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dis iz wun sign dat kitteh lieks.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: mzlan
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wut a grate pillol!
Happitayle nawt-sekkond! Woodja like cherryberry pi warm frum teh ovin, wif vallilol i skreem onnit?
Mai naps is of historikal importans!
Aiz nawt sittin — ai iz lying down.
Gud poynt NS!
GMTA!
Trooo. Trooo. Adn az kittehs AER a nashunal trezur, lying down is helping preserb dem.
Dat wuz wat I tawt wen I first saw it too! Gud one, and congrats on saiing it first!!!
GMTA!
Duzn’t meen kittehz
Besides, kitty isn’t sitting, she’s laying. Sign didn’t say you couldn’t do that.
GMTA — kitteh iz braykin NO roolz.
Iffen it had, kitteh wud hab eeten dat part.
whare doez a floofly kitteh sit?
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annywharez it *(^%$$^*( well wants tooo!
U want teh best seet inna howse? U prolly gotta moov a kitteh.
Bagpipes wur inbented by sumwun inspired by sitting where a kitteh waz. Dat’s why dey’re uzually also associated wib poyntee ends adn berserkers.
an horribbull noyses? taht stryke feer intew teh harts uv teh enemees?
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(doant wurree, ime dun pracktissing so yu awl kin taek teh eerplugs owt nao).
Caliko!
YOINK
*runswifakwikness**
hhmmm why diz LOL nawt have a kitteh in it?
I dunno. Iz kinda stoopy to has lol wif no kitteh innit, doncha finkso?
yeah just a couch..hmmm strange, veri strange
*gets pound bag ob catnip adn tips awl ober couch*
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Ok, we’b got kittehs in teh lol now.
But no cowch fur lawng.
Yu want bofe?
Well, enuff catnip adn dey won’t see teh cowch to scratch it, right?
stealth kitteh?….catmoflage?
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or was it a katnapping!
It wuz a kat napping, but den teh kat misteereeyuslee vanisht.
**snikkurs**
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RHSB wuz lukkin berry giltee…..
whut? all golden-like?
Shhh…donut tayle LCB. Hur may try to steel me nexst.
Nope, dis jes my nermal luuk.
Mebbe LCB stolded it!
Yeah, dats it. LCB stolded teh kitteh!
Cawl owt teh kitteh posse! (Wuz gonna yoose anudder werd, but thot bedder nawt.)
*snerk*
I hadda “censor” myself erlyur 2day, too.
My BFF sed ifn hur winned the lott’ree, den hur wud drop hur drawurs, sit awn teh copyur an make sum “good-bye” letters.
I tolded hur, “Jes nawt brake teh glass an cut ur…..um……butt.”
Kitteh bii tu kool fur roolz!
Caliko byooty shud count as a treasure, aifinkso.
Iz troo. Leo da Vinci sed, “eben teh smallist kitteh be teh masterpees”, an tihs be a berry lublee an nawt smallist kitteh.
I no kanz reed yr sain an eebin if’n I kud, wuddent applai tu meh n-e-wey.
yeah, dat sine iz awn misspelled an nawt makes no since.
all they gotta do is look for the punter with kitteh hairs on dey backside and dey have the culprit for sitting onna couch
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izza securiteh kitteh.
Oooh, gud finkin, Dan!
Howz werk goin?
shoot me, please.
Sorry, can’t do it.
Wouldn’t if I could.
Ifn u wanna borry my eers, u kno how.
{{{Dan}}}
*shoots wif a nerf gun*
sorree- teh wall wuz in teh way uv yor hed and ai doant think taht diz gun has teh range. (nawt taht i kan ame– ive misst teh broad syde uv a barn b4, wile ai wuz aiming at it).
Iz historikl kitteh duing historikl re-inactmint. Nawt sitting.
Pssst, guis! Onlee has a sec, gotta haz supper an boring fings lyk that.
Just wanted tu fank yu fur teh awsum partee tuday.
An also tu telling yu: gnu Eva bideos (an a cupple pics uv her sleeping) !!!!!!11!!!!
Plz tu remember tu waring teh purrtekshuns. We nawt in a CCC covrage area so if yu splort, awl yu’ll get is me wif teh nawt-sekkund aid kit.
Ohai, PK!
I LUBBED teh bideo wif teh surpryze guest! Sean’s commens wuz funny, too. “Wii nawt eben get dat sumtymez!” LOL
U two iz teh BESTEST kitteh parunts! {{{Sean & PK}}}
Frum bof uv us:
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Signifkantlee less turkee ai haz nao, an teh gest be diong faisewashings an luking a bit pleezed wif self!
Hay! Bein a diva iz teh hard werk! U gotta eet lots of gud fuds to keep up ur strenfs.
Ohai PK!
Beelayted comgradjamulations on serbibing anuther yeer, adn same too skwirrlgrrl adn kimkiwi adn tessm!!1!
I gots to run to see teh gnu Eva videos befoar I zips owt to a powetree reeding at my biglilgirl’s skool.
*titens CHRG firmlee before clikking blu name*
Fanks, RBF!
Enjoy teh bideos, an teh po-trees!
ooh miii oooh my, Eva iz gitting sooo big. Her weighz as much az mine Lucy kitteh wen wii bringed her homez da nawt sekkund dai!
3km – Sooooo….ware iz Pookie hangin owt dese days?
Ummmmm Pookie bii hangin owt wif mii! Himz layin awn da ottoman rite now nappin, strang fur a kitteh i know.
Lucy be lil wun wif hyooj atteetood, rite? *trais tu remembur* She be 6 lbs oar sumfing? Oar ai misremembur?
yep!! dat iz korrect! i nawt fink shii gonna bii beri much bigger, her iz 1 year owld last week, or close as wii kan figure.
Happeh birfday Lucy! Plz tu gib her whateber cudlings her will enjoy an aksept fur me.
Eva teh tribble! she is sew floofy and kyoot!
*giglol* Iz hard enuff tu keep wun uv her fed, we haz a happeh her mnawt multiplai lyk tribbuls!
*has image of pyrsma & seanya overrun wif eva-type kittehs*
*gigglol*
This is a couch and a cat at the Ernest Hemmingway house in Key West. I didn’t take this picture, but saw the sign, the couch, and the cat about a month ago.
There are over sixty cats on the premises.
kool! but dis cowch nawt verree kumfee, kuz onlee wun kitteh is lying awn it.
ore itz dindin taim and dis kitteh wuz too asleep to kare.
Akkording to teh website, dis kitteh be Audrey Hepburn.
I love Hemmingway Cats. The extra toes=win.
Teh kitteh hoo shairz her hous with us haz Hemmingway kitteh rellatibs. Her brudda has seben toez on each of hiz feetz. Teh fambly he letz live in hiz hous callz him Hemmy. Our kitteh haz da udzyooal numbr o’ toez on her feetz–but idz still teh lovleest kitteh in the univurz.
i’m glad someone pointed this out nutts, my fav cat was the one on the master bed…i LOVE that the cats have free reign but the humans, they can’t sit on the furniture.
Man, I took a picture of a kitteh napping on this very couch, sign and all. I was beat to the punch. Dang.
Wai don’t tey just cuver them in plastik like my frends parentz did when i wuz a kid.
/puts on troll mask
Wut! Nebber put plastik awn a kitteh! Kitteh kan’t breev insyde plastik! Ai shud kno, I iz a lolyer/afletik sup.. soop… beeg fan!
/takes off troll mask.
Pew! Stinky! Where’s the Febreeze?
ROFL
elebentee burgers fur yu!!!
spritzspritzspritz wif da Scents 0 Humor.
Hay! I iz nawt a tee-are-oh-el-el! Eet wuz da maskk what deed eet!
Me gibs Fyumi a taystee choclolit tee-are-oh-el-el wif fudgy center….
(Sorry not in LOLspeak)
That pic was taken at the Hemingway House in Key West. Last time I toured it, one of the larger cats was lying int he middle of Hemingway’s bed. It was cute.
The cats rule that house!
I have a picture of that cat in that bed! His name is Archibald MacLeisch: http://www.hemingwayhome.com/HTML/bed_cat.htm
I have a pic of Archibald sleeping on Pappa’s bed. The one in this pic is a calico, so not Archie. Maybe it is Simone De Beauvoir? http://www.hemingwayhome.com/HTML/cat3.htm
All of the cats are so cool! Cat lovers must see the Hemingway House at least once!
Majic yarn thing
keep me saif
Sillee hoomans! U no dat kittehs dont reed!
yeh! en bisides, katz no follow roolz no mutter whut
Who Do You Think Typed Up The Sign? Its a polite way of saying, no humans on couch!
That kitteh lives at the Hemingway House in Key West, FL. I was just there a week ago, I saw that couch! At the time, it had an orange kitteh on it. There are 60 kittehs at that place. Lots with 6 toze.
ohai –
weirdly enough, i think this couch is part of an exibit in Shelburne Farms in Shelburne, VT.
Ok! Me getz account and me namez calicoz not kat fan anymore. same pursun. diffrunt name.
was this at ernest hemingway’s house? that cat looks strangely familiar….
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