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Ware’s teh reel kitteh?
not onleh a ty – butt (he he) a free way GMTA!!!
…and which are Memorex
con cat ulations, annipuss top 0 da heep, adn nennepus, adn maus . Could I offer you fresh from da shack Maplol Sirrup on pan kaeks? Adn freshly maed cafe frum da d’0minican replolbic (iz organic, just arribed Sat. adn ground dish moaning)(teh coffees not da maplol Sir Up)?
Dat sownds berry taystee, thx!
hmm – is deer supposed tu be a kitteh deer? a reel wun???
yes, I think they foto shopp’d it in; if you look carefully, you will see the fuzz on the smaller kitties dusnt matching the fuzz on da larger, out 0 prop0rshun cat.
Mai, wut gud eyez yu hab! It almost luks lyk dey tried to ’shop’ in a reel kitteh!
nawt jest annywun kan rekognize da fotoshoppings. techs speshul skills.
*tongue frimlee planted in cheekinesses*
Um, hooz cheek iz dat?
da cheekinesses be mine, 0 course.
Odeer, den hooz tongue iz dat?
Iz CATmoflajh
Where’s teh kitteh?
Awlmoast a trippul GMTA!
A three-way GMTA braid! Wowsers!
And a three-way GMTA GMTA comment flurry. Anni and Nenne, we is REALLY Mind Meltered today…
Aim honnurd! Mind meltid wif De Maus!!!
Nawt shore iffn dat iz gud oar bad!
Are yu purrformin dose mind meldz awn eberreewun?
Nope. Dey has been spontaineeyus lately. Mebbe I is contayjus…
Fasten ating.
Don step on kitteh!
which one is named Mat?
or Art?
Art’s da one climbing da walls. Izza poster kitteh sitting inna chair wif whiskahs blooooooown way back. Catption sez:
“is it real or is it Meowmerex?”
me and my shaaaaadows!
Hey Leeza! Didja see the skwirrl-and-puppies pic on LolDogs?
yesh, catslave found me out yesturday!
I was just trying to get in a little nap…
aww, awl curled up in littlol bawl.
No problolem wif ewe takina nap Leeza. I take lawts ub dem… Just wundering what ewe wuz doin wif the puppehs…
{{{ Leeza}}}
um, we is just frends!! honest!!!!
A brayde! Congratyewmalashuns tu awl! Dansees an drinkees awl rownd?
Ooh – yes please!!!
*picks up a colorful feadder*
*dans dans dans hop hop dans dans hop*
*Jazz paws!!!*
Fankies!
**Danses wif Nennepus**
**Dans dans dans hop hop hop**
Dat wuz fun! Letz hab drinkees noa! Wut yu lyke?
Aifink Meemosas wud be purrfekt aftur such a dansing sesshun!
Meemosas awl rownd! **poor poor poor bubblol bubblol bubblol**
Iz tudai teh beeg dubblol pardee day?
it is – on de nekst LOL!
Wif a choyse ob Ice an Junglol
*pondurrs – wussent deer supposed tu be three partees???*
ooh – meemosas! *slurp*
Ai wanna attinned boff pardeez! Ai putted a kwik reeleez awn mai eyeskates so ai kin go bak an forf!
Yiss, wen we get 2 warm in teh junglol, we kan hop ober 2 teh iis wun!
Deir rite – Et iz kulir down heer!
Wundir wot deir awl kulin at……….?
o.O Adn wot hapint tu deir faises?!?!?!?!
BC and himz minions
OHAI everywun!
Don’t forget teh partee! On teh next lol, for Prysma’s birfday!!
I has a kinda bizzy atwerks today, so I will try to make sure teh skwirrls keep things going if I cannot stay for verra long.
BUT BUT BUT there will be ice skating, and teh skulpture competishin, and of corse birfday caek and singing as always!!!
Plz to come wish our favrite vet asst in traning teh bestest of birfdays!!!
Didja sea mai eyeskates? Ai putted seakwins an ribbunz awn dem! An a kwik reeleese button in kayse ai hab tu leeb tu go tu, um, anodder place, furr a wyle.
oh, lyke teh partee for Leeza in teh Nawty Barn???
Nononono, teh junglol partee!!
Nawty Barn!
Junglol!!!!
Wabbit Season!
Duck Seezun!!!
Teh wun fur yu an kim.
*luks arown*
*nawt sees enny kiwis*
Ohnoes, we missing a gest uv onnur!
Basement Cat iz hangin owt wif hiz frenz at teh beech.
*drags in large box*
*hops awn top uv box an luks arownd*
Skyooz me!!! Ai can haz yur tenshuns, plz ebreewun???
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Yu awl be inbited tu a birfday partee tuday fur tessm an kimkiwi, tuday awn teh 6am cheeztime lol.
This being a Junglol Theem partee.
Teh YNGs will be painted lyk teh junglol aminlols.
Teh noms will inclood ekzotic junglol froots.
Teh aria will be filld wif teh green an flowring junglol plants, tu fill teh air wif wunnerful sents an create teh tropiclol am-bee-anse.
Teh greenrees will be hoam tu menny parrots an uvver britelee-culured junglol birds tu fill teh air wif birdsongs.
Note: tehre will be a grove uv cocomonut trees fur teh enjoymint uv teh birds, but it will be thorlee fensed fur teh safetee uv uvvers.
There will be a othentic simyulayshun uv Angel Falls, teh ohaiest in teh whirrld, fur teh funangaems, swimming, et setra.
There will be lolefants!!!
Fur yur amyoosmint we will having teh jenuine replica uv a Lost Citee (in it yu may find menny fings yu haz lost!) tu eksplore!!!!!
Plz tu be waring teh apropreeate atyre fur teh Junglol Theem!
Ebreewun whu be ennywun will be there! Am yu ennywun? Tehn yu need tu be there tu wish teh happiest uv birfdays tu owr beluvvid kimwiki an tessm, an sillybrate wif us!!!!!!
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*hops awf teh box, crawls intu it, an curls up fur a nap wif tail ober nose*
“”Teh YNGs will be painted lyk teh junglol aminlols.”"”
Iffen yu needz INEE help at awl wif dat paintin jawb, yu jist kawl me! Azza maddur ov fact, ai will jist wayte rite here an watsh, an if yu need halp ai will be rite here. Yu hazza spare drool rag arownd here?
**handz PH a ShamWow**
Fankz rhsb! Hao yu todai? Yu going tu teh pardees?
I kin come to partee foar liddlol whiel, but nawt berry long. Stoopy werks nawt unnerstand my pryoriteez.
Mai stoopy wurk iz lyk dat tu! Wun dai aiz gonna tell dem tu tayke dis jawb an shub it!
Ai nawt haz tu wurk tudai. Jus haz tu shuvlol awl teh snoes.
*Hopz on box.
*jumpingz up adn downz!!
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Hay!!!
*jumpingz up adn downz!!
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PK!!
*jumpingz up adn downz!!
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U in dere?!?!?
*jumpingz up adn downz!!
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Iz dere ruum fur mii?!?!?1
*jumpingz up adn downz!!
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Wut u duuing in dere??!?!?!
*jumpingz up adn downz!!
*stikks paw owt hole in box*
*batbatbat*
*batbatbat*
Oh hai!!
*hooks paw arown tail an drags it intu box tu batnombat*
**luks up**
Gud
**luks down**
moarnin
**luks up**
cween!
**luks down**
Yu
**luks up**
hab
**luks down**
jumpun beenz
**luks up**
fur brekfust?
**luks down**
OMG i want this rug! anyone know where to find it?? (minus the black 3D cat)
i haz searched da webs an cannawt finded it enniwhere. i luked fur it after i seen it awn da vote page. wuld go purrrfect in mine kitchen.
**Red comes draggin in**
I can has nap plz?
Iz ruum in mai box, if yu nawt mind teh jumping-up-an-daon on top.
Ohai AfriCat!! Yu coming tu teh partee in tu owrs??
Yesh plz… ifn yu wull foregib mee fur nawt weeshin yu a moas wundermouse burfday yet! Ai ees teh em-bareassed…
Pfft, it nawt matter! Iz awl gud!!! {{{{{AC}}}}}
Izzat yur gnu bebbeh in yur gnu abatar??
Noe, datz Tammy wen shee wus liddler wit teh beeeeg ears.
Will trai tu upload piks ov Smoky asap.
D’oh, ai furgetted fur a minnit teh bebben be grey, nawt callie-ko.
Ai lubs lil kittehs wif teh big eers!
An wud lub tu seeing Smoky!
As a breeder of Yorkshire Terriers and Dachshunds and owner of 3 pet boutiques I am very familiar with the world of dogs and puppies. But…that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate cats now and then. Very cute camo!
Ennywun else fink this luks a lot lyk adbertizing?
Iz dat a nyoo speeshiz uv u-noe-wat?
Come on guys! There’s cake in the break room!
Pleez tu halp! Ware iz teh cake room?!?!
ahem…. “break” room. *blush*
*hedbonks Fluffy an leeds her tu teh brake-teh-cake ruum*
Cake! Nom!!
Hai PK! Fangs fur teh showing mii! Jus tu maik sure awl mai cotun ballz iz still deir: Iz tessm an kimkiwi’s partee in bout an owr on teh moas resint lol? Adn wot bout ur & skwirlgirl’s partees? Ai iz bit confusid wif awl teh tyms adn plaisis….
All free partees be teh same time: awn teh nekst lol.
)
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Ai habing junglol partee fur kimkiwi an tessm.
Tessm an kimkiwi habing a Braveheart in teh Wild West etc etc partee fur leeza.
Leeza habing a winter carnibal-type partee fur me.
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(Ai gibs yu a hint, peeps whu be wurreed abowt teh “fiting”:
yufinkso that arranjmint just happined bai aksident?
LOLZ Prysma!!!!!
Fangs u PK! U halpt mii alot, aifinkso, adn ai reely preshiat et! Not sure iffin ai can maik teh partees, tho, but will reeeeeely trai!!! (Haz tu do stoopy monf-en fur wurk.) Iffin ai can go, ai fink ai’ll go assa bushii – iz beli vursatile, yet stailish! *lolz*
We wud be happehtayl fur yu tu making it, but wurk duz get in teh way sumtiems, an aifinkso ebreewun unnerstand.
{{{Fluffy}}}
Stop in an haz sum junglol froot, oar du sum ise-skaiting, oar ogul teh cowbois in kilts, if yu gets a few minnits.
Hav a break, hav a kit-kat!
Iz pawsibul… seems tu be commints periodiclee that be thinlee-disgized ads.
Cud be teh ebolushun uv a gnu kind, yep! *makes a noat tu TrollHunter tu begin a studee*
Hmmmm… cud bee, nawt teh nawt-sekkund appearance dat haz been reporteded ov dis parteekularr … beestee.
Not sure, but teh link iz defnitii adburtizing. Iz still cul tu c goggeh ppl likin teh kittehs, tho!
I doan fink sew.Nou ifn it meshuned where it wur adn hou 2 git in towch wif tehm taht wud bee adbertising. Butt tihs r ony gibing peep’s bakgrownd, aifinkso. Butt I cud bee wrawng… Haz bean noed 2 hapen… frum tyme 2 tyme…
Huvver ober teh blooness uv naem, PoC, tu see whair it goes.
yeps — nawt goes two herz profeel 00 it goes ta herz STORE!! onlee abertizin’ naught bee a cheeze frend
Iz Adbertisment for her webbsite !!1!!
Yep iz abrtizing. Ai cliked on da bloo nam an goed two a webtub for da groomin. Now what???????
Happi Birfday an all da partees, please to plae nyce.
Hai Bom!
*frenlii hedbonk*
How’s u?
{{{{BOM_MOMME}}}}}
Wheez sposed tu hug nearest cheezpeep, rite? Iz dat rule fur awl speeshees?
Ob corse we will! Tessm an leeza-teh-skwirrl an kimkiwi be mai gud frendz, an frendz wif eech uvver! Nawt tu wurry.
Iz nawt much can be dun, aifinkso, iz just gud fur ebreewun tu be awair uv what be going awn.
Ohai p-k! did sumfin happin tew Eva’s blog? ai klikked awn ur bloo naim tew see iffen deres anee updaits an it goez tew a skreen invitin meh tew start a blog nawt tew teh Eva piks an bideo?
WHAT?
OMCC, that’s the THIRD time… the host was supposed to make sure it did NOT happen again.
*growls, ears flat and tail lashing*
I’ll be done class soon and will see if I can fix it from here. Seanya’s out for a couple of hours, but I’ll have him contact the host and tear strips off them, he’s good at telling someone they screwed up without sounding angry and irrational.
Will fix it ASAP.
And this had BETTER be the last time!!!
Thanks for pointing that out to me, I wouldn’t have noticed for another 6 or 7 hours.
eep! ur welkom butt (heehee) ai dint meen tew bee teh cauz uv shreddin an sordid mayhemz! taht iz a gud talent Seanya haz tehre, ai nawt gud at teh pashunse an diplomacee wen ai iz teh angree.
Iz fiksed… but ai want tu gno whai WP keeps reinstalling itself ober b2evo (teh blog software ai lyk) awl bai itself. This be intolrabul in a serbiss we PAYING fur.
Seany haz dun so menny support-tech an puter-customer-serbiss jobs he be gnoing ekzactlee what tu say tu make tehm jump and get fings dunned.
Nerrer myn teh kitteh – whare ken ai gits mee wun ob doze kitteh rugz?1! dat is teh ossum! i wan wun nao! gimme!
Ai can haz a hawt kawfee pls?
Ai can haz sum halp shuvloling pls? Ai had tu shuvlol foar 2 hours jus tu feed teh goggies. Still nwt found teh regular watur dish(dem is drinking frum teh mixing bowl now)
Ai had tu taek teh window out uf teh screen door to shvlol enuf tu get out uf teh haws.
O mai! taht duz nawt sownd gud. *pourz larg mug uv fresh hawt kawfee an wrapz Wrr inna floofy cheezfrends map blankie*
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Ai’d hep u shovel onlee…umm….erm….ai pulled a muskle in mai bak yesserdai. yep, tahts wat happened!
Gud greef! **gibs WRr a larj mug ov kawfee**
Kreem an/oar shugar? Liddlol nip onna side?
Yu come insyde an sit down an wrap up in dis warm blankee, an tayke awf dose wet close!
Hooo boy, WRr, here be heated blankie and hot choklitt wif just a dash of cinnanom and hot pepper in it, to warm yu up. I also sends you makjiklol self-shoveling snow shubbel, that autmatically sends teh excess snows to drought areas where peeps wants the extry precip.
{{{{West River rat}}}}
Teh kitteh rug! DO WANT!
Cat-mo-flage. Iza wunder nobodi saided dat wun.
OOoooOOooh!! i kneads that rug for mah kichin! for to haev moar cat-mo-flage opertoonitees.
noe ware 2 bi it?