You really need to get your roots done.
You really need to get your roots done.
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Dey sho frum up heer
Conga-rats, Anni! Yu wants tu shaer sum root beer?
Thx, Ai haz nebber tryed dat b4. Ai’m willin 2 hab a tayste!
Iz no root beer in TTI?
Iz carbonated, an sweet, wif sassafras. An it gets berry foamy when yu pours it. 
Ai doan’t fink we haz it heer – Ai haz heered uv it uv corse, but nebber seed it in teh shops.
Iz a sad fing, iz berry nommy, wif oar wifowt teh icee creems!
I finkso iz teh Pleh, but I nawt lyk sassafrass.
U gots ginger ale I kin has? Kanadyun Dry, plz?
*pores Red a tawl Kanata Drai ober ice cyoobs*
*adds lyme wej awn syde*
Enjoi!
Ai juss Googlold it an it iz abaylabul heer – kwite a lot uv munnee fur a can – bout 2 oar 3 tiemz az mutch az cola.
Skerry!!!!
Ohai, Anni, can aslo get da rutesbeer wifowt sugarz so nawt bad fur yu
Ai never seed it wen ai visited teh TTI mani yeers ago.
Ai luv root beer!
Root Beer is made from da sassafrass (real word) root. iz beri cremey an mostli used wif banilla icee creme inna “float”. Caus da icee creme floatz onna top.
Root beer taytes somwhere between aniseed and liquorish, wibowt being eiver. Mowst ob teh cheep root beer, thow, iz burned shugar. Pheh!
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Root beer iz der Amerikan vurshun ob Ginger Beer, sortob. Purrsonally, I lykes bofe adn makes bofe. (My ginger beer comes in three grades – safe, dragon breff adn rocket fuel.)
Likorish, pleh pleh pleh!!!!
A&W Root Beer, ai can drinks it awl day…
Mii tu!!
I hatez deh likerISH but i lubz deh root beerz.
Frum heer, yu luk small…
Almost lyk a mowse ur sumfing.
Nao, nao, PK – nawt tu b nommin teh rodints, howebber yumee dey may luk.
Can ai jump awn top uv hyoomins taht walk unner me, an pretend tehy be mowsis?
Aifink dat is well wiffin ur rites as teh kitteh.
Mebbe tayk sum kayr wiff teh pointee-ends.
Fur boff owr sayftee, ob kors.
AArrrggghhhhhh!!! Deh kitteh b vulturing mii!!! Halp!!!!
Yu cawl it that tu, huh???
Liek Snoopy!
eggzactlee!!! Winky lubbed tu vulture us.
Loki tu! Him awlways lurking awn top uv doors an bookshelves an cubburds an fings, when yu nawt ekspecting him! (Him used tu be abul tu jump frum floor tu top uv door, standing start, an balanse wif it swinging frum teh impakt!!!
)
Is I skarin u? Is u skared? U gonna blink? Huh?
*blink*
*blink-blink* rub *blink-blink*
.
*blink*
Heerz lukkin at u, hyoomin.
Wayle, ifn u wanna gibs me teh munnies to cubber dese gray hares, den I be happee to go gets dem cubbered. Uthurwyze, NAWT to be commintin! Dey prolly gots ur names awn dem ennyway.
Harrumph!
**feels ominus shibber down spyne**
I finkso I jes channloled my mahm!
Ai nu ai waz old when ai getted da “bone shoes” fore mi marrij. Mi momcat alwaes was byin da bone shoes.
Ur shoos maded of BONE?!?! Dang, u must be oldur tehn I thotted.
I r ignorant; whut r teh bone shoes?
Iz shoez dat ar da colour ob beige (or bone). “Da momcat alwaes woer da bone shoes caus de goeded wif anifing. Dis waz bak in da dey when onlee tyme ur shoes matched da dress waz at da marij.
Ohhai!!!! I wore teh bone-kolord shoes whin I marryed!! Wif naby dress, and bone-kolord purse 2! Adn rosebuds in mai hayr…
Mawm duznt fink da greneshuz goze wif ebreefing? haow stranjeness.:lol:
How kud dey not goez wif ebbreefing?? green b deh kuler uv deh leevez …… and awl deh differnt kuller flowerz luk gud wif leevez.
And munies. Wii awl need munies deez dayz.
No wunder iz mai faborite culor.
Srysly tho, ai liek the flowerz, and trees, and bushes, and shrubs, and grasses, and eben weeds, wut awr awl green.
**Saunters awf tew the Mu Meadow foar uh stroll**
oh hai, nc66!! did u see deh party in deh medow on Princess Muz burfday?
Gremlin roted deh most beyootiful description uv deh medow… I haz capchured it on deh cryer heer:
medow
Adn deh nite watchman hadded surprize dat u kin seeing heer:
nite watchman, page 2
I did nawt see dat.
Can yew gib me a linkee a la my new method?
Did ya C my stroll in teh urly mornin’ nawt tew long ago?
I spoke tew soon. Sawry! Izza habit ob mine.
wut stroll?? I missinged it.
Oh mai, Gremlin’s descripshun iz jes purrfect!
It musta bin teh Mudder’s bench ai sat awn.
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Ai always miss Eric wen I go tew bizit,
Wun day, tho, we’ll cross paths
and den ai’ll git tew tawk tew him
’bout teh carousel and eberyfing else.
The carousel wuz beautimaus.
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**packs rawks, nite-watchman snacks,
and crunchy fuds intew pawkits**
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My stroll
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In case yew doan see this,
ai’ll send it tew yor emeow tew.
Nd wen yu skwish a bug it duz nawt showing.
Momcat didnt haz da klass U doez mi Lady.
ai don du muneez, juss inspektifikashunz.
**puts awn hat**
Nao u kinnawt be seeing dem.
*hatbat*
*hatbat – hatbat*
*tryz tu regayn balans awt tawp ob door*
*disgizes it as butt wigglol ob doom*
*goz bak tu starin kontest. mush sayfer*
Duz hat have fevver oar ennyfing in it? Coz taht be berry hard tu resist… *nods gnoinglee*
A LERT A LERT
Ai jus finded a eckscapeticated fyrman in mai bak yard! Whut shud Ai du? Duz we has enny fyrman-handlin ecksperts heer? Halp! Ai has himz tyed tu mai bed riet nao.
Sownz lyk u gots fings unner control, Ly, but ifn u needs teh halp, I will be MOAR DEN WILLIN to assist u!
BTW, did him happin to say him wuz frum Texas? Ifn so, I’m suppozed to get him ennyway. Sum fyremenz left Texas to come halp me – MUNFS AGO – an nebber showed up!
Dang, did dey taek a rong turn oar whut?
Noes, him am frum Norf Carolina.
Hmmm…..Norf Carolina, huh?
Norf Carolina…..Texas…..CLOSE ENUF!
Yah, tehy bofe has barbecue, taht’s awl taht maddurs.
An, bein a Suvvern woman, I gots teh weekniss foar teh Suvvern mens…
Funnee, tho…. my nawt-sekkund huzbin wuz Yankee. Pleh! Shudda knoed beddur then DAT!
Ai did yu wun bedderer. Ai marrieded a Brit! An TEHRE IS NO BARBECUE HEER!!
Ai needs tu start a BBQ restrawnt in Skotland. Mebbeh teh fyrman can halp.
Nawt-sekkund huzbin wuz frum Boston!
Do yoo haz enny eyedea JES HOW MUTCH my Kentucky aksent stuck owt up dere? O.M.C.C.
Ohhh, Aiz frum Pencil Vaneya, an eben Ai donut liek Boston! Aiz sry yu hadded tu libs tehre.
Aiz alwaze happitail tu has yer halp, Rhsb!
Ly – Do u remember wen it wuz u did ur 24-hower nekkid dansdansdans?
Ai donut bemember ezacklee. Mebbeh last Mae?
Wuzzit here?
Moar specifically here?
Berri wal dun! Sees, Aiz nawt tu dood at bememberin dayts.
Ai wud liek tu becum n eckspert at hannling fyrmans. Can Ai praktis on dis wun?
Oteh. Mebbeh him can bring hims frenz, tu. We awl needs praktis!
*cheks her restraynt tekstbuk tu see if is a chaptur awn fyremens*
Pinnygigs, mowses, parrits… nope, no fyremens, sowree, nawt can halp.
I bet BDM cud halp. Hur gots teh nawt-critter restraynts.
**wunners why teh sawng “Animals” by Nikklolbak jes popped in2 her hed!**
*bites tung, sez nuffing*
**wunners whose tung pk bited**
Meebeh u kin rite teh chaptur… Tekstbukk kneeds teh chaptur! Iz beeg editoryal obersite on teh part ob teh eddytors.
Troo, iz obersite. Aifinkso, tho… *dramatik sigh*… ai shud let sumwun whu haz deboted yeers uv her lyf tu reesurching teh subject be teh wun tu rite abowt it.
U nawt gonna debote years ob ur lyfe 2 teh resurch urselb? *shocked fayce*
Ai nawt so much intu fyremens. ai will leev it tu those whu be pashunate abowt teh topik.
Awl teh eggs siting fings happen 2 u! U r beri four tune ate, aifinkso!!! Pls, taek picshures!!!
Oteh! We wil needs teh pikshers 4 teh tekstbuk, Ai finkso.
Ohai, {{{{Ly}}}}}} yu beddur hoap da fyrman helpz wif maik bbq hurrryup kwik b4 yur huzbing finkz rong fing. oar yur m-i-l., bles hur.
Fankoo, Lady MG! Ai teld hubbeh taht teh fyrman am heer fer BBQ. Ob korse, mai FIL finks BBQ is moar ebil tahn YNGs.
But taht beminds me! WE FINDED A FLAT! Wez moobin awn fryday, an Ai kan maeks awl teh BBQ Ai wunts!
yay! {{ly}}
*happee-nooflat-dansdans*
*happee-bbq-aneetymz-dansdans*
*happee-ebilYNG-dansdans*
We muz hab teh sillybrashun!!
Ai lubs yer danses, AngelPlume!
Yah, a sillybrashun am in ordur!
*AIIIIEEEEEEeeee!* Vulture Furstilist Kitteh haz faund meh owt!
Kitteh sez I knead mai roots done. *sigh* Ebbybuddy r a kritik…
Guies, wii gots lotsa wind heer 2day.
Ifn I end up flyin sumware, wud wun of y’all be nyse enuff to be catching me?
kthxbai
Aifinkso u r chanelling ur inner Sally Fields when her wuz palying teh nun.
Mawnorayll Kitteh
seez awll frum hurz hye purch andz
maykz snawrkee cawmmentz
Mawnorayll Kitteh
habz tynee peenkee paws maydz
4 grasspeeng feengz tyte
Mawnorayll Kitteh
canz jumpz daown ennee tyme hurz
wantz. Juss nawt ryte naow!
Jack.
Ohhai, Jack! Fankee fur teh lubberly poe-em ob teh Mawnorayll Kitteh!
dis b toadalee OT…but-
teh lokal noospaper hazza weekly kolum rited bai a woman hoo owns a bakery. fer theer anniberseree dis yeer, her hubbeh gibbed her a kitteh. her wuz awlreddy mayking goggie treets in teh bakery, sew her thot she’d mayk kitteh treets. her mayks dem in teh shayp uf teenietinie SKWIRRLS!!!! nawt sekund, ai thot -ooo haow kyoot, liddle bitty skwirrl shayp kitteh treets. den ai thot – OMCC…her iz enkurajing teh kittehs tew nom skwirrls!!
Oh, teh hyooj manatee!!!!!
wai nawt liddle fishies insteed uf skwirrls? izz otay fer kitteh tew nom fishies, iznt it?
Oh noes…pls dun be nommin teh fishies!
Blayme it awl awn my roots
I showed up in boots
An rooined ur blak ty affayre…
Ob coarse, my BRUDDER’’s bershun iz a liddlol diffrent:
Blame it awn my boots
U need ta fix ur roots
Dey nawt match teh rest of ur hares…
Well I think this cat is very clever to spot roots.
Ooooh! THAT’s what that look means! Been getting that one a lot lately. :-\
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