i iz in ur cooka
i iz in ur cooka warmin mah butt in ur noms
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ai will nebber mayke a slow cukked meel again!
No moar kitteh nudul soop?
Kitteh Kookin’ Class 101: pot luck-good or bad?
Kitteh butt in da cuuker…duz dat maek it a “crack-pot”?
=^..^=
HAHAAHAHA! That’s funny!!!
rump roast
day iz yur noms naow kitteh…
Hey… I know that kitteh!!! He was a finalist for America’s Next Top Cat Model!
http://www.yourdailycute.com/2009/03/vote-for-americas-next-top-cat-model.html!
Getting even more famous now!
This is my F3 seal lynx snow Bengal cat, Tigger when she was around 11 months old. Always the clown! Thank you all for voting for her here and elsewhere!
**takes meel to former inlaws howse**
Heer, iz awl urs!
brillyant red!
**taykes meel to annoying naebores hows**
**smilols beeg as hur watches formur fadder-in-law nomnomnoms**
Eeting: ur dooing it rong!
Special gushifuds fur yuu!
Warmin my harbls….
*throws owt Crock-Pot*
Hay! I wuz yoozin dat!
*goes an retrieves Crock-Pot*
Iz syfe none uf mine kittehz haz harbls
yesh, but mai kittehs oftin have grubby butts!
EEEWWWWW *gets Crock-Pot an takez bak tu da herbi kerbi*
*realizes Red wuz in Crock-Pot an helps her owt*
Frowin me away?!?!?
Gee, wut a fren U iz….
ohai red how U iz?
I has a sick
Ohai, 2_k.
Sorry u has a sik. U sed u nawt feline gud teh uther day.
I’m tyred an soar, an werk gibbed me a grumpee. Howebber, I seem to be gettin ober my grumpee liddlol by liddlol
Still nawt fownd a car yet, an am havvin trubblol desydin awn wevver to get Lamborghini, Porsche oar Ferrari.
I fink I has strep throat, I has had fevers yesturday and today
feline berry pleh
Gonna see Dr Tinycat soon
Oh noes!
My co-worker’s son has strep.
I keep taykin vytaminz an hopin an prayin dat I nawt get sik befoar bakayshun. Dat wud be teh MAJOR PLEH!
Plz to be takin care of urself, ‘k? Oh, an tayle ur huzbin dat him gotta wate awn u paw an fuut!
him is, he wuz sick dis weekend so him feelz eggstra
responsiblol.
Duz teh kittehs tayk care of u wen ur sik?
Josie used to be ablol to tayle wen I nawt feline gud an hur wud nawt let me outta hur site.
yes they does, mah yogeh kitteh will sleepz on meh
an purrr.. and Injeh will sleepz in mah feetz
kitteh vigil I has it
Awww….dey takin care of mahm.
Aw, 2_k… ai hoap yu haz a helfy soon. Sick iz teh pleh.
*raps in floofeh blankit an goes tu maek teh chikkin soop*
Nawt in teh Crock-Pot ai hoep!
Ar ai teh ownlee wun ebbur herd ob ‘washin teh pots’??? Nawt dat ai du dat beri offin, ob kors ….
*wispurrs* PK, iz 88 dais til VLC cheezmeet…
Iz tuu long… *sigh* But cud be wurser, ai spose…
it duz seem liek a lawng tyme – kan haz tyme masheen pleez? skip rit bai April and May….
But but but… in mid-May Eva goes tu be doptifaied…
Want cheezmeet, but nawt want mid-May. Iz a conundrum oar a paradoks oar a dilemming oar sumfing.
and yew wuld nawt want tew miss ne dai wif Eva between naow and then!! gess wii just hav tew wayt….
fanks p-k, soup is gud!
delishus and nootrishus
i hepped yu owt ub da herbi kerbi! g-wiz! Iz gammacatz fawlt, wif her grubbi butt katz in mine Crock-Pot an awl.
dew yew want tew talk teh floofeh orinj tabbeh ’bout his litterbox habbits?
he duzznt listen to me!
mine kittehz nawt lissen tu mii, so i nawt fink yurz orinj floofeh tabbeh lissen tu mii either, butt (!) i will try.
“Pleese kitteh clean yur hinney better an nawt sit awn cooking devises”
Kitteh heers “Pleese Kitteh, blah, blah, blah, blah, and sit awn cooking devises”
Oooh, i haz an ebil idea
*Yoink!*
*takes crock Crock-Pot to ex-huzbin’s howse*
Heer yew go! Injoy!
*cackles madly*
Ohai, ICHFockses!
I gibbed mien to teh ex-inlawz.
Ai lyks hao yu tu finks, Red an ICHF. *chortle*
Ohai guis! Sumtiems iz fun to be teh ebil, no? Expeshully when teh re-sippee-int deserbs it.
A deserbing targit maeks being ebil fun wifowt gilt.
My eies must be tyred…
I red “deserbing” az “debreefing”!
Taht tu.
**makes note to pak sum debreefing flooid in sootcase, jes in case**
Ai noes whut ai will be serbbing tu the nazztee in-lawz fur Eestur….brayzed “shank”….LOL!
=^..^=
PK, mii an hooman boi will bii needin yur address an for yu tu bii leebin Eva’s suitcase an Eva owt beside da door awn a specific date, yet tu bii desided.
U iz adoptin Eva??? Fur reel?
Dat meenz I gets to bisit hur!
i wish fur reel!
! i thinkin i kan katnap her an hubbi nawt kan say ennifing but oooohhh i lubz her wunse wii git bak wif her 
Aww… ai had a hoapful. *powt*
Plasticat wants tew adopt her…
Ai wud LUB fur him tu has her!!!! An du ennyfing tu halp! Ai gno him wud lub her lots n lots an taek teh eggsalad caer uv her.
iz bery tempting! ai haz tew see if ai kan afford anotter animalfren…2 kittehs in howse, 2 in barn, 1 goggie, 2 horses, and ai feeds teh stray kittehs …mai howrs wuz cut bakk at werk, sew less munnies.
wii haz tyme tew fink abowt it…
Ai unnerstands toadallee… ai cannawt keep her coz ai nawt go what gunna happin jobwise wunse ai graduate. An her needs a hyoomin tu be hers, aifinkso, eben wif aminlol frenz arown. Ai haz a hyooj hoap her goes tu a plais her will be lubbed an unnerstood.
Srsly? Yu gunna adoptifai mai Eva-bebbeh!??! Yu sed husbin wud nawt let yu getting nuvver kitteh, eben her!
How much gubberment “red tape” tu git a kitteh across da border?
Iz nawt much, aifinkso… frum US tu VLC, aifinkso onlee need up-tu-date vaksinayshun records.
(Aichekked during Hurry-cain Katrina, eben tho ai lawng way tu send kitteh fur fostur.)
Nawt shur bowt VLC-tu-US… yur vet mite gno. Ai can trai tu finding owt.
Seanya just luuked – iz nawt so bad, just a helf sertificate frum vet wifin 10 days, an up-tu-date rabies vaccination.
I taked mine x-boifriendz wen i lefted cause hii lyked it soo much an wuz a prezzi i bot fur him. hii wuz a sous chef an fownd it useful wen him wurked lyte.
Owr lawng-haired kittehz haz dis problum azwell. Itz bery ickee sumtiems. Den agin, if ai had dat much floof & had to lik mah own hindkwarturs cleen … *shudder*
Kitteh has a beeg smug! Yeh Iz in ur cooka…whatchu gonna do bout it?
mah yogeh kitteh alwaiz sports dis eggspresshunz
cattitude he has it
How come the cat isn’t dying of being in the cooking machine?
I found this picture quite amusing. I like when there are amusing lolcats. These are the reason Icanhascheezburger is my favorite website ever. Keep it up guys. And I am from a foreign country, and thus keep my language, McFreddiespeak.
Ohai, McFreddiez!
U nawt has to speek Lolcat to hang owt heer. Jes play nyse an u will be moast welcome!
Alsew, wii has peeplol frum diffrent countrees heer! Ware u iz?
Nawt tu wurree – cooka nawt reelee turnd awn (ai hoep!)!
(not to be condescending, but in case you find ‘real English’ easier to read … Not to worry – the cooker is not really turned on (I hope!)!)
Welcome! I look forward to playing with you here in Cheeseland!
(Is beri harrd tu riet in dat langwij, an teh spelins is beriberi stranj, tu.)
Form teh tawp Nelley!!1!!
♪♫ Iz gettin hawt in herrre ♪♫
So taek uff awl yur clofes O_o ♪♫ ♪♫
♪♫ ♪♫
**falls off teh bed laffin**
Ohai, Erik!
Didjoo kno dat Def Leppard, Poison, an Cheap Trick are tourin dis yeer? Jes thot u’d lyk to kno. Nawt kno ware u iz, butt u mite wanna Googlol it an see ifn dey gonna be neer u.
Srsly? Deaf leopard and chip trik koncirt?! tis be gud news {{rhsb}}! **googlos fer gud news**
Yup! Iz troo.
I lubs Def Leppard an has seen dem in consert no less dan 3 tiems!
**goes to website**
Luuks lyk teh closest dey gonna be iz in Cinsi-nasty in mid-July. Donut kno ifn I can has munnies foar dat aftur bakayshun oar nawt.
Krawk~Pawt Cooka luukz
lyke Grayt Beeg Boal. Witch amz gud
enuff 4 Kitteh
Krawk~Pawt Cooka shoodz
awllwayz habz lid awn itz so
Kitteh no can habz!
Kitteh willz melltz daown
n2 Krawk~Pawt Cooka sune
enuff… Betz awn it!
Jack.
Nity nite cheezfrendz! RL haz tu bii delt wif sooner or layter
Will sii yu tumarrow 
‘Nite, 3km!
Stoopy RLS! I has had bowts wif dat myself latele. Do NAWT want.
**tromp tromp tromp**
*pshhhht*
**glug glug glug**
*ahhhhhh*
**tromp tromp tromp**
*grumble grumble grumble*
stoopy wurk
**plop**
*click*
**tappity tappity tappity**
*grumble grumble grumble*
**luks up at lol**
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
*pours NC66 an alkohawlik bevridj uv himz choice*
**yoink**
*snarf*
Fanky NS!
Nice tew see yew.
Ai saw uh phuny Hello Kitteh lol today and fot ob yew.
where wuz dat? hmmm.
Sew hao wuz YOR day?
*finally luuks bak at ICHC*
Dey hurt.
…
My day wuz pretteh gud — Hubcat & I are makin plans fur owr 10th anniversary. Ai lubs mah hubcat!
…
Nao to get rid uv teh criks in mah nek an shoulders.
…
Goin hoam — u haz a niec nite — an a beddur day atwerk tomorrow!
10 yeers? Guud fer yoo tooz! Ai hoepz teh nexted 10 iz eben bettur! Heer – haz a nyce bottul ob pommy-granite mead…
(Mai hubbee adn Ai haz obur 16 yeerz into owr marridj…haz nawt bean bow-ring!)
=^..^=
Ai jus notissd ur CHRG!! Beriberi … um … sikyoor, yesh, dats it … beri sikyoor ob yu!
… beddur den warmin mah noms in ur butt, kitteh.
Warm butt is good
Cat hair in food… not so much, thanks
Kitteh habin uh butt roast perhaps?
…oar slow-cuukded butt steak, mebbe….
=^..^=
Too tooooooooo funneh!
It luks liek a caes of teh kitteh cawling teh pawt blak…
YUMMY! BARBEQUED FURRY KITTEH BUTT! Finest nom eber! *giggle* *snort*
ahm a-goin’ hoam nao, been here 20 hours, ahm tahrd. beddy beddy tahrd.
Has the gud sleepees! Ai wishin yu a relaksin recubberee!
♪♫ ♪♫ Who put the lolcat in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder? ♪♫ ♪♫
Ai put on crok pot b4 ai goes to work….
Da potatoes, da carrots, da ovver vegtibles. Sum stock an da herbz.
Wen ai comz hoem frum teh werkin all daes I habs gud foods and warm yumz.
But ketteh stoow? Pleh. Too much furry bitz.
Ai lubs mai crokpot – ai cawls it ‘Mom’. Wen ai cums hoem at teh end ob a bizzeebizzee dae, ai cawls, ‘Ohai, Mom, ai’m hoem!’ an seh has mai dinnur der foar mii.
A cat with a New England accent!
He looks just like my kitteh. Maybe Fredward shud model heh
woot! FP! sorre to heers some has siks. Juz dont trai chikin soop maed in da kittehbuttified cooka. nawt test gud.
Iron Shefcat has much prides.
OMG I HATE LOLCATS THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY