Comments on: Sorry – didn’t mean

By: ceilingcat001

ceilingcat001 — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 21:07:26 +0000

any one else notice the floating transparent face looking straight at the cat on the floor on the top right corner of the screen door?

By: moopalaboopala

moopalaboopala — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:05:27 +0000

mom, call the priest, huey’s levetating again XD

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:54:15 +0000

snicker! Wii haz coqwbois heer.

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:20:44 +0000

Look at the border around the cat. How is the cat holding on up there? This is so clearly a fake!

By: ChzCakeKitteh

ChzCakeKitteh — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:00:46 +0000

Klapping during a murder seen in a movee
Laffin at a weddin
Moovin furnitur een front ob doorz
Nawt usin correkt silvrwear
O…

By: ChzCakeKitteh

ChzCakeKitteh — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:56:36 +0000

cawl teh halp desk! kitteh swarms cauz much splortingz!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:52:23 +0000

Iz me on grown, hubbee up in da ayr. No matter hao noyzee I fink I beein, he still jumps awl skeered an stardled wen I goze whar he iz.

Sillee hubbee!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:19:21 +0000

Dat sownz abowt rite.

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:17:21 +0000

ok, sews iffn teh western is central and teh central is eastern den taht maeks the eastern in upper mongolia. rite?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:06:38 +0000

Sowwy, I iz runnin away frum hoam an u kinnawt go wif me.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:03:50 +0000

*in veri winey tone* Iiiii wwwwaaaaannnnaaaa goooo wwwiffff yyyuu i wanna bakayshun!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:58:43 +0000

Yah, teh divydin lien swigglols frew KY, TN an IN. I has map sumware but am too lazy to luuk foar it rite now.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:57:07 +0000

awl ai memmbr iz taht mai bruddr in nayshfil iz centrul…an aifink (or fwot) u wuz moastly nord uv him. Dum tymezoans!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:54:18 +0000

I leev awn Gud Fryday, an diz yeer, iz gonna be REELEE GUD Fryday!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:53:40 +0000

I find it moar effektib to cownt teh number of dayz till I go awn bakayshun – 9.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:52:40 +0000

Try wigglin yr eiebrows waaay up and then down. Do dis eleventy times an you will feel bettur. Rilly!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:50:27 +0000

Nope, I’m in Eastern.

Far Western KY iz in Central, but I’m in Central KY, which is Eastern.

Confyoozin enuff foar ya?

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:48:25 +0000

ur in eestern tyme zoan? ai fwot u wer in sintrul!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:46:59 +0000

Iz been a berry lawng day, Duffy, an it has givven me teh grumpees.

I keep tryin to go to my “happy playse” but even dat nawt halpin.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:44:46 +0000

Yu is had ruff dae, rhsb? I’m still (*shhh*) at wurk.
Cant wate get hoam an remuve superfloous clothin iteums.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:42:26 +0000

I finks yur rite – as I luks closer, I sees teh littul toe-talons clingin on.
I feels bettur.
Okeh, white Burmuda pants dood, go help the Meezer down.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:37:14 +0000

**emptees teh bottlol of pre-mixded margajaritas in2 hur cup**

**kiks awf shoos, removes superfloous items of clothing, an puts feet up**

**sips margajareetas**

Aaaahhh…

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:34:48 +0000

hmm…. beddur wawtch owt foar teh saddlol hoarn…

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:34:17 +0000

yew doan liek spam??? ebberybuddee lieks spam!
but noebuddee eggspeks teh spannish inkwisishun!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:28:36 +0000

**Red comes in an collapses awn teh cowch – agin**

Ohai, guies.

Izzit too erlee to has drinkee? Iz 5:30 p.m. heer, so I wud gess nawt.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:16:01 +0000

It’s my guess that the cat just got a wild-hair and decided to climb the screen
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then had to think about how to get back down…….I have many holes in my back-porch screening from just this type of situation.
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the mosquitos love it.

By: hissy

hissy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:12:53 +0000

Lets go beet him up.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:06:53 +0000

but I don’t like spam……

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:42:43 +0000

Oh, an dat pale dood in teh wite Bermyoodas has better not THROWED teh meezer up dat hie, or he will go strait to h-e-dubbul hokky stiks. Hmph.

By: belllie

belllie — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:41:21 +0000

cowbois in kilts tew?

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:36:29 +0000

:snerk: shadow will dew dat tew. She seems tew forgit aye am dere, so when I move, she jumps and lands wif her legs splayed.

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:36:21 +0000

Horking up hayrballs
Insyting riots
Jumping WAAAYYY up in de ayr

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:35:12 +0000

Hurlin teh brekkie
Ickee stuf up
Jewcee fingrs nommed
K…

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:35:04 +0000

*jd is swarmed by kittehs from all ober*

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:26:51 +0000

Ending sentisis wif a rong tipe ob werd
Foo Fiting
Gakking up grass

By: Johnnyface

Johnnyface — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:24:10 +0000

It wuzn’t yoo. It wuz teh ghostyhed orbs that scaredy meh…

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:22:26 +0000

POPCAT!!!!

(Ah lurves to maek mah Simon go popcat – he can be wawkin by my feet under a comfitor, an I twitcsh mah toe and – * boiiiing!!* Popcat!)
(Den I laffs an he pretenz it dint happun.)

By: jd

jd — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:14:40 +0000

Howeber, der wur varius stages in between. Deez inkluwd:
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Attaking teh walls
Barfing on shoes
Cutting up noozpaper
Dialing fyremins adn firewimmins
…

By: jd

jd — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:13:23 +0000

*pours owt a bag ob catnip-smothered chokklit-cobered expresso beans*
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(Dey mayk a speshul chokklit for kittehs adn goggies, so it’s ok.)

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:13:04 +0000

spamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspam
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

By: jd

jd — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:11:35 +0000

A horde ob Monty Python Vikings barges in…
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“Shop shop shop shop, Shop shop shop shop, wonderful shop, photo shop, wonderful shop, wonderful shop!”
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They then run off and buy spam.

By: baw

baw — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:08:34 +0000

Ever heard the expression, “As nervous as a cat.”?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:05:47 +0000

in teh final stages uv the asperiment the subjeckt became
erratick
violent
and verrree funneeh to watch…
and den, teh subjeckt wuz ded.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:56:42 +0000

why? *twitch* ai hasn’t *twitch* had tew much *twitch* catfeene!
*runs round and round and round*
*twitch**twitch**twitch*

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:56:37 +0000

*ahem*
ai ment tew dew taht.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:53:47 +0000

an teh cowbois! doan furgit teh cowbois!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:49:08 +0000

Ai muz kut bak on de kawfee, aifinkso!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:40:21 +0000

Oahi kitsuerina, it is frum moovy wif Woody HairLson adn Wesley Snipes cawled “White Men Can’t Jump”

By: ichcminiburger

ichcminiburger — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:37:52 +0000

Wow! thats a big jump!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:35:53 +0000

Nose silly billy iz da wite MENZ that nawt bea jumpin — weel dey be jumpin – jest nawt berry hi