawlin H’s tudai”
Ohai PH!
Yew sed ohai to meh last nite, butt (!) i missed it. Nyse to meetcha!
mebbeh it is fronch – dey drop deer H’s doant day?!?!
je ponse que vooz avay raisins
*nod nod nod* uhum – dats wut happund – it gott skared by de lollfunts!!!
igwanas
jack rabbitz
kudu (grayter and lesser)
l…
Lolrussis
Munkeez
Nyootriaz
O…
Oktopoosez
Pandaz
Qween Triggur Fishuz
Red-Tayled Hawkz
Sheepiez
Tygurrrrrz (ub coarse)
Unikowrnz…kitteh insystz him seez dem…speshulee wenn him iz on teh ‘nip…
Vampyre Battyz
Wyldebeesteez
Xiphias….kitteh loves teh swordfishies
Zebeebraz
=^..^=
Do that when I tell you to do it, and we’ll talk about the treats…
els… ai jes gibs dem 2 uz wibout tawkin bowt et? ^^
Or just heer…take my wallet. Get yurself sumfin nyce…
**wundurs if Johnnyface cud teech huzbing dat fraze**
lulz ^^
Bad hoomin! BAD!!! Wye u gib teh goggeh fud but nawt ur kitteh?!?!?! Et b blasfimee dat teh kitteh haz tu resort tu teh beggin tu get anii fud – dey r teh Roialtea, u noes!!
)
( Hewo eviwun!!!
see? ai tole u ai wuz tawl nuff tew goe on teh rydes at Dizzywurld!
Yea….. Nawt so mush, no…..
How u doin?)
(Hai blu!
yesh, yesh, spaic mowntin heer ai kom!
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ai hazza pleh todai but at leest is gittin closer an closer tew teh weekweekweek end! haow iz u FluffyB?
Ohai bf473 an FluffyB! Hao yu hazza pleh, bluesfan473, wen yu haz purdee bunnee eers awn?
ohai {{{parrothead}}}, teh bunnee eers dew hep a bit butt (!) ai hazza wurried bout mai momcat/graycowlddai kinda pleh. mai momcat fel daown an wen boom cuppla weeks ago an shee iz nawt comin bak frum taht as wel as wii had hoaped
Dr. tinycat sez she wil bee otay but iz bean lawn slo process. ai hazza wurried shee mite nawt eber git bak tew haow she wuz afore it happined.
{{{{blufesfan473 & Momcat}}}}}} Aiz berry sawree tu heer dat! Seemz lyk it taykes dese parunts lawngur tu heel dese dayz! Ai will be sindin gur fots yur wai!
Um, mayke dat ‘gud’ fotz. The gur fots are spozed tu go tu teh tygurs.
fank u hon. shee iz 82 but haz bean bery insistentlee independint, stil bery gud driver an dewin own errands lyke shawpin an stuf, ai dew nawt kno wat wil happin wen shee haz tew faic nawt havin teh independince, it wurriez meh.
**sitz beesyde bluesfan473, patz floofy paw jintlee** Iz berry hard nawt tu wurree, butt wurree iz nawt gud fur yu.
Ai iz amost gud coz et iz amost Fwidai!!
Akshully ai’m wurkin dis weekend, but ai awais luk fwd tu teh Fwidai – sins teh skuldais, aniiwai. Prolly coz awl teh peepol r asso in a beta mood on Fwidais!
Hai Ph! Hao r u onna dis luvalee Dai-b-4-Fwidai?
Oh, blu, furgot tu sai: Hopps ur pleh goes awai soon adn dat u feel mush hapi & stuff!!
fank u {{{FluffyB}}}
Aiz otay. IRL iz bein pleh, butt ai alwais happee tu be in cheezland!
Ai habba fren dat iz bisiting hur famblee in Souf Africa, Kinstown, aifinkso? Lukz berry byooteemus inna pikshurs!
Bein pleh iz nawt gud, no!!! Ai asso hopps dat u feel beta & hapi & stuff beli soon!
Yeah, Kingston iz inna east ob SA. Ai libs inna west ob SA, adn unfurtoonatilee ai hab nawt hadda chans tu go site-cing dat way yet, but SA izza bootimus kontree tu c, aifinkso. U shud cum habba luk sum dai!
Ohai cheezfrenz. Can ai ax that yew send yr gud wishes mah wai? I am onna sprink break, an had hoped tew beh spenden sum ub mah thymes wif yew awl… butt ai has the pleh new moan yaws, and ai am sew zawsted dat eben eatin and drinkin is a chore. Dr. Tinycat gab meh sum antee by otics, which mai beh halping the sum… butt nawt berry mush yet. Misses yew awl berry much!
Ai iz sending helfee thots yer wai…mai sypafeez – yew haz dem!
=^..^=
o noze!! sorree u haz teh pleh {{{{BDM}}}} sendin beemsbeemsbeems an gud happi fouts ur wai! Pleez tew feline bedder soonest!
jus lsten to dr. Tiny Cat. Iz bestest dawctr arond. Awlso mebbe chemistree kat can bru ups someting fur u to take. aifinkso. hops u feelz betr sune.
Merlin’s Momma here.
Amber! Is taht yu?!
Hey – wehn I stands up like dis, I can see whuts on teh dinner tabul. Dis pritty gud idee. I pik owt mah own fuds!
Furst teh rekonnazzence mishun, tehn teh nomming commenses, LOL!
awwwwww i frickin luvs dis kitteh!
MAI KITTEH DUZ DIS ALL DE TIEM!!!!!!
N she luk lyk dis kitteh too! But shes gots spots nawt strieps.