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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
gyle?
ithmatik?
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conga-rats nightshayde!
Arrrrrrrrrrre it tiem to going hoam yet? *narrows eyes at clock*
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Fankies, Gammacat.
*rubs creem ‘rond nightshayde’s eyes*
*bats at clock till it says ‘time tew leeve’*
*haz martoonee redee foar NS wunse clok sais GOE HOEM*
Conga Ratz.
Ai sings fur U
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Ah, ah,
Wii come from teh land of the ice and snoes,
from teh midnite sun where teh hawt springs blows.
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Iz u still hazzin teh snoe today, WRr?
Iz still heer. iz nawt habbing enny moar com tudai fank CC. Teh goggies still has about teh fut uf compacted snoes in dems kennel. Dem haz tu go down tu getz intu teh haws onna razed platform.
Sawree tu skweeeeez in heer, butt butt butt did yu ebur reed teh fingz peepz fink sawng lyrics are? Dat sawng iz neer teh tawp ov sawngs peepz fink teh rong wurds tu. Iz berry funnee.
O yesh, yesh, yesh. Dere iz a website wif dat suff on it. Iz berry funneh. Kin see it at this linkee:
three w’s, kissthisguy, dot com
Ohai Icanhasfockses! Ai lubz yur abatar! Sew kyoot!!!!
Dere’s awlsew a Dave Berry site wif sillee fing sawng lyrics.
avast matee’s! hand ober teh burgers of cheez an no wun gets hert!
Pleez Mr. Pirate Kitteh! Don’t hurt me! Dere’z a stack ob cheezburgers tu yore left, a stack ob chokklit martoonies to yore right, a bag ob catnip in frunt ob yu, adn a sutibul link fore April 1st fore my naym.
Those chokklit martoonies seem to have made you pie-eyed!
Yo Ho Ho, bottlz ov niprum!! Ye skurvee goggehz bettar wok teh plaenk!!
*runs into ruum*
*skids past Elfi & tries to get purchiss on teh floor wif hur claws*
*ends up wrong-sied up wif a paw behind hur eer*
Ai meened to do dat.
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Ohai, Elfi — hao iz u?
Rum? Deed sumone sez rum? *hopeful*
Ohhai! WP haz stawped eeting mai posts! I haz a happy tayle!
happy burfday yesterday princessofchaos!!
(i seded it on teh last thred, but evreewun iz over heer now)
Fankee lunarmommy! Evvbuddy haz bean sew wondermouse 2 meh yestiddy on mai birfday! Fankee 2 evvybuddy! Iz mai nawt sekund birfday in Cheezland adn mai Cheezfrens maed it teh bestest evver!! Fankee evvvybuddy!
Oooh – happitayl belaytid birfday!
*pours sum rum fur POC*
*rubs fayce on NS* Fankee! I jes add sum Cokercolla… Puuuuurfect!!! I kneaded taht!!
**poorz POC’s fabwrit rum drinkee**
**poorz wun fur awl odders an self**
**klinkee glasses wif POC**
Happee burfdai POC! Sawree ai mist yur pardee! Stoopy IRL!
Parrothead! Ohhai! *rubs fayce on parrothead*Fankee! I mist mai partee 2. I wur at teh hoppitattle wif Kitteh Daddy. It wur skeery butt hez betteh todai. Wez wayting onna MRI, teh neurologists and sumbuddy frum Speech and Language Pathology. Tehy doan noes whi Kitteh Daddy can nawt swaller fuds adn pylls. Tehy haz a worry. Meh two…
{{{{{PrincessOfChaos}}}}}}}
Ai sew sawree tu heer dat! Ai sayz prayurs fur KittehDaddy an fur yu!
Wen will yu heer, du yu finkso? Iz maddening, the wayting, ai nose.
We doan noes. Taht r theh frustr8ing part! Butt whin I gitz teh nooes, I r gonna lett evvybuddy no.
Awww, dat terriblol, tu missing ur own party!!
I hopes dey finding owt how tu halping KittehDaddy.
{{{{{{POC}}}}}}} {{{{{{KD}}}}}}}}
Meh too. I haz a sad and worry abowt it.
ohai elfi, how iz yoo doing? i reeded teh story on yor blob abowt buttercup teh lellow goggie – iz a happy ending!
Ohai, {{{{elfie}}}}} nawt sede yu ina wilez. haow yuar?
gud – yu kan steel teh dirtee sox, teh dust bunnies, and awl teh papers mai hubbeh leeves awn teh kawfee tablol
ooo – iz dat a kaliko???
*yoink*
halp! da kaliko pirate haz ben pirated away by pirates. Sumwons must be res-queing her
her nawt need resqueing! ai tayks bery gud kaer uf her…ai lubs her and skweezs her….
nd kalls hur george-geena?
ARRRRGH! Yu muss nawt trai tu take pirate kitteh’s ship! Kitteh will send yu tu Daybee Jonez lockur! Kitteh iz cween ov awl hur surbays, teh land an teh see, an teh skeyes abuv! **swishes feddur sord fretteninglee**
*gigglol*
U iz teh kyoot wen u haz such a feerce, PH!
**gintlee beekbonks nightshayde** Yu meen yu nawt skeered? **Fawls down giggloling wif nightshayde**
Yu owtta wurk yet?
Nope! Ai haz a liddul ober an howr to go. *sigh* Ai iz akshullee gettin lots uv werk dun, tho.
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Plus we jus maed teh deposit on owr 10th anniversary vacayshun fur layter dis yeer.
YAY! Wear yu goin? Sumplayce eggsotick?
Bak to DizneeWhirld — but jus Huzbin & ai iz goin. Liddul gurl stayin hoam wif Gramma (she starts kindergarten abowt a munf befoar we goes).
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Mah Diznee addikshun – let me show u it.
Nightshayde addiktid tu Diznee? Aihazza shock! Sumboddee git me a swoonin cowch! **gigglols** Ai heer yu kin hab lawts ov growed up fun at Diznee! **I-brow wagglol**
Hee hee — yup … Nightshayde definitely addiktid to Diznee. We jus gotted bak free weeks ago frum DizneeWhirld (which wuz mah nawt sekkund tiem since 1984) an aiz goin to Dizneeland wif mah liddul gurl on Mundane. We haz teh Dizneeland annual passes & goes kwite a lawt.
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Dere iz a lawt uv fun to be had fur teh growed ups who iz still kids at hart. Plus DizneeWhirld haz bery menny restaurants wif nomilishus noms!
shure! ai awlreddy haz a Tira kaliko and a Unique kaliko – a George-geena kaliko wuld be just fyne, aifinkso!!
ConCats on ur nawt sekkond. Pleez to excuse, but jess stoppin by to tell eberibodi to lukky at “INSIDE EDITION” wif w’s an dot coms. De haz da stori about a googie wif a prosetic (fake) legg. Iz amasin.
TTFN
Iz teh dread Pie-rat Roberts!!!
FTW!!!
princess bride refference FTW
As…..yu…..wiiiiiiish…….
Plunder, plunder, plunder! Shed, shed, shed. Scratch, scratch, scratch. Nap, nap, nap! there da libbingroom iz mine!
Yu missed a scratch. Adn a nap.
ooops scratch, scracth, and den nap, nap. STN!
Iz dis led zeppelin kitteh oar immigrant kitteh?
Lonely kitteh sing da Lemon song
‘oh yewz kin snorg muh lemmins babe …’
WP nommed teh link. Wrap teh normul interwebz stuff rownd teh wurd in teh **
* vikingKittens *
How is yu doin West River??
Nawt tu bad. Wii had teh blizzurd here dat maed teh no trabbel possiblol yestidai and mundane. Still haz moar snoe onna grownd now den wii had awl uf winturtime.
Oh noes! I dont miss da big snows at all! Yu gots firewood and foods, goggies good bout stayin out of da colds?
Ai haz plenny uf fuds and fyrewuds.
goggies nawt so gud at stayin owt uf teh colds. Dem lieks tu plai inna snoes tu much. But dem haz teh warm dri plaec if dem wantz tu use it.
Viking Kittehs? Oh, noes…heers approwchung Kittehs seenging ” Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,…..”
=^..^=
heer it iz, just becawz yoo kan nebber see it too much:
viking kittens
Fanks LM.
Arrrr maytee! Pyrut iz my nawt-sekkund langwedge!
Fie and blast! Be that so, ye scallywag? Wellennow, then, for ’tis one o’ me dearest ways o’ speakin’, seein’ as I goes to Pyrate Festivals ‘long wi’ the Ren Faires. Here…have a belt o’ me best grog!
=^..^=
A lolcat pirate ship?
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kitteh iz finkin “ai can be Jack Sparrow???”
wat yew mehn sparrow, eaz turner aifinkso
ai seh yewr compooter eaz nao wurking
ohai, wolfie!!! ai nawt no taht yew was here! ai saw ur commint butt eat wus left almost an hour ago, an ai fought taht yew was gone by nao! yesh, puter iz wurkin agin!
*does mai happiee dans*
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oh, b4 ai furget, ai has a ???. wat was teh name ub taht website taht yew can visit 2 c eff ur puter has taht virus???
symantec
www. and .com befur an aftur
symantec
real spelling, just out the usualm eending, wp nawt letting meh post eat as link
fanks wolfie. aill tri eat nao..brb!
yeh!!! eat went 2 site!!! mai puter nawt haff virus!!!
*does mai happiee dans…agin!*
ai sent yew emayo, has a yahoo news article bouut conficker, ai realsed dat ai pisked a poor subject naem, virus
yesh, taht wuld probly b considered a berry bad subject naem!
ur puter iz virus fwee 2, rite???
yup, ran a whole checker fingy
ai has tew go, cya tummorow
otay. ai weel talk 2 yew 2morrow. By-by!!!
Oar, purrhapz, “I can nom Jack Sparrow!”
Iz a sparrow fastur den a swallow?
Afrikan or Yurupeeyun swallow?
Whych ebber wun haz teh kokonutz…
=^..^=
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If ennywun needs meh, ai will be in teh NB. *gigglol*
***bottom beek drawps*** Awwwwwwww! Nightshayde! Gud fing yur awn teh way, ai wudda hadda sind yu tu teh NB!
**pondurs**
Nao du ai hab tu go to teh NB? **gigglols** **follows NS to NB**
Pirat LOL is full uv WIN!!! XD
Ohai rshudson82! Ai hab nawt met yu beefoar! Welcome tu cheezland! **extends culuful wing ov frenship**
Gudnite cheezfrens! Ai muss git sum sleepz wyle ai kin, neggst for nytes we habb sawftball gaymes!
G’nite!!!
*putz parrothead in nitetiyme cayge adn kubberz wif Cheezpeepz Map blankee.
{{{PH}}}
Gud nite, PH!
Pirate Kitteh come … Harrrrrrrrrr & Purrrr
Oh Hi!
I has question 4 u guys.
Do eny ob u peeps somtimes find u self
talkin to ur oun kitteh or goggie in LOLspeak?
Or is i jus a crazy person?
Jus wunderin
Ai duzzint noe if u iz a crayzee purrrrsun — but talkin to ur kitteh or goggie in LOLspeak maeks purrrfekt sense to meh! Ai talks to mah kittehs, mah huzbin, mah liddul gurl, and mah frendz in LOLspeak awl teh tiem!
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Welkum to Cheezland, HistoryMaker! *extends floofee paw in frendship*
fank U nightshayde
Hi 5′s floofee paw in friendship
I likes it here
Itz a niec place wif lawts uv frendlee creechurs.
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If you want to get to know a little more about some of the people here, or if you want to learn how to get an avatar and how to make your name blue, please click on cweenmj’s blue name. The Cheeztown Cryer (one of her blogs) has lots and lots of useful information.
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Tiem fur meh to going hoam — hooray! U haz a niec nite, HistoryMaker!
yes, i tawks to my kittehs an my hoomins in lolspeek. sumtimes iz hard to stop myself frum tawking lolspeek to evreewun else!! iz more fun tahn regyoolar speek.
yah… gits reeleh hard 2 commints onna otter paiges here… wer dem noe lyks da lolspeek… sheesh…
is eben hardur ryting den tawkin aifinkso…
Kitteh iz wun ub da Pirates dat don doo eneeyfink!
veggie tales FTW
Ihaz a wonderz … iz dat cyootie gyoofie kitteh inna pree vee us LOL cheeselandz’ berry own JohnneyFace??
i dunno, but me an hubby lold an lold an lold at taht silly kitteh!
Yaaaarrrrrrr….i iz heer for yer booteh…be it cheezburgers or fishies….
And then we makes goggie walk teh plank!
adn… wut if… we noe habs a goggeh?
Yaaaarrrr….den i makes you go getz wun….
or maybes you getz that hooman brat who pullz mai tail…we makz him walk teh plank insted…
or mebbe even teh vet…
Well, shivver me cardbord, Pirate Kitteh haz arrieved!!1!
Wait, who makes something like that for their kitteh?
Kitteh haz rum?
‘Do not sharpen your claws on the furniture’ be more a guideline than an actual rule.
LOL Reminds me of Shugo Chara. Deep seas treasure, here we come!
ZOMGs dat is my little kitteh Dawn! I can’t believe she made front page! OMG yay super wins!
I made that pirate ship out of old Ikea boxes. She does love sitting in it all the time!
I haz a proud! ^_^
I am so going to go make one of those right now.
The funny part is someone actually took the time to build that just for the picture
i love it it’s so cute!!