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Deez paypurrrrs izzint goin ENNYWARE!
Paypurrrrrwayt. Ai iz wun.
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Papurrmagnet – ai iz wun too!
An a berry prittee wun 2!
*nods nods*
Aifink deer shud be a splort-warning on dis wun…
WARNING WARNING!
LOL has splort factor Elebentyhundred!
Please tu wearing purrtekshun ob choyse!!!
*checks tu see if CCC is well stokkid*
*fills up teh tanker truks wib chokklit martoonies*
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“Truks reddy to role!”
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*updates Splort Factor to Elebentyhundred and Elebenty Eleben*
Diz luks lik da babycat Jimmy. Ai betz da babbeh has da liddol pink toes. iz gud himz paws nawt sho bottum.
Prooly liddol pink noeszees alsew.
Aifinksew.
Yu got taht ryte, annipuss! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up jmuhj’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
“chocklet possum”? Possums cumz in flayverz??? Ooh! I bedder check da cheezlan vendin masheen moar oftin!
o yeh, an, um…
*cheks pokkits fer gud gift*
hmm…u liek a tybooteek gift card? i doan goe der sew much, sew wen u has a recubberee, go injoi urself! no, srsly, iz cheezland law. i chekked dis mornin.
Filed under Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Hmmmm… Kitteh in Inbox. I wunder wuts in teh Outbox…
Ifinkso that shud filed under, don’t axe, don’t tell…
Hey Leeza! There’s a pic of you on Loldogs! Go look!
wut ANOTHER??
*goes to luk*
Gee, Leeza. Yoo havings teh verreh stikky pawz, fur klimbing teh winders, wow! Spider-sqwirrl, spider-sqwirrl . . .
O.O You are brave!!!
*staggers back in wif branes leaking out from hur CHRG*
no fare, Maus….
Wut?
*narrows eyes*
sending me off to luk at a babbeh skwirrl wif no warning….
Sry. I dinna think of that lass…
and now u make me swoon????
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*faints*
Ooopsie!
*Puts Leeza on a Fainting Couch*
*Waves smelling salts under her nose*
*wakes up confuzzled*
wot happened?
Maus! how u is??
ohai Maus & Leeza!
icanhasinboxwifkitteh?
pweesepweesepweesepweese?!?!
ai has a stack of papers this hi!
I iz fien, Leeza…
How is you?
*Wonders what was in the smelling salts*
*Label say “Milk of Amnesia”*
fine, fine! I was uhhhh…
*ponders*
Wut did I come in here for??
teh kyoot kitteh asleep on yer paypurrs!
Yoo were taking owr orders for coktayles, bemember?
Tu luk ad baibi squirlols adn kittehs in inboxes, Ifinkso.
what, wut?
how can I tell which uv u is teh rite???
You can’t. What you were actually doing was going to the NB with me…
*hedbats Maus*
be gud Maus! dinna take advantige of confuzzoled skwirrls!
Ow!
*Rubs head*
Yer proly rite. An I’m thinkin Mrs. Maus wudn’t approve eether…
*scurrees in*
*slathers awn teh antee-rinklol creem*
*scurrees owt*
or mebbeh doan axe doan smell?
hey maus, if yor still arownd, i seed sumfing taht iz relevant to yoo an maryO’s interests. last nite i wuz reedin abowt crafty stuff an seed abowt dis masheen, yoo make teh letters on yor compyooter an teh masheen cuts tehm owt ob paper or cardbord or wuteber. hmm, i finks, culd be a very handy fing to habbing! so i wented an luked at it. an seed teh munnies it costs
so i gess i wont be getting wun. but teh interestingest fing iz, IT HAZZINGS A DONGLE!! i haz nebber seed a dongle in teh wild before, only heer on ICHC!! so i had a amazed, and thinkd i must telling yoo an maryO abowt it! 
teh masheen wif a dongle
Dongle’s has been arownd fer elebenty years LM. But (heh) it’s interesting how they are making a comeback of sorts. Modern dongle’s is reelly just a “thumb drive” wif speshul stuff loaded on ‘em.
so iz very yooseful, tehn.
i had to laff cawze i nebber eber seed/herd abowt tehm owtside ob ICHC. lurn sumfin noo evree day, i gess.
“Thumb drive”, eh? Never heard it called that before…
OK, OK. “USB Flash Drive” or whatever. The nawt-secund ones were about as big as your thumb, and only held like a few MB. I have one now the size of a stick of gum that holds 4 GB. Ain’t technolology wunnerfull?
**makin noats** dongle syze ov thumb, no, syze ov gum. Four bites. Speshul stuff onnit.
**luks up**
Wut?
ohai PH! no nomming thumbs! eben if dey have speshul stuff!
i hadz a parrot wunce, he bit all mah fingrz. berry aggribatin
**rayzes paw**
I hassa kweshtun.
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Size of WHOSE thumb?
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….an heer I thot feets wuz inbolbed sumaho….go figger.
Andre teh Giant?
A gurl kin dreem, can’t she?
Ziiiiiiinnnng!
*sound of double entendre going over Maus’s hed*
Funnee how wif mins everything hazta have a name.
*clamps hand over mouth*
mumblebumblemimble
*heds of to NB, snerking*
YESH stoopyvisor, I has that done…
Werk? Wat’s dat????
sumbunne x-plainded 2 meh dat werk wus an oasis… ownleh camlols goe der…
Yup – full kontroll!
azza fadderamact, aiz awl OBER itz!
“Aym rite on tawp of that, Rose!”
Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Sitter’s Dead, speshul kitteh edishun. Starring Tabby McGhee in teh Christina Applolgate role.
I just squeeed at work.
Why isn’t that one of the projects my boss dumps on my lap??
dey always keep de gud wun for demselbs…
not called stoopyvisirs fur nuffing!!!
kitteh bedder wif paperwerk den me!
Dexter, itz yoo! Whut ar yoo doing on tawp of those papurs!?!!!
Happeh burfdai Dexter!!!!!1!
Happehtayl birfday, Dexter! Ai wud wish yu lubs an gushifuds an toys an treets, but aifinkso yur momcat gibs yu tehm wifout needing me wishing.
happytayle birfdai Dexter!!!
*schmoo and hedbonk tew Dexter & Gremlin*
Thank yoo awl! In teh neggst fyew minnits I leaves wurks and goes home to giv heem sum burthday treets! Hard to beleev he is wun awlreddy. *sniffl* They just grows up so fast!
*sniffl* yesh, ai remembur when Cannoli was a skinny boi who scarfed all his fud and ai culd hold shadow on teh palm of mai hand. *sniffl*
*snif* Ai bemember wen Twitch wuz bornded adn ai wuz teh midwyfe adn ai had to wipe her widdle fais adn halp her start breeving. Adn naow seh’s almost foar!
Mah liddul Dusty iz gonna be 8 on April elebentyeth … an den mah Skimble iz gonna be 8 on April twennynawtsekkund. Dusty still luuks & acts liek a kitten.
shadow duz tew. She’s our 3/4 scale kitteh, and she still has LOTS of energy.
*wunners wat happened tu da glubs, deb slaps forhed. Ob corse! Sleeping iz hiz latest inbenshun!*
Ah wud liek dis in baskit pls.
Kthxbai.
oooh! lukkit teh liddlol wite han… liddlol pink eers…
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o heer goes, tew layte! gonna bee a messss…
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SPLORT
I gnu it, I gnu it! I wayrs mah CHRG 24/7 – this is teh sort of pikshor I seez IRL at hoem every day, LOL!
Plz to hold tite, jk2kitteh. I sayvings yoo!
OK, I kawls in mah kitteh-boi Dexter to halp with kleening up this splort.
Dexter, yoo put yor liddel whyt mitty-paws over jk2kitteh’s eyz, OK? OK, thanks! That shuld halp keep from re-splortayshun.
*kleenings up teh brayn, uses teh brayn-vak to put em inna hed!*
*Noo CHRG on tite* Ooh, this old CHRG is just esploded and useless! *tosses it away wit a disgust* Ther, this gnu wun is so mush beddur!
Fresh duck tayp. Fresh frum teh duck itself. *tayp tayp tayp*
Anna sawft blankee, and a hot or kold bevrij – yor choyce! *floof floof teh blankee*
OK, Dexter, tyme to removing yor paws frum teh eyz! And walk away, plz, to wher yoo kinnawt be seeinged, lest ther be re-splortificayshun!
gud wun gremlin!
Anni an Eye sort of missed our mark
Iz nawt jk2k’s fawlt, da warnin posted onlee two mimitez before jk2kz splort.
Da CCC onna wae.
*liffs hed up weeklee*
whew fankz giiz… ai mite maek it fwew teh afturnuun naow…
U giiz r teh BESTEZT!!
*fawls bak awn floofie blankee*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up jk2k’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fankees! wp iz nommin mai playzmint uv commints, sry foar teh konfuuzshun!
Tawp itum n in-bawks gunna rekwaiyur mah ful uttenshun awl dey, if’n nawt awl week.
And definitely awl nite!
Gremlin’s rool of kyoot kitteh-behbehs. A kitteh hoo lukkings as kyoot and sweet as that during teh daylite howrs turnings into a rayving lunatik when teh sun goings down! And fur GUDniss sayk, nawt to feeding after midnite, kthxbyeIknowsthisfirsthand!
No getz wetz oar brite lites=z eedur, aifinksew?
Nup! Yoo got dat rite, LOLDemon!
In fakt, that wuz of korse hao mah orinj boi Gremlin got hiz naym.
Sumwun brot heem into teh offix. He fell asleep on sevral peepul’s desks. They sed: Oh, hao kyoot! Yoo hasta tayk heem home!
Well, when I got heem hoem, he kept me up awl nite nomming on mah eerz and playing in mah hayr! That nite shortly after midnite wuz when I decyded on himz naym.
Wit kittehs, teh kyoot appearances kin be so misleeding, LOL!
oh noes! J2K is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Prysma in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – ur braynes shud be fine agin pritty soon – just doant luk at de kyoot foar a while…
my cut an payste – let me show it…
butt why inda rong playce?!?
straynje wp…
Yiss, myne 2! ai wuz shore it shud nest wiv jk2k’s…
Free way tye for da splort repayr. Does dat worant a trip to da tye bootiq alsew??
Enquiring mines want to noe.
Ennee eggs kyoose!
mebbe teh WP hadz a splort tew?
fankees tew u anni! ai feel mush beddur naow..
(repeeted cawz i came in at teh very end ob teh last thred)
), bownsy balls taht lite up liek a disko ball wen tehy bownse, choklits an frooty kandeez, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor wishes com troo!
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hmm, i nebber knowing wut to do. com in late on teh erlier thred, or erly on teh later thred?? anyway, heer i iz to wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kimkiwi, Tessm, c.moon, an CatzRLolz!! yes, it iz teh offishul burfday ob kimkiwi an tessm, teh partisipants in teh furst-eber not-norvernmost cheezmeet!! frum teh big party on toozday i haz bringed more offishul kustom boblol-hed snowglobe kimkiwi dollz, wif teh snowglob filld wif kwiw burds, kiwi froots, an pavlova pastriez!! an also fudjy caeks an lemmin-poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filld wif sparkly hairkombs an/or snazzy cool sunglasses (depnding on yor gender an/or teh luk yor going for
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Pleez to xcuz butt (snerk) todae iz dezter kitteh birfdae. Maebe u cud add gushifud shaped caek for da kittehs anna gud strong bon for da goggiez wif birfdaes to da wondermous giftz u bring. Iz obcourz ifnn da emploeez can bee trusted knot to eatz dem.
oh, taht iz being a gud idea!! happy burfday to dezter!! an my
iz gud for teh trolz an for teh envirlolment!
prizonersemplyees will not try eeting teh kitteh an goggie goodies. tehy gets all teh yoozed gushifud kans tehy kan likking kleen, az wun ob teh benefits ob teh job. (tho tehy duz haz to pay a kan-opener depreeshiyashun fee.) teh trolz gets fed, an teh kans gets kleened for teh re-sikling wifowt yoozing any extra watter!!Werk? On tawp uv it? Uv kors!
Do nawt finso 4 a minnit that I zzzzzz onna jawb. Just thinking. Just thin… oooh! dots!
*spreds hoamwurk awn bed*
Aifinksi ai need tu getting tuday’s bideo. Hm. Yu guis must be getting tyred uv seeing her eet an toddul arown awn teh cowch n bed… an ai cannawt cownt awn gest appeerinsis… *pondurs*
*curls up awn top uv it*
Hoamwurks? Ai awn it!!!!
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An a teeny floofball iz awn me.
Watchin da bebbeh Eva iz neber gettin tyred. Eben da huzby becumz mush watchin da bebbeh Eva.
yesh yesh yesh! watchin bebbeh Eva is teh fun!
Okies.
Ai maded yu a Eva bideo, an ai
eeteduploading tu teh UTube nao.Okies, taht taked a lawng tiem, coz uv innerupshuns n also upload n prosessing tiems, but…
)
Gnu Eva bideo iz in blog!
(since iz almost tiem fur gnu lol, ai will repost this inna few minnits, but wanted tu telling yu nao
Plz tu be focusing awn teh teeny cyootness, nawt teh large uncute shape behind her.
FangQ P-K. Eva watshin is gud for teh soul!
YYYEEEAAAA!!! New Eva bideo! *runs tu luk*
jes feeds her cheezburgr?
jes jokin.
Don’t they always find the piece of paper you need and either lay on it or shred it?
I maed u a TPS ripeoart, but I eetid it.
:snerk:
iz part ob teh kitteh prime direktibe.
Sumthhymes bofe, but neber at teh saym thyme. Dat wud be silly.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dat is freekin adorabull! My meezer Finny did dat dis mornin when I wuz readin a book.
WANT!!! ai evn tak teh papurwerk iffn dat coms wif teh kitteh!! Dawg wud not bee beri happytayle bout it, but she gets ober it…aifinkso.
Strypee Tukkseedo
Paypurrwayt Kitteh maykz shurr
paypurrwurk stayz putz!
Strypee Tukkseedo
Paypurrwayt Kitteh lubbz hurz
jawb. Willz nebbur leeb!
Strypee Tukkseedo
Paypurrwayt Kitteh awllwayz
Employee Ubz Munffz
Jack.
yay jack! wunnerul az alwayz
We need this kitteh at mah offis
~Splort~
Eiver peeps wud get along betterer, or U could uze teh pointy end to make yur point…
this cat is soo cute i love all cats
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