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Teh fuds nawt smell gud befoar dey go in. U finkso dey gonna smell BEDDUR aftur dey been prosessed?
yay red! yew gotz teh soloe nawt-sekkund! hoaw tew sillybrate todai?
Wow….I’m in sutch shok I dunno how to sillybrate!
Sujjeshtuns?
wii cud awl goe to NOM ….. dere’s alwais gud fings dere!
Ai browt teh YNGs tu dans fer yu!
See?
**YNGs dansdansdans**
**YNGs shake their thangs**
Oooh, dat’s PURRFECK, Ly!
**drools uncontrolablee**
Thank saeking awlways gitz meh!!!
Sillysillysillysillysillysillysillysillysilly
Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip
Sillysillysillysillysillysillysillysillysilly
Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip
*spinspinspinspin*
Meeeeep!
Teh goggie yoozed it juss naow
No moar burreetoz fur u. Eber.
Butt….I lubs me sum gud Mexykin fuds.
Den get ur own liddur-bawx. Or at leest get sum winders installd so ai kin breev.
ayyer! ai needz ayyer!!
Kint …. breev! Need ….. fyremenz!!!
Fyremenz b gud in ennee sit ee ayshun.
Sins weirdpress won’t let me powst links, try der situashuns by kliking on my naym on dis powst.
Oh, gud eyedea, NS!
**stanz nexst to NS, tryin to luuk lyk damzel in dis-dress**
Halp! Nine-elebenty! Wii need teh fyremenz – wif a kwikness!
kwikness an brandee! brandee iz a gud ree viev ur!
Whut kinda dis-dress duz U haz awn? Izzit awf teh shouldur, strapless, oar teh sari stylol?
Watebber werks.
Den Uz teh fyretruk red dis-dress. Iz teh fyremanz faborite cullur.
Rhsb, teh fyremanz is at teh pi fite down teh thred.
Mouf-2-mouf respirashuns, pweez!!
I do lub a man in uniform. Or a kilt.
Akshully, sum uv uss prefurrz dem OUT uv dere yuni forms, butt (hee hee) tu eech hur own…
IBS kitteh has IBS.
ifinkso dem kittehz need sum “poopourri”
FTW!!! I gibz u lebenty burgerz!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
thnx mine cween! there is a reel product named poopourri.
I saw sum greeting cards yesterday and deh paper wuz made from — i kid u not– elolfent poop!!!
mr ellie pooh
thatz just nawt rite! butt (!) it iz funni
Mai sistur sended back teh mail frum Ghana when hur wuz dere. It wuz awn lolifant dung paypur. Culd nawt bring teh lolifant paypur fru custums, but iffit wuz a letter custumz nawt culd stawp it.
Tehy sells this at teh collij bookstoar… berry bisiblee in teh windo faysing teh main hall.
Kinda spendy kornsidering wat there made uf!
Mebbe tu pay fur awl teh wurk rekwird tu mayk it, um, postabul.
Dat’s wun stamp ai glad ai nawt likked.
Oh…so, dat’s “sum ikspensive s…”
=^..^=
No mure weeners adn beens fur u! No hou, no wai, nawt ebber!!! Whur’s teh oxiegin? I knead oxiegin! *klunk*
Dis ama gud playce for a stick-up !
Ohai – ai postid dis a cuppla commints agoes butt (hee hee) ai wantid all yew cheezpeeps to see it… (oooh, dots)
/lolspeak off/
As some of you know, I have been having a fairly difficult time lately. I think things are going to get worse before they get better, but I am confident of the outcome and I will finally be rid of crazy (soon to be former) business partners who pretended to be my friend.
I have been feeling very beaten up (not literally), embarassed, stupid… you name it.
I re-read all the birthday party posts yesterday, and I want to thank all my wonderful Cheezfrenz for everything they did. Especially tessm, prysmakitteh and skwirrlgirl. It did my soul the world of good to read the posts and feel the happiness, love and genuine caring coming off the page. I am quite humbled by everything that was said, the wonderful presents, and food.
Thank you, Cheezfrenz. You made my day.
{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}
Normul servis resooms.
{{{{{{{kk}}}}}}}
hang in dere, it WILL git beddur suun!
If Ai could sing, kimkiwi, Ai’d sing you an encouraging song. Instead, Ai squawk in your general diresshun:
You’re the top!
You’re the Coliseum.
You’re the top!
You’re the Louver Museum.
You’re a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You’re a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare’s sonnet,
You’re Mickey Mouse.
You’re the Nile,
You’re the Tower of Pisa,
You’re the smile on the Mona Lisa
Tanx to Cole Porter!
Adn nao, teh Obligatory ICHC list ob wat else kimkiwi iz….
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Aardvaark
Bowncy kitteh
Cheezfrend
D…
deliteful!
egg-sit-ing!
fwendlee!
g…
Deer deer gurl,
Eben when hurz naykee inna field
Fren tu awl on Awsee tyme
Gud pardee buddee
H…
Happee
Intell ee gent
Joyful
Kiwi!! (uv korse)
L….
Kud awlsew be Kea, or Kakapo.
Lucky to haev sutch amayzing fwends
Making shure the liet at teh end ob teh tunnil izzint teh trayne
Not putting up wib no moer bad behayvur frum stooopy bizniz pardnur (soon to be ex)
O…
Oh, haow “nyse” u wuz to
Put up a cupple uv straynge Merikans in ur howse and u wer alsew
Quite kool abowt teh borked wall wiv teh campervan and did u
Reeseeve ur burfdae pakage yet?
Sry ai mailed it kinda too layte aifinkso
To get alla way to NooZeeland on tyme but ai hopes
U enjoyed ur reel burfdae
Verree much!
We lurves u!
Xpeshullee gra-
Yte chee-
Zfren!
Oooh {{{KK}}} thyngs will git better, just veri ruff getten tu da ottersyde! Just remember yu will bii stronger and wiser wen yu come thru this.
{{{{kimkiwi}}}}
Ai sawree ai mist yur pardee, IRL haz bean ruff latelee! Butt ineeway,
Sew yu sai itz yur burfdai, na na na na na na na na
Happee burfai tu yu, na na na na na na na na
Sew yu sai itz yur burfdai, na na na na na na na na
Wheez gonna habba gud tyme na na na na na na na na
**Duz the schwim**
**Duz teh mach batata**
**Duz teh husslol**
**Frows bak owt**
OWEE! Well, ineewai, happee burfdai!
ohai, kimkiwi!! i hope yoo seed yor kustom-made kimkiwi sno-globe boblol-hed dollz!! hope yoo liked tehm!! i will bring in more for yor offishul burfday
{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}
Ai lubbed mai sno-gloeb boblol-hedded doll. Fankies vairy mutch burfday fairy.
Ohai {{{{{{Kim}}}}}} hoap fingz ar beddur sune>
{{{{{{{{{{{{kimmi}}}}}}}}}
A happi (but belated) birfdai wish, sent bak in thyme tu yesterday coz dis is ICHC adn awl fings aer possibul heer.
Drama kitteh luks liek she’s waring lotsa ai-lyner
The pooter r eeting awl mai cawmints!!!
I hassa big excited!! A month or so back one of my kitteh pics was on da front page…was my black kitteh Baby…now dey wants to put Baby’s picture in da new ICHC book!!!! I almost embarasd bout how excited I be for Baby!!!!
Ta da! Congrats! {{{{Kk4 and Baby}}}
Yay fur Baby!
YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!
{{{kk4 & baby}}}
OMCC!!! how wunder muz fur u!!! I duz a happee dans fur u and fur Baby!!
Dansy tu deh left.
Dansy tu deh rite.
Serkul rownd and rownd waving deh armz!!!
dansy dansy hop hop hop!!!
Jazz Handz!!!
*sneaks up behind cweenmj* BOO!! *grabs cweenmj by the wrists* *danses in big happy circles all around the room* Hi girlfriend…long time no dans!!! I been not on too much, husband laid off and in my hair like a two year old!!!!! *husband starts to wake up from couch nap* *kk4 gives him a little kick* Ok, let’s keep dansin!!!!!!
I haz retired huzbin in mai hairz awlla timez….. dey say retirement b half deh pay and twice deh huzbin…. I finkso it moar like a factor uv 4!! LOL!!
OMG……cweenmj…he got bout 10 years before he kin retire…jest lay-0ffs rite now…I gonna stomp him dead if one of us don’t get back to work…hopefully him…cuz I be da girl…and he make more munnies!!! I be missin yu!!!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}} Schmoo!!!
Conga-rats, KK!
Witch lol wuzzit?
I gonna has to go back to get da linkee….was da one wif da big black kitteh lookin at all da fancy feast on da shelf, worryin bout mebbe Zombies will comes an der wont be nuff gushie foods….I’ll go back an try agin…I tried to put da link der den I saw dat it was da rong one!!! We tinks mebbe Baby be a black Maine Coon, cuz his body and feets so big, and he be bout 25 pounds of floof….someone had neutered him before they dumped him in da alley behind our house…I always thot that sumones messed up ex or boyfriend just took him away and dumped him off, he’d been kicked in the ribs by someone, the vet told us….if we ever meet dat guy, I gonna has to call da cops before my husband does da same thing to him!!!
ooh i member dat wun!!! waz berri gud pikture an beautimus kitteh!
Dis b deh famus Baby pic!!! he b a gorgeouz kitteh!!
cween, yu are trewlee teh cween! Fankee furr findin dat!
Baby iz sew kyoot!! Ai bet skwrrlgrrill wud splort awl obur teh playce!
OH cweenmj…thanks so much fur findin dat linkee!! I has so many pics and faves, I was havin a hard time to look it up and still keep up wif my talkins!! I loves dat kitteh so much!!
Just dewin mai job.
Schmooooz!!
{{{{{{{KK4}}}}}}nd {{{{{{{Baby}}}}}}Dat wuz a gud wun.
Oh hai ladymonde!! Is so exciting!! And him such a sweet baby…after all he’s been through, he’s just an angel of love.
oh, i rbember taht wun!! i haz a speshul playse in my hart for teh zombie lolz
Congrats KK4! Wuz dat teh wun wiff the shelf ob fuds, adn teh capshun abowt it nawt bein enuff if teh zombeez attak?
Oh hai AngelPlume!!! Yes, dats da one!! I’d be totally thrilled whatever of my cats they picked, but Baby was so abused, and near death when we got him out from under the house….it’s such a cool, happy ending so such an ugly story, it just makes it that much sweeter!!
**Duz teh burd eeekwibalunt ov a pownce awn KK4**
Ohai fren! Lawng tyme nozee!
Conga rats awn yur suun tu bee faymuss kitteh!
Noboddy putz Baby inna cornur, butt they kin put Baby inna buk!
Damn straight they dont!!! Hey girl, I ben missin ya! OMG, is that so exciting or what??!!?
Aiz sew eggsited furr yu an babee! Will dey gib yu ‘faux-togafurr’ credut?
I waitin for da picture release…dey sez I can put my name on der, an Baby’s name…oooooh, is so cool!!!! I be a crazy cat lady, I has 800 pic’s of my babies on my profile page, since my kids be grown and gone, dem is mah bebbys!!
omai!! taht iz awsum an win!! yor Baby will be teh famuss!!
I’m so STOKED!!!! I’ll probably buy 10 of them to give to my relatives that turned me onto this site!!!
Weirdpress keeps eeting mai pwsts! Argh!
That’s a serious look of “HALP” on that kitteh’s face.
I’m nawt shure iz a serious luk. But it iz a luk ob SOMEFING.
Aifink is haffway fru a yawn-strech. Ezee tu luk lyk skreemin wen kawt in a still pikshur, wich is alwayz gud fur a LOL.
Espushilly wib dowse eyes.
Teh pooter r EETING mai posts!! GRRR!
WP r eeting mai posts!! HALP!!!
I sees you, POC…aifinks dat WP mebbe messin wif us!!
I seez awl posts ob myne, obber dan ani dat had links in dem, but sum wur delayed by a lawng thyme. POC seems tu be suffering moar. Weirdpress haz Turned To Teh Dark Side Ob Teh Chokklit! It iz a Minnion Ob Basemint Cat!
butt (tee hee) dark chokklit sew gud, how can it be bad?
happy burfday yesterday princessofchaos!!
Are you people seriously talking “lik thees?”
It’s funny on pics with cats or bunnies, but wtf on this??
Yeff, dis is hao ai tawks.
Consider it an ekstenshun ob teh pikshur.
Yea, Nigel, we mostly speak in lolspeak here on this particular post page…it’s all good, don’t be alarmed!!
Welkum tu Cheezland Nigel!!! Dis b a fun plais tu playing!! Wii just b goofing arownd. I hopez u stik arownd adn joyning us. Wii haz lotz uv funz adn adven chewerz.
*handz Nigel a chokklit martoonee
*klinkkee glassez.
Cheez!!
Yu seez, awl cheezfrend posters hab an inner kitteh, adn it iz mowst unfair iffen teh inner kitteh isun’t alowd to post tu. Espeshulli on kitteh and bunneh pics.
Tawp observer kitteh sez…
…confined spaces and digestivy processes nawt gud foar teh nayzul cabiteez. Dat’s why I “go” in teh plant neks tew the couch.
Eww! Ohai NC66! Hao iz yu? Ai nawt scene yu inna lawt ov wyles!
*powncez on nc66.
*batz at CHRG finnerz and watchez dem wigglol
,
Hai!!
*nc66 stunned by cweenmj’s attack* *kk4 runs a qwick circle round both* *kk4 headbats cweenmj and nc66 wif a qwickness and runs unner da bed wif tail floofed out*
*chasez kk4. hopz ontu bed adn hangz hed over side adn peekz down.
*reechez down wif paw and batz at floofee tail poking owt frum unner bed.
*bats and nc66*
*runsawawifakwikness to tawp of scritching post*
* brings owt teh dubblol barrul pi frower.
loads teh pi frower wif teh banana adn teh cocomunut creem pis
Aims at tawp uf scritching post*
Reddeye,
Iamz,
Fyremanz
* fyres bof pis at wunze *
*pie hits cweenmj hangin over side of bed* *kk4 pulls in tail, giggles and hides*
*fawlz ontu floor.
*likz self kleen
mmmmmmmmmmm!!! Pi!!
Deh fyremanz iz heer???? oh boi, oh boi, oh boi!!!!!!
Fankz fur bringing deh fyrezmenz!!!
Perhaps I been too hasty here in hidin unner da beds! *pretends to be stuck unner da bed* HALP!!! I need da fyremins STAT! *pulls cweenmj unner bed fu good measure* We bof needs da halps, aifinkso!
Yep. Dem iz heer tu halp cleen up aftur teh pi fite.
* frows teh chokklit kreme pi at teh cweenmj *
Dere now teh fyrmanz can halp U get cleen.
Hmmm, wundurs if fyremins lik yu kleen… **pondurs**
**wandurs awf tu NB, still pondurin**
**hazza fot**
Wayte! WRr, see dis rangemint ov fedders here dat luks lyk targit? Betcha can’t hit dat wif a pi! Neenurneenurneeur! Come awn, WRr, halp a gurl owt here.
* frows teh applol kreem pi at teh tayl feddurs. *
WRr! **sturn luk** Wut kinna gurl du yew fink ai am? Doan ansir dat.
*puts blob of cocomunut creem on PH’s beek*
*stops kleening and wandurs awf to NB*
*tumbols awf skritching post*
mmmm, cocomunut creem!
*lik lik lik*
well that esplains da funneh smell in dat ruum
Ohai eberywun. Sawry. I wuzn’t ignoring yew awl. I wuz watchin’ teh phun, butt (!) wurk waved uh shiney awbjekt in frunt ob meh and stole mai attenshun.
.
Gotta go fur uh while. Az yew were.
Hay!!! U!!! U werk fingeez!! u gib nc66 bak himz attenshunz!!!
Let’s see if WP is gonna eat this one… testing, testing: one, two, three…
I sees you!!!
luks liek him iz on teh restroom kleening croo at teh burfday goodie facktree/trol re-edyoomacashun fasilitee.
OH hai birfday fairy!!!! I not been on much, but I want to sez ohai!!!
ohai kk4!! i heerd yor kitteh iz going to be faymus!! taht iz egg siting
I’m almost ashamed at how excited I am about it!!! Especially because it’s Baby, he had such a hard time of it…even now, 2 years later, he cant lay on his tummy cuz the vet said someone kicked him in the ribs, and the fracture healed to the outside, so when you rub your hands on his tummy you can feel a huge bump!! God watched out for him and gave him to us…now he can be marginally famous!!!
Noboddee putz Baby inna margin! Himz frunt an sintur faymuss!
Dam strate!! Cuz Baby cant drink, I will has his congrats drinkees!! hehe
**poors larj drinkee fur KK4**
**poors larj drinkee fur self**
**klinkee glasses wif KK4**
Conga rats KK4 and babee!
*clinkee glasses* wOOt wOOt!!!!
Wayt, what ai miss? Yur Baby gunna haz a famus????
O PK, KK4’s Baby gunna be berry famuss!! Luk upfred!
*luks up Fred*
*shakes self an skurrees up thred tu find what going awn*
OMCC!!!!
Him be a byootimus kitteh, an ai lubs this pic!!!
*jumps owt uv chair an grabs KK4’s paws*
*dans dans dans dans spin dans shimmy dans dans dans dans*
ai haz such a ginormus happeh fur yu an Baby!!!
Nawt just fur teh buuk fing, but fur teh surbibal an teh being tugevver na an an an ebreefing!!!
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An awlso fur teh famus!!!
ohai PK, yer baby gettin sum votes!!! schmooo
spose a linkie wud help
icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3790205
or jus clik on mai blue an luk on 2nd row ob lols fur yer baby!!!!
OH BOY, do I know how he feels. I remember that litter box smell. Haha, LOL!
Ohai guis!
so aifinkso ai gunna has tu upgrade tu a deeper wun.
Here be gnu-ist Eva bideo: clikk heer tu see
Her be 8.4 oz, an iz getting moar cyurius an active ebree day. Her can nao climb owt uv her playpen
Oh, an her drawed blud fur teh nawt-sekkund tiem. *sigh* Wun lil flailing paw cot me rite daon ober mai left upper lip, left tu short scratches.
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We be habing teh hyooj diffkultee wif teh blog… WP keep reinstalling, an nao it turns owt teh logs say it waz frum an IP address on owr ISP, an it installs wif user name Prysm an mai emayo address as admin, but unless ai haz debeloped anuvver purrsunalitee, ai nawt duing it!!!!!!! We iz wurking awn it, an host be wurking awn it. Ai chanjed teh passwurd tu sumfing so weerd no wun else eber cud gess it, ai trai sumfing else tu, an we gunna get it awl fiksed sumhao.
Haoeber, if yu trai tu bisit Eva’s blog an reech a weerd screen yu shud nawt, plz tu emayo me so ai can fiks it: steph (at) prysmcat (dot) com. (Or emayo tu say ohai, ai lyk emayos, but nawt tu send teh spam plzkthx.)
major splort warning on Eva’s video! she’s such a kyootee-pi!
OMG, that wiggly kitteh!
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
the kitten on top is cute
:’( she is my cat…. cornelia…. we miss you.
she crossed the rainbow bridge with some help from a car and euthanasia
:’(
that’s a bad photoshop job
Wel Iz silleh! u ned a gask maskz to go breathes tha metahneseses. dem is the poysonosis!