Sorry – didn’t mean to startle you.
iz ok. i wuz tryin 2 git awai frum teh mowsie.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Cyberkedi
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Or mebbe it’s “Death from Above”…
My Gran’Kittehs likes that one…
A horde ob Monty Python Vikings barges in…
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“Shop shop shop shop, Shop shop shop shop, wonderful shop, photo shop, wonderful shop, wonderful shop!”
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They then run off and buy spam.
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Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
but I don’t like spam……
yew doan liek spam??? ebberybuddee lieks spam!
but noebuddee eggspeks teh spannish inkwisishun!
sed TheMaus.
itz a maus.
ooooooo lotsa peeps in da wiener’s cirkul:maus, calicocoa, valesa, rodney D & annipuss. con cat ulashuns!
mom, call the priest, huey’s levetating again XD
cc can fly!
u can come down now
Mebbe tihs is LCB. She is afeered of hites. We may need to get The People Catcher Thingy and rescur her!
or call teh fyremens! lots of tehm!
in kilts…
kilts awn fyremens awn ladders- oh my!
*swoons*
an teh cowbois! doan furgit teh cowbois!
cowbois in kilts tew?
hmm…. beddur wawtch owt foar teh saddlol hoarn…
snicker! Wii haz coqwbois heer.
nawt agen!
whu had the peepl catcher thingy last?
Ifink it wuz used tz catch Leeza when herz climed up onta too hi pilez ub matt tresses ta aboid a teeny pea onna florz …
Full moon tonight
But wile u aer up dere…..
Culd yoo kleen up those kupple uv reely hi cobwebs I kin never reech?
KthxfreekleeningserviceFTW!
need a towl?
houston, we have lift off
Looks like CatAsTrophy
jumpin’ Jehoshacat!
Who, me? Aiz nawt startled …
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Aiz … um …. doin jumpin praktiss.
k…kuz ai wantz to be in the lolympicks neckst yeer. ime going fore a noo rekord!
*ahem*
ai ment tew dew taht.
Dawn’t ewe peple nowe whit cats can’t jump?
so yer sayin dat the wite kat up bai teh seeling is a figmint uv mai imaginashun?
(ai thinx ai getz teh ref, but ai kant remember ware frum)
Nose — heem beez frum dat awfull plaic cawld “photo shoppin lans” Dat bea wut sum peeps sez sumtimez- eye dunnos y, den dey awl ways act awl pissy an hissy I dunno y dey doo dat neitherz …
Iz dat nawt rite? *tee hee* *tee hee* iz a funy I sed “photo shoped” *tee hee*
Oahi kitsuerina, it is frum moovy wif Woody HairLson adn Wesley Snipes cawled “White Men Can’t Jump”
Nose silly billy iz da wite MENZ that nawt bea jumpin — weel dey be jumpin – jest nawt berry hi
Wow! thats a big jump!
Ai muz kut bak on de kawfee, aifinkso!
why? *twitch* ai hasn’t *twitch* had tew much *twitch* catfeene!
*runs round and round and round*
*twitch**twitch**twitch*
*pours owt a bag ob catnip-smothered chokklit-cobered expresso beans*
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(Dey mayk a speshul chokklit for kittehs adn goggies, so it’s ok.)
*jd is swarmed by kittehs from all ober*
cawl teh halp desk! kitteh swarms cauz much splortingz!!!
in teh final stages uv the asperiment the subjeckt became
erratick
violent
and verrree funneeh to watch…
and den, teh subjeckt wuz ded.
Howeber, der wur varius stages in between. Deez inkluwd:
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Attaking teh walls
Barfing on shoes
Cutting up noozpaper
Dialing fyremins adn firewimmins
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Ending sentisis wif a rong tipe ob werd
Foo Fiting
Gakking up grass
Hurlin teh brekkie
Ickee stuf up
Jewcee fingrs nommed
K…
Horking up hayrballs
Insyting riots
Jumping WAAAYYY up in de ayr
Klapping during a murder seen in a movee
Laffin at a weddin
Moovin furnitur een front ob doorz
Nawt usin correkt silvrwear
O…
Ever heard the expression, “As nervous as a cat.”?
POPCAT!!!!
(Ah lurves to maek mah Simon go popcat – he can be wawkin by my feet under a comfitor, an I twitcsh mah toe and – * boiiiing!!* Popcat!)
(Den I laffs an he pretenz it dint happun.)
:snerk: shadow will dew dat tew. She seems tew forgit aye am dere, so when I move, she jumps and lands wif her legs splayed.
It wuzn’t yoo. It wuz teh ghostyhed orbs that scaredy meh…
Oh, an dat pale dood in teh wite Bermyoodas has better not THROWED teh meezer up dat hie, or he will go strait to h-e-dubbul hokky stiks. Hmph.
Lets go beet him up.
It’s my guess that the cat just got a wild-hair and decided to climb the screen
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then had to think about how to get back down…….I have many holes in my back-porch screening from just this type of situation.
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the mosquitos love it.
I finks yur rite – as I luks closer, I sees teh littul toe-talons clingin on.
I feels bettur.
Okeh, white Burmuda pants dood, go help the Meezer down.
**Red comes in an collapses awn teh cowch – agin**
Ohai, guies.
Izzit too erlee to has drinkee? Iz 5:30 p.m. heer, so I wud gess nawt.
**emptees teh bottlol of pre-mixded margajaritas in2 hur cup**
**kiks awf shoos, removes superfloous items of clothing, an puts feet up**
**sips margajareetas**
Aaaahhh…
Yu is had ruff dae, rhsb? I’m still (*shhh*) at wurk.
Cant wate get hoam an remuve superfloous clothin iteums.
Iz been a berry lawng day, Duffy, an it has givven me teh grumpees.
I keep tryin to go to my “happy playse” but even dat nawt halpin.
Try wigglin yr eiebrows waaay up and then down. Do dis eleventy times an you will feel bettur. Rilly!
I find it moar effektib to cownt teh number of dayz till I go awn bakayshun – 9.
I leev awn Gud Fryday, an diz yeer, iz gonna be REELEE GUD Fryday!
*in veri winey tone* Iiiii wwwwaaaaannnnaaaa goooo wwwiffff yyyuu
i wanna bakayshun!
Sowwy, I iz runnin away frum hoam an u kinnawt go wif me.
ur in eestern tyme zoan? ai fwot u wer in sintrul!
Nope, I’m in Eastern.
Far Western KY iz in Central, but I’m in Central KY, which is Eastern.
Confyoozin enuff foar ya?
awl ai memmbr iz taht mai bruddr in nayshfil iz centrul…an aifink (or fwot) u wuz moastly nord uv him. Dum tymezoans!
Yah, teh divydin lien swigglols frew KY, TN an IN. I has map sumware but am too lazy to luuk foar it rite now.
ok, sews iffn teh western is central and teh central is eastern den taht maeks the eastern in upper mongolia. rite?
Dat sownz abowt rite.
Iz me on grown, hubbee up in da ayr. No matter hao noyzee I fink I beein, he still jumps awl skeered an stardled wen I goze whar he iz.
Sillee hubbee!
Look at the border around the cat. How is the cat holding on up there? This is so clearly a fake!
any one else notice the floating transparent face looking straight at the cat on the floor on the top right corner of the screen door?