Petzmart haz teh best take out menu.
do u wantz 2 hear teh speshuls?
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do tehy deliver too???
i will has two burdies plzthx and hold teh fethers.
I’ll has sum Cui! BBQed pls!
Marinayted furst in Guiness?
mmmmmm
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hey wate!
no nomming the rodints!!
do we need anotter fundrazor?
Teh funds iz alreddy razed right down to teh ground.
Mai fundz hab gone unnergrownd, aifinkso. Ai kan’t see dem anymoar. *shakez out empty wallet**
*swats at moth flying out of parrotheads wallet*
**watshiz sadlee as moff fliez away** Nao wut will ai hab fur lunsh?
We can haz burroing rodints tu find teh funds?
Yay! We kin haz vole partee! Donut let dem neer teh meadow, tho, they will nom teh bulbz!
how abowt gofers?
Gofers, grownd skwirrls, chipmonks, mowses, voles, moles… ennyfing that digs!
Nd will duz it own vole-ishun
Kin dese burrowing rodints be trusted to reetrun teh funds? Wut if dey burrow dem deeper? Will teh skwrrl be in charge? Teh rodint czarina?
Leeza!! did u see dis??
OMCC
boviuslee we DO need anotter fundrazor!
NO NOMMIN TEH RODINTS!!!
*faints*
**fanz skwirrl** Skwirrlgrrl, yu otay?
Yu gots to get teh fainting couch and the YNNG’s to helps. Oh, wait, that’s fur a woon, nawt a faint. In this case, yu just gets teh seltzer boddul.
Aifinkso it is already “well marinated”. But (heh) a litlol extry canna hurt…
Feh! I hasta go down to Teh Dungeon and speek sternly to wun of my ‘puters. I be back inna litlol wile…
Hay! Aifinkso ai need a fondrayzor!
Yesh, Leeza! Not to be nomming teh burdies either!
ok ok…. apparently we is ALL backsliders.
*starts planning innerventshun/slash fundrazor*
Soopur-syze mii, pliiz!
Woah, I’z glad tribble not onna menu!
Kitteh haz a nom
Duz u want friez wit dat?
Yez anna Stwaberry Shake tew
My nawt-secund kitteh LOVED McDonalds fries. I think because mumble25mumble years ago they were cooked in beef fat.
Aksully, da fries iz cooked in fat mixed wif sugar. Dats why kids purrfurr da Mikey D’s ober ovver fries.
Fat… Salt… Sugar… Three of the major food groups in one item! Drink an Irish Coffee (alchohol, caffiene) while eating the fries, and and you have all five! W00t!
Sorri to disamgree Mr. Maus, butt (snerk) u leafed out da moist importint one. DA CHOKLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GMTA, Bom_Momme.
Choklitt. Yu forgotted choklitt.
Yer rite. Sry. How cud I have fergetted…
*Slaps forehead*
Gud Mornin Booklion, how iz ur dae goin? Iz beri windy hear todae.
Ohai, Bom_Momme, iz nawt so nise here, eivver. Low, sullen gray sky, 34ºF, chance of snow flurreez. And, yesh, I herz sum wind grumbling in teh treez.
Wii Haz a 4 wai Macreme and Maus leadz it!!!
Danz danz dans
sheik yerboody
Danz danz dans
sheik yerboody
Spin spin Squat den leap awl te way to teh ty-bow-teak
Ye d Maus; ai bringz da Irish Kawffee, Mikey D’s fryz an lotz ob choklit – no choklit onna fryez dough.
expensiv, tho!
But fresh! Bery bery fresh!
Lossa noms!
NOms tewGo
Kittehs lukking at de taek away menu – is very pleesd wif eet!
Him thinks hims will start wif de lizzard – because hes nevver nommed dat befoar!!!
Taystes liek chikkin
Den kitteh approoves ob lissards!
Awlmoast ennifing “eggzotik” iz spozed 2 tayste liek chikkin!
Tehn wai eet ekzotic stuffs? Just eet chikkin!
Mai sentimints eggzaklee! Ai nebber seed teh sens in payin lossa munnee fur straynj fuds!
Hmmmm….. Chikin! nom nom nom
*licks lips in apprisiashun*
wayt, wer’d teh lizzurd goe? ai haz a tayl heer, but (!) noe lizzurd naow…
??
When aiz a liddol kidlet, ai had a orinj tabby named Lambcat. Himz was a grate hunter. One dae he bringed mi momcat a lizzard. Waz stil alibe, hangin outta Lamb’s mouf. Lamb sat atta door tryin to meow wif da lizzard hangen outta hims mouf kickin itz legs. Momcat maed Lamb spit da lizzard out befor her wood let him inna house.
Hmmmmm…….. Jus missing teh cheezburger……….
*dissaproving scowl*
MEbbeh teh burgur menu iz awn teh other side!
Cud b…….. aw well, guess ai’ll hav tu setul fur sum birds den. Ai herd dat dey’re eggstra krunshee adn dat teh fewurs doan tikul as bad as teh fur!
Mary nated byrdies wif fedders awn teh side, tew goe, pleez. Teh fedders r fun tew use awn the YNG’s.
****haz a barrassed & runz awf tew teh nauty barn****
Hay! Yu guise are skeerin me!
Ohai, parrothead! Tehre will be lots uv parrots an uvver tropiclol fevvery fings at teh Junglol Theem partee tumorro fur kimkiwi an tessm. Also ekzotic froots taht du nawt taste lyk chikkin. Yu gunna be there? Huh? Huh?? It gunna be absololootlee teh coolist partee.
Wif lolephants. An a reel simulatid Lost Sitee tu eksploar. Tumorro, awn teh 6 am lol. Yu be parrot an nawt needing teh propriate atyre coz yu has it, but ebreewun else be encorijed tu!
Will yu haz cocomonutt trees? Parrots like to fly in them.
*pondurs*
We will haz a grove uv cocomonut trees, BUT (heehee) tehy will be caerfully fensed in tu purrtekt teh innomosint an awlso teh nawt-so-innomosint-but-skerred-uv-cocomonuts.
Ai bee dere, wif bellz awn! An odder shinee fingz! Fankees fur inbite-un me!
Ooooh, bells! Hao festiv!
oh noes parrothead, u has to come to MY partee!!!!
u just has to!
I is having teh ice skating rinc, and an icy sculture contest, followed by teh cymbalic bashin in of teh scultures as a ‘we hate winter and we is OVER it’ kinda thing!!
Cause it’s Prysma’s birfdai (last caturday akshully)!
u is coming to mine rite? RITE??
*crocodile teers appear in eyes*
Pfft. Whu eber herd uv a parrot in teh sno an ise???
**Crocodile, an alligatur tu, teers appear in eyes**
tehy gets tired of the heet liek everyone else!
and look, she’s coming! STN!!
*trais tu bisualyze a parrot in a parka*
Prysma-kitteh, ai tried tu gib yu dis erleeur but WP nommed it. Tu bisualyze a parrot in a parka, go tu (dubyas) bird-diaper dot com. I hab teh monagrammdid swettur!
Ya noes, it izzint fair to make us chooz witch partee to go to…
Wayta minnit, teh parteez are at teh sayme tyme? Odeer.
Yeah, fink ov awl teh difficulteez ov going frum wun to anotter. Parkas at the iceee wun, and junglol clothes at teh ovver one. What if, in stripping off teh parkas, too much gets stripped off? Might cause prollums.
Hmmm, dis cud be innerestin… **pondurs**
pft!
you know MINE will be teh best!
But…but…but….teh YNG’s will be cuvvred up wif parkas at teh wintur party….
(which means no butt butt butt)
(sawry)
Butt, butt, butt…. **teerz fill eyez**
Unless tehy has speshul cutaway parkas…
Ooooooohh… Breeeeezy…
Grayte ideer Maus!
**Yewziz sham-wow an a lasso tu get crocodiles owt ov skwirrl eyes**
Ov COARSE ai come tu yur partee! I haz alredee startid decomaraytin mai eyeskates!
YAY!!!
did aneewun see teh nooz taht Vince “shamwow gui” Shlomi wuz ahrested affer gittin inna fite wif a ummmm…nawty laydee? Aifinkso taht wil nawt help teh shamwow sayles!
Dat must bee why rhsb iz hidin in hur howse. Teh press iz bodderin hur boi!
Iz ok PH, we nawt b nommin u, u beez tew purty an tawlkatib!
{{{Serendipity}}}}
Uhm….. okai………
Ai doan fink ai iz gonna ask.
*wanders awai, fotfulee skratshing chin*
Hooz chin are yu scratshin?
*peeks around cornir*
Sawree, parrothead, ai no meens tu skair u! Iffin it halps, ai doan eets birds dat can talk & sings purtee!
Adn ai was skratshin mai own chin… fotfully… being in fot.
Hao fotfull ov yu!
Wat can ai sai…… Ai izza fotful fluffy!
Shut teh windowz
Lock teh doar
Unplug teh fone
Foar awl intints an porpoises
Dere ain’t nobodee hoam…
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Moarnin, Cheezyfrenz!
Gud dai rhsb! ………….. Uhmmm……….. R u hoam?!?!
Nope, I’m at werk…..singin Nikklolbak.
Why yu nawt hoam? Wear iz yu? Wut are ya doin? Hoo iz yu doin it wif? Wen will yu bee bak? Huh huh huh?
inkwiring mynds be inkwiring!!!
Nozee burds be nozee.
an haow r u feelin? awl beddur?
Ohai, jk2kitteh!
I’m still a liddlol soar frum teh reck, an nao my belleh be soar. Dr SkinCat tuuk biopsee of mole awn Caturday.
I gets to payse teh floar awl week week week, waytin foar rezultz.
Ohai, PH!
No, I nawt at hoam. I’m at werk. Whoopie. Howebber, 2 week week weeks from 2day I nawt be hoam!
Iz typiklol Mundane.
I tink dis side is teh aplolteasers. T’other is teh entrys and barfable green tings…
eye awlways thot barfable green tings waz dezert?
Hmm, must be a regional koozeen difference.
Like da Froench serve da cheese(nawt burgers) for dezert.
eye wud like a sprig of cat nip to go, tanks
Oh ai dun tink it matters when you eatz teh barfables, only dat you eat them, the yak tehm far an wide, prefurable on teh rugz an carpetz, not teh loleum and hardwuds.
mai kitteh purrfurrz teh strategic strike to the wide area barrage of barfage -
won small, butt (1) verry karefully plaiced barf rite were I put mai footz daon wen eye wake upz. Kold, wetz, barf in dah mourning. do NAWT want !!1!!1!!!!!!!!111111!!!
is ok, my kitteh Logan yarfed up one the udder day…and burried it under my windter scarf & gloves…
cats love boxes
2 gerbil burgarz to go pl0x kthx
PetzMart bawkkz iz 4
liddill amminullz. Kitteh
canz stillz fitz in itz
Ennee oapunn bawkkz
iz an invittayshun 4
curree~uss Kitteh
Mebbee Kitteh canz
meltz daown andz waytz 4 liddill
amminul’z reeturn?
Jack.
Oh yes, kittehz b gud at meltifying down intu liddlol poodlez uv kitteh fur adn lurking, wayting fur deh liddlol beestyz tu powns on!!!
Kitteh luvees teh boks! Luv Luv Luv!
Testing…
Nutz!
Its coming…I see it in teh who’s talking column.
Yay!
Oooo….Nom Nom Nom. A Kitteh feast. Need milk to wash it down.
Hmmm…nevvur tried nommin turtlol. Tehy wud brayk mah teefs aifinkso.
Dey maeks fun ob the turtolz, den puttz dem inna soup. Iz calld mockin turtol soup. Berri nomable.
o noze! duz wii need a ‘dew nawt mock teh turtlolz’ bennyfit tew?
test?
Yes!!!!! You pass!!!!
Mt. Mckinley!
42!
Kewl! Mai nu abatart haz arribed!!!!!
Oar nawt!!! ROFLMBO
{{{AC}}} haow iz Tammy an bebeh Smokey?
Ai recomendz tat u try teh hamsta wit sweetnsour saucies.
omnomnom yummi hamsterz lol
i can haz 2 birdz? plz and thx! nom nom. now i can haz hamsterz and gerbilz plz and thx!