tollbooth kitteh
tollbooth kitteh DEMANDS exact change
he will accept cheezburgers tho.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Kirakat-Saj-Kesvirit
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Exact cheezburgers only!
err… iz coreycaffeine an’ i liek mudkipz
Wai iz it alwayz abt u Corey?
*hands ober two ob teh cheezburgers owt ob teh elebenty I got from teh urlier lol dat no-one wanted a share ob*
Iz been awlmost three hours adn dis pyle ob elebenty cheezburgers hazunt attraktid eben a sniff from cheezfrends. Aer yu awls sick adn nawt hungry for noms?
…oar ai wil biteyu!!!
Oar u can’t pass
eben if I has EZPass?
onlee CheeZeePass accepted!
Haw bouwt bits ob teh meteorite dat squished intu Norf Carolina last nite?
Mewz sed it wuz part uv a Soviet Rocket — “space junk” burning up inna atmoss sphere
gud wun!!
iz fastrak layne
EZ Passt, the only ways to go in Richmond…
($3.00 for the 8 myle Pocahontas Freeway? OMGWTFBBQ!!!!)
I-95 through Delaware (JFK Highway): $4 for 15 miles. Almost as bad…
I like the bridges into Jersey. Free to enter. $3 to leave.
Ironic, isn’t it?
why? wudn’t most peeple pay to get out?
U kin chek owt anny tyme u liek butt u kin neber leef…!
Evil Earwuuuurrrrrmmmm arrrrrggghhh…..
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! MMMWWWWAAAAAHHH!!!!! *GIGGLE*
Golden Gate Bridge is opposite, free to go north to wine country, $$ to come back to San Fran..
What did you expect? It woz furst designed by Emperor Norton I, i kid yew nawt.
Him had moar sens den teh currunt leedurship uf San Francisco aifinkso.
Asking dumm kwestshun hear… Who r Emperor Norton? i kneads 2 bee edumikated, plz.
Teh Emperor ob California adn a rice merchant. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
Fankee fur teh edumicashum.
Penaltee: Pointy Endz
Violaturrs will be shredded.
Trussrippers will be persecuted!
Bodice Rippers will be currycombed.
Bust dusters will… um… proly get gobsmacked…
Mai mumcat yoozed 2 wash her bust wuns a yeer…
It wuz a bust uv a faymuss compoazur.
hmm… wut dew teh YNGz dew? noe bodicez…
*Ahem*
I believe we do the ripping…
woo hoo!
*runsawaiwifaqwikness tew NB*
Woot w00T!!
*fallowingfastinjk2kpawsteps*
mee three!!!
*runs intew NB door cuz eyez is diyalated*
ooofff!
Wate fur me…..Ai aer cummin 2
but ai duznt want mai bodiss rippt- unless teh YNGs iz alsew good at sewing tehm bak up an ironing them.
Noe, he gets da rest ob us men to fix dem when he’s orf being nawty wib yu lot.
Jobs is on the way. Don’t take off yer shooz. (See, Maus, there are still a few of us old FST fans surviving!)
Oar else!!
u will not pass!!!
wiffout it…
Is that a phantom tollbooth kitteh?
oh yesh yesh yesh! ai lurves that buuk! FTW!!!!
note to cheezpeeps: buuk has mannee grate *heddesk* punz.
mai fave wuz “it goes without saying” wun.
and jumping to conclusions!
luv this buk, even tho I didn’t reed it till boyfrend gave to me in collige!
oh, ai red foar nawt-sekkund tyme in collige too!
Also, anser mee these kweschuns free.
Nuns shall pass!
tells that to my hubby’s ant, the nun who kickd da habbit…
iz onlee a fleshee woond!
Warning! Do NAWT stick hand in boof!
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Conga rats on teh 4-way tye Maus, Anni, calicocoa and Nightshayde! In your onnur i will danse “Le Sacre du Printemps” by Stravinsky!
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*Layses ballay slippurs on pawz*
*Twirl, leep, peer-oh-wet*
FangQ, dat iz berry gud dansin!
Ballay eezy wehn you gots foar feets, er, pawz.
~sets up sparkledy water and kyoo come burr sand witches~
*rushes up to LyP, almost nocks her over*
O hai! How u is?
Concatshoelaces on ur gnu furreh bebbeh, LCB! Duz she noe she awlreddy haz a famous?!
I dunno. I cannot make a pointment wif her press secretary to find out!
(Srsly, when I rited to teh shelter to say “that bebbeh wif teh mask! WANT!” I also sed that I had a online identity as a catburgular and figured that would either get me putted at teh front of teh line our booted out teh door. In teh end, that, and my “cat savvy” as demonstrated in teh innerview, is whut clinched it. Yay!)
Who Ray furr lcb!!! U cert Nlee dezerb dis happyness!!@@@@
iz awlso teh nennepus adn teh bluesfan. gud fing iz lawtsa prittee fingz inna tybo teak!
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adn fankiez, ichf, furr teh *ryte* spring dans! yuze bii furreh skillded.
goaldn gayt brij, norf a teh sam framcocoa, nao cawsts !!$$$six!!! dollurz into citteh (free tu leeve).
Ooops, sawry, did nawt meen to leev anybuddy owt
*imytayts purrcush.. .perrkus… drums*
DA da da DA da DA da DA DA DA da da
iz coreycaffeine an’ i liek mudkipz
Welkum, Corey! Wassa mudkipz?
eh Severn Bridj into Whales an teh Fourf Bridj into Skawtishland bofe has a toll. But it is free to leev!
Teh Dartford Ribber crossin u haz to pai bofe waiz
Butt (!) teh Wullich Fairy is free, bofe wais, so it evuns owt
Wen Ai wuz a kidlet, dat wuz ower crooze ship! A boyij 2 furrin parts!!!
the 301 bridg over the Potomac nordthbound is free, but you has to pays troll to go soudthbound…so yous can enters Marylands but you haz to pay to leaves…
also, we has a “Nickel Bridge” in Richmond that costs five nickels to cross…
Jes norf ob Taranna (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) teh hiway 407 r teh troll hiway. U paies 2 uz eat noe matteh whichy way. Iz a lawrge amownt ob munnies fur ebry killowmeter u goez. Iz hiway robberies!!!! I neber uzez coz I r filosofikally opozed 2 teh consept ob paypaypaypay fur teh hiway when mai tackez awlreedy paypaypaypaypay fur teh hiways!!!!
ANOM!!! ai R tyerd ob takky taksis…wii having less unless monies (frum teh taksis adn no werks) adn moorandmoor taksis…hao wii R 2 B surbibe?????
Tymes r beri skeery.
ohai Ac, LOL!!1!
Fikshunkitteh! OMG!
*almost faints from eggsitement*
Ohai lcb!!!!!! adn Ohai, ebreewun!!!! ai no, lawn tym no C!!! ai ha a bizzy!!!
lcb — concatchewlaces onna nu kitteh!!!! ai has such a happeetayl furr U…ai lukeded on yer prololfyl 2 C nu meezer typ kitteh adn donut C…pls 2 splayn ware 2 be finding it??? kthxsogladtoCebrybuddee
Ohai, Fikshunkitteh! Welkum bak!
Fan Q, ns!!! ai liking teh nu spring fashuns has waring!!! ai looking @ lcb’s cite(s) 2 finger owt hao 2 add sumfing festib 2 mai abatoi!!! Ebry1 looks sew nyce!!!
ohai fikshun kitteh!
Ai keep reading yer name as fiskun for sum reason!
Pssst – gammacat. Ai offen finks “fishkunkitteh,” but donut telling ennywun.
Ai fort Ai wuz teh ownle wun hoo finkd dat!
Ai has awlwais reeded it as “fish ‘n’kitteh”! Ai am a silleh!
*giglols* U free R the funnee, ai wunder hao menny udder ways mai name has ben red…
But… but… ur name is bloo, not red.
ohai gamma!!! no wurrees, ai an sir 2 mostly anyfing, jus donut call me layt 4 dinner!!! lol
Hmph. I putted one up teh other day and I is teh positive I made it visible to everybuddy but it was not there. I just putted 3 up (her shelter pics) and I can see them when I’m not logged into my ICHC profile, so u can sees them also. They is in my Pics folder.
Sumfin iz weerd den — ai sees 11 pikshurs in ur profile, but nun uv dem seems to be Zoe.
Ai haz a confuzzled.
Grrr! And I triplol checked to make sure they was not marked private.
If’n u look at my dashbored, u’ll seee them under “LCB uploded 3 pics”.
I’ll put them on my site in a few whiles, too.
But isn’t teh one of my beloved Esme in her beloved sunbeam just teh wunnerful?
It iz purrrrrrfekt.
Yesh Yesh!!! berry ♥ warming {{{{{lcm}}}}
One of her nicknames used to be Trixie, like teh bebbeh in teh “Hi and Lois” cartoon who liked to sit in teh sunbeam.
Ohai, LCB!!! I sees I has misst a key piece of noos here. Yoo has a noo kittteh? Cormgratchulayshuns! Teh pikshors is verreh cool (and I luvs teh wun of Esme being luvved by a sunbeam). Is yoo nayming her Catburglar? Or wuld that purrhabs be a bit too kormfyusing to has 2 catburglars in teh sayme haus?
yes, ifinkso, plus no one wud know what tiem it was in teh LCB house wif two catburglars?
‘duz u know?’
CODA
‘no, duz u?’
‘just check ur watch’
‘what watch?’
‘teh one u stolled from me!’
‘which one was that, do u know?’
REPEAT FROM CODA
Is teh LCB, Jr.
Her name rly is Zoe. At teh shelter she was Bandita but even tho is good name, I went wif one that soots her personality. So far she has steeled nothing from me. Eggcept my hart.
LOL!!
If I had known that, I wudda suggested Freida!
u knows.. teh Freida Bandita??
Teh boyfrent suggestified that one too. It was a hour and a half in teh car on teh way home and we thinked up all kines of names.
LOL!
and ur kitteh is sew cute, uh
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SPLORT!!!
Ai mayd u a lol, LCB — an ai diddint eet it!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3810647
Ai mayd u a lol, LCB — an only WP eeted it (or at leest teh linkee).
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Plz to add ur own h t t p ….
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3810647
Thx! Zoe should show up as my avatar soon. At least for a few whiles, anyway.
Did u draw ur current abatar?
O, heavens no! A young fren of Princess Mu did it. Has u never seen teh illustrated story of Teh Thrilling Reskew? I’ll has to dig up a link. I has it bookmarked on my laptop.
Ai haz nawt seed dat — nao ai haz an intreeg’d.
O, is over on teh cheeztowncryer dot wordpress dot com. Look under legendz and lore, under the heading of Advenchurz Big adn Small. Is lik ot original adventure then to teh drawred version on Flickr.
Does U like mah pedicure?
“Ze niles, Madame!”
Um…. not reelee. Ur pointee endz b tu pointee!! and u duzn’t haz enny polish on dem. Lemme fixxing dat.
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*gitz owt pedicure kit.
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*file, file file, file, file, file file, file, file file, file file, file.
*file, file file, file, file, file, file, file, fille file file, file, file.
*file, file, file file, file, file file, file, file file, file, file file.
*file, file file, file, file file, file file, file, file, file file, file.
*paint paint, paint, paint paint, paint.
*paint, paint, paint paint, paint, paint.
*paint, paint paint, paint, paint paint.
*paint, paint, paint paint paint, paint.
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*leenz bak tu admire wurk.
Oh, yes, dat much bedder.
Deh bloo nailz luk so fashun forwerd!!
R u sure that is not a fashun faux paw?
No no — teh paw iz reel!
Yea, butt (he he) dew U having teh sparklol jew Ls adn flours U having 2 pay essgtra elebenty monies furr???
Iffin sew….
*butting (tee hee) her way in 2 byooty purrler*
lemme in!!!!
plskthxshove
*wachez az a lawyer firm hires cweenmj on account ob being abul to file faster dan anywun else on urf*
Cween – Will u come halp me wif my werks? I gots a TON of filin to do an I’m teh onlee wun doin it!
Plzplzplzplzplz?
Whai U needz so much filin dun? U in jayol wif teh metlol bars adn needz owt?
Nope. Filin iz 90 purrsent of my jawb.
Wii duz bulk maylowt ebery 3 munfs – abowt 2500 peeces – an wen teh stuff starts comin bak, iz urz trooly dat gets teh “honner” of puttin it in teh correck fyle.
I curse my staplolur awn a daylee baysis.
heh leave my weaponz err.. pedicure alone
Yu
shall nawt
pass!!!
You no pay, you getz da hook.
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mielipuolikas, Beck, and dannylove an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, soft’n’spicy applolsawce caeks, frooty punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled with yoyoz taht wissle “do yoo knowing teh way to san hozay plzkthx” wen tehy wissle, trol dollz taht saying “gimme a kiss!” an “yor my bestest frend!” an ovver happy fings wen yoo pushing tehr sparkly belli buttons, kandeez, an puffy bebbeh zombie stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor wishes come troo!!
ai duznt unnerstand- wutz a tollbooth? an hao duz it werk? (we dont hav enee ware i lives).
Ohai, kitsunerina. A tollbooth is a playce on a toll road wher yoo pays a person in a booth a fee in order to travel on a particular highway. Yoo culd prolly google it to see pikshors.
oh… ai see… itz liek teh ranger stashuns at teh nashunal parks! onlee fore a rode.
thankyuu gremlin!
Adn sumtymes fur teh ride ona trollrode, teh companee whut owns teh rode taeks a picshure ob ur lisense playte adn cends u a bill ina snayl mayl adn ifn u doan pay, tehy git teh gobberment 2 kollect fur tehm bye nawt allowin u 2 renoo ur lisense untyl u pai. *pleh*
ok, ai sho U…jess gibme elebenty monies fur dis privul….pribl…tribble*shakes hed*…chans 2 shoeing U
*pashuntlee holds owt pinkie paw furr monies*
Iz ware dey collekt munnee u haz 2 pai 2 yooze sertin rodes oar brijis. No munnee = no wai u gonna yooze dat rode oar brij.
kitsunerina Hear iz a picture of a toll booth wif teh ezpass lains…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/New_Jersey_Turnpike_toll_gate.jpg/800px-New_Jersey_Turnpike_toll_gate.jpg
Hey Wad is Sqirllgrl doin wif the goggies in the goggie page!!! ????
Jeez, u tries to sneek off from werks for a little nap…
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cute-puppy-pictures-not-like.jpg
BERI BERI kwute!! Hehehehehe!
♪♫ do yoo knowing teh way to san hozay
ai ben away so long ai may looz mai way♫♪
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiB02XWTwI4
’tis troo!!! ai yoost 2 lib dare…donut no hao 2 dribing ennywares nao!!!
“What does he mean, ‘Exact Change’??”
Exact change or teh kitteh will exact a penalty.
Wif extreem predjoodice.
Orinj jooce (poizon), lime jooce, blackberry jooce, prejud jooce. Ah, heer it iz!
Ohhai! Iz a Star Trek line! Spock sez too Kirk whin tehy tri too ryde a bus butt doan haz munnies adn haz too git ofn teh bus, “What does he mean, ‘Exact Change’??” Gud 1!
OIC. I doesn’t knoes much about teh Star Trek or Star Wars stuff.
I do knoes a fair bit about change, exact or otherwise.
Whai teh kitteh gits mai boof?
Because u didnot make reservations. Next time, call ahed.
Seinfeld, four!
Coz kittehs cuter dan trolls.
… an then, ah can has… a SHRUBBERY!
**Red comes in an collapses awn cowch**
Whew! I’m sew glad dis werk day iz OBER! Wuz a lawng wun, den I had 2 go to soshul insekuritee awfiss to chanj my naym bak to mayden naym, den to credit yoonyun to ordur noo debit card an noo czechs, den to storidj, ware I hadda go diggin foar stuffs.
**kiks awf shoos**
Ennywun wanna bolunteer to rubs my feet?
Izzint dat wun uv Lucky’s jobs?
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Glad ur werkday iz ober. Mien izzint. *sigh*
Lucky’s powtin, cuz I goin awn bakayshun soon an nawt taykin him.
Ai iz shur teh kwiet tiem will be gud fur him. Dey hasta rest sumtiem, u noe?!
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On a less plezzint topik … aifink mah sinuses iz tryin to killify meh.
I feel foar u, NS.
My sinuses had tryed to killify me menny timez.
Aftur I gotted dun diggin in storidj (an werked up kwite teh swet), my hed started hurtin. Iz kinda hurtin now, but nawt relee bad, jes enuf to be annyoin.
U gots teh meds u kin tayk to halp u feel beddur?
*eyes row uv bottlols on desk*
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Hoapfullee sumfin heer will werk. It jus started a fyoo minnitz ago owt uv teh bloo. Ai haz had a stiff nek & heddake frum dat since Caturday afternoon. *wimpurrrr*
Ai nawt can doo it, unless u wants tu halp shuvlol teh 14-16″ uf white stuffs dat is posed tu be awn mai dribeway inna morning.
NO FANK YOO! U kin keep dat nastee stuff rite dere wif u!
Wii had teh cold/wind/rayn combo dis week-end an it wuz enuf foar me. I hadda skrape teh frost offa teh car winders dis moarnin! DO NAWT WANT!
Speekin of feets, duz ennybodee watch “Tough Love”?
Dere wuz a gurl awn dere who relee lyked dis gui, but wen hur saw himz bare feet, hur started raggin awn him abowt dere condishun!
I wuz awl lyk “OMCCWTFBBQ.” Dere iz moar importint fings to tayk in2 considerayshuns dan teh condishun of teh gui’s feets.
Ohai red, ai reeded ‘ordur do not debit card’….ai needing 1 of does…
I iz wunnering if has any cheezfrenzs in Fargo?
Hope demz is well…
Ohai, 2_k!
Hao u iz?
I iz gud, a liddlol unner deh weather
throat is a bit scratchy
{{{2_k}}}
Hoap u nawt get sik.
“Here’s five bucks”
“I said exact change only”
“Well here’s fifty bucks”
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