Comments on: mommy wil b

By: Catto

Catto — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:58:11 +0000

“pwoud”?
When did LoLcatspeak become babytalk?!

By: Catto

Catto — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:57:36 +0000

“pwowd”?
When did LoLcatspeak become babytalk?!

By: Aoife

Aoife — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:12:05 +0000

Almost every day, when I get to work, I find a little “surprise” in my bag, courtesy of the cats. No, no poo – one of their toys.

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:02:44 +0000

Nawt tru! Dey iz nawt putin a maus inna bag. Dey iz lukin fur teh purs tu taek sum money fur cheezburgers!!!!!

AHA!!!!!!!!!! Ai c rite thru ur plot!!!!!!!!!

…………

So……. Ai woan sai a wurd iffin u cut mii in onna deal adn git mii sum ob teh cheezburgers tu………!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:19:48 +0000

Fanks, guis! Ai’ll see what ai can finding aftur class. Ai nawt mind teh fingur-nomming atawl, but ai cannawt go tu classis wif her in my pokkit attached tu mai hand awl day. Seanya nawt mind eever, but when hoam aloan wif awl kittehs, cannawt be nommed awl day!
btw, Angel gibbed her a lil lik last nite whyle sniffing her! *dans dans* Iz gud sine!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:11:39 +0000

OMCC! Iz upfi! it iz, it iz!!!!

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:51:34 +0000

What’s wrong with mommy’s finger? Surely you don’t have anything better to do with your time than sit there available to be chewed on at a moment’s notice?

Perhaps some cat toys have small hard plastic parts/rings that are big enough not to get swallowed but small enough for her little mouth.

Or perhaps a twig would work, especially if it is soft enough not to splinter. I know cats love honeysuckle branches – just like catnip for some cats, so if you could find a piece of that, Eva might think it was groovy!

I knew my orphan baby was big enough for weaning when he chewed through the nipple on the bottle!
Good luck and keep up the good work!

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:40:49 +0000

“barf room door” You have such generous and considerate pets!

By: nosoup4u

nosoup4u — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:23:32 +0000

see nao here’s a good example of a caption making the most of a picture.. too often a very cute picture of a kitty is the only appeal of the pic, but this made me lol myself pretty hard

By: Zeli

Zeli — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:19:44 +0000

Aifink kittehs bin lernin from my goggeh, Min. Min gived me a bery nice surpreyes cos I wuz awayee for two dayes and she misseded me. Fank u Min for berriying ur bonez under my pillowz!! I lubbed the midnite snack! And anubber tiyem Min helpeded mi pack my sootcaes and givded me a surpreyes pees ob chewy meatz… but I takeded mii uvver sootcaes and dint see surpreyes befour ai smelled it a foo weekz later… mmm peeeeuuuuwww!

But aifink Min lerneded from Pat The Cat (hoo iz now in da Meddow), cos Pat The Cat givded me birdies an mausies and sometimes batz. But Pat leaveded dem outside my barfroom door so I cud tred on them – splat.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:01:42 +0000

Upfi!!! are u deer! Luk - somwun maded u into a caek!!! Upfi as a caek!!!!

By: Xzon

Xzon — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:00:47 +0000

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK! mous no deads yet!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:40:28 +0000

onna sekkond fot… it mite be b-cuz aiz cawls mai kittehs mowsies sumtiems?

By: siobhan

siobhan — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:12:22 +0000

da presints ob mai kittehs bees preechooded and pre dichestid… aifinkso mai kittehs fink ais 2 owld 2 does dis maiself… oar mebbe dem fins et funneh 2 barf in frunt ob mai bed adn see mai “ewwwww” faic inna mornin *sigh*

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:10:19 +0000

mai too kittehbois left me a unidentifiable bit of sumthin on mai bedd wun dai last summer. I approached wif a kawshun, an it was teh sorta size an shape ob maus (nawt owr maus!) but wif no furrees on. ai just flipped it in teh trash an wash teh bed spredd. ew ew ew. i wuz berree prowd ob tehm an told tehm sew as it wuz nawt sekkund time tehy left “lubblee” prezzee fur me. an ai hopes nebber agin.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:42:22 +0000

VO5?!? I’ve often herd dat haz mirakulus properties.
I’ve also her dat formula 409 wuks pretty well tew.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:33:31 +0000

well, i showted all right
but akshully wut we yoozed wuz sum ob owr boi’z alberto v05 shampoo. tahts wut wuz handy

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:21:39 +0000

Ai beleeb in teh principal ob shout it owt.
Ai shout at teh kitteh until the ded fings awr owt ob teh hows.
Ai’ve seen cawmurshuls dat claim tew dew teh saim feeng wit stains like poo.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:15:49 +0000

dis LOL goze wif a lol/eww i iz just habbin. owr shiro-kitteh maded a katch-ob-teh-day dis ebening, some sort ob rodenty-type fing. him nommed teh frunt haff, taked teh bak haff away to save for brekfast tomorror, an leeved teh hed on teh patio. tehn mr. orinj badcat* camed onto teh patio an nommed teh hed!!!! ew ew ew!!
*hoom yoo may be rekalling frum teh insident ob Kumo an teh Bad Cat Poo, if yoo reeded taht last septimber or octumber – ikky story short, kumo gotted into fite wif Bad Cat erly wun morning an gotted teh bad kitteh’s poo all ober him, we had to gibbing kumo emujensy poo-remoobal baf at 4:30 in teh morning

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:11:46 +0000

my daddeh clayms taht tehy teefed me on chikkin bonez. liek many fings my daddeh sez, i mebbee shuld not be taking dis litle – literla – beleevin evreefing him sez, ifinkso.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:39:14 +0000

{{{pk}}}
{{{loki}}}

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:05:45 +0000

When ai was teeving da whorld stil usded metal “tin” cans. Mi momcat took da beer cans an putted dem inna freezer an used those for da teeving ring. If U cud find da braclets lik da “medic alert” an put inna freezer, dey cud work maebe. Dey woodnt be too hebby an solid nuf to chew on. Our Barney used to chw on mine while it was on mi arm.

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:55:21 +0000

ai has 2 go an curl up in mai purty kitteh kat bed nao. ai need 2 get plenty ub sleep cuz tumorrow iz munday (yuck!). By-by!!

By: daedraug

daedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:54:38 +0000

ai has tew geet awf, buut no yew deednt haff tew aidoanfinkso, butt would beh gud idea iffen yew cud fynd wun

cya

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:49:03 +0000

Perhaps u could ask Dr. d’Beaker to work on a shrink-ray-gun-type-thingy.

O, and tell those gnus to GO already! Teh lite is green! *honks horn impatiently*

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:47:21 +0000

waz wee supposted 2 haff a youtube bideo??? cuz eef wee wuz, ai nawt haff wun!!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:46:10 +0000

BRAKING GNUS – STOP TEH PRESSIS!
Eva be teething.
But whair du ai find a teething ring smawl enuff, taht nawt gunna be full uv evil stuffs if when her bites fru it? *pondurs wif a puzzloled*

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:44:43 +0000

ai nawt shur hao maneh wheel seeng, nawt maneh ai doanfinkso, dey probly find iek youtube bideo oar sumfing

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:43:08 +0000

ai iz nawt brave enuf 2 atempt 2 seeng! ai iz nawt sure wat eat mite sound lyke!

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:39:32 +0000

seeng ai can dew, sort ub, ohter fings, nawt sew wheel

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:38:46 +0000

I paks Mommy’s lunch for werk tomorrow

She b so releeved…

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:38:14 +0000

uh oh.
*starts 2 pac ear protecshun…jus in case*
ai iz jus kiddin. ai am sure yew weel du fyne!

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:35:08 +0000

ai wheel sing eat, butt onli a vers oar tew

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:33:44 +0000

deed yew say taht yew mite sing eat???

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:32:02 +0000

ai fink aill onli dew a vers maybeh tew

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:29:34 +0000

♪♫ why should I feel discouraged
and why should the shadows come?
why should I feel so lonely
and long for heaven and home?

when Jesus is my portion
a constant friend is He
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches over me
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches over me

I sing because I’m happy
I sing because I’m free
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches me
He watches me
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches me
I know He watches me
I know He watches me

goes fru chorus teh nother tyme an tehn ends

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:23:01 +0000

haos eat go???

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:22:40 +0000

ai hasnt herd dat wun aidoanfinkso

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:21:14 +0000

ai iz doin “His Eye is on the Sparrow”

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:18:20 +0000

ai jus got mai infurmashun, iz nawt much, butt weel du, aifinkso.

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:18:18 +0000

witch wun are yew doin

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:16:18 +0000

yesh eat duz, sorry jus realized ai doan hab te werds on mai musicc, has to wryte tehm awn

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:11:44 +0000

yeh, yew eaz bringin in ur mandolyn!!! teh mandolyn soundz purty, specially wen playin teh old hymns!!!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:09:04 +0000

gud – at leest teh pyuter did sumfing rite tewdai!

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:08:24 +0000

ai shall breeng ean teh mandoleen an plai, an attempt tew seeng eat, ai has wat ai wheel has fur the papur, nawt muhc info

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:07:06 +0000

gotz it

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:06:23 +0000

♪♫an aill cherish teh old rugid cross
till mai burden at last ai lay down
an aill cling 2 teh old rugid cross
an exchange eat sum dai 4 a crown

ai lubs taht song!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:06:09 +0000

i r sew ashamed.
.
Conga ratz CaroSue!!! i duz deh happee danz fur u adn 3kittymomma!!1 wii dans awl deh way tu deh ty booteek!!
.
Dansy dans tu deh left!
Dansy tu deh rite
adn hop hop hop
Wheee!!!!!!
.
Deh ty boo teek b habbing awl deh grate Eester guudeez fur u tu enjoying!!
Bunny skarvez and snow globez and wind chimez!!

By: agarwaendaedraug

agarwaendaedraug — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:02:49 +0000

Old Rugged Cross

on a heel far away
stud an awld ruggid crawss
teh embalm ub suufring an shem
and ai lub teht awld crawss wehr teh dearist adn best
fur a werld ub lost sinners wuz slain

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:01:29 +0000

ohai cween – ai traiied tew send yu a emayo…hope it gets tew yu (mai pyuter bein eggstra obnokshus tewnite…)