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I feel ur payne, kitteh.
danse danse danse!!!!
*Offurs Red a nice crepe wiff beries and cream fur the tawp spot*
Oooh, dat sowns nommy!
Fanks, Mu!
Heh – ai jus logged on & dat wuz exactlee wut caem to mah mind, rhsb. GMTA.
Iz bad fur yunglings
I ‘gree. Mayks kittehs awl want blue eyes.
Thoz blew contax ar ugliiz!
just be urself Kitteh!
Wut breed is taht onna buk? Is that teh famous Loof Lirpa?
wuts a loof lirpa?
*Whispers*
Read it backwerds…
Muss be teh kinda kitteh yu can yuse in teh shower. Yup, please hand me teh Loof-a
hahaha! April fool!!!!!!!!
Gud wun! Ya gotted me!
no silly!! u gotted meh! i area bit gulibul. it maeks me a lot of fun at parties
iz Ojos Azules. No jokes! I haz dat buk
Yesh. Floofy is IN!
speeking ov floofy, I came across teh Black Cat Cafe website…is so cool, it might be a model for a website fur NOM.
add w’s and dot
blackcat-ny.com/index2a.htm
Ooh, you can has cawfee mug or cap wif logo onit
Verry kewl
There is a place teh boyfrent and I go to every now and then, called teh Stray Cat Cafe. (thestraycatcafe dot com) Is a few doors down from teh Lost Dog Cafe. Both places support animlol rescue.
Two funny things: teh curly fries at teh Stray Cat usedta be called “mouse tails” on teh menu but now they is just Cat City fries. I think teh No Noms lobby got to them. Also, before teh Stray Cat Cafe was teh Stray Cat Cafe it was a bar where I mis-spended many hours in my wilder days. Is teh weird for me to go there now wif teh BF, who I didnot know back then and who is lots of fun but not a partyer-type.
Luks lyke teh purrfek plaice fur Cheezmeets.
Shall I book a table, then?
How bouts on teh elebentieth ov Kittehmonf?
Akshully, I will prolly be in teh Fairfax county around the 1st or 2nd week ov May…chauffering fambly.
U should call me! I would lurve to has NoVA/DC cheezmeet.
Okay! Once I noes moar of teh date. I just did google map, and cafe eeze to get ot from bruvver’s haus.
But wayt! I thot that in teh erlee May, yoo wuz joyning Mr. G. and me for a sip of shampayne in yor neck of teh wuds, booklion! We will be ther frum May 8 thru May 15. And nao I finds yoo is going to be biziting LCB insted!
*haz a powt*
Did U eber get da stoopi imac eber gib U da multipol program excess you needed las Fridae?
Boi dat commint maed nosense.
iz sekret code tew confuzzle hour eminees, yesh?
nawt taht wii haz eminees heer, iz awl {{{cheezfrends}}} heer!
Ohai LCB! I furrgit yur in Birginia! Ai haz been tu dat Stray Cat Cafe! Mai MomCat libs berry close tu dere!
Well, then, u should come to ur cheezmeet!
Oh, yes! And issn’t zauberflote sumwheres nearby, too?
Aifinkso zauberflote iz farvur souf, but ai nawt shoar. Aifinkso luvscatsva iz somewhere round dere, tu!
Aiz habbin a cheezmeet? Oboi!
Aw, yur Zoe abatar is sew kyoot! Ai jist lubs dat kitteh’s fayce!
There’s some moar pics of her over on lolcatburglar dot com. I have video to edit and upload: all-in kitteh rassling last nite!
Yr abatar pikshoor of her luks so much lyke yr old hand-drawn abatar…the fambly resemblance is clear.
*nodnod* Absomololootlee! Yu waz ment fur eech uvver, aifinkso!!!
Thx! She is a little cutie, yes. And she and Liam are getting along famously. She still has to stay in the bathroom until her digestive difficulties clear up, but when she is out for supervised playdates, she and Liam take turns stalking each other. This is good news, because Zoe’s foster mommeh had a concerned that Zoe would be too much of a diva to play wif other kittehs.
dey r bery bootiful kittehs! ai luff taht pic uv Liam cuddlin Jebus
imagine– u ended up wif a diva kitteh!
Ah, but is teh larceny strong in this wun? Has she steeled enny of Liam’s fuds or himz toys? Has she pickinged shiney things up to see them better in teh lite?
**wispurs** Hur tayle lukz lyk it pawsablee mite hab belongud tu anoder kitteh, at sum time, in teh passed. Nawt dat ai’m sayin itz stolin oar nuffin.
She steels his fuds, yes. And in our house, toys is teh communal, so not som much prollem there. She does seem to like to drag teh cat dancer toy around, so there is hope she’ll be good at hauling swag.
Is like a bedroom farce in teh mornings, wif all teh opening and closing doors. We hasta keep Zoe outta Liam’s litterbox and vice-versa, so when she is out of teh baffroom teh bedroom and baffroom doors is teh shut. But then I not only has to keep an eye on each one to make sure no one needs access to teh facilities, but I also has to go between teh bedroom and teh baffroom to get myself dressed and groomed and stuff but wifout letting unauthorized kittehs into either room.
*hopes Zoe’s tummy cooperates soon*
Pore Zoe… iz just stresses? Chanje uv watters?
Trai tu get yu tu let yur gard daon?
No, is teh nasty buggies. Giardia. She is on meds for it but she DOES NOT WANT because teh pills has a bitter taste. I has to rap her up inna towel to give them to her. She goes to her noo Dr. TinyV-E-T on Saturday.
Ai smeer teh pills wif butter oar marjrin… maeks it slippree, an hides teh sudden bitter tayste frum taking, but nawt add teh bulk lyk pill-pokkit treets.
er… hydes teh sudden bitter tayste frum hitting tung, ai meen… ai shud be eever lissening tu teechur oar heer, nawt bof.
o noes!!!
Thelma has teh giardia when she was littlol.
Dat’s a mess!!
{{{{LCB}}}}
pill pokkits r teh bomb. srsly.
Morgan lurrrrrrrrves ‘em!
I buyed some pill pockets for Liam when he was taking some URI meds. But he never liked treats. Esme got some after her insulin injections but Liam was never interested when I offered. I tried giving him a pill pocket without the pill to see if he would like it and of coarse he sniffed and then sed “no thx.”
But I will try teh butter! Thx, PK! Has I told u lately that u rock?
Mia duzzint lyke treets either. She prolly wuddint tayke a pill pokkit.
So true!
An thos eyes! Yung kittehs on drugs izza problem, tu.
Young kitteh has been in the spice, for sure.
An the eyez has contacts, ifinkso! And possibly he haz has a wisker job, tu!
prolly wants to have teh botocks treetmint nekst
Ai finks da buk cober iz ‘Shoppd.
at least airbrushed
Hairbrushed, yu say?
Naw! It nawt shopped. Yu can see der play-sticky surjry on dat chin.
Dis song foar kitteh: youtube.com/watch?v=wlDmslyGmGI
Adn doz big bloo iyz ar prolly kullerd kontaks. Nawt fayr.
GMTA, we haz it!
Teh lawng lawng wiskurs are prolly implants.
an awl rinkles an unperfekshuns are air brushed
Mite nawt eben be reel fur-culur!!!!
Mefinks teh sayme length of whiskurs wuld luk longer on a kitteh wit a slimmer fayce. Culd be just an optickle allusion.
BTW, I read a reelly interesting piece on cats’ whiskers this week. Here is teh linky, just close up teh spayces:
h t t p : / / w ww.petplace.com/cats/whiskers-your-cat-s-finger-on-the-world/page1.aspx
I luv that website gremlin!
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but hm.
Weezy has teh biggest longest wiskurs I ever saw… acc to tehm it’s because shes xtra floofy, not fat, rite? rite???
WOW!!!!!!
Mush selibrashuns & congrashulashuns onna 4-WAY NAWT-SEKUND tye!!!!!!!
{{{{ rhsb, annipuss, princessmu, Maus }}}}
U iz awl teh kul!!
Fanks, FluffyB!
I kin has lyposukshuns? I need to lose wate befoar bakayshun.
Rekwesat dinyed!!!
U iz waaaaay tu beautimous tu b throe-ing ur bodii awai on dat stuff!
Besidez, doan u wach plastik surgiree shows – dat stuff HURTZ!!!!
Butt….Ifn I go awn teh beech, dey mite finkso I iz beeched wale an try to push me bak inna wadders!
*tries tu pikshur rhsb as a wail*
Oh rhsb! Ai doan fink dat wil hapin, but fangs fur teh lol!
{{{rhsb}}}
Nawt iz wail! Iz byootimus purrsun, yu iz! Phhhhbbbbbtttt tu ennywun whu jujing bai stoopewh nombers an steryotyps wevver yu be byootimus. {{{Red}}}
Amen PK! Ai agree wif u 100%!!! Teh wurld needs tu review et’s view on wait, aifinkso!
**smack rhsb upsyde teh hed**
Stoopy!
We’re just fluffy, dat’z awl.
Floofeh roks!
**hi fyves prysma**
(“”) hi fyves p-k an ph (“”)
teh noo Eva pics bee sew cayute! ai hazznt had tyme tew wach all teh noo bideo but ai lurv hur lil paddly pawz wile shez eetin! skweeeeeee! Ai wish ai hadda nyce warm kwiet cave lyke taht sumtymes.
Ai wish ai cud fit intu hers wif her sumtiems.
*considers wevver she can turn teh bed in teh bedruum intu a parshul warm dark cave*
*desydes it wud be bad plan coz wud neber get owt uv bed agen*
Oh fanks for teh Eva fix!!!
I is not a vet tech or even a stoodint, but I does knoes that Eva is too young to be fixeded!
Her nawt borked!!!!
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Altho gibben hao fast she can toddul tuwards edje uv cowch, an taht she figuring owt hao tu use teh bedding tu climb owt uv playpen, she mite be if we nawt pay enuff tenshun.
When my Esme was a kid she flirted wif disaster allda time. She steeled threaded needles when I was stitching, ranaround and crashed into things, went skydiving wifout a helmet, that sorta thing.
Mawlee Hadchit kitteh!!
At least she never played wif a hatchet. That I knoewd about.
♫ Eyem tu seksey fur mye fur ♫
Aaarggghh! Eeerwurm!
♫ sew seksey it hurtz ♫
♫ an ai do my liddle turn on da cat walk ♫
♫♫ Ai’m tuu seksee foar mai furr, tuu seksee foar mai fur, so seksee Ai PUURRRR! ♫♫
=^..^=
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Hmm, dat kitteh mebe handsum, but hez overwate I tinx
or, mebbe ur just fat.
Fur teh elebentyeth tym; Ai’s NAWT fat – Ai’s floofy!
Pphhhbbbbbttttt!!!!
Tehre gose taht posh bint, steelin mai commets agin!
Grrrrr! “log-in”, “log-out”, “log it awl abowt!” Stoopy rassen frassen werdPress and Stoopy rassen frassen posh bint! Tehse R MAI commets an Ai is AMbercat, STN!
o, teh confuzzon, o the mistaikin inenimees, o teh DID!!
Ai NEBER miss taek mai enemas, bleeve me!
o teh stoopy typin fingerz, dat shud haz sed ‘idenimees’
aifinkso teh otter fing wud bee bery hard tew mis taek!
Uh uh! Itz teh saim kitteh!
Teh pickcher on teh cuver wuz air brushed!
o wel, ai dunt fink kittehs eber sufferz frum teh low seff esteem, unlyke hoomans.
Kitteh self-esteem is always set to elebenty notches past one hunnert percents.
Yash, ur rite.
Kitteh awn prevyus lol iz purrfeck egg-zamplol.
*sigh*
Ai wish ai hadda sef-asteam. Myn ran awai wen ai wuz 5.
Awww… {{{{{FluffyB}}}}}
Yoo just go find taht selb-esteem adn hugs her adn lubs her adn tells her tath seh is teh wonderful!!
{{{{4.5K}}}}
Fangs u fur teh sweetness adn teh enkuragin wurds! Ai’ll c wut ai can do, but mai sef-asteam iz beli hard-heded! Iz y seh ran awai inna nawt-sekund plais, wii faut a lot – seh’s beli bossi adn ai wuz goin thru a rebelius staig.
awn teh uddr han/paw, sumtymes mai chessie haz teh booleem…buuliim.. fwow-up rooteen daown foar teh skinneeeness.
Tewnite awn KitChat, we b speeking wif Jazzee, kreeyatur uv teh Bowns an Powns eksursaiz prowgram, and Katzilla, owfur uv “Rownd iz Shayp: Paws-uhtuv Bawdee Imaj fr Kittehz.”
@@@@@!
@@@@@elebenty@!
dis iz pikchur ob meh n mai yunger daiz.
ai wuz a hottie!1!
Was hard to sit stiull for the fur hi-liting, too. But I bet the eairs are eair-brushed.
We innerrupt this lol to bring u a video preformance originally scheduled to air during yesterday’s mega-birfday party. Once again, rabid weezil interns at teh LCB Channel are to blame. That’s our story and we is sticking to it. *mutters about stoopy weezils leaving Crazy Gloo everywhere*
LCB appears onstage in a futuristic costume made from teh special boi-buffing cloth given to her by birfday girl kimkiwi. On her hed is a round pyramid-type diamond encrusted boi-buffing helmet. She invites kimkiwi onstage, gives her a matching outfit and helmet, a boi-buffing cloth and points her toward elebenty bois in need of buffing.
BUFF HIM
(aplologies to Devo – click my bloo name to sing along or copyandpaste this: youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw&)
Buff that boi
He will jump for joy
Plz to not slack
Buff him front and back
When a dull boi comes along
U must buff him
Before his shimmer-sheen fades out
U must buff him
Whenever u’re in doubt
U must buff him
Now buff him
Make him shine
Polish him
First rate
Teh forehed
To teh feet
See ur reflection
U’re doin grate
Now buff him
Buff him good
When kimkiwi comes around
She will buff bois
She will never put them down
Until she’s buffed them
No boi gets away
Until Kim buffs him
I say buff him
Buff him good
I say buff him
Buff him good
(lather, rinse, re-buff)
Oh mai gugness- we can haz videeyoo???
Not until teh camera operator can do something about teh glare coming off all those buffed bois. kimkiwi is teh vry thorough.
wowzers! tehy iz surtainlee the shineest bois ai haz evver seen!!!
u gonna take em owt to luuk at in teh lite, LCB?
(grate song!! ai am laffing and laffing!)
Hmmmwell, they IS for kimkiwi, so it wouldn’t be rite for me to do that.
On second thought, mabye just one or two. *YOINK*
Oh fankies so mutch LCB. Yew mae taek wun or tew nd hold tehm up to teh liet.
Nd whiel ai is heer…
/lolspeak off/
As some of you know, I have been having a fairly difficult time lately. I think things are going to get worse before they get better, but I am confident of the outcome and I will finally be rid of crazy (soon to be former) business partners who pretended to be my friend.
I have been feeling very beaten up (not literally), embarassed, stupid… you name it.
I re-read all the birthday party posts yesterday, and I want to thank all my wonderful Cheezfrenz for everything they did. Especially tessm, prysmakitteh and skwirrlgirl. It did my soul the world of good to read the posts and feel the happiness, love and genuine caring coming off the page. I am quite humbled by everything that was said, the wonderful presents, and food.
Thank you, Cheezfrenz. You made my day.
{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}
Normul servis resooms.
{{{{{KimKiwi}}}}}
{{{{{KimKiwi}}}}} pls to NAWT feel teh stoopy oar teh embarrassed.
peepz lyke that iz verree verree gud at whut tehy duz, unfortunatlee.
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awesome!!
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I really loved mine too! ♥
Fanks again!!
Thx. Sry again about teh audio trubbles. Stoopy unsound sound engineer.
pff- not to worrie! I found it on u tube and played it along wif!
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I’m shur ur unsound sound engineer did teh best he cud. U can taek teh piggeh out of teh Guinness, u know….
…but den u hasta dry teh piggeh — an dat smell iz hard to geddowt uv furz.
*fetches industrial-sized bottlol of Febreze, aims it at piggeh*
Liddill Kitteh awn
Buuk Cubburr iz yung vurrzhun
ubz Oaldurr Kitteh
Oaldurr Kitteh habz
t3h Cat~i~tood dat Liddill
Kitteh lakkz wiff ‘Kewt’!
Oaldurr Kitteh knoez
dat Hewminz amz Staff. Liddill
Kitteh wawntz 2 playz
Jack.
Iz soo troo, Jack!
Iz berry berry rainy owt tuday!
Iz
raining kittehs an goggies, er,poring daon in bukkits, er… iz a lawt uv watters fawling frum teh skai.Pleh, hate getting wet feets walking frum bus stop hoam.
Izzit ♫ Rainin men, Hallelujah! ♫ ?
Iffen sew, aiz awn mai way!
Right you is!
But dont forget da humanz!
dem teenagers is feelings bad too!
No one haz in mind that most are not like da modelz in da magazines, and da boyz luv da normal laydeez too!!
(me is boy and me dont wantz stoopid tiny thing, me wantz real womanz with body not pretzel sticks!)
I has dis book…’sept mine has diffrent kitty on frunt
but man katz stil leiks me
i haz book in homan’s bukshelf. Exaclt samre covez, but with more nom
Remember kids: Hollywood beauty can be washed off with soap and warm water.
well, except for the bosomy parts that are duct-taped to stay up, or the swimsuit bottoms that are kept in place with adhesive spray, or the vaseline on the teeth to force u to keep smyloling.
OK, mebbe the vaseline wud come off wiv sope an wattur.
…i have that book. cool.
ROFLCOPTER LOLERSKETERZ ….. so true, so funneh
BTW I love Fat Orange Tabby Cat !
hei man juss eez up on dat MeowMix en it will seem purrfectly rialistuk fur u