I didn’t brush my hair this
I didn’t brush my hair this morning and I’m still more fabulous than you.
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Johnny! This is amazing! The BBC announced that camera crews filming near the Antarctic for its natural history series Miracles of Evolution had captured footage of FLYING Adélie penguins…
youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4
The Beebs does have a tradishun ob gud dokumtentary maeking!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
Yesh they does…
Oh, Nennepus, I hadn’t seen this one before!!!!!! THANK YOU for posting…
Lets just hoep dat dis will be a gud year for de spagetti harvist!!!
Ai seed it wen it wuz browdcast fur teh nawt sekund tiem!
And of course u diddunt belieb a wurd ob it back den!
Ai kant sea ever one. Ai haz a beeg sad.
That’s SO kewl! I must share instantly! To Facebook! Up up and away!!!
Just make sure you get it done before the Internet Reboot today:
sitepoint.com/blogs/2009/04/01/internet-reboot-today/
yea…snkr… ive got my punch cards all ready for the reboot
my Princeth, you memberzzz punchit cards, woooooo, only in computerzzzzz muzeem
Ai alsew member does hoorbol fings, in college wii hadda rite da programz uzin dem fings. Abter al da werk, de wood run da progam an den da uglee puter wood spit out a da first rong card an U hadda redue dem. Hoorbol fings.
i hav read about them, but unlike poor Bon_Mom I did nawt has tew use dem
I dont fink u has had ur welkome tew cheeseland pressie yet!
* gifts Dacatwizard wiff a lawng purplol velvet robe lined in silk wiff elebenty hidden pokits inside *
fanks, fanks, fanks, eye vizitsss from the sideleynes ebey da, robe loooks nice, fanks
* straitens dacatwizards collar* ooo its a good fit! Dont b shy! jump in anytime!
Mai daylee papur iz ownlee goin to be publisht awn twitter – wull dat be otay wen dey reboot teh Internet? Ai aer 2 awld 2 manij awl dis teknickle stuff.
Ai doan noes nuffin, butt(snerk) ai lukked up what UTC stndez fore an accoring tu da inntoob site, iz already 14:05 proxim8ly.
I can has Rogaine?
an coffee an muffins? (dey majikloleh bekome de flavor u wants)
Conkatshuelayis on being on da top ob de brayd!
*dans dans dans hop hop hop – jazz paws!!!!*
What’s teh kitteh eqibalent of spirit fingurs, I wundur…?
Spirit Pointees?
snikr – dat wud be skareefying!!!
Butt (he he) not as skareefying as dis…
youtube.com/watch?v=YDbnkfHtD_E
Teh only ting moar skareefying tahn taht wuz me danse dansing in enneh way ebber!
Oooh, skareee boys and gurls…
so tru, kitteh, so tru
Get me the Snorgle Snorkle!
I’m going in!
hi partner 
Howdy! How is you?
doing good, feeling pretty. how are u?
* offurs a nip of scotch*
Doin OK. I’ll has teh scotch l8r. I is doin my pleh monthly system performance reports today, an I hasta stay sharp.
Hey Mu! You got snew on yer nose!
*taeks another nip
*
Mi princess Rn’t u goin to ask da Maus “whats snew”?????
*snerk*
im not sure wut teh joke is, but wut teh hek, I’ll bite
Hay Maus, wuts snew?
Nuthins snew with me. Wuts snew wif you?
*NyuckNyuckNyuck*
hahahahaha!
Iz berri Nawt gnu joke, butt(snerk) az ai proved up da fred, ai iz berri nawt young.
heer am a nice poem to remind u tew be happy dat u am not young
the canvas
Inspired by:http: // icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/24/warrierzcmout-an-playayyy/#comments
feer knotith, da ageinn b making the purrsnality better ebry dai…
Ifn da slaet be blank,
er da brane beez smoof,
der iz ah plaze fur da footur knowlage.
from da wrinkles and da battle scars do we bkome the results of the skulptur
tymez, shi weel shayp uz.
lyfe, shi weel teech uz
strangth, deez tryals weel give uz
apon tyme an lyfe we weel leave r marc
Paynted by da lyfe we weez chooze ta lib
An pliiz pas tumii whinyu dun? WOW! Whatta KITTEH!!!
Ai luk moar fabulous dan u annyday akshulleh! even on a bad furday!!!
And don’t Ai noe it?
Snobbish kitteh is snobbish.
well kittehs r alowed tew b snobish cause they am teh masturs ov teh universe
Bicoz ur werf it!
worrff every penny!
well duh! of corse CC has fabuluss hare!
eggsackly wut ai wannid 2 sai
ohai Skwrrlgrrl an siobhan!
Skwrillie, did u see Kimmi last night? did she check out hur present and teh party?
ifinkso.. I wented back to say fanks, and I saw she had arrived after it was pretteh much over.. but I saveded hur a peece of caek!
oh good!!!
Mirrur, mirrur on teh wawl….whos teh floofiest of dems all? Meh. Yeah, meh.
Mirrur, mirrur on teh wawl…
wut am ai doin – ob corse ai can say dat agin and agin and agin an…. (oooh – me!!!)
oh wait – awlreddy did this tuday…
Teh sug kitteh r SMUG!!!! Hahahahaha! I kneeded taht! Schmoos 2 teh sumg kitteh!! Adn belleh snorgols 2…
Happy Belayted Birfday POC!!
Hope u had a gud day yesterday!!
HAppytail burfday PoC!!
Ohai, POC. I adds my happy birfdai wishes, too, and hopes you hads fun.
Iz off topic – hard tu due wif such a diba, butt (snerk) on da over lol site (da dredded goggies) iz cuppol gud ones. Catz 1 goggies 1.
has u seen ‘holds da cup cat sais’ lol? ^^
Iz da 1 ai “gab” da cat 1
Da goggie getz da 1 for duein da cat one bedder.
hehe. yesh
him jumps laik da floor wuz lava ^^
cat wus smart adn sitted onna cownter.
Con Catz u lashuns Johnnyface, carosue and Maus on da nawt-sekkond tye. Ai haz Kowfee, tee, fresh bakked cimmommimm kowfee caek and da happi dans.
*Dansdansdans*
*Dansdansdans*
*DansPaws*
Wut a beyootimus kitteh!
Yesh, kitteh, u iz far moar fabyoolus den me.
I can has snorgle snorkul? Teh floof iz too mutch to rezist!
*hands ovur Snorgel snorkel*
*hans ober da snorkul*
der u goe… iffn u gits lawst jes relaks adn enjoi
upsch da princiss wus fastur…
enjois n-e-wais… da next snorklur will fiends u
Well….. Ai r not sure iffin teh kitteh luks beta den mii, but ai hazza sneekin suspishun dat teh kitteh iz eewer teh ceiling kitteh, or relatid tu teh ceiling kitteh, adn ai doan wanna issult teh CK……… So……… Of course ten kitteh iz FABULUS!! No wun stanz a chans gainst dowse luks!!!!!
*Bats beeg blu iis inosintlee adn adjusts halo*
Ohai FluffyB;
Altho noe kitteh ken bee moer beautimous den da CC, for a mortel kitteh U is 1 ob da moer beautimous der izz.
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U maded mii blush!! Ai not so sure ai iz diserving dat commint, but et b sweet ob u tu sai, aifinkso! Mii finks dat ai jus b opin minded……. oar try tu b……
Anyhoo, hao r u onna dis luvalee Wensdai?
Ai iz gud. Da dae iz yce – noe snoe inna forecass ann da sum iz owt. How iz da wevver on ur side ob da whorld?
Wazza litol hawt, but iz startin tu kul down nao. Luvalee pail blu skai. Iz et opin ware u livs? As in not so manii tawl buildings & stuff tu obskure teh view?
Yesh, Noe dat I finded da cable to put pictrs onna puter agin, ai wil put pic ob da howse onna puter tonite. Wil shoe of whair I libbs.
What bout U, libs inna citi, town or da rural ( not builted up) aree?
Ai livs inna norvirn subherb ob CT, wich iz beli beautimous. Et haz lotz ob greens adn treez adn iffin ur at teh rite spawt, teh sunset iz absoulootalii breftakin!!! Unfortoonatilee, ai can’t upload pikkies fur u tu luksie at, but ai wil c wot ai can do!
yesh, teh truff hurtz, duzzent it hooman?
Yesh, it does, but I cannot disagree. I have totally received this look
from my floofy kitteh, and he is right.
she’s sew pritty an witty an wise…..
Nad shii pitties eneewan who’s nawt a kitteh toniiiiiite…
Smugz Kitteh habz t3h
Jynoarmuss Floof andz himz duz
nawtz cayrz hoo knoez it
Jynoarmuss Floof maykz
Prittee Wuns “SKWEEEE!”z andz rezultz
in Hugz andz Rubbinz
Jynoarmuss Floof canz
maykz lawtza lapz 4 Kitteh
hoo krayvz attenshun!
Jack.
Bwava, Jack! Bwava!
***clappity claps floofy paws sillentlee**
* clapity *
LoL Gorgeous Kitteh !
Naww shes pwetty. Lolz
Ai fink dis be a Turkish Van kitteh. It luks just liek wun of my bridj kittehs (Peep-Al) and him wuz a Turkish Van.
Tim like me better…
eetz da vanity cat!
If I could rate this one a big giant 10 or 100 I would. Absolutely love it.
(Sorry too tired 4 brain to do lolspeak tonight).
if dat happenz 2 meh, leik i don brush mah hare, den i looks leik dat, but not az fabyoolus.
Kate Blanchett (as Elisabeth I, Queen of England)