Comments on: tollbooth kitteh

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:53:12 +0000

test
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whay is the capital of surinam

By: Trip

Trip — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:38:08 +0000

“Here’s five bucks”
“I said exact change only”
“Well here’s fifty bucks”

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:34:52 +0000

Ohai red, ai reeded ‘ordur do not debit card’….ai needing 1 of does…

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:29:02 +0000

Mewz sed it wuz part uv a Soviet Rocket — “space junk” burning up inna atmoss sphere

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:08:18 +0000

*eyes row uv bottlols on desk*
…
Hoapfullee sumfin heer will werk. It jus started a fyoo minnitz ago owt uv teh bloo. Ai haz had a stiff nek & heddake frum dat since Caturday afternoon. *wimpurrrr*

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:06:47 +0000

Welkum, Corey! Wassa mudkipz?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:05:05 +0000

{{{2_k}}}

Hoap u nawt get sik.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:03:04 +0000

Jobs is on the way. Don’t take off yer shooz. (See, Maus, there are still a few of us old FST fans surviving!)

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:01:53 +0000

I iz gud, a liddlol unner deh weather
throat is a bit scratchy

By: catluvrDewey

catluvrDewey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:01:52 +0000

gud wun!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:00:02 +0000

Ohai, 2_k!

Hao u iz?

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:59:51 +0000

Fankee fur teh edumicashum.

By: jd

jd — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:57:21 +0000

Teh Emperor ob California adn a rice merchant. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:56:33 +0000

Speekin of feets, duz ennybodee watch “Tough Love”?

Dere wuz a gurl awn dere who relee lyked dis gui, but wen hur saw himz bare feet, hur started raggin awn him abowt dere condishun!

I wuz awl lyk “OMCCWTFBBQ.” Dere iz moar importint fings to tayk in2 considerayshuns dan teh condishun of teh gui’s feets.

By: jd

jd — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:55:43 +0000

Iz been awlmost three hours adn dis pyle ob elebenty cheezburgers hazunt attraktid eben a sniff from cheezfrends. Aer yu awls sick adn nawt hungry for noms?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:55:32 +0000

I iz wunnering if has any cheezfrenzs in Fargo?
Hope demz is well…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:54:13 +0000

heh leave my weaponz err.. pedicure alone

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:53:49 +0000

NO FANK YOO! U kin keep dat nastee stuff rite dere wif u!

Wii had teh cold/wind/rayn combo dis week-end an it wuz enuf foar me. I hadda skrape teh frost offa teh car winders dis moarnin! DO NAWT WANT!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:52:12 +0000

O, is over on teh cheeztowncryer dot wordpress dot com. Look under legendz and lore, under the heading of Advenchurz Big adn Small. Is lik ot original adventure then to teh drawred version on Flickr.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:51:30 +0000

Ai nawt can doo it, unless u wants tu halp shuvlol teh 14-16″ uf white stuffs dat is posed tu be awn mai dribeway inna morning.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:51:13 +0000

I feel foar u, NS.

My sinuses had tryed to killify me menny timez.

Aftur I gotted dun diggin in storidj (an werked up kwite teh swet), my hed started hurtin. Iz kinda hurtin now, but nawt relee bad, jes enuf to be annyoin.

U gots teh meds u kin tayk to halp u feel beddur?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:49:13 +0000

Wii duz bulk maylowt ebery 3 munfs – abowt 2500 peeces – an wen teh stuff starts comin bak, iz urz trooly dat gets teh “honner” of puttin it in teh correck fyle.

I curse my staplolur awn a daylee baysis.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:48:47 +0000

OIC. I doesn’t knoes much about teh Star Trek or Star Wars stuff.

I do knoes a fair bit about change, exact or otherwise.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:48:38 +0000

Ai iz shur teh kwiet tiem will be gud fur him. Dey hasta rest sumtiem, u noe?!
…
On a less plezzint topik … aifink mah sinuses iz tryin to killify meh.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:47:00 +0000

Nope. Filin iz 90 purrsent of my jawb.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:43:54 +0000

Whai U needz so much filin dun? U in jayol wif teh metlol bars adn needz owt?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:43:27 +0000

Ai haz nawt seed dat — nao ai haz an intreeg’d.

By: Max Johnson

Max Johnson — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:41:44 +0000

Wai iz it alwayz abt u Corey?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:40:41 +0000

Cween – Will u come halp me wif my werks? I gots a TON of filin to do an I’m teh onlee wun doin it!

Plzplzplzplzplz?

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:40:03 +0000

Ohhai! Iz a Star Trek line! Spock sez too Kirk whin tehy tri too ryde a bus butt doan haz munnies adn haz too git ofn teh bus, “What does he mean, ‘Exact Change’??” Gud 1!

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:37:49 +0000

BERI BERI kwute!! Hehehehehe!

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:35:36 +0000

Adn sumtymes fur teh ride ona trollrode, teh companee whut owns teh rode taeks a picshure ob ur lisense playte adn cends u a bill ina snayl mayl adn ifn u doan pay, tehy git teh gobberment 2 kollect fur tehm bye nawt allowin u 2 renoo ur lisense untyl u pai. *pleh*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:35:11 +0000

Lucky’s powtin, cuz I goin awn bakayshun soon an nawt taykin him.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:33:54 +0000

O, heavens no! A young fren of Princess Mu did it. Has u never seen teh illustrated story of Teh Thrilling Reskew? I’ll has to dig up a link. I has it bookmarked on my laptop.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:33:37 +0000

Izzint dat wun uv Lucky’s jobs?
…
Glad ur werkday iz ober. Mien izzint. *sigh*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:31:59 +0000

Did u draw ur current abatar?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:31:17 +0000

**Red comes in an collapses awn cowch**

Whew! I’m sew glad dis werk day iz OBER! Wuz a lawng wun, den I had 2 go to soshul insekuritee awfiss to chanj my naym bak to mayden naym, den to credit yoonyun to ordur noo debit card an noo czechs, den to storidj, ware I hadda go diggin foar stuffs.

**kiks awf shoos**

Ennywun wanna bolunteer to rubs my feet?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:28:38 +0000

…oar ai wil biteyu!!!

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:26:53 +0000

Tymes r beri skeery.

By: jd

jd — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:23:06 +0000

Coz kittehs cuter dan trolls.

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:22:56 +0000

Asking dumm kwestshun hear… Who r Emperor Norton? i kneads 2 bee edumikated, plz.

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:21:27 +0000

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! MMMWWWWAAAAAHHH!!!!! *GIGGLE*

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:19:56 +0000

Him had moar sens den teh currunt leedurship uf San Francisco aifinkso.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:16:41 +0000

Thx! Zoe should show up as my avatar soon. At least for a few whiles, anyway.

By: StarKittehSky

StarKittehSky — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:16:12 +0000

… an then, ah can has… a SHRUBBERY!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:13:06 +0000

Ai mayd u a lol, LCB — an only WP eeted it (or at leest teh linkee).
…
Plz to add ur own h t t p ….
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3810647

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:12:02 +0000

Ai mayd u a lol, LCB — an ai diddint eet it!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3810647

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:11:52 +0000

LOL!
and ur kitteh is sew cute, uh
.
SPLORT!!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:08:24 +0000

Because u didnot make reservations. Next time, call ahed.

Seinfeld, four!

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:02:08 +0000

Whai teh kitteh gits mai boof?