Milk awlll gone
Milk awlll gone Cookie now?
i lerned 2 nawt drink milk nd eat mah cooky at teh same tiem.
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An den moar milk?
ooo! Yew is teh tawp all by yerself! Whut delicate tyming! Here, hav sum cukies and milk wif teh kitteh!
Fankies! Ai kin haz peanut butter cukies? *luuks hopeful*
Oohhh da pee nut budda ith sthuck onna ruuf ub mii mouf. I haffa doo ba tung frust likie fink an getit off!! Thwun thwun thwun — off ith sthill onna therez ..
* taeks off hat so teh peepz can see teh troll hares (bof uf dem) *
Aifinkso ai beddur sit heer tu halp teh peepz tu nawt splort.
*snerk*
*offurz Troll E Troll a peanut butter cukie*
U iz a publik service Troll!
It iz part uf mai communitee surbiss.
Catnip kitteh lykez CATNIP cookiez!!!
kukie anna smooch!
Itz ok — ai kin wayt wile u piks yur braynes up…
@@@@@ LOL!
Ai has a majur impressd. Wyl ai wuz strugglin wiff teh brayn freez, u nawt ownlee got a solo nawt-sekkund, but beet mai post wiff a follo-up. Boff ob wich ar bettur den myn. U is amayzin, NS!
Itz awl becuz ai haz werk ai iz sposta be doing — purrrcrastinatin iz so muchlee moar enjoyable.
But fankies, AngelPlume!
cleenup on isle five
better get teh wet vac, Charlie
SPLORT! Wif a wetness!
Milk gotsa has cookeez!
hurry befur ai spew teh meelk aberywear!!!
****** DIS IZ NAWT A DRILL *******
Plz to titen ur CHRGs, or 50’s style bavving caps, or wutebber type uv splort-protekshun u yoozes. Dis be a bery daynjerus bebbeh kitteh!!!
*puts awn 50’s style baffing kap wif plastic daiseys. admires self in da mirror* yesss i thynk da baffing kap wurks well wif da daiseys. thnx fur da advise
ooooooooooooooooooooo!
>fwump<
sigh
good fing ai has mai braynes held in plase like mai mutter’s girdle!
BEBBBEH!!! WANT!!
ZOMG
:::Splort:::
Hum. Luks down onna horrific splort. Mebbe cukies and milk nawt fix dis. I better call CCC emergency splort numbr rite nao!
Oh nose — 9 elebenty 9 elebenty Johnny be down …
Sweepie upz heem bwains wif a quikness, washee dem wif Sprite fur sum extra bubbolz … dwain well – nawt bee wantin heem to haf a sloshy bwain cabity .. putz da kleen bwainz bak in da hed cabity and position da hed bonez on swaite … rap inna ducky tape, wif da bunnehs onit.
Pat JF onna cheekie and rap heem inna sogtee blankee. Han heema cool dwinkee and sum choc o late …
Der – dat beddar?
Dis babbeh haz da SOOPER Cyootee … I hadz ta gwab elebenty glubs frum da nurse station furr extree CHRG protectamundo since I jest splorted on da lastest LOL … nawt wantin to mak a mess in da hoarse spittol agin …
OMCC!!!!
SSPPPPLLLOOOOORRRTTTT!!!!
hits redial on fone. oh deer, oh deer
Oh nose — 9 elebenty 9 elebenty Red be down and shee spillz red gushi bwain awl ober da place!!!…
Sweepie upz heem bwains wif a quikness, soakie up da bwain jooce … washee da bwainz wif Red Kool-Aid (since dey be Red’s bwains) … dwain well – nawt bee wantin herz to haf a sloshy bwain cabity .. putz da kleen bwainz bak in da hed cabity and position da hed bonez on stwaite … rap inna ducky tape, wif da red flowerz onnit.
Pat RHSB onna cheekie and rap herz inna softee blankee. Han herz a kyool dwinkee and lots o choc o late …
Der – dat beddar?
Yes, iz mutch bedder. Fanks, Elsa_Mama.
I tryed to nawt splort awn teh last lol, but dis liddlol bebbeh wuz awl it tuuk to push me over teh edj.
I splorted onna last lol — dew I hadz on da xtwa CHRGs odderwize Idda bean down two!!
he hadz a cookee but he eated it?
such a sincere liddle fayse – and kitteh haz pinkiepinkie toepads and liddle pinkie nose….uhoh……….
ooohhh noooo!!!!
SSSSPPPPLLLLLOOOORRRRRTTTT!!!!
:peeces of CHRG go eberywhere:
kan’t hold awn ne longer – SSSPPLLLOOORTTTT!! *fawls awn floor nekst tew gammacat*
help help!!! nine elebenty nine elebenty!! Runs in wif potable CCC tu halp GC and UK. sweepi up da brains, an assorts dem best i can. put equal amount in each head. tapei up tapei up tapei up. Puts awn new extra strenght CHRG fur both. hands GC and UK a nyce hawt chockolit an puts dem awn da couch tu rest
FangQ 3kittymomma! maybee sum of uniquekitty’s braynes will help wif werk!
oh, gammacat – ai hope yu are nawt kountin awn help frum mai braynes!! dey be teh tyred frum werk tewdai and nawt enuff sleep last nite…ai wuz akshoally hoping yer braynes mite help MII!
Ooooh i hopes i gitted da brains in da rite playes, Iffin yu guys feel a little different da next few dais nawt tu worri yu’ll git used tu it. Oooh an heers da brain bones i forgitted tu put awn. We’ll deel wif dat layter
fanks fer teh help 3km!! ai’ll just put teh brayne bone sumwhere sayfe – prolly b splorting agin suun, noe sense putting bones bakk awn wen dey iz just gonna asplode awf agin!
sorrri bout da bones, i iz new at resquin an brain sweepin.
Odeer Odeer!
*scoopie up braynes, sort owt peeces of CHRG, den try tu sort hooz iz hooz**
**otay, deze are unique, dey go in dis pyle**
**otay, dese are gamma-y, dey go in dis pyle**
**carefullee rinse braynes wif sparklee waddur wif lyme scent**
**packee braynes bak intu approrpiey, apropryut, um, rite hedz**
**wrappee wrappee unique hed wif dukee taype wif unikorms onnit**
**wrappee wrappee gamma hed wif dukee taype wif gerayneeumz onnit**
**pull CHRG titlee obur unique hed**
**pull CHRG titlee obur gamma hed**
**grab handz ov boff bictums and leed dem tu cowchiz, gibs eech softee blankee an warm drinkee, wif trayz ov sordid chokklit possims, aardbarkz an andeeturs**
Nao, yu boff stay here till yu feel beddur!
**collapsis inna heep**
*hands parrothed sum sordid choklits*
grate reskew PH!
**Nom Nom Nom chokklit aardbark** Fanks gamacat, ai nebbur did a dubblol reskyew beefoar! Aiz glad yur otay!
wut bea sordid choklits? Da kind u hafta eet in da NB?
Taht’s wut I wunderd for a lawng tiem. Elsa. Den I reelizd dat sordid choklits are outta teh boks wif all diffrunt kinds in ut — as-sordid choklits! Iz a vairy gud word.
An tihs is a SPECIALLY cyute kitteh, best wun in daze. (pulling on extra baving cap)
ooo – PH, ai LUB teh dukee taype wif unikorns awn it!!!and fank q fer teh reskyoo! yew and 3km need tew reat naow tew, aifinksew!
i nawt now how tu reat.. iz it fun? Does it involve cocktails?
Rest an coctayls? Cownt mee in!
pinkee pinkee tow pads
dans dans dans
pinkee pinkee nozee
dans dans dans
pinkee pinkee eeeers
dans dans dans
dans
jazz paws!
Majur splort alert! WEEEEEURRRRR WEEEEEEURRRRR WEEEEEEURRRRR! Dis iz nawt a drill!
Isn’t there a rule that this level of :::SPLORT::: danger must be labeled appropriately?
It iz. Iffen yu luk, teh lol iz cobbered in splorted braynz.
oooh kitteh yu kan haz ennifing yuz wants!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohai, Plasticat!
I saw a pikshur of yoo!
Yoo be teh kyootie-pie!
yewr rayn plan fayled red hah
did yu haz a gub burfingdai wulfie?
yesh ai dead, an eat deednt rayn till sunday, eben tough red said shed send it
oooh gud. Mii an Red gitted da rayn awn Caturdai nite and sundais..soo maibii shii jinxed us?
maybeh
So mebbe my curses are bass-ackwerds?
Ifn dats teh cayse, den I hoap ware I goes foar bakayshun has relee bad uglee wevvers.
maybeh dey dew te opposite ub wat yew want wateber yew say
oooh nawt say dat! wii nawt knoe iffin thingiz ar bass akwards or nawt. Just haz gud tymes awn bakashion an meets hawt menz wif lots an lots uf munnies!
**litebulb momint**
Hay! Mebbe dis become teh “How Red Gotted Hur Groov Bak” trip!
U can haz mai snoes. Awl 14 inchus uf it. adn teh fortee mile windz tu.
NAWT WANT
Poor WRr, nobodee wants himz snows.
{{{WRr}}}
WANTS!!!!! Yesh, I wants!!! Tehn teh bills nawt kome!
U shur? Nawt eber stawped teh bills frum gettin here yet.
Naow dem iz closing teh rodes. No trabel onna innurstaet hiway.
Yas Frum Chamberlain tu Wyoming.
Holey Cwap!!
Sea? Ifn teh rodes r cloced tehn teh bylls nawt git froo!
hay, wayt – he onlee b firteen!!!
(yew noe ai just kidding, rhsb?!)
Yesh, I kno u kiddin.
I has dated younger guies befoar, but Plasticat iz WAY past my cutoff mark!
Curses, foyled agin!
Dis wuz supposed to go up a liddlol, in response to Wolfie’s commint.
ai nos hao tew foyl fings gud
Ai b? Fankee!
dat waz sposed tuu b mii……
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh viktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Viktim is rappt in floofee blankee wif space shipz on it,
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz Plasticat! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
oh, teh cuteness…eat iz too much….
*SPLORT*
:sweep brayns intew pyle
wash teh brayns
put brayns back intew craynium
replace craynyum pieces
lie down in splort recubbery ward
wrap up intew blankie:
:aplly chrg:
dawnt luk at eat wifout yewr protekshun
oh btw ai has a fur cut!!!
fank u fur fixin me, wolfie!
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an y u get a fur cut??? iz reely nawt taht lawng!!!
eat needed eat, eat wuz telling meh sew
wehn eat ticklol mai ears eat needs eat
yew finnuleh get mai emayo???
ai remebur waht eat wuz
ai know, ai know. eaz teh hole fing wiff bein a stuborn dutch-bluded wolfie, an how yew iz nawt matt, an taht wen eat iz buggin ur ears, eat iz tew lawng, period. yew alreedy tolded me awl taht. ai weel naawt eben tri 2 convince yew obberwize.
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an yesh, ai gotted ur emayo. ai has nawt seen taht wun b4! iz berry
!!!
yesh teh ohter matt teeked meh off an found graphite in hes skin, maybeh ai would dew taht iffen eat had rayned
wat he du taht teeked yew aff???
ai nawt sai, wuz unspeakable, and wuz an awl dai fing, an ai gut fed up, an ai stabbed heem
wuz funneh, he sad ai fink dat wulfie iz trying tew freaten meh,
den found graphiteean heez skeen
well, wateber eat wuz taht he deed, eat must haff ben purty bad fur yew 2 du taht. fur taht reesun, an teh fact taht yew wont tel me anieewai, ai du nawt eben WANT 2 know wat he deed.
no jus no dat he wuz on mai bad sied, an dat he had been most ub the dai
yew doesnt want tew no, but wateber yew dew ai would NEBER fink about stabbing yew wif graphite
an ai weel neber stab u wiff graphite either…unless u stab destini wiff graphite, in wich case ai wuld b forced 2 stab u bac, jus lyk eef u buried her, ai wuld bury u bac, an eff u….
♪♫evn awld nu york used tew beh new amsterdam♫♪
an if ai …. …. wat wuz teh wun tudai???
an merringer wood beet yew tew teh punch aifinkso
ooo, yew figured teh ♪♫ owt!
*claps paws fur wolfie*
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well, eef anibodiee iz goin 2 bury yew, iz gonna b me–ai called eat nawt-sekkund!
right ho, an ai steel nawt stab yew wif grafite eben if yew stab meh wif graphite becuz ai stab destini wif grafyte
>>> jus seein sumfing
well, nao taht ai fink bowt eat, merringer wuld probably keel yew nawt-sekkund…but AI weel bury yew nawt-sekkund!!!
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*humming 2 self*
ai steel haz songs stuck in mai hed frum dis mornin!!! ai keeps goin between “When I Survey the Wondrous Cross” an “The Old Rugged Cross” (yew playeded eat on ur mandolyn, sound soo purty!)
yeash ai steel has teh wondrous cross een myne
jus futher pruves taht…gmta!!!!
yesh eat dus, eas yew redy fur tumorow??
fur wat??????
deh repurt dat yew deednt get tew tewdai
ai jus haz 2 fynd a youtube bideo. ai weel luuk rite nao…brb!
rojer dat
otay, neber mynd. mai puter iz bein scaggy agin, nawt let me watch bideos.
*
*puts ears bac an hisses at puter fur bein sooo
jus ask mrs k tew let yew fynd wun in teh mourning, ai shur she let yew
*hits self on hed wiff paw*
y deed ai nawt fink ub taht? taht iz a berry gud idea!
eben teh brayn ded wulf has a gud idee sumtymes
♥
ai gess sew!
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ai haz 2 go in 4 minutes, dad haz nawt sed sumfing yet, butt he weel soon!!!
>>> rojer dat
brayn teh syze ub a planet…
an eben teh brayn ded wolfie iz funniee!
aniwais, ai haz 2 go an curl up in mai purty pynk kitteh kat bed. cya 2morrow, wolfie!
cya
onose, Kat iz down!
*scoopie up braynes**
**carefullee rinse braynes wif sparklee waddur wif lyme scent**
**packee braynes bak intu hed**
**wrappee wrappee Kat hed wif dukee taype wif purdee pink flours onnit** **pull CHRG titlee obur Kat’z hed**
**leeds bictum tu splort recubbery lownge, maykes innurducshuns, wrapz Kat in softee blankee. Gibs warm drinkee, passes trayz ov sordid chokklit possims, aardbarkz an andeeturs**
Stay here til yu feel beddur, Kat!
That was the cutest thing ive ever seen
Behbee Kitteh needz
2 lurnz 2 mikkz nibbillz ubz
Cookee wiff sipz ubz Milk
Mayks nommeeng mutch moar
deelisshuss andz nootrishshuss
4 Behbee Kitteh
Behbee Kitteh no
canz habz Napz wiffowtz nommee
Cookeez andz sweetz Milk
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws fur Jack*
…
U simplee ROK, Jack.
tihs be almoas as kyoot as bebbeh kitteh
>stands on offise chare an claps floofee paws<
clappity clappity
*Steel-belted triple layer CHRG: Check
*Ducttape, electrical tape, videotape, plumbers tape and auxilliary hydraulic press: check
STATUS: Splort narrowly averted, but skull integrity at less than five percent
**consult CCC operator for repairs***
*applies yet moar tayp to ur CHRG*
Addz teh T(roll)HRG jus tu be shur. U can nebber bee tu careful.
*adds some red tape from teh Warshington DC*
ai hates teh red tape… itz makes me nervuss and den ai do a bad jawb.
*puts blindfold on kitsunerina, then gives her Troll E Troll’s tax forms to prepare*
OOOoooooohh — ai lubs teh gnu abatar, LCB!!! Itz purrrrrrrfekt fur u, aifinkso!
Thx. It might be teh temporary. I rly identifies wif my hand-maded avatar.
wow, if taht red tape duznt prevent teh splorts, i dont kno wut wil. iz owr lastest hope.
I don’t know why, but this made me lol. OMG, the baybeeeee.
That is the kwutest lol I’vve sean yet! Awwww…! SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLOOOOORRRTTT!!!!!
Odeer, PrincessOfChaos iz down!
*scoopie up braynes**
**carefullee rinse braynes wif sparklee waddur wif limon scent**
**packee braynes bak intu hed cabbitee**
**wrappee wrappee dukee taype wif tiaraz onnit**
**pull CHRG titlee obur hed**
**replace kayotic princiss crown**
**leeds bictum tu cowch, innurduces tu odder recubberin bictums, gibs softee blankee an warm drinkee, passes trayz ov sordid chokklit possims, aardbarkz an andeeturs**
Nao, yu stay here till yu feel beddur!
Fankee, parrothead. U r beri gud Cheezfren. *sigh* *rubbies fayce on softee blankee* Wondermousely softee! *syps chokklit possims* Beri nommi. Fankee, parrothead. U r beri kynd.
OMCC, bak tu bak cyoot bebbehs!!
Her lyks being owt in teh libing ruum insted uv in her snug lil howse in teh bedruum.
And teh splortaje! *luks arownd, nao dun feeling disturbd an mopy* Oh, teh brayns ebreewhair!!! Teh hyooj manatee uv it awl!!!!!
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Speeking uv cyoot bebbehs… ai nawt shur what we gunna du abowt Eva pics an bideo tunyte. Her nawt lyk teh lites awn her, aifinkso her pupils nawt wurk berry well yet, so tu much ruum lytes an teh flash bof be bad. Ai nawt getted hoam until late, an ai sulked fur a whyle, so we loozed teh sunlite. (an ai NAWT gunna hurt her eyes tu get pics!)
Also, her has a crankee, coz her iz teething. Her nawt innerested in chuing awn cold fings, onlee awn us (nawt so gud, can debelop intu lyflong bad habit), her bedding (ditto), an teh nipple whyle she eeting (an she nawt can eet constintlee, altho her trais!).
Her duz lyk her playpen, tho! Iz set up wif heeting pad unner wun half an a dark towl canopy ober an a nest in teh middle awn wun side; uvver half be open. Her todduls in an owt depending wevver her want warm-an-dark, oar cooler-an-chekking-fings-owt.
Prysma-kitteh! I has been wundering. Eva iz yur tiny tiny bebbeh kitteh? I dun hav tiem to read awl commentz awn every fred, so I didna noe how you wuz doin wiv her. Im verry glad to heer.
Ohai, abbycat! Yes, Eva mai tu-weeks-n-wun-day bebbeh kittin.
Ai nawt catch awl teh commints, eever. Iz just tu much, sumtiems!
Iz pics n bideos uv Eva an updates an awl if yu clikkee mai blu name… can luk ennytime.
U duz whut iz bestest foar Eva. Wii nawt need teh pics. WANT dem yes, need dem no. Wii will liv wiffout fur a few dais. U can taek teh pics when teh sun be shinee.
Loki iz duing beddur?
Loki be duing much much bedder!
Him eeting 2 cans uv Fancee Feest per day split in 4 meels (wud purrfur bedder fud, but ai go wif what him eets) an sun hi-kwalitee drai fuds. Ai has a hyooj happeh him otay!
{{{{Loki}}}} {{{{PK}}}}}
Yay for Loki & Eva. Yay!
in fack, ifinkso wif all teh splortij going on arownd heer lately, mebbee iz bestest to be habbing a braek frum any more splortableness so taht tohse ob yoo hoo hadded brayns in teh furst place (not me, unforchunately, mine iz long-goned-away) kan getting tehm putted bak togevver.
Aw, hao cy…
*SPLOORT*
Mewdic!
Odeer, Kitteh_Kat_Celia! Aiz nawt a mewdic, jist in traynin! Butt ai try!
*scoopie up braynes**
**carefullee rinse braynes wif sparklee waddur wif limon scent**
**packee braynes bak intu hed cabbitee**
**wrappee wrappee dukee taype wif kittehz, awl named Celia, onnit**
**pull CHRG titlee obur hed**
**leeds bictum tu cowch, innurduces tu odder recubberin bictums, gibs softee blankee an warm drinkee, refillz an passes trayz ov sordid chokklit possims, aardbarkz an andeeturs**
Gettin crowdid heer in teh ole recubbery rum, aifinkso!
Nao, yu stay here till yu feel beddur!
O tank u, Parrothead!
AI jus dun understand why AI always splort when AI see that…
*splort* O TEH NOES!
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
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sweeping up deh KKC braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv eester eggz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee eester egg blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
Tank u, cweenie!
*hides under floofee blankee to nawt has another splort accident*
cweenie, wuld u stai wif me until AI heels?
I b heer.
*IRL i b watching House*
((Out of Cheez: I LOVES ME SOME HOUSE!!!))
*snugglies under floofy blankie and pokes head out to watch House wif
cweenie*
I lubz House, tu. But he not b berry splortashuz. gud fing tu. dehrez ben nuff splorting rownd heer tuday!
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Off tu bed. Nite peepz!!
{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}
oh no, mai cween!!
ai fink huw lawree berry splortalishhhuss!!
those bloo aies make me faint!!
Ai prowd ob u widdle kitteh – maibee u kan has a widdle cookie 4 ur widdle mouf.
ifnkso wun ob tohse cooooookie krsip cerials be just right!
and den a cheezburger?
cookie made ob cheezburgur?
oh that wood be very nice.
oh that wood be very nice.
splort
*slidez down fred tu jk2k
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Wheeeeee!!!! deh slidee pole b funz!!
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Sweeping up deh HM braynez…. sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet…. well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere. I think awl…. mebbeee most…. ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed.
*pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz*
tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
fank U so much! I feals much beda nows.
I not need all da brains anywas
mmmm chocolate
Sumwun pleez halp teh splorts down here! Aiz gotta go wok teh goggie, oar hur will splort frum anodder placye!
Oh noe!
SPLORT!!!!!
Annuzzer splort?!?!?!?
*slidez down fred tu lubscritters
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Wheeeeee!!!! deh slidee pole b funz!!
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Sweeping up deh splortified braynez…. sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed
*pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv zeebraz
* tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
Adn don’t peeking at deh pixor till u b awl bedder.
tank yew verry mutch.
chokklit martoonee just whut Dr Tinycat orderd.
dose biddy bebbeh bloo aiz an pinkee nozes getz me ebry tyme.
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!1!!!!
CHRG NAWT HOLDING!! DUCKY TAPE FAILURE IMMINENT!!!1!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO…….
*SPLORT* !!!1!!!
Holey cwap!!!! not annuzer splorting!!!
OMCC!!!
Dis kitty b dangeruz!!
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Hang on catslave!!! I haz tu restokify deh CCC!!! it b owt uv critiklol supple eyez!!!
*runz tu tybooteek bak door,
*dragging deh CCC.
Hay guize!! halp mii!!! deh CCC b habbing no CHRGz oar chokklit possumz oar blankeez!!!!
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*stawk deh supple eyz in dhe CCC.
*mutterz:
dat kitty can’t b DAT kewt!! running deh CCC owtta stawk!!
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*lukz at pixor.
OMCC!!! how preshus!! so kewt!!! Skweee!!!!
Must kuntaynez dey braynez!!!
Turn away!! don’t luk!!
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*peekz agin.
OH NOEZ!!! SSPPLLL…
Luk away!!!!!
Whew!!! dat wuz klose!!
*draggz CCC tu catslave.
*
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Sweeping up deh braynez….
sweeepee sweeepeee swwweeeeepeeeee.
tukking dem awl intu ur hed
adn putting deh braynbonez bak.
*pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv bunneez
* tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit awl snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee bunnee blankee. U b bedder soon. And no peeking at deh pixor!!!
* pours a big mug uf hawt chawklit arranges teh sordid chawklit aminlols onna plattur wif sum cookies adn sum PB&J sammiches*
Heer Cweenmj. U has a sit daown adn some noms. U needz teh brake frum awl teh splort recubberies. Nawt can haz U get sik or splorted.
* leedz teh Cween tu teh comfee hammuk, wraps hur in teh powdur bloo cheezpeep blankee *
ooooo fankeez Troll E Troll!!!
*snugglolz intu deh blankee and nomz deh PB&J sammij.
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Haz u survivinged deh snowz??
Wii just gotted rainz heer in Mizzery.
OMG watch out!!!!
Im going…..to
SNUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!
KYAAAAAAA!!!
*hands hana teh snorgle snorkle, for breavablness while herz face iz burried in teh floof*
OMG. Cuteness overload!
yesh, iz a very danjerus sit chew wayshun!
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps!
Nite-nite, MS! Sweet dreems!!!
NS, even…
Here Kitteh, Kitteh, Kitteh ……
neva splorted befoar.
now. is. teh. time.
oh no, heer yoo iz down at teh very bottom ob teh thred, all splorted owt. well, iz a long time sinse i wurked teh CCC, but i’ll do my best.
*sweeps up blonderengel’s brayns*
*rezists urge to keep a fyoo gud wurking bits for myslef*
*spritzes teh brayns off wif lemminy-fresh spritzer water*
*carefully paks brayns bak inside blenderengle’s hed*
*agin rezists teh urgje to keep a fyoo gud wurking bits for myself*
*tapes it all up wif kitteh-printed duck tape*
*fastens it up wif a bit ob LCB’s red tape, just to be safe*
*wraps blonderengel in a floofy blankie, gibs a cup of hot choklit an sum choklit possums for splort-heelage*
ah, a job well done, ifinkso.
thank you very much lunamommy!
i feel so much better now.
a bit wobby, still!
feels head, taptaptap…all good?
how do I look?
O.M.G.
THIS is the splort of the century.
This may very well be the most adorable, brain exploding picture ever, in the history of the internet.
*brain explodes*
oh noes kafleen! u iz OK? speek to mee!!!
*sweepity sweepity sweeps up teh braynes inna big ol’ pile*
*rinses awf braynes wiv SPARKLEE SHAMPAYNE*
*scoopity scoopity scoopz alla braynz bak inna crayneeum*
*pitty pat pat*
get in there! u awl fitted before!
*borrowz kitteh print duck taype*
*”borrowz” sum red taype frum LCB*
*taypeitee taypeitee taype*
OK, heer’s a floofymuss pink blankee an sum hot chocklit! awl better naow?
I hab bean watching lunamommy so I fink I noes whut too dew…
*sweeps up kafleen’s brayns*
*rezists urge to keep a fyoo gud wurking bits for myslef*
*spritzes teh brayns off wif lemminy-fresh spritzer water*
*carefully paks brayns bak inside kafleen’s hed*
*agin rezists teh urgje to keep a fyoo gud wurking bits for myself*
*tapes it all up wif kitteh-printed duck tape*
*fastens it up wif a bit ob LCB’s red tape, just to be safe*
*wraps kafleen in a floofy blankie, gibs a cup of hot choklit an sum choklit possums for splort-heelage*
I hope I dew’s a gud jawb…
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Major splort!
Wai haz a cukee wen u can haz a cheezburger?
Weeeooo! Wut a kewtee!!!
Oh noes! I haz tew Splort!
Oh, the ear fuzz
The teeny, tiny clawz!
~S-P-L-O-R-T~
Why dunnot tehy put warning labul on dis????
Hyooje bloo eies! Milkee fase! Pinkee nose!! Pinkee toes!!!
ARRGGH!!!
*splort*
too…cute…*KA-SPLORT*
Oh noes!
5 splorts not cleaned up yet!
Can I has help in here?
gets da CCC!
Ok pick up all da brains.
wash dem up w/ um warm sailine
tries to figure who’s is who’s.
Dis hard Y nobody puts there name on dees fings.
Ok think i gots it.
Puts da brains back in: barboid, Grantski, DR, Duffy, and acey75’s heads.
Der seemes to be plenty to go round.
Tapes der heds back togeder w/ yellow ducky tape.
tapes on new purlpe CHRG’s
Gibs dem each a big mug hot chocolate an a chocolare octopuss.
Hey guys pleas by ok I is new at dis.
Gets 5 floofy blankets.
puts dem all next to echother on beg poofy couch.
sows de can keeps echother company.
ok guys you was splorted for a long time so no looks at anyfing cute fo like a day or somfing ok
Thank u so much, HM
I be’s okay nao, thanks to u
Aw! That is the cutest kitten I’ve ever seen! It kind of looks like my late Peppie when he was a kitten. I miss you Peppie…
Afta cookie, another cookie plz? thnx
OH NOES!!!
::SPLORT::
Oh noes, anodder one!
dis kitteh is dangerous!
Well leas der only one dis time
Ok picks up all ob CK’s brains
washes dem up w/ warm saline
puts dem back in da head
does it matter if da’s in backwards i wonder?
Well I do mi best
tapes da head back togeder w/ yellow ducky tape
tapes on new purple CHRG
Gibs CK a big mug of hot chocolate an a chocloate octopuss
Dun worry u B ok soon
Here has a fluffy blanki an sit on da big poofy couch
an dun look at anyfing cute for a while ok
Oh noes, anodder one!
dis kitteh is dangerous!
Well leas der only one dis time
Ok picks up all ob CK’s brains
washes dem up w/ warm saline
puts dem back in da head
does it matter if da’s in backwards i wonder?
Well I do mi best
tapes da head back togeder w/ yellow ducky tape
tapes on new purple CHRG
Gibs CK a big mug of hot chocolate an a chocloate octopuss
Dun worry u B ok soon
Here has a fluffy blanki an sit on da big poofy couch
an dun look at anyfing cute for a while ok
Oh noes, anodder one!
dis kitteh is dangerous!
Well leas der only one dis time
Ok picks up all ob CK’s brains
washes dem up w/ warm saline
puts dem back in da head
does it matter if da’s in backwards i wonder?
Well I do mi best
tapes da head back togeder w/ yellow ducky tape
tapes on new purple CHRG
Gibs CK a big mug of hot chocolate an a chocloate octopuss
Dun worry u B ok soon
Here has a fluffy blanki an sit on da big poofy couch
an dun look at anyfing cute for a while ok
oh noes! tripple post
I not mene to do dat
sorry
it’s so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i maekz yu a deal – i gibz yu a thowzand cookies and dean moar milk, if yu gibs me a ickle cuddle. kthnx
thats such a cuuuute cat! aawwwwwww