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you can give a cat a fish, and he’ll eat for a day (pout) or you can teach a cat to fish, and he’ll sit in his boat pouting all day because nobody gave him another fish
akshully i wantz a cheezburger insted.
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*Maus and The Gang enter singing*
♫♪♫♪♫♪
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie dear Leeza-b (aka skwirrlgrrl), prysma-kitteh, tessm and kimkiwi…
Hippo birdie two ewes
♫♪♫♪♫♪
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL!!
Yah, wut ^ he sed!
*runs back upthred to schmoo Maus, rhsb and maryospockn*
{{{{Maus}}}}
nawt-sekkund off teh mark, as usual!
**schmoo’s teh skwirll**
Happitayle Erlee Birfday, my fren!
HApp Hapy tail burfday tew Skwirlie, Prysma Kimi and Tessm!!!!!!
* rumages around in trunk of hover sedan chare*
Ah heer we r!
Skwirllie, ah hoep u hav a verry happy day and that u enjoy dis pressie
*Hands Skwirlgrrl a cedarwood box*
C that nothing u c wen u open da box?
REach in. go a head!
Feel dat? okeh lift it out and shake it out and lay it over ur hed
C!!!!! its an invisibility net!! sew u can has protection and hide teh next tyme sumwun wants tew dangel u over a gorge!!
{{{{skwirrllie}}}}
Fur u Prysma i has a nyce silver box; inside u c the wafer thin cookies.
deese cookies am special cause wen u eat wun its a substitoot fur a good nights sleep! taeks teh pleh out of staying up awl nite feeding babies
{{{Prysma}}}}
Kimmi fur u i has a gold box. nsyde this box is a silvur chain wiff a heart shaped loket. Wen u open teh loket a tiny peice of cloth falls owt intew ur hand.
Close ur eyes and blow a kiss into teh wind. thats the spell that activates the cloth. See its growing larger by the second. now its a full sized silky robe !. i cant garentee u wont wake up under any cows in any feilds in da future, but dis will keep u frum being naked after any frisky adventures
{{{{{Kimmi}}}}
An fur u Tessm we has a jade box.
in side is a majik sphere. it plays any earwurm u cin think ov and will fallow ur enimies around singing untill tehy go completly mad!!! no wun will dare mess wiff u!
{{{{Tessm}}}}
Happy burfday everywun!!!
Love,
Princess Mu
oooOOOOOOOoOO!!!
fanks Princess!
this will come in verra handee, ifinkso!!
What a berry thotful gift, princess!!!
*taeks owt a wafer-cookie an nibbles awn it*
Yum, an tehy tasting gud, tu!
Fank yu! {{{{{princessmu}}}}}
oh mai! fankyoo Princess Mu! {{{PM}}}
*strolls off humming… sumfing… *
{{{{burfday girls}}}}
*whut sowns suspishuslee lyke “ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks”*
turn an faec the strange ch-ch-ch-chipmunks….
Oh, look out you rock n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks!
Wear? Iz it Alvin?
dont tell tehm tew gro up oar out ov it
ch-ch-ch-chimpmunks….
*fwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwip*
hear’z a hoemade burfdae caek- is majik n bekomes wottevevah flvah yu liek!
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i hope all da candulz don’t start a ffyre- we mite need
A fyrman oar two
Onlee two? Wut iz eberywun eles gonna do den?
Foargit teh cowbell, I finkso wii need MOAR FYREMENZ!
At leest wun eech!
Ohai, Anni!
Didyoo wipe ur hawt choklit/whippy creem mustash awf?
Ai likked it awf!
Too, pls, foar mii – ai yooshlee borks the nawt-sekkund wun, sawree.
**hangs hed in shaem**
**an sews nawt ebreewun cees hur litol sekrit smyol tu hursefl**
Happee Burfdaes tu awl the Burfday V.I.P.s!!
Ai nawt has ur presints reddee yet, ai still wurkin awn dem, sry. Ai had a beeg bizzee wif a EcoFest sho awn Sundae, an yistidee ai eetid a lawt ob ‘Kreem ob Eksosschun” soop, an jus staerd weeklee aft intu teh distins. Butt (*!*) ai puttin teh finishin tuches awn ur presints, an bees bak latur.
Fanks, nicewitch! {{{nicewitch}}}
Yu haz teh reesun tu has teh tyred, it sownds lyk!!!
Howza doo you bork a fyremenz? Iz it funz? Furr you? howz aboot fur da fyremenz? Heem haz da fun well gettin borked?
Beriberi kerflee, an yubetcha izza lawt ob funs foar mii AN teh fyremenz. Yu kin tel frum teh beeg smyol awn hims (yooshlee nawt-konshus) faes. Kors, ebreewun gots der own tekneeks foar teh borking …..
Big Seltzerspritzer botlol adn maor
Candulz, cuss haf 0 dem
Done dissapeared sumwears :l
E…
Erg o Nom ick kitteh
Fud bowls to give az burfdae
Gifts,
H…
happy burday banners
illicit an sorid choklits
jucy choklit covered straweries
K…
Karmel Kameleons
Lucy’s Choklitz from da conveyor belt
Marshmallow Peeps
N…
Nougat Mauses
Opossumz, chonklit
Peas, sweet
Quincez
Raspburries, fresh
Strawberries , chonklit cubber’d frum princess mu
Tea, Earl Gray, hot
Ululating conga rats
Vulcan ear party hats
Walking catfish
X…
Xsellint Time bai awl
Yodeling Yax
Zooming Zebras
luuk down just a bit
last tyme ai sed, “yello caek?” ai gotted stampeded…
but whar r mai mannerz? fankyoo fankyoo MaryO!
de nada, tessm. itz a lil messy, but haz dat Nommade taste
Happeh birfday yous guyz!
::schmoo::
Schmoo! an a noo abatar! is teh kyoot!
fanks
MAUS IZZA COPY KITTEH!
an idda fought he wuz a copi maus!
LCB takes the stage, accompanied by Mick, lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig, all clad in collarless suits and moptop wigs. Our unsound sound engineer, Guinness Piggeh, assures us that teh odd “pfft!” noise at the end of every verse is purely accidental and not at all editorial.
SKWIRRL
(wif aplologies to teh Beatlols)
Click my bloo name to sing along
Is there anybuddy going to lissen 2 my story
All about teh skwirrl who came to play
She’s teh kine of skwirll u lubs so much
U throw a soirée
To commemorate her natal day
Ah, Skwirrl *pfft!* Swirrl
When I think of all teh times Maus has tried to debrief her
She just turns her tail and runs away
Then she brandishes a seltzer gun
And pulls teh trigger
Man, wif deadly aim that skwirrl can spray!
Ah, Skwirrl *pfft!* Swirrl
She’s teh kine of skwirrl who lifts u up
When u fall down, or in teh pool
Serves up yummy whippy cream
She’s a star of this Cheezfren meme
She’s cool, lol, lol, lol
Skwirrl *pfft!* Swirrl Swirrl
She campaigns hard to ensure
That no one noms the rodints
Ever stylin’ in her FRUs
Now it’s time to nom some caek
And give teh skwirrl her presents
Then line up and give her birfday smoos
Ah, Skwirrl *pfft!* Swirrl
Ohmai! LCB haz stolen teh show!
but wait!
*Pipe and drum band marches slooowly up JCH4K Boulevard*
OMCC! Is teh pipe and drum band uv teh SEATTLOL FYRE DEPARTMINT!!
TWENNY FOAR FYREMENZ IN KILTZ!!
*they play Flour uv Norf Carolinuh as ebberywun faynts*
**SWOON**
*gentlee picks up red adn puts her on de swoonin couch*
*ahem*
its occupado!!!
*faints*
wayke up! wayke up! u duzzint want to miss ur parade!!!
we has arranged foar a WINDSTORM in a fyoo minnits!
I’m awake I’m awake!
(boss’s opinion to teh contrary)
*runs aftur teh leed lolefant*
Yu stop that! Teh fyremans nawt gunna fink it funneh if yu steel hims kilt! Bad lolefant!
gud lolefant!
* teh wind beginz to blow *
* oddly enuf, it seems to be blowing verticallee *
oh mai, cheezland is teh majiklol playse!
happy burfdae, Leeza!
oh, um, erm, fanks Ifinkso!
*twitches a littlol bit*
heer, haz a martoonie!
(myne is shampagne frum downthred.)
*klink*
Ezee, breeze, beyootiful….
Nawt Cover firemenz!
*lolefants in culurful harnessis follo teh band, wif YNGs awn tehir backs, awl painted tu luk lyk sordid ekzotic junglol aminlols*
*teh YNGs fro teh tropiclol flowrs tu enny peeps still abul tu catching tehm*
* behinz teh lolefants comes teh cowbois onna horsies, dooing rope triks *
Denim an cowboi hats?
**passes owt cold at teh thot/site**
KER-THUNK!
*cowboi throws rope expertlee, falls gentlee rite arouwnd rhsb’s wrist*
*tug, tug tug*
*Rides in on his horse Bodice Ripper*
Thanks, little lady. I’ll take over from here.
*Picks up rhsb and puts her in his saddle*
C’mon, BR. Let’s ride off into the sunset…
HAY!
it’s MY birfday isn’t it???
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red, u knows this effectively and compleetly cancels owt my debt on ur YNG, rite??
I’ll fink abowt it, swirrl!
Come awn, Earf, letz get teh hek outta Dodj!
I’m just taking it outside because on of teh birfday candlols has blowed out.
*hastily rites IOUs to tessm and kimkiwi for songs because teh songriters at LCB Records is a little overbooked at teh moment*
that wun duz tayke teh cayke, aifinkso!
{{{{LCB}}}}
skweee!!!LCB!!! i love ur new abitar! i saw the pics and stories awn da Cryer. Did u naem hur yet? I liek basteel… thats my vote
O hai, PM! Her name is now Zoe but Bastille is her second name. Click my bloo name then click on teh Catz gallery to see moar pics of teh n00b!
Ai see taht!
Gib it bak!
Oh, nebbermind, iz berry awsum song.
We’ll has to dance teh “Hed-Splortation” one time in ur onner, PK!
(psst, ai LUBS teh gnu abatar!)
clapityclapityclapityclapity!
HAPPITAYL BIRFDAI TEW LEEZA teh skwirrlgrrl, TESSM, PRYSMA-KITTEH AN KIMKIWI!!!
oh, fankyoo!
Happi birfdai Leeza
Happi birfdai Prysma-kitteh
Happi birfdai Tesm
Happi birfdai Kimkiwi
Hoep u awl hab/had teh hpaappiest birfdai an mennee moar 2 follo.
fankyoo Anni! ahem, yesh, ai haz a cupple moar dayz beefoar ai haz to practiss sayin ai iz ffffffffoo… fffoooorr… NO!
fortunate tu haz awsum frenz?
ah yesh, taht is whut ai was trying to say… aifinkso…
U aer a yungling 2 me! Mai sunn iz goin 2 be dat aij neckst yeer!
*runs in all owt of breths, late as ushual*
omcc!
*blushes fyooriussly*
aw fanks y’all! ♥
*schmoos everyone, even Mick*
LBC izza teh poetical poetess of teh uniberse! wut a berry nise poem fur teh swirlee girlee!
toona! MUST HAB TOONA!
Thatz whut I just had for lonsch!
*luks at sad kitten in pikshor, feels bad for kitteh, offers kitteh a nom I sayvinged frum mah beeg kahuna toona ciabatta torpedo sammich*
*luks upandownthred* Yay, a partay! Hooray for teh burthday peeps! In yor honor I has brot an anchunt chest of pirate coins, gold dubbloons, and fancee gems.
*opens chest, everything sparklols and shynes*
Burthday peeps, plz to halp yorselves! *tosses gold dubbloons and gems in teh ayr*
ooooh yay, shinee fings!!
*catches best wuns*
*tosses moar into ayr* I finks we has plenty – enuff for awl teh cheez-peeps to has at leest wun gem or dimund or dubbloon!
oooo!
*has a sudden thot*
um, dis isn’t liek the mardeegrah beeds, issit??
*drops dubloons*
Nope! Nuthing is rekwired on yor part. Enjoy!
‘Allo mon petit possums! I am ze chef at NOM, an I have made ze most festive buffet for ze parti. Zere is ze quiches, ze soupes, ze salades, ze SHRIMPS, ov course, ze soufflés, ze gateaus wis ince cream, and many ozzer wonderful things to eat. Bon Appetit!
ah, mairsee bow-coo, Sue Chef! (lol!) luuks verree nom nom nommy!
Pleez tu noticee da berri hugh-mongus tabel jess tu da left of da Noms Buffet.
After U amnounsez da birfdae gifs, please to put onna tabel for ovver peeps to admyre. Pleez to maek shur da cardz iz onna giftee securly sew as to nawt mix up.
Awl teh chokklit can be puttid in wun pyle, an nawt tu wurry bowt teh cards, ai will *ahem* maek shur it be taken caer uv.
well, gud fing we duzzint has to wurree abowt that.
*brings in cart wif a masive of shampagyens bottlols on it. 21 ov dem in a row. At a signal, they blow thayr corks one efter anuvver wif a bangbangbang.*
Happy birfdai, leeza-b, prysma-kitteh, tessm, and kimkiwi!!!!!
Champagnes for ebberywun!
oh mai favorit!! haow did u noes??
(ai haz a bottlol inna fridge alreddee IRL!)
{{{booklion}}}
{{{{{tessm}}}}}
{{{PK}}} {{{SG}}} {{{kim}}} {{{tessm}}}.
Here iz mi prezzees. Is a plane wooden frame, wif da picture dat BF made. Ifnn U lukz long nuff, da pictur changes an U sea all Ur hart bebbehs an hart humoons. Iz da foborite picture/memory u haz of dem.
Mae dey brings U joi when U luks at dem.
oooooohhhhh…. is wundermuss….
*stares at pikshur*
*sniffles just a liddul*
{{{bom momme}}} fankyoo!
Ohhh, BOM, iz lubleee!!!!! Fank yu! {{{{{BOM}}}}}
Yay, sham paynes!!! an a 21 bottlol-saloot… ai lyk this much bedderer tehn guns!!!
I jest hopes teh noyse didn’t skare teh kittehs!
*pours out glasses ov bubblies*
there is plenty moar, and this iz the gud stuff, so no hangyobers.
Yea! A 21 bottol salute!
ooolala- da shwimps And da lolfronsch!!
*concentraets*
must controle sef, must control sef, must controle sef…
let da burfdae peeps go teh furst
must controle sef, must control sef, must controle sef…
*tossis a shwimp in teh air in sweetpea’s genral direkshun*
*fwip!!!*
cat chez da shwImp in midair
Ah! Mlle Pea! I have ze very special dessert for vous! Voila! Les Pralines!
NOM! i lubz da prahleenz! fangs!!
Him wud liek to catsh fish, but him wud haz to get hiz pause wet
hmm… wut shud ai pout for tuday…
toona?? halibut??? catfish??
Sum kittehs jes powt foar teh halibut ebery day.
hao troo hao troo!!!
@@@@@! gud wun! *heddesk*
You are giving me ze haddock…
U egg-speck uz to CODDL yoo?
*faycepaw*
oh noes! iz nawt teh thyme oar the plaice!
ain’t it teh trout(h)!
Hppy bthtuthday Skwirrlegirl!
oops! And prysma-kitteh, tessm and kimkiwi!
fankyoo! {{kvnsgrrl}} did u get sum caek?
oh, winnie the pooh ref FTW!
How yu turns dis fish-getting thing on?
I can’t figure it out and it’s giveing me a haddock.
Or, moar to teh point, it’s NOT.
maybee it needz a tuna-up?
Hmmm, a hedbat oar twoo usuamlee dus teh treek wiv teh flunkeez, nez paw??
maeks ‘em flounder abowt tho
Woooooty woot woot!! Happee birfdai leezab tessm kimkiwi an p-k!!!!
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3816693
LOL Fankees, BF! {{{BF}}}
happytayle birfdai prysma-kitteh!! mai yew have many snorgles!
Hoppy bird day tew awl teh sillybrants! mani hippy retruns ub teh dai!
{{catslave}} whut is under taht big yello tarp???
*frows snowball at PK
Happee Burfday PrysmaKitty!!
,
*Putz on kowboi hat fur deh Skwirrlgurll
Happee Burfday Leeza!!
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*swingz on jungle vine tu Tessm adn Kimkiwi
Happee Burfday Kim & Tess!!
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*lukz arownd fur deh nomz.
*duks snoball an frows wun back at teh cween*
Fank yu, yur majestee!!!
An fank ebreewun!!! Ai dunawt gno abowt leeza, tess, an kim, but aifinkso eech uv us saying fankyu indibijuallee tu ebreewun cud get a lil oberwelming!
Sooo… plz tu gno, ai fank yu!!!!!!
*puts snows down MJ’s and prysma’s backs*
oh I agrees prysma, ifinkso we mite have bited off more than we cud choo today, ufinkso?
*puts ice on skwirrlgrrl’s hed*
hay! ur mussing up mah tiara!!
*pownces on tess and tehy start rolling around in teh snow*
*tosses snowball at leeza*
ai has icee bowls filled wif shwimps for eberywun!
and sparkloly brooches wia diamonds for teh birfdai peeps!
{{leeza tessm kimkiwi prysma}}
moar diamunz! yay! yay! {{gammacat}}
*jumps strait up an skweeeelz, an spins arown tu push leeza intu teh pool unner teh immitayshun Angel Falls*
oh, fankyoo mai cween! u alwayz haz ur prioriteez rite!
Happitay birfdai to all teh cheezpeeps todai!
Leeza, Prysma, Tessm, and Kimkiwi!!!
So very mani cheezpeeps to bee celebratin wif…..
Ai wishes ewe all de bestest of tymes todai!
fankyoo! ai hopes KimKiwi can show up soon to haz sum fun wiv us! iz berry erlee in NooZeeland!
Eet ees mai unedumacated oh-pinyon dat dis iz a berry cleber (witty) lol weech purrrfeklee suits teh piktoor! floofy paws applaws tu peachykeen awn a jobz (hee hee ai sed jobz!) well dun!!!!!
an teh letterz iz mai favrite culler!! pink!!
I would definitely go with option 2. Keeps kittah out of trouble. Only good for one day tho.
tehn teh boredum setz in an kawses small asploshuns, debreefings, and uther sordid things wich kitteh did nawt in ackshulalitee do, bekuz teh faerees uv boredum maded him do it.
wut hab tohs faireez ob boredum been up to now?
(tehy iz my cuzzins, but, well, we don’t tawk abowt tehm)
Teh sewund of a chain saw can be heard in teh distance and teh sparkle of flyin ice chips can be seen as werk is completed iz tehn covared wif a brite yellow tarp and carefully rolled along JCh4k Blvd 2 teh plaza where teh celebrashuns r goin on.
Awl teh cheezpeeps turn tew see wat this is that is commin in under teh Yelol tarp…
Teh tarp iz pulled aside to reveal a Ginormaus Cheezburger carved from Cololored Icez
Teh bun is Tea colored (sot ub light Brown)
Teh burger iz a reddish brown
teh catzup iz brite red
The cheeze iz a golden yellow
The lettuce is green
oh mai! that is sew kool! (geddit?)
Hippy burfday tu Leeza, KimKiwi, Tessm an PK!!! In yur ‘onorr lassies, ahl dans teh heeland fling dressed in mah bestest Royal Steart tartan kilt! Och aye!
och aye indeed!
*sits down foar best viewing angle and watches attentivelee*
*sits down, with pillow, strateegickally arranged in anticipashun of upcoming swoon*
Wull, ah hoap yu laiks dis poem bah Teh Poet, Robert Burns:
My Heart ‘s In The Highlands
My heart ‘s in the Highlands, my heart is not here;
My heart ‘s in the Highlands, a chasing the deer;
Chasing the wild deer, and following the roe -
My heart ‘s in the Highlands wherever I go.
Farewell to the Highlands, farewell to the North,
The birth-place of valour, the country of worth;
Wherever I wander, wherever I rove,
The hills of the Highlands for ever I love.
Farewell to the mountains high cover’d with snow;
Farewell to the straths and green valleys below;
Farewell to the forests and wild hanging woods;
Farewell to the torrents and loud-pouring floods.
My heart ‘s in the Highlands, my heart is not here;
My heart ‘s in the Highlands a chasing the deer;
Chasing the wild deer, and following the roe -
My heart ‘s in the Highlands, wherever I go.
Robert Burns . 1759-1796
*swoons on cue, right onto teh pillol*
O mai! Teh hansum AfriCat! teh kilt!! teh dansin!!! teh powetry!!!!
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*swoons*
*bagpipe myoosick is herd*
awae in teh distanz is mwa, wif bagpipes an a tape player, harmoneeyusslee hoooked up to teh sownd sistem. (hay, i hasnt had THAT much taime to praktiss- tehy sez ai sowndsz liek a spyder tryin to fart thru his eers).
*keepz pretendin to be playing teh bagpipes wile teh tape player duz teh myoosick*
Terry Pratchett / Wee Free Men ref FTW!
Nac mac Feegle wha hae!
crivvens!
Pfft! Has those skwirrls not gotted teh caek in here yet??
*runs to check*
OK OK they’re coming now!!
*skwirrls bring in a HYOOOMONGUS elebenty layer choklit caek wif warm choklit sause on teh sied, followed by Fronsch vanillol i scream*
HAPPY BIRFDAY PRYSMA!!!
Chokklit caek! an nilla screem! an warm soss!!!!
*trais tu be sibilized an cut teh caek nyselee*
NomNomNomNomNomNom!!!!!
ok so.. who’s reddy for the icy sculpture contest???
I see catslave already has his entry ready…
*tried to peek under teh tarp*
*catslave slaps hur hand away*
Ow!
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anyways…
*points to a line of large bloks of ice each with chane saw besied it*
who’s next???
taiks skwirrlgrrlz hand and kisses it to applologize
*blush*
it really not hurted catslave.
oo and thats a wondermuss sculpture!!
luks gud enuf to eet!!!
BRRRZT BRRRZT BRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZT
OK, heer is mai ise skulpture!
iz a giant haggis!
EW!
I mean er, um, thats luvvly tess.
*piks up chane saw*
*bgins tew carve*
Dew u like it?
It’s a grate big ice rose
oho! me 2!
*studdeez teh ice fore a minit (no lawnger, ore itll melt)*
*flares teh chane saw into life*
*ise chips fly thru the aer, ubskuring vishun*
*the blow toarch flames*
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ta da! issa kitteeh with butterfly wings, wif a dragonfly onner nose.
(based offa teh art by dis luvlee ladee – Theresa Mather – rockfeatherscissors.com/ )
*Grabz chain saw adn setz tu werk
*BRRRRWHHHRRR
*REEEOOOOWWWRRRRRRR
*iec shardz b flyin ebberee wair!!
*Ebreewun lukz on wif amayzmentz.
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*Finishez wif a flourish.
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*Peepz oooohz adn aaaaahz.
*Peepz murmur under der breffz, “wut iz it?”
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Diz b modern art.
Ebbreewun seeingz wut dey wanting tu in it.
I cawlz it
“Mrungo Belahnd.”
ai may not noes much abouwt art, butt (!) ai noes
prnografee when ai sees itwhut ai lyke.*izza dainger tew hurseff an utters an nawt alowd tew uze chanesaw*
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grabs dull buddernife
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*chip chip chip chipchipchipchipchipchip*
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Wahla! Mai skulpture iz Happee Cat an Dr. Tinycat holdin birfdai prezzies fer awl teh birfdai peeps!
Happee happee happee birfday, leeza an tess an kim!
{{{{{kim}}}}} {{{{{tess}}}}} {{{{{leeza}}}}}
Ai lubs yu guis, an a hopeso yu awl has teh most awsum an WIN birfdays eber… til nekst yeer.
*dans rigglol dans spin dans shimmy dans twirl dans*
may I join you? *does ‘the swim’*
Ob corse yu can, Hugh! *grabs Hugh’s flippers an dans dans dans*
*swims into the thread*
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Happy birthday wishes to all our beautiful friends p-k, leezab, tessm and kimkiwi! *shmooshmooshmooshmoo*
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I brought this pirate chest with birthday tiaras made out of diamonds, emeralds, rubies and sapphires. Please to pick your favorite!
oh mai! ai wud lyke diamund wun pls kthxhugh!
*schmoos hugh*
Oh, you look lovely!
IS Hugh G Manatee! Long thyme no Sea!
Hello catslave! *waves both flippers*
oooh I can has ruby?
*doesn’t wait for answer, and puts teh ruby tiara on*
fanks Hugh!
*shmoos back*
The rubies look fantastic on you!
Oooohh…. emralds, pls? Tehy be green lyk kitteh eyes… well, sorta.
*ttrais tu arranj hair sorta neetlee an puts awn emrald tiara*
Gorgeous!!
Anuther GMTA momint (luk upthred) – I postinged befoar seeing yoo brot a pirate chest too! Wow, hoo gnu?
Arrrrrrh! There can never be too many pirate chests! ♥
Hoppy hoppy hoppy hoppy burfday tu Leeza, KimKiwi, Tessm an PK!!! I brings u eash a big bunch of balloons and a prezzie! eash prezzie iz wraped in shiney blue paper. go ahead….open dem. it’s a silver kitteh necklace! dusen’t the babbeh kitteh have sush a kyoote face? hoppy burfday to all and shmoos to u!
Yay, balloons! an such a prettee neklace, it match teh tiara!
*puts awn neklace*
*gibs punkin big hug and schmoo*
*luks up happileh at teh balloons*
oooh! ai lurves the kitteh neklace!! *happytayle* fankyoo! {punkin}
how prettie!
fank you!!
*rustle rustle*
*rustle rustle*
*a pretti adn colorful bushii wif green, yellow, orange adn red leevs cums stedilee kreapin closir*
*rustle rustle*
*rustle rustle*
*rustle rustle*
*rustle rustle*
*awn closir inspekshun u notis 2 pretti blu iis peekin awt betwine teh leevs adn a floofy dawk brown tayl trailin behind*
HAPI BIRFDAI SELIBRASHUNS & FESTIVITEES FUR TEH pk, tessm, kimkiwi adn skwirrlgirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hoap ai spelt ur naims rite.)
Ai wil not b singin fur u, coz ai laiks u awl adn doan want aniiwun tu b habin eer prolims oar hedaches, but ai do reeeeeeeeely wish u awl teh best ob ebreefing & onlee gud fings tu cum!!!!!!!!!!
O, wot u fink ob mai awtfit?! Ai’z a bushii, bowf versatile adn stailish! Ai fit nyslii inna jungol as iz, but springol sum snoe on mii and ai fit inna ys rink, den replais teh snoe wif sum dust adn ai fit inna westurn, adn set mii on fyr den *lol* a fyrman can thro watur on mii! Purrfikt!
*rustle rustle*
*rustle rustle*
*rustle rustle*
*slowlee starts maikin wai tu teh fud adn drinks tabol*
*luks askanse*
is that a… SHRUBBERY????
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OH I sees!! CYOOT!
is lyke liddul blak dress… goes wiv everyfing!! gud wun!
{{fluffyb}}
Absololootlee!
We mite pretend an tell teh fyremens we SAW fyre, tho!
Eksept no wun gunna be setting yu awn fyre.
Oooohh, gud wun!!! *lolz*
Happi Burfdai tu Prysma-Kitteh, Tessm, Kimkiwi, and Skwrillgrrl!!! I bring yu awl majikal wishes fur da bestest dai ebber!
fankyoo! {{3km}}
love this!
well. mai gudness. burfday fairy hardly knose wut to say aftur all teh wunderful snaks and giftses taht haz alreddy been bringed. so i will just saying a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to teh gestes ob honor, prysma-kitteh, tessm, kimkiwi, an leeza-b!! an to owr ovver burfday peeples today: Noemi an PrincessOfChaos!!!! i duznt knowing Noemi, but i knowz Princess of Chaos wurks so hard taking care ob kitteh-daddeh an her fambly, let’s gib her a big lift today too!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!
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if tehr iz room for anovver caek, i haz bringed fudjy hommaed caek, an also yello buttercake wif crunchy topping an fresh strwrberreez an wippy kreem, wich seems to being a noo favrit. an a fishing game – to catching brite-colured skweeky fishies!! fun for peeples an kittehs! an goodie bags wif ittybitty sekrit diayareez wif sekrit de-koder rings, yoyos taht wissle the toon to LCBs song for yor singing enjoymint, sordid choklits an froot-choowey kandeez, an speshul limited-edishun inbented-by-LCB boblol-hed snoglobe dolls!! wen teh hed boblols yoo gets teh eggsiting sno-globe akshun!! we haz prysma-kitteh dollz frum teh ovver day wen wuz her offishul burfday, teh prysma-kitteh is wering hur spiffy vet-tek skrubs an teh snoglobe iz filled wif teenytiny bebbeh orinj kittehs taht p-k haz reskood!!! an also teh kustom-dezined kimkiwi doll!! kimkiwi’s snoglob iz filled wif liddle bitty kiwi birdeez, kiwi froots, an pavlova pastries!!!
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an heerz a big swish ob the burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes com troo!!!
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Ooh, the fresh strawberries and whippy cream iz GOOD!
Happy birfday, Princess of Chaos! And also Noemi, who I has not yet met.
Iz PrincessOfChaos’s birfday tu????
PoC!!! An Noemi, if yu arown (ai nawt fink ai eber has meeted yu!)… come share owr birfday partee(s)!!! Iz plentee uv parteeniss fur tu moar peeps, aifinkso!!!!
Happeh birfday!!!
{{{{{{PoC}}}}}} Happy burfday!!!!
oh mai, wee did nawt meen to leeves ennywun owt!!
{{{{PoC}}}}
heer, u can ware mai tiara!
foar a liddul whyle.
and Noemi, whoo ai donut noes either, but happy burfdae!
{{{tessm}}} iz okay, i iz in pozzeshun ob teh Offishul Noo an Improoved but Far Frum Compreehinsib Burfday List, so i knowz teehs fings. but tehr iz so many burfdays evreewun kant be knwoing evreewun elses burfdays all teh time!
Oh my! Happy birthday to PoC and Noemi! The pirate chest has lovely tiaras for you too! There are tiaras made of pearls and amethyst! I hope you like them!
Hippy Pappy Brithdai, wun an awl! Ai saloot yu wiv tihs peese ob cheezanwarlnut bred Ai maeded yestermaday, an teh glarss (or elebenty!) ob wyn Ai’ll be habin layter, wiv mai dinner.
Cheers!
* scamper scamper scamper *
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OMCC ai is teh layte tu ebberyfing!!! Mick! MICK!!! Bring in teh prezunts! Whut? Yu FORGOT tu get teh prezunts??? Yu is teh wurst!!! * hedbat *
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Happee Burfdai tu… * czechs list * Prysm, Tessm, Kim & Skwirrlgrrl!!! Ai maed yu eech a caek but but but ai eeted eet, sry!
pfft! just liek u piggeh!
no self controls wutsoebber!
* lukks at fluur * Sry…
Speaking of controls, did u ever figger out whut was teh trubble wif teh audio in teh skwirrl song upthred?
And no, I will NOT accept “teh prollem wif teh audio was ur vocals, LCB.” STN
pfft! test… test… pfft!
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* taeks awf hedfones * Huh? Whut? Wen is yu going tu du yur sawng? Oh…
ohai GP, speeking uv songs and OTHER PURFORMANCES… ahem…
plz tu sea below… pfft!
ok, ok! wuz just getting wurried.
is otay, ai is habbing teh trubble keeping up tu!!!
oh its ok piggeh. I was just teesing u.
we got lots more caek.
{{{{{GP}}}}}
ooo goody! Umm, plz tu directify me tu teh caek tayblol… ai umm… kneads tu maek shore eet is nawt poysin, uh huh, yesh.
tehre is still plenty of teh elebenty layer choklit caek I maded for tess up above! wif i scream and whippy cream and nice warm choklit sause, just liek u liek it!
nom nom nom…
ai is still cownting teh layerz… ai is up to, um, uh oh.
START OVER!!
nom nom nom…
OMCC! So mush caek, so littlol thyme! Sush a littlol piggeh… mebbeh ai shud go fetch teh bebbeh otters, aifinkso dey wud liek sum caek tu…
Iz u shur dat b a Czech list?? lukz like a Finnish list tu mii.
no, no, is definitely Czech list. ai iz half Czech.
lemme czech taht fur yu…
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* czechs tessm fur czech signs *
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Umm… witch haff ob yu is teh czech? * keeps czeching *
hay! that tiklols!
At least demiz nawt Bounching Czechz
happee burfday tessm prysma-kitteh kimkiwi leeza-b an princessofchaos!! i nebber know wut to bringing az a prezzie, tehn i rebembered – i haz a camra, an i iz not afrayd to yooze it!! so if teh yoo will poze for me, i will taking pretty pikshures ob yoo, tehn i will put teh pikshure on sum pretty paper wif flowers an dekorayshuns an put it in a nise frame, tehn yoo will habbing a luvely keepsake ob yor cheezland burfday!!
i wuz just finking (i duz taht sumtimes) how nifty iz it taht teh two partisipnats in teh furst-eber not-norvernmost cheezmeet, tessm an kimkiwi, haz tehr burfday on teh same day?
u shud hav herd me skweeeeeeeee when ai saw that on hur profyle!!!
iz a sine ob gud lukk, ifinkso!! LD
Hippo birdie two ewes, prysma-kitteh, skwirrlgrl, kimikiwi, and tessm! I kin nawt stay for teh partees, so i brotted mai prezzie for yew.
*reeches behind shrubbery*
Oh, er ex-skweeze me, FluffyB!
*prezents a larj canvas, wif a paynting ob teh birfday grrls onnit*
I maed it maiself, paynted wif my tayle! Iz also majiklol – ifnn yew wants to add ovver birfday peeps wut i missed, yew can dew it bai saying their names and blowin a schmoo at it. They will majikloly appeer!
is lurvelee! {{ichf}}
* Mick climbs on an improvised stage *
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HALLOO CHEEZLAND!!! Are you ready to Party??? Now, where are the lucky birthday girls??? Who’d like a private dance with me first??? huh? How about you, leeza?
um, ooo, uh, fankies, I’m shure you, uh, want to give tess one first though!! rite tess? RITE??
or ackshully even prysma!! hurs was last saturdai!! mine isn’t even REELY here yet!! REELY.
* Mick gets dragged off stage by angree lukking Wolbes *
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Ach, sry mai littlol cheezfrends!!! Nao, wud yu liek tu sea a REEL Scotchman reed yu a powem??? Ay, ai’ll betcha doo…
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* Scrooge McPig arribes awn stayge dressed in a full tartan kilt, tassles still tied tu hims feet frum wen LCB fortso hii wus teh bagpypes adn a littlol beret wib a pompom awn hims hed *
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Ahem… Sylence plz! Ai cawl tihs: “Address tu a Haggis” – A speshul poem fur teh burfdai gurls…
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Fayre is yur honest happee fais
Grate cheeftun ob teh poodeng rayce
Abubb dem awl yu taek yur plaice
Stumach, trype oar guts
Well arr yu werthy ob a grayce
As lawng as mai arr-um
Teh growneng platter dere yu feel
Yur buttocks liek a deestunt heel
Yur skewer wud halp tu repear a meel
In thyme ob niid
While thru yur pores teh jooces emerge
Liek amber beeds
His nife habbing sin hard laybor wipes
Adn cuts yu up wib grate skeell
Digging intu yur gushing insydes brite
Liek anee deetch
Adn den oh whut a byootimus site
Warum steeming, rich
Den spuun fur spuun
Dey stretch adn stryve
Debil taek teh last man, on dey dryve
Unteel awl dere well swollen bellehs
Arr bent liek drums
Den, teh owld gent most lieklee tu rift
Bii fanked, mumbles
Is dere taht ober his Fronsch Ragoo
Or olio taht wud seecken a pig
Or freecassee wud maek hur vomeet
Wib perfect deesgust
Lukks duwn wib a sneering scornful pinion
On such a dinner
Poor debil, sea him ober hims trash
As week week week as a wibbered rush
Hims spindle-shank a gud wheeplash
Hims clenched feest, teh syze ob a nut.
Frew a bluddy fludd adn battlol feeld tu dash
Oh how unfit
But but but taek note ob teh strawng haggis fed Scot
Teh trembling earth resownds hims tred
Clasped in hims large fist a blayde
He’ll make eet weestle
Adn legs adn arrums adn heeds hii wheel cut awf
Liek teh tawps ob thistles
Yu powers hu maek mankind yur care
Adn deesh dem owt dere meels
Owld Scotchland wants nay watery fud
Taht splashes in deeshes
But but but iffn yu weesh hur grateful prayer
Gib hur a haggis!
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Ach! Deed yu liek taht??? BRING IN TEH HAGGIS!!!
RUN, RUN fur yur laives!!! Eetz teh haggis, teh haggis!!! O, teh huje manatee!!!
nooooo! nawt teh haggis!! kwik everwun, pee inna flannik!!
*snerk*
I reely DID lol!
Even I am powerless against the haggis! *wrings flippers* Oh, the huge…um…me!
oooo ooo ooooo dis be part 0 my job to maintain safeteez frum da aliens
*suddlonly springs into akshuns*
*cues da bag peep adn durm badn to strike up a Pieping in da Haggz toon*
haggis never sounded sew appeeling!!
but ifinkso it sounds liek something more for teh mens.
och aye, it’ll put hair on yer… um, chest, aifinkso.
Thundruz applle sausce tu u Mc Pig!!!
bravo! bravo!
*tosses flours to Mc Pig*
dans wiv Mick? oh, ai iz teh married, an besides, ai haz nawt had enuf to drink yet.
Happi Burfdayz eberyone who haz a Burfdayz todai!
ohai knitty_kitty and fankyoo! u knits? me too!
speeking (sumwut) ob see kreechurs, heer iz a happy story for teh burfday party:
turtlol story
What a smart turtlol, he has a much better sense of direction than I do! And hooray for the people who are helping him!
Ai haz a sowree, ebreewun, but ai haz tu go nao… an ai nawt can taek laptop intu lab wif me, pffft. Stoopy rool.
Ai haz a hyooj fankfull fur habing teh frendz ai hab, an teh frendz ai nawt meeted yet but will. Iz teh bestest fing ai cud ask fur! {{{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}}
Fanks fur gifts an prezents, an speshullee fur teh gift uv yur presense heer.
Ai be back aftur ai get hoam, aihopeso wif gnu Eva-niss.
Schmoos ebreewun!!!!!!
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PS, if ennywun nawt figgured it owt yet: tess, kim, leeza an ai plotted in sekrit tu haz teh free partees at wunce an tu eech say owrs waz teh bestist an trai tu owtdu eech uver.
{{p-k}} schmoo to Eva whin yew see her!
{{{{p-k}}}} haz a gud affernoon! happee birfdai!! ♥♥♥
{{{{p-k}}}
.-'"'-./ # \: # : .-'"'-.\ KIM / / # \\ / : # :`'q'` \ TESS /( \ /) .-'"'-.`'q'`( / # \ () # : ) .-'"'-.( \ PRYSMA/ ( / # \\ / ) # :`'q'` ( \ LEEZA /( \ /) `'p'`( )) ()HAPPY BIRFDAI EBERYWUN!ooooh, awsum!
*clappity clappity clappity*
verry prittee!
(must resist urge to bat balloons)
O goe awn, u kno u wan tew!
wow……….just………….wow.
oooohhh!! iz amayzing!!!! fankyoo!
Ohai, ai iz finalee heer. Ai wil maeks up for lost tiem tho…
*plays taep of fyremenz in kilts playing Flower of Norf Carolinuh*
*throes snoballs*
*swings on vien doink Tarzan impreshun*
*lukks at orl teh luvly giftees frum teh wunnermus cheezfrenz*
*eetz hur bodee wayte in shwimps*
*nd caek*
*danses wib ebberywun*
Fankies so mutch.
Kim!! WARE has u been?
I has been savin this peece of caek for u!
Enjoi!
*eers prik up*
Caek? CAEK??? Ai can has?
Oh, n HAPPEH NATAL DAI!!! to owr 4 lublee birfdai grrls!
shure DK!!
I saveded u a peece too!
Oh, yoo R teh sweet, Leeza!!! Fanks!
Sowree ai cudn’t be heer erlier. Bad caes of RLS.
Me too! Ai misseded teh hole fing cuz uv teh RL. It wuz a fun partee, wuzzen it?
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Ennywai, ai hopes Leeza, Tessm, Prysma, Kimkiwi, Princess of Chaos, an Noemi awl can has teh happitaylest birfday ebber, an menny, menny moar!
fankyoo Cassidy!
ai plan to start, um, recycleing teh numberz suun. Just to be environmentalle conscious, u noes.
Fankies skwirrlgirl. Ai hazza go twerk (pleh) nd just gettid tiem to plae in cheezland. Happitayle burfday {{{skwirrlgirl}}} {{{prysma}}} {{{tessm}}}
Ai haz a big happee. Nd yew wil noet – not a kruton or boll of tap wadder in siet!!!
Ah nawt has a fish.
Ah has a powt.
ohai everyone!
I just wanted to say fanks SEW much for all teh birfday wishes!!
there were just too many for me (and Ifinkso teh otter birfday peeps) to reply to them all, or teh thread would be over 500 comments by now! Plus I did have some werks I had to get done.
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Sew even if I din’t reply to u pacifically, I has reeded through every single commint just now and I loves u all!
♥♥♥♥♥
mee too! ai haz a giant happeetayle!
fanks to ebberywun! cheezland iz teh bestest.
schmoos!