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mommy wil b so pwoud of us! i’ma put da mous in heer.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Surprise fur yew!
Ai lubs it!
kitteh sai, yew can has snak!
Butt iz nawt cheezburger. Her wyll bea dizumpoynted, aifinkso!
nawt want tew fynd a cheezburger in mai purse evver, aifinkso! choklit, haoweber, wuld b akseptibull….
Wud ravver find mowse in purse, then awn pillol when ai wake up, wif a berry prowd Loki sitting neerbai . Twice.
Of curse, yu were gud kitteh-mommeh nd sed “fank-yu” and “gud kitteh” to Loki?
aftur ai gotted mai hart beeting agen, yep, ai dids!!!
him got teh praizes an teh treets an tehn ai kwietlee maded teh mowsis disappeer.
Yu r bery berry gud kitteh mama, p-k. Yu were borneded to be doing whut yu doing now, aifinkso.
Ai hope so.
“Gud kitteh mom” iz abowt teh most portant fing in mai lyf an abowt teh nysist fing ennywun can say tu me.
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eeewww! fank CC ai nebber hadda kitteh dat du dis! mai barn kittehs leeve bits and peeces uf variyus critters bai teh frunt steps uf teh howse…
da presints ob mai kittehs bees preechooded and pre dichestid… aifinkso mai kittehs fink ais 2 owld 2 does dis maiself… oar mebbe dem fins et funneh 2 barf in frunt ob mai bed adn see mai “ewwwww” faic inna mornin *sigh*
onna sekkond fot… it mite be b-cuz aiz cawls mai kittehs mowsies sumtiems?
ohai, uniqukitty, did yu see I emeowed yu?
yes ai did – ai trai tew send yew a reply wif teh pics wii tooked, butt it sai kuld nawt send at dis tyme, pleez trai layter! aaarrrggggg
pyuters take plezhure in frusterarating us, aifinkso!
Mai theeoree: aleeuns gibbed us puters, so taht when tehy finlee shows up wif puters tahtr wurk propurlee, we will surrendur tu tehm immediatelee tu haz tehm.
I figure they encourages us to ebolbe beyond teh means ov mechanimakle or elektrimakle communikayshuns, into pur telepathy. But then, how menny ov us woulds has trubble up and downloading pikshurs into brayins?
mine iz bery gud at it!
Tsk, awl ub yuz, bin a hole owr awn dis paje nd nobuddee haz congrashulatid Carosue awn nawt secund nd taikz hur dans nd prans tu taebo teak fur da prizez nd nomz, sawngz nd dans. Wut we gun du wif yuz?
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Conga ratz CaroSue!!! i duz deh happee danz fur u adn 3kittymomma!!1 wii dans awl deh way tu deh ty booteek!!
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Dansy dans tu deh left!
Dansy tu deh rite
adn hop hop hop
Wheee!!!!!!
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Deh ty boo teek b habbing awl deh grate Eester guudeez fur u tu enjoying!!
Bunny skarvez and snow globez and wind chimez!!
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK! mous no deads yet!
her will sqwill wif delite
an skreem wif joy! wii bii berri gud kittehs
Wats deh Maus gonna finK?
“Goodbai! I iz outta here?
i has a mous in muh handbag wuts i do wif it
eaz our nawt-sekkund mowse!!! mayb wee weel get extriee catnip-dessert 4 tihs!!!
maybeh tehy poot us on teh Jolt nao!!!1
in aneh caes ai want a jolt, tew bad dey dont sell tehm ean ohaioh
yesh, eaz too bad.
lemme gess at teh pawz… paypurr
sorriee ai did nawt answer 4 a while at nawt-sekkund, mai mom waz on teh puter an takin FOREBER!!!
aww, so yew has paypuur dun???
uh……..mayyyyb.
ai haz mai reserch!!!!!
wat wun deed yew do???
Old Rugged Cross
on a heel far away
stud an awld ruggid crawss
teh embalm ub suufring an shem
and ai lub teht awld crawss wehr teh dearist adn best
fur a werld ub lost sinners wuz slain
♪♫an aill cherish teh old rugid cross
till mai burden at last ai lay down
an aill cling 2 teh old rugid cross
an exchange eat sum dai 4 a crown
ai lubs taht song!!!
ai shall breeng ean teh mandoleen an plai, an attempt tew seeng eat, ai has wat ai wheel has fur the papur, nawt muhc info
yeh, yew eaz bringin in ur mandolyn!!! teh mandolyn soundz purty, specially wen playin teh old hymns!!!
yesh eat duz, sorry jus realized ai doan hab te werds on mai musicc, has to wryte tehm awn
witch wun are yew doin
ai jus got mai infurmashun, iz nawt much, butt weel du, aifinkso.
ai iz doin “His Eye is on the Sparrow”
ai hasnt herd dat wun aidoanfinkso
haos eat go???
♪♫ why should I feel discouraged
and why should the shadows come?
why should I feel so lonely
and long for heaven and home?
when Jesus is my portion
a constant friend is He
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches over me
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches over me
I sing because I’m happy
I sing because I’m free
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches me
He watches me
His eye is on the sparrow
and I know He watches me
I know He watches me
I know He watches me
goes fru chorus teh nother tyme an tehn ends
ai fink aill onli dew a vers maybeh tew
deed yew say taht yew mite sing eat???
ai wheel sing eat, butt onli a vers oar tew
uh oh.
*starts 2 pac ear protecshun…jus in case*
ai iz jus kiddin. ai am sure yew weel du fyne!
seeng ai can dew, sort ub, ohter fings, nawt sew wheel
ai iz nawt brave enuf 2 atempt 2 seeng! ai iz nawt sure wat eat mite sound lyke!
ai nawt shur hao maneh wheel seeng, nawt maneh ai doanfinkso, dey probly find iek youtube bideo oar sumfing
waz wee supposted 2 haff a youtube bideo??? cuz eef wee wuz, ai nawt haff wun!!!
ai has tew geet awf, buut no yew deednt haff tew aidoanfinkso, butt would beh gud idea iffen yew cud fynd wun
cya
ai has 2 go an curl up in mai purty kitteh kat bed nao. ai need 2 get plenty ub sleep cuz tumorrow iz munday (yuck!). By-by!!
eaz wun ub tehm lcb????
No, i fink seh wud be takin sumfing owt, nawt puttin sumfing in.
maybeh she putting a rustie shineh she dont want ean eat, oar sumfing nawt shineh…
Such gud kittehz tu gibbing deh mommee a prezzie in deh purse. mebbe she kin take it owt wen she b in a meeting and share wif deh bossman?
dat wood be grate
I noes a few boss-menz i wud like tu gib a dedded mouse tu!!
hai Cweemnj how are uz
ohai cween – ai traiied tew send yu a emayo…hope it gets tew yu (mai pyuter bein eggstra obnokshus tewnite…)
gotz it
gud – at leest teh pyuter did sumfing rite tewdai!
Mommee Kitteh habz
mowssee troafee. Wawntz Prittee
Wun 2 noatiss it
Mommee Kitteh putz
mowsee traofee awn Prittee
Wun’z Bed… Didz nawt wawnt!!!
Mommee Kitteh feenkz
purss mowssee gud idee~uhz.
Prittee Wun myte nawtz
Jack.
Yu deserbs teh bestest maustroafee (nawt catasstroafee) for dis wun, Jack. Schmoo!
I paks Mommy’s lunch for werk tomorrow
She b so releeved…
BRAKING GNUS – STOP TEH PRESSIS!
Eva be teething.
But whair du ai find a teething ring smawl enuff, taht nawt gunna be full uv evil stuffs
ifwhen her bites fru it? *pondurs wif a puzzloled*Perhaps u could ask Dr. d’Beaker to work on a shrink-ray-gun-type-thingy.
O, and tell those gnus to GO already! Teh lite is green! *honks horn impatiently*
When ai was teeving da whorld stil usded metal “tin” cans. Mi momcat took da beer cans an putted dem inna freezer an used those for da teeving ring. If U cud find da braclets lik da “medic alert” an put inna freezer, dey cud work maebe. Dey woodnt be too hebby an solid nuf to chew on. Our Barney used to chw on mine while it was on mi arm.
my daddeh clayms taht tehy teefed me on chikkin bonez. liek many fings my daddeh sez, i mebbee shuld not be taking dis litle – literla – beleevin evreefing him sez, ifinkso.
What’s wrong with mommy’s finger? Surely you don’t have anything better to do with your time than sit there available to be chewed on at a moment’s notice?
Perhaps some cat toys have small hard plastic parts/rings that are big enough not to get swallowed but small enough for her little mouth.
Or perhaps a twig would work, especially if it is soft enough not to splinter. I know cats love honeysuckle branches – just like catnip for some cats, so if you could find a piece of that, Eva might think it was groovy!
I knew my orphan baby was big enough for weaning when he chewed through the nipple on the bottle!
Good luck and keep up the good work!
Fanks, guis! Ai’ll see what ai can finding aftur class. Ai nawt mind teh fingur-nomming atawl, but ai cannawt go tu classis wif her in my pokkit attached tu mai hand awl day.
Seanya nawt mind eever, but when hoam aloan wif awl kittehs, cannawt be nommed awl day!
btw, Angel gibbed her a lil lik last nite whyle sniffing her! *dans dans* Iz gud sine!
dis LOL goze wif a lol/eww i iz just habbin. owr shiro-kitteh maded a katch-ob-teh-day dis ebening, some sort ob rodenty-type fing. him nommed teh frunt haff, taked teh bak haff away to save for brekfast tomorror, an leeved teh hed on teh patio. tehn mr. orinj badcat* camed onto teh patio an nommed teh hed!!!! ew ew ew!!
*hoom yoo may be rekalling frum teh insident ob Kumo an teh Bad Cat Poo, if yoo reeded taht last septimber or octumber – ikky story short, kumo gotted into fite wif Bad Cat erly wun morning an gotted teh bad kitteh’s poo all ober him, we had to gibbing kumo emujensy poo-remoobal baf at 4:30 in teh morning
Ai beleeb in teh principal ob shout it owt.
Ai shout at teh kitteh until the ded fings awr owt ob teh hows.
Ai’ve seen cawmurshuls dat claim tew dew teh saim feeng wit stains like poo.
well, i showted all right
but akshully wut we yoozed wuz sum ob owr boi’z alberto v05 shampoo. tahts wut wuz handy
VO5?!? I’ve often herd dat haz mirakulus properties.
I’ve also her dat formula 409 wuks pretty well tew.
mai too kittehbois left me a unidentifiable bit of sumthin on mai bedd wun dai last summer. I approached wif a kawshun, an it was teh sorta size an shape ob maus (nawt owr maus!) but wif no furrees on. ai just flipped it in teh trash an wash teh bed spredd. ew ew ew. i wuz berree prowd ob tehm an told tehm sew as it wuz nawt sekkund time tehy left “lubblee” prezzee fur me. an ai hopes nebber agin.
Upfi!!! are u deer!
Luk – somwun maded u into a caek!!!
Upfi as a caek!!!!
Aifink kittehs bin lernin from my goggeh, Min. Min gived me a bery nice surpreyes cos I wuz awayee for two dayes and she misseded me. Fank u Min for berriying ur bonez under my pillowz!! I lubbed the midnite snack! And anubber tiyem Min helpeded mi pack my sootcaes and givded me a surpreyes pees ob chewy meatz… but I takeded mii uvver sootcaes and dint see surpreyes befour ai smelled it a foo weekz later… mmm peeeeuuuuwww!
But aifink Min lerneded from Pat The Cat (hoo iz now in da Meddow), cos Pat The Cat givded me birdies an mausies and sometimes batz. But Pat leaveded dem outside my barfroom door so I cud tred on them – splat.
“barf room door”
You have such generous and considerate pets!
see nao here’s a good example of a caption making the most of a picture.. too often a very cute picture of a kitty is the only appeal of the pic, but this made me lol myself pretty hard
Nawt tru! Dey iz nawt putin a maus inna bag. Dey iz lukin fur teh purs tu taek sum money fur cheezburgers!!!!!
AHA!!!!!!!!!! Ai c rite thru ur plot!!!!!!!!!
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So……. Ai woan sai a wurd iffin u cut mii in onna deal adn git mii sum ob teh cheezburgers tu………!
Almost every day, when I get to work, I find a little “surprise” in my bag, courtesy of the cats. No, no poo – one of their toys.
“pwowd”?
When did LoLcatspeak become babytalk?!
“pwoud”?
When did LoLcatspeak become babytalk?!