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Pass de sirup!!
oar akshulleh de sugar an lemmon if u wanna be fronsch… oar Nutella! NOM!
yay Nutella! w00t! w00t!
Pleez to reed carfuly – seberal cheezfrends iz suffrin from da weirds nawt been what dey shud be.
Huuuge funni lols become sumfing completly diffrnts.
o yesh Tessm! Ai agreez wif yew!
*runs up to Taya*
*skids on floor and almost nocks her ober*
ohai Taya! how are yew! ai hasn’t seen yew heer for a while!
*hedbonks & purrs*
OHAI! *nuzzles and purrs, hedbonking* Ai has been bizzee.
Happy burfday Tess!!!
*maeks a huge stack ob crepes wif nutella – so it becomes a Crepe Nutella-caek!*
Heer u go – awl for u!
an som champayn ob corse!!!
NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz nawt Fronch! Iz TTI! Pankake Day Librashun Frunt ses sew!
Hmm – ai buys dem from de street vondors in Paris – always assumed dey be fronsch…
Congrats Nennepus! Ai can offur a nies cup uv erl grey tee an sum hobnob biskitts! Ai wull do a chare dans fur u.
Fankyu Anni – tee an hobnobs be purrfekt rite nao!
*joins in de chare dans*
Aiv had a slightlee weerd thing happening tu me in RL – somwun has akshulleh stolen my cloths from my hotelroom!
Housekeeping saes dey habbint kleered ennyfing out since ai wus staying tu nights – but may cloths are gone…
my nice top – heer noe moar…
OMCC!! What will they do to compensate you?
dey dont wanne do ennyfing ob de sort – apparentleh dey doant taek
responsabiliteh foar fings in de rooms…
Ai liek my nyse top – was a pressint froam SIL an brudder!!!
(why somewun want my dirty unnerwars – DO NOT WANNA NOE!!!)
This is terrible!
*Shakes fist at Nennepus’ hotel manager…
That is sad – does your insurance cover the cost? I know that some do. It won’t replace anything that has sentimental value, though.
ai thought about dat – but den ai have tu go tu de police, an report it… ai fink dey have bettur fings tu du wif my tax-kroners… an the deductiblol is higher dan de value ob de top – so…
nah – aill get over it – aill get a Ginnantonnic from de bar…
Iffn sumwun in teh hotel iz a theef, den teh polees shud noe. Teh neckst persun mite hab sumfin moar `spensib stowlen.
gud point!
Aill go an talk tu de manager again at leest…
yew fink a “cat burglar” mite hab been in yer room?? aifinkso dey mite want to luk at yer top in teh lite
well – it was stripee – an rather shinee…
sew sorree {{{Nennepus}}}. Ai agreez tho, teh poleece shud bee notifyed taht tehre iz a hotel feef. It duz nawt madder iffen u fink waz nawt valubles taht wuz taiken. Teh fakt taht sumwun got inno ur ruum iz awl taht madders. Eww, teh thowt uv sum strainger been in mai ruum, tuchin mai stufs *shudderz*
Nenne U shud telz da hotel dat ur reportin da breakin. It cud haz been wors, what iffn u had been in da rum at da tyme. pleez to be extra careful inna hotelz.
it is rather creepy… This is a rathe nice hotel – with elektronikk keay cards…
no locks to pick… somwun must hav come in while they were doing the rooms…
Sorri, went to watch mi soapz, den da Prez decided to talk. Pleh ai wan mi soapz, ai onlee watch one!!!
Nawt tu whorri u, but dar ar peppol who kin pick da electic lokz. Ani tyme de mak da bettr maus trap, sumone buildz da better maus.
Ai r bery suprized teh hotel nawt takin tihs moar seereeuslee, duz tehy haz sew mennee customurz tehy cahn jus sai “tew bahd fer u”?
Nawt gud an maybee nawt eben leegal.
I am too – but nao theres onleh the night staff…
Ai will sharpen my pointeh ends an gib dem a piece ob may mynd in the moarning…
Ohnoes, Nennepus! Taht be teh horribul!!!
What tehy meen, tehy nawt taek ‘sponsibilitee??? Taht just stoopy, yu paying fur teh room an shud be saef tu leeving yur clothes thair oar else what be teh point?
.
{{{{{Nennepus}}}}}
*runs off tu du mafs test, bak soon*
ooohh, mafs! ai can holps!
wun pwus wun is for,
.
no, fortee tew…
um, nebermind…
gud luk p-k!
guk luk awn teh maffs test!
yule do grate!
Alsew, chek da lawz. Inna Ewe Ess ob EH? cannot gibs up responsibility for simpl proteshun, lik nawt sponsibil fore da diamond tiera u leabz inna rum, but clozes is resonbil to xpect saf too leb.
Ai noe its strange – but so dey say…
my door is locked and im on de sekund floor – so ai feel safe eenuff – aim just very very very very P-O’ed…
But aill talk tu de manajir tumorow when ai check out – wif sharpened pointeh ends…
Fanks!
Gud luk on de maff test!
you’ll pass wiff flying numbers – aim sure!!!
What a buzzkilla! so surry yew had diz experience; mos hotels nawt so bad.
Find de maids with yr dress size an go fur teh throat! nawt really- jus try sad eyez/sadtail befur teh blooding.
ana conga ratz fur teh nawt sekund spot! *dans dans dans*
Fanks!
*taeks wun gin tonic in wun go*
wun moar pleese…
{{Nennepus}}
*hands Nennepus a ginandtonic*
*waytes fur her tew start dancin on table*
(dats what happins tew me after ginandtonic in wun go)
oh – fanks!
*
*gulp*
NOM!
hic!
*luks at de tablol – gud sturdy wun!!!
Odeer! Yu needz tu see teh manajur! Yu needz sharp beek or talons, yu jist cawl me!
Pleez tu tell wut are hobnob biskitts? Ai finkedso ai had mayde eberee kynd ov biskits, butt dat’s gnu wun awn me!
Ai fink dey are with oats – crumblee, not tu sweet biskit… Ai use dem in cheesecaek base tu… nommy wif tee!
britsuperstore.com/acatalog/McVities_Biscuit.html
FanQ! was wunderin ‘bot those!
Fankz Nennepus! Datz a moast innurestin site! Cajun skwirrl flavur krisps? Duz leeza b nose dis allreddee?
ai fink aive menshuned dem befoar
dey had dem at de pub by our hotel wen ai wus in TTI in february – Leeza should be proud ob me – ai stuck tu de salt an vinegar wuns becose ov her!!!
*takes a closer luk tu de website*
ooh – it reely is full ob british noms!!!
Ai wuz eggsplorin it, ai hab been lukkin fur kindureggs. Dey are a Jermun fing, aifinkso, but ai lukked ineeway. Still no luuk.
Trie Googlol “Kinder Egg”
It nawt wurk, anni!
Ai can’t find a playce ai kin ordur dem!
u doan hab kinder eggs inda Ew Ess ob A???
Ai can send u some – ai doant fink dat wud be a postal problum?!?
Dere yewzed tu be a innurshunal shawp in norvern Birginia dat karried dem, butt dey doan hab dem inneemoar. Sumwun tole me dey mayde it sew yu can’t buy dem in the YewEss cuz ov a chokin hazzard fur liddlol kidz. Butt mai kidlet lubs dem in hur Eestur baskit (yesh, hur still gitz Eeastur baskit at 17).
Hubbykatt an ai gib each other easter baskits and were mumble mubmble mumble years!!!
When wii was in college, Spring Break mizzed Easter sew wii was at screwal. Mi rummate’s Mom inbited us to Easter dimmer an she had baskets and an egg hunt an wii was 21 yers nawt young. Iffn sumone hidz um iz neber too nawt yung fore da egg huntz.
*dans dans dans*
yesh, actin ‘grown up’ is for teh birds!
Hay, ai nawt growed up!
{{ph}} for teh bugs den?
Upfi iz a grown up?
sigh, but not upfi! for teh germs! dats it!
Yay! Yeah, growin up iz furr germs!
Nooo! NEBBER! AI is nawt grown up! Mabbeh in ellebenty years, but ai wudn’t count on it.
well – just give me a shout in a messije – an ai can send u some!!!
dont think they’ll get there on tiem for easter though?!?
Fank you Nennepus! {{{Nennepus}}}
iffn her lieks da kinder eggs (oar überraschungseier as we cawls dem ai fink) her shud twie da milka easter eggs… dem bees da yummeh!
Ai haz nebbur scene dat brand! Ai will luk fur it! Oar iz it onlee Jurmun?
Dey aer a TTI fing Ai fink, like Nenne sez, dey aer a fairlee sweet oaty cookie an cum in plane oar chokklit cubberd.
Fankz annipuss! Hao iz yu tudai? Birginia in da YewEss todai luks lyke the piksurs ai seed ov Lundun! Iz teh fawgee an damp! Ai hoap yu iz habbin beddur weddur!
Lundun iz nawt awlwaiz foggee an damp! We yoost 2 haz berry bad fog b4 teh “Cleen Ayr Law” wuz maed. Sumtiems it wuz so bad u cud ownlee see abowt a foot in frunt uv u! Naow we get misty mornins but dat yooshully cleerz wen teh sun cums owt. 2dai iz sunnee wiv bloo skyez.
ai wish we had mistee mornins! gud for teh cumpl… compell…
gud fer de fayce!
Nao dats alotta crepe!
Conga rats, Neenepus and Annipuss, awn yr tie fur nawt sekkond
BDM!
**runs up an hedbuts BDM wif an enthoosiastick, almoast nocking hur down**
How U doin? I nawt seen u in a whiel.
Ohai red! Fangs fur da enfuziastic welkum bak. Ai haz the pleh new moan yas, and ai haz nawt bean heer as a result. (Haznt bean much ub anywares eggsepting bed, bean sik)
Oh noes!
Duz yoo has teh gus medisins?
Yesh… an ai tawkin bout dis down fred…
Nom nom nom
A too waye tye. haz elebenseez; tee, kowfee, muffins, an choklit strayberris. Ai tryes da highland fing ( am watching Highlander on SciFi channel)
*dansdansdans*
*twhorl, spin,fallz doewn*
*Nawt sew gud flinger*
**eers perk up**
U watchin Highlander? Ooooh….dat guy Aidan watshisname iz teh hawt!
U berry gud flinger!!! u flung ursef on deh floor!!
Adrian Paul – iz da earli seasoms wif da longgggg hares. Himz yummi.
Yepurrz, ai didn fall, waz grabity check – grabity werkin.
Yah, dat’s him!
**drools an swoons at thot**
Iz da epsode where da monk Darius diz, Lubz Cween’s music.
im in ur kitchen
eetin ur brekfast
Datz a lawt ob karbs!
Warez teh beef?
Ohai, AP!
Gess wat I’m eetin rite nao – BURRYTOES!!!!
LOL – don kum neer mai liddur-bawx!!
Butt…..wut ifn I has to go potty laytur?
**wurryed fayse**
Derz a nys pyl ob sand in teh nayborz yard.
Teh daonwind naybor.
I nawt goin potty owt in publik! U finkso I’m unsibillyzed oar sumfin.
I’m gonna yoose ur purrsonal baffroom.
**eats salsa wif onyuns, been burrytoes an whak-a-mole**
**gets OOPS luuk awn fayse**
**runs foar AP’s purrsonal baffroom, grabbin noospaypur awn teh way**
I mite be a whiel…..
But – but – itz beri nys sand. Ai use it maiseff sumtymz wen Papaz at wurk adn ai kant get inna hows.
Oh – u kno hao tu use teh doornob fingy tu get inna hows? Adn no wanna use mai lidderbawx? Den u can eets aneefing u wants. Sokay bai meh.
I’m gonna yoose ur papa’s bafroom, make it awl stinkee an den leev it so him kin blayme yoo.
Heel prollee blaym teh goggeez – dey teh stinkee wuns
.
U kud juss open teh windoz – is beri nys day heer tuday. Sunshyn adn kool breezez.
Blaym da goggie noe werk round here. Noe goggies.
Petey kitteh haz da rotten gutz. Doan kneed da Burretoes, maek killer smellz wif da premium crunchy fud. Hate too fink what wood kum out iffn himz got da cheep stuf.
Or better yet, warez teh toooonnaa??
Pass teh bananananas, teh syrup an teh whippy creem!
Noe, shugr an lemmun joose – mutch bedder!
Ai likz da sweat crepez an nawt da sabory onez.
Special da cherry wif da choklit ganosh.
OOOOH choklit………………….NomNomNom
SWEAT crepes?
Do NAWT want sweaty crepes!
Wif burrytoes!!??? Do NAWT want!
No sillee….teh crepes iz foar dezzert.
I hope tehy’re teh buchweet crepes! So nice and savohrree. Ai’ll have mine wiv sawtade spinuch adn freshly-greated Gruyere cheez, pweez. And keep ‘em comin/!!
Ai’ll hab wut Q. iz habbin. Dat sowns nommy!
Ohai cheezfrenz. Can ai ax that yew send yr gud wishes mah wai? I am onna sprink break, an had hoped tew beh spenden sum ub mah thymes wif yew awl… butt ai has the pleh new moan yaws, and ai am sew zawsted dat eben eatin and drinkin is a chore. Dr. Tinycat gab meh sum antee by otics, which mai beh halping the sum… butt nawt berry mush yet. Misses yew awl berry much!
{{{{BDM}}}}
Pls to taek care ob yourself and nawt oberdo it. Teh mostest important fing rite nao is your helf.
Ai am teh trying (sumthymes ai am the very trying
) but its takin a lawt outta me eben to sit up. 
{{{BDM}}} aye beem heelin thots and chikin sup tew yew
*sits and consintrates*
*puts on mom mask*
makye sure tew take ALL yer medicin!
*takes awf mask*
last tyme mai mom got sick, she didn’t takye all her antee by otics, and shee’s a dr. tinycat!!!
Oh pore BDM. Ai hoep u feal awlbeddersune.
Bein ill iz bad fur ur helf – dats wat mai huzbing yoost 2 sai.
{{{{{{{{{{BDM}}}}}}}}}}
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Noo moanya is teh pleh-est pleh! Gets well sune, y’heer?
Oh noez!!
I hopez u feeline beddrr fast!! {{{{{{BDM}}}}}}
{{{BDM}}} and muchos de smoochos to you!
oh – dats a pleh pleh!
{{{{{BDM}}}}}
Get well soon – an do not do much!!! hoap de ante buy o’ticks wurk well soon!
Fangs yew awl… is the nys tew noes dat mah cheez frens carin. *schmoos* ai go lay down fur a whyle…
{{{{{BDM}}}}}
Oh noes, BDM! I yam nawt shor if teh noo moan yas is enny beddur than teh old moan yas. Is teh pleh, yoo poor thing! I sendings yoo heeling thots!
*warm dry breezes drying up teh moan yas and sending them awl owt to sea in a leaky boat!*
ai sendz teh vizualzatons ub teh hot winds, dry owt teh wet lingz. den cubberz yew wit teh white light ub healing vibrationz; sum warm yellow luv an a widdle bright green vitality shimmerz thru awn teh edgez. feel better soonz!
O teh noes!! {{BDM}} Dat b berry pleh! B teh carful wen u koff – kan reely hurt ur belly parts (had teh xperience). Prayers & teh gud fawts!!!
{{{BDM}}} Ai hoep teh drugs help fyt awf teh nastee numonya buggerz. Get sum rest adn kno dat u haz awl mai best wishez fur a kwik adn full rekubberee.
{{{{{BDM}}}}}
Yu haz teh gud wishiz frum teh Untaryo menajree!!!
Plz tu be getting bedderer! Miss yu!
{{{BDM}}}
Ai iz sorri bout da moania. U takz special car ob daself an mak sur u gotz da humifir fore da ayr. Ai senz da special “jewish Pemicilan”
Hoome maed chikee soup.
Omai, I reeded that as “jewish pemmican”. Iz teh part Ojibwe, and wunder hao to make teh pemmican kosher.
depenz on teh meet you start wiv, I reckon! Oar p’raps vegetarian pemmican. And would that be kosher for Passover??
Guies, I’m still paysin, watin foar teh biopsee rezultz.
Plz to be sending “No funkee cells” beems dis direkshun, ‘k?
**payse payse payse payse payse payse payse payse**
{{{{red}}}}
*chants*
nfc, nfc, nfc, nfc, nfc, nfc…
{{{{RHSB}}}}} ai haz dun teh waitingz fur biopseyness; izza pleh. ai sends yew a shimmer-shell ub white cleanzing light fur tew make all cells moz clean an beautimus- noe funky allowed!
To: Dr. TinyKatts lab, KY
From: Norway
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No funkee cellsNo funkee cellsNo funkee cellsNo funkee cellsNo
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No funkee cellsNo funkee cellsNo funkee cellsNo funkee cellsNo
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nfc nfc nfc nfc — {{red}}
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ai payce wif u
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**payse payse payse payse payse payse payse payse**
Oh my, rhsb! Hao skayree. I hoepings for gud gnus for yoo.
*joyns in teh paysing*
*sends lub and gud wishes red’s direction*
*concintrates harder*
‘kai, i sendin warm thots tew yew & BDM
NFC! Feel beddur! NFC! Feel beddur!
{{red}}{{BDM}}
Ai cheked, iz nawt cancer, iz da terrorist cellz. FBI onna case. Are restz iz immimmint. News at elenbenty oklok.
*snert*
*trize in vane to keep the laffter in*
*givs up*
:rofl:
*consentraits berry much hardleh* ohmmmm…. ohmmm….
*finks ob rhsb adn picshurs niece normlol cells*
*picshurs fyrmens dat keeps awf dems kilts… äääähhmm… sowreh… keeps ‘wai da funkee cells from rhsb*
der… no funkee cells possiblol…
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
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Nofunkeecells… nofunkeecells…nofunkeecells…
*nofunkycellsnofunkycellsnofunkycells*
tho if tehy do find teh funky cells, yoo kan knowing yoo did teh right fing by getting tehm chekked insted ob letting tehm sit tehr doing tehr ebil funkiness undisturbd (a thot to hang on to wen yoo starts to wurry agin)
Mommy! Ohai! *flutters ober an snorglols*
still sending yur way!!!
*scrunchiz eyes closed an consintrayts*
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no funkee cells no funkee cells no funkee cells no funkee cells no funkee cells
.
funkee cells funkee cellsOH WOW!!!
Awl dat nommy fud jus fur mii!!!!!!! 
nom
nom
nom
nom
Plz tu pass teh sihrup……?
*sets out sirup, honey, sugar/lemming, nutella, chestnut puré, rabree jam, bloobree jam, aplol sauce*
U shud hab wun ob each!
NOM!!!
Awlsew setz owt teh mangoe jamm adn teh whippee creem…
=^..^=
Oh boi!!! Fangs u, Nennepus, u iz tu sweet!
*sitz down at teh tabol, ties a hankirchief round neck & piks up teh nife adn fork*
U mite wanna taek a few steps bak…… dis gonna b messy!
“Cum fud, wii hab sum unfinisht bisnis tu…….. NOM!”
Oooh, kreme!!! YUM! Fangs ERK! Ai miz teh hapi hapi hapi!!!!!
Oooh….awlmoast furgotted teh choklolitt sprinklolz!! Heer dey iz!
=^..^=
ERK….. Ai doan fink ai noes u, but
ai fink ai laiks u!!!
*blisful hapines*
*flutters ober* Ohai! Hao iz yew?
Ai kan has fruut adn maplol seerup? Nom!!
Meezer wants Fronsch fuds?
I thot him/hur wud want teh Chineez.
Austin Meezer….teh Inturrnashunul Cat Ub Missteree…
=^..^=
Howlee crepe batman!! Biff, pow, NOM!!!!!
aNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Robin, that wuz mai brekkfast- yu has teh kibbuls over thare.
“Gimme the Crepes”
“BOO”
Awl ur crepes r mine! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!! *buurp*
… nao ai redid creeps insted ob crepes… *faicpaw*
OOOOh….wher de whipt creeme? Craypes are mosly to keep teh whipt creeme from maykin a mess on teh paws!!
steeming pile of crepe…
…i noms it
Spread crepe with soft cream cheese, fill with strawberries, slivered almonds and cool whip. fold shut and top with srawberry syrup & cppl whip, NOM NOM NOM
Ohai gais!!! Ai jus runnin passt onna wae tu anuvvur gardin (yay!!!!! happeetailhappeetail!!!!bownsbownsbowns!!!) an wannid tu shaer dis wif yu (pls tu taek owt teh spaesis tween teh w’s) cos is sew cyoot – SPLORT WORNINS!!!
w w w.ca.video.yahoo.com/network/100899001?v=3770228&l=4934583
An parrothead: wii gots teh kinder eggs heer in Canadia, ifn yu needs dem.
Bai!!
SKWEEEE!!!! also check out teh otters holdin hands!
*sigh*
Wuz teh lubli otturs ai thottid ai wuz linkeed tu – teh plump kitteh wuz cudlee (sept nawt helfee, aifinkso), butt (*!*) ai thottid ebreewun wud liek teh handee-holdin otturs moar.
hmm, i nebber knowing wut to do. com in late on teh erlier thred, or erly on teh later thred?? anyway, heer i iz to wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kimkiwi, Tessm, c.moon, an CatzRLolz!! yes, it iz teh offishul burfday ob kimkiwi an tessm, teh partisipants in teh furst-eber not-norvernmost cheezmeet!! frum teh big party on toozday i haz bringed more offishul kustom boblol-hed snowglobe kimkiwi dollz, wif teh snowglob filld wif kwiw burds, kiwi froots, an pavlova pastriez!! an also fudjy caeks an lemmin-poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filld wif sparkly hairkombs an/or snazzy cool sunglasses (depnding on yor gender an/or teh luk yor going for
), bownsy balls taht lite up liek a disko ball wen tehy bownse, choklits an frooty kandeez, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor wishes com troo!
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wowsers… congaratschumalashuns to owr birfdaicheezpeepz! *bwings en a speshul burfdai pie wib kilt clolors adn garantee 2 pulls fyrmens 2 dem*
ooooh, fankyoo burfdae fairy foar teh OFFISHUL gud wisshes!
and uv corse teh goodie bags!
ai kan haz sparklee hairkomb AND cool sunglassiz pls??
and BURFDAE PIE!! yay! yay!
WOW those crepes are really burnt! HOLY CREPE!
se7 ma komen di atas
WANT !!!
um…. those are buñuelos…
wat the heck u cant even see the picture!!!!
wen meh wittl sistr wuz wittlr, she rote teh resape for crepes, an she rote ‘craps’ bah aksident! *rofls*
*falls daon stares*
*sniffl*