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OMG…There’s something on the wing…There’s something on the wing!!!
picture: World of Oddy. lol caption: andykatz
Basement Cat!
Nommare at Elebenty Feet!
ahaha! win!
*Offurs Maus a cheeseburger*
Fanks! Let’s has sum of Nenne’s tapas too!
okeh. *noms an olive*
*SJ comes in pushin teh drinkies trolley*
*she has enough eye makeup awn to stop a lolefant in its tracks, a tite skirt and a blouse taht luks liek an eggsploshun in a paint factory*
*she has a name badge wiv Twilite Airways awn it*
U want a drinkie wiv dat olib, madam? Iceanlemmon? Nuts?
SJ Martoonie is a trollee dollee?! hoo nu?!
Indeed – wiv mai grate persnl charm and endless reserbs of payshuns, wuz a natcheral career choice. Oh, btw, ai wuddn’t has teh fish if ai wuz u. Teh captain an nawt second occifer both had it an dey hasn’t been at awl well.
Shirley nawt!
Ahem.
DON’T CAWL ME SHIRLEY!!!!
Badoom tish!
My, whut grayt personal charm yoo has. And what a luvlee owtfit!
I doo finks I will has sum uv these luvlee drinkees, kthx! Sumthing with lawts uv alkyhaul in it!
*pour pour pour*
*stir stir stir*
*clinkyicecubes*
*…uh, wut noise duz a slice ob lemon maek?…*
Here u go gremlin, ur alkyhawl. Ai putted eggstra alkyhawl in it fur u!
umm… I dunno!!
wut noise DUZ a slice ov lemming maek???
Whut noyze duz a lemming mayk when slyced? EEEEEEk!, ayd imagine!
Martoonie, thanks for teh drinkee, I needed that! *slurp, finishes drink in abowt 15 sekkunds*
No problem! Uh… ai don’t suppose u knows how to fly a plane, bai enny chance?
wehere is africat??? he can fly a carpet. and sweetpea can too.
*runs off tew find person wiff skills*
Q da singin nun. Wache out fore da guiter.
Paris chutes! Get Ur paris chutes heer! onlee elebentee cheezburgers.
GMTA!
Luks liek ai picked the wrong time to stop drinking…
Is there ever a rite time to stop drinking?
Um – that sounds really bad, doesn’t it?
Leaving wurks to go for drinks wit gurlfrend in (cownting down) 3 . . .2 . . . 1.
hav fun Gremlin!!!
*steps back owt ob teh way*
Surely there must be something you can do?
Ai donut fink ai kin do ennyfing halpful.
…
An plz to nawt callin meh Shirley.
ai sed, don’t cawl me Shirley!
(sorry but if u don’t finish it, we has teh fingies in teh space time continyooum an awl sorts)
oohh yes please! klasik martini and i’ll has sum more bred and veggies plsthnx
ooh – I can has a botlol ob Labatts beer pleese???
U can has ennyfing u wants! So lawng as u is in nawt second class, ob corse. Mai luvly colleeg Joolian will be frowing a bukkit of water over teh ekonomee class passengers a liddlol layter.
*kwiklee cheks tikkit*
*reeds “dis tickit is foar superdupereggstracallifragilistikEKONOMYclass*
*gits umberellah an galoshis reddee*
*oh – an snorkle too…*
*hides Nene’s tiket*
heer sit next tew me. *wispurs* just look like u belong
*stuffs de raingeer in de oberhead kompartmint*
*whispurrs*
Fankyu Princess!
*puts on tiara an diamund nekklayce an earrings*
Do I fit in nao?!?
*SJ peers rownd teh curtain from teh galley*
Uh oh, Captain, we has a pair ob princesses in row elebenty. Bedder stawp off in Pittsburgh for more shampagne…
elperfecto!!!
yay!!!
Champayne!!!
Oh, and hoo put dis reindeer in teh oberhed compartmint?
Ai redded dat, “Puts teh *ranger* in teh oberhed compartment.” Guess dat’s wun way to keep him fur yurself…
lol!
oh – dats myne!
Hims lieks shampayn an Labatts tu!!!
*narrows eyes* We seems to has a lawt more passengers heer in nawt second class tahn we started wiv…dere’s only wun fing ai can do in a situashun liek dis. Here’s wehr awl mai training an yeers ob eggsperients in teh airline industree pays awf.
*applies lipgloss*
There – perfect.
*applies eggstra speshul anti-wrinklol creem to Martoonie*
there – perfekt!!!
Why iz der a raindeer in da oberhed. Ai kneedz to ask da huzby iffn dair ar regz fore carrin raindeerz inna oberhed.
U has to czech teh raindeer if it duzzint fit in teh oberhed compartment or unner teh seet in frunt uv u. As lawng az u can cram it in, ur gud to go. Iz cownted az a “purrrrsunul item,” aifinkso.
et ownleh mai nawt contain moar dan 10 ml likwid… bcuz et wuds nawt fit inno da toilit
Concatshuelaycis on de top spoat ob de 6-way brayd!!!
Tapas-buffet is nao serbed – wif sordid tapas: olibs, bredds, hams, marinatid bejetablols, warm dishies ob chikin, meet balls and salads galore!
Deers sangria, temperanillo wine, Cava-bublos and froot joocies!
Please tu be helping urselbs! (while ai nom my RL bacon burger)
TTFN!!!
ooooo nom!
Ooohhh luk! Patatas Bravas! NOMMY!
Mmmm. Marinatid bejetablols.
*nom nom nom*
Tapas! FangQ Nennepus!
*nomnomnomnom*
mmm, nommy!! (better tahn teh lefted-ober taters frum last week i had for lunch) i’ll haz lolives, bredd, ham, mainated vejibles, an chikkin an meetbalz! *nomz happily*
Ohai and congratumalayshuns, Maus – but mai Ai innerupt to bring yu awl tihs massage, form JanetCanHasElebentyKittehs;
Please say “HI” to people at ICHC for me – and tell them I cannot be there – Charles’dial up is SOOOOO slow that I can hardly even look at t, let alone comment
faws foar teh updayt! iz nyce tew noe she iz ok!
pls say “hi” back frum us Ambercat. fanks fur passing awn da message
NOSE! ITZ AN ANJUL CAT!!!
HA! William Catner!
Itz jus a gremlin kitteh. Nawt to worry…
BWA-ha-ha-ha!
Ohai, gremlin! Hao did u get off teh wing?
Ohai, wuz eezy – I just used mah poyntee enz to git trackshun, and klimed orf!
NUmmy! Saounds Berry gud! NOMNOMNOMNOM! *urppp* XQQQs me I eated tew fast. Nom Nom Nom
Taek ebasib akshun naow!
*ebases*
Dat shud be “ebadez”!!!!!
Awl ur ebases r belong to us.
Kitteh iz bedder aktor tahn Mr. Shatner, fer shur!
Twilite Zone!
I tryinged to posted a linky to a vid but WP eeted it.
Yoo kin find much of this klassic Twilight Zone episode on yootoob.
Is kawled Nightmare at 20,000 Feet.
Teh Simpsons Halloween skit ‘Terror at 5 1/2 ft’is also gud!
William Catner sez
“tehre’s…SOMEthing…on…teh…WING!!!”
Duz U fink da kitteh haz a furpeice?
And a corset?
A merkin, mebbe?!
Ambercat! Wash your brane owt wiv sope!!!
can Ai yuse ginantonix insted? Has mush teh saym efekt ob wypin mai brane cleen…
And more chance of us gettin sumfin gud to post up awn Yoo Toob afterwards… ok den.
I use the term “gud” in the sense of “hideously embarrassing for you but eyewateringly funny for us” of course.
giglol!
Aiz on ur wing.
…
Messin wif ur aerodynamix.
@@@@@@
BC can fly!
de big showdoun… CC vs BC!!!
Twilight Zone, kitteh style . . .
Coming in on a wing and a RAWR.
… or a purrrayer.
*hedbats NS, takes her packet of peanuts away*
“Free peanuts! get ur free peanuts heer!”
Ooh! How much is those free peanuts?
hopefulle not too much. u don’t want to be shelling out big munnies for peenuts.
I see whut u did there.
“shelling” out moneys for peanuts, indeed.
*snerk*
awn sale fur zero dollars
ai onlee has a nikkel- kan i charge it to mai kard?
*shakes hed slowly and sadly*
sure, go ahead
Uh, kitsunerina? dis is ur libraree card. Ai don’t finkso we can acksept dis.
Howsoumeber, it DUZ meen yu has to abyd bai teh Tree Lors ob Librarianisisisism:
1 – Sylunse!
2 – Retern buk no layter tahn teh larst dayt stompd
3 – Donut innerfeer wiv teh naychur ob corsality
Oook.
*whispurrs* don’t say monkey
EEEK!
Free peanuts aer noe gud 2 enniwun – u need elebenty at leest.
nawt awn DIZ playn! nawt noe moar
…
*sniff*
…
*luuks down at emptee paws*
…
*triez to ignoar sound uv tummeh rumblin*
*totally on accident knocks packet of peanuts onto NS’s tray tablol*
*fwips sammich owt uv bakpak awntew NS’s tray tablol*
Mmmmm – smoked turkee … mah favrit! Fankies, jk2k.
*luuks innohsent*
huh? wud ai dew?
whoos bakpak wazzit?
Who kares (az lawng az it wuzzint urs)? Ai getted a nommy smoked turkee sammich owt uv teh deel.
just cuwious… and der mite be more sammiches…
myne… T_T
wich asplanes y itz suddenlee liter and eezeer to karree.
Well … dis iz teh awkward.
…
U maeks gud sammiches, kitsunerina.
*haz a happee*
…
*offers LCB sum uv hur peanuts & half a sammich*
O, no thx. I hadded elebenty packets of free peanuts alreddy. *picks bits of foil free peanuts rapper from teeth*
*hands lcb mintee floss*
dis shood help…
Mmm… minty. Mmmm… flossy.
Pour NS – U noe needz emptee tummeh or paws.
Up da brayde iz buffett an doewn iz sum a$$orted noms.
Pleez too trabel upNdoewn an haz ur fil.
oh, an burfday fairy just showed up wif caek an iskreem!
snakkehs onna plain!!1!!
Iz nawt snakkeh! Iz kitteh! U can tell by teh number of legs.
“Ground control to Major Tomcat….”
taek ur proteen pills an put ur helmit awn….
*puts pill on hed, swallows helmit*
wut kullor pillol?
proteen colored?
is de bloo pill dat maeks u do fings de rong way round… or is it det green…
LCB – dat bloo pill goes verry well wif ur furr – but helmut tummeh maight be a bit unconfortablol?!?!
heheh!@ oops LCB!!! heer nom dis hairboll stuff!
*gives LCB teh heimlick*
hork it up! HORK IT UP!!! U’LL NEVER PASS DAT FING!
Ai noews wii haz talkded about dis heimlick an heimlich.
Behab aself mi princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL – HORK IT UP, LCB, FTW!
LOL — mah cowerkers nao iz moar convinced dat ai iz teh crayzee. Ai lol’d.
*snort* Mah co-wurkers has always gnown I wuz crayzee!
Is wun of owr hiring criteria.
Crayzee is as crayzee duz, as mah momma always sed.
ohai LCB, yoo looks liek a pritty kitty wif a mask on!
I hestitate to axe whut I lookded like before.
*hestitates*
Whut did I look like before?
a little pale, and sort of grafitey
BC sees CC.
Shamwow a seben wai tye; Maus, Maus, Nightshayde, Annipuss, Bluesfan, Nightshayde, an AngelPlume.
Iz amazing – ai brings miimoosaz, Irish kowfee, kuite tee cookeez and free types ob chocklitez fore da sillibrations.
N sum bourbon plese.
u liek it strait, awn da rocks oar inna julip?
ooooo julip!
I can has too???
Neat, wif a splash o’branch, pls.
comming rite up! Mause r u done wiff ur report?
*looks askanse*
*MIxes up julips, pours drinks*
*serves*
I finished (for today) about an hour ago. It takes THREE DAYS to do that rassinfrassin thing! Feh!
*hed bats stoopy report*
*poors Maus a drink*
Mine wif bransh onna roks, pleez?
* serves Parothead *
{{PH}} hi there
kitteh’s on a plaen, in and out!
…th-that’s actually pretty creepy. T_T
OMCC Iz William Catner!
LOL!!!
Diz hole tred had me LOLLING!
Wii R awl mad, mad ai sai!!!
Ai nawt haz a mad. Ai haz a happeetayl! Ai can get owt uf teh haws wifout teh sno shoos awn tudai.
Yippee!!!!
To be William Shatner kitteh from Twilight Zone the caption should read…
There’s something on the wing!….some…thing…on the wing!
The good Captain had his own unique speaking pattern even when at the beginning of his acting career.
Hau bouts in Brudders Karamzov? Den too ai finks so.
taht episode skareded me abowt teh most ob any ob tehm. still afrayd to watching it.
teh one i will never forget is the one wiff the paralyzed guy. now one know he’s alive and thedy start tew do teh oudtopsie and he’s still aware!!!!! fade tew black… *shivurs*
Oh DON’T remind me – ai wuz terrified dat wud happen to me wehn ai had sir jury awn mai fut. Was worf it for teh eggstreem painkillers after tho…
***happy floatee painkillers***
Bestest in sighed joke EVAH on telebishion…on 3rd Rock Shatner sez wuz sumthin on wing ov plain win comin to visit and john Lithgow sez “that happened to me too” Cuz Lithgow paid part in teh mobie. Wuz grate.
Wii haz controll uff ur pichers
wii haz controll uff ur commentz
wii haz controll uff ur lol catz
uz inna cheezburger zone!
Dew, dew, dew dew
dew, dew dew, dew
GMTA!
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Cheesecaker an moonshadowcat!! an if it iz yor burfday too, dis party iz for yoo too! i haz bringed hommaed fudjy burfday caek an red velvet caek!! along wif hommaed banililila i skreem, fizzy frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top!! an remote-kontrol toy ayrplanes wif toy aliens on teh wings!! an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, boblol-hed bebbeh alien dollz, kandeez, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers an a box ob crayns in teh bestest alien-coluring colors!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
oooh! happy burfday everywun!!!
*bownses ball*
* taeks a bowl ob banillola ice creem adn a littlol toy plain *
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zoooooooomZOOOOOOOOOOOMzoooooooooom
{{{GP}}} ohai! are u dewing well tewday?
Ohai! {{{Mu}}} Akshully, ai has a sad… yu nose wen yu gets a sad but but but dere is no raisun tu be sad? Is teh werst kynd ob sad, aifinkso…
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* sits adn plays wib bobblol-hedded aleeyun * sigh.
ahhhh.
*sits down next tew GP*
*fluffs up silks*
*Places GP awn lap and pets him reel gentle liek*
I gets dat feeling sumtimes tew.
maybe it goes away faster heer in cheeseland?
Ai hopes so! Hao yu is todai???
*gentlee hedbats GP*
izzit yer tyme of teh munf?
(hubbekat alwais asks me dat)
* czechs calendar * Umm… ai is nawt shore, rly… aifinkso mebbeh ai has a shugar def… difis… mebbeh ai kneads sum shugar…? yesh. * nod nod *
Ai knows just teh fing for dat… Choklit martoonies! Litely garnished wiv a five pownd bar ob choklit.
Dat shud sort u owt, GP!
* sniff sniff *
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OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM SLURRRP NOM NOM SLURRRP
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ooo fankies!
See, bedder tahn therapy enny day!
Chokklit – hao wud wii libb wibowt eet?
Well let’s just pray we neber has to!!!
*luks askanse* are yew shur?
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well, sinse yew are wasting awai!
*hands GP choklit cake*
uh huh, yesh. * nod nod *
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* taeks chokklit caek adn noms eet awl Homer Simpson style *
glad dat holped! ders some tapas noms tew iffin yew lyke
mmmMMMmmm ai lubbs Tapas!!! lawts ob littlol playtes ob nommilishus fings!
Please tu help urselb!
Ai just refreshed awl de dishes foar u!
… (ooh dots!!)
Aim off tu bed – Nite nite awl!!!
I’m doing good. I’m wareing my grey fedora and a pink silky scarf sew i feel pritty. work is almost over tew. I look forward to going home an pooring a nice lambrusco. i think I’ll make garlic bread and spicy meat balls fur dinner. its tew bad u am sew far away. i fink u’d enjoy a nice dinner.
ooo purdy! yesh yesh yesh, ai wud liek a nyce glass ob sumfing adn a nyce dinnur… LCB donut gib meh nyce noms liek taht, yu nose. Sumthymes, ai is teh luckee tu gets dry bred adn wadder… * shows sad fais * lookit! lookit! ai is teh waysting awai!
giglol! well martoonie has a nice choklit martooni fur u! that may help.
Yesh yesh… but but but * eyes meetbawls * ai is teh BERRY hongree… ai kin stai fur dinner? huh? huh? can ai? can ai?
ov korse u can!
*sets out extra plate fur GP*
*stirs meatballs*
*poors wine*
*checks bread*
Iz dat plate fur teh pinny gig tu nom frum oar iz it fur him tu lay awn fur teh dinnur guests?
* eyes teh playt wif a suspishus, gets a nawt tu nom teh pinny gig sine *
*luks at klok* In abowt thirteen minnits, a frend and I yam going owt for drinks and awl-yoo-kin-eet peetsa buffay. I wish yoo awl culd coem alawng!
* slow, sad hedshake * Ai is nawt aloud in dose plaices anee moar… parruntlee, is NAWT awl-yur-piggeh-kin-eet
*slips GP sum peetsa and drinkies sekrutly*
ooo fankies!
Has fun Gremlin!
A sad GP? Iz dis a Apurrrul fuls joke?
{{{PH}}} Yu is teh phunny!
{{{{{GP}}}}}}}}
Ai jist kiddun, dose ‘no reezun’sadz are teh wurst!
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Adn den, yu gets awl sad cos yu is teh sad fur no reesun… pfft! stoopy brayn!
deer ar tu fings dat helps wif dat (in may eggsperience dat is…) an dat is sunshine and dark chocklit…
Nao – is 1030pm in TTI so sushine – aint gonna happen…
*rummajis in backpack and finds 4 huge dark choklit tobleruuns*
Heer u go – natures serotoningifts tu pleh sad days!!!
ooo fankies! aifinkso ai sabes dem fur tomorrow adn noms dem in teh sunnyshyne!
Ai finked it wuz sunshine an dark BEER! Hmmm, dis splainz a lawt. **pondurs** Teh beer wurks, doh.
*whispurrs*
dark beer and dark chocklit tugether is de NOMNOMNOMNOM!
Ai lyk hao yu fink, Nennepus.
mmmmm, choklit & beer!
an chocklit caek an beer
Otay, we hab choklit, beer, (boff dark an lite), nao we jist need sunshyne. Letz fly down tu MeckseeCo. Owayte, Nennepus and GP are in Batturup, ai meen, YurUp. Wear du dey go? Teh Fronsh Ribbyaira?
oar suthern italee!!! dat be nyce in spring
Alsew, mi Dr. PyscoCat sez de xrsize iz poise too fixes fings. Ai haetz da xrsize butt (snerk) iffn u lieks it, maebe U can tri it an letz mii noew.
Ai hatez tu xrsize mai butt tu! Dat’s why mai butt iz sew big. Dat an awl the dark beer. **shrugs**
ai wud lek to hab an xrsize butt (!) but ai donna lek ta xersize. soes ai hab da extra-size butt ( ! )
*chayses after toy plain*
sowwy, force of habit!
not climin teh curtains! is jumpin and slydin on floor!
Yu kids dese dais! Alwais running adn jumping adn chasing adn plai fiting!
ooh – frooty punch! fanks!
*tayks coloring stikkers an crayun*
*colors de aliens in apropryat easter colurs*
May – ai diddunt fink aliens an pastels wus reeleh de fing – but (snerk) dey be rather pritteh!!!
Fankyu Burfday Fairy!
*goes lukking for red velvet caek rissipeh – wunders if it reelee is red!!!*
U noe haz da red belbit caek befor??? Iz nomnomnom. Ai maks it wif choklit. Luks lik red debil’s fud. YUMYUMYUM.
Suthern cooking issunt dat well noan in Norway… Ai noes gumbo an … gumbo… hmm – embarrassing!
I do solemneleh declayr to learn sum suthern dishies!!!
and aill start wif red velvet caek this saturday – foar my SIL 20th anniversary dinner parteh!!!
Red belbet caek iz no souvern iz mid-rest. Or maebe iz souvern frum Norway. If da recipe callz for beetz fore da coourin, uz da red fud colourin insted.
oh – ok! (ai just reeded on wikipedia dat it wus suthern…)
Ai will report back wif de baeking results!!!
Gud luk an bone appatite. Alsew iz gud wif da shampayne. Anna happi annibersery.
Mai nefews liek that caek wif teh littlol cinnamon red hawts decorating teh frosteens.
ace ventura cat … i need friends!
Gremlin on wing!
Mai favritz Twilite Zone EBBER!!!
iz anjil ov def kitty
iz anjil ov def kitty
An iz alzo anjil of def kitty
Pardon?
Yikes! Sumfin is yowlin owtside IRL!
*hides behind cowch*
o mai!
Iz otay, iz juss wind! *heers yowlin* AH! *jumps behind couch after martoonie*
I think it’s a airsick raindeer!
naw, yoo kin tell aus it nawt b rainin owt
kthxbaifurnao cheezfrens! Aiz going hoam where mai huzbing hazza message frum the court sayin dere izza binch warrunt furr himz arrest cuz him nawt show up fur jury doody! Wen he recubburs frum teh hardattak, ai gonna sai ‘apurrul fuls.’ Shud be fun.
kthxbaifurnao cheezfrens! Aiz going hoam where mai huzbing hazza message frum the court sayin dere izza binch warrunt furr himz arrest cuz him nawt show up fur jury doody! Wen he recubburs frum teh hardattak, ai gonna sai ‘apurrul fuls.’ Shud be fun.
Ai ment tu du that.
Appurl fools!
Um, what iz da clossess emergenci horspital or where shud wii luk fore da bodee.
ooohhh, makye sure der is swooning couch to catch huzbing! have fun!
Fassen ur seetbelt kitteh, iz gonna be a bumpee ryde!
My friend gave me a link to this lolcat, http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=129589
From the ICHC the only links I can get include ebil SPOILERS, by including the taglines in the url, or including spoiler words in the picture file names themselves.
My friend gets his spoiler-free link from another website. How can I find a nice tidy link like that one right here on ICHC?
Please halp!! Thx.
OMG GREMILNZ!! O.o
William Shatner kitteh sez…
There’s – - – something on the wing!
some – - – - – - thing!
OMG!!!!! It’s my brother!!!!!!!
genius
OMG! Cats on a plane!