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Oh luuk, a popcorm!
myne! myne!
Okay, iz awl urs. U kin has teh fuzz dat’s stuk to it too.
ew… umm… dew nawt rillee wawnt…
Der’z a coop-on heer dat sez “elebenty free cheezburgers”. Izzit yores?
Noe clayms? Well, iz awl mine den. (Nawt dat I’d hab gibben it bak, I jus’ wanted tu noe wu tu thank.)
…anna munnie! Ai hazza munnie!
Iz dark in here!
Wanna borry my minee-mag? I has wun in my purse.
HALP! The couch is nomming me!
*distracted mom voice*
That’s nice dear. Have fun.
Oh noes da kitteh haz lost himz hed.
No! Donut loze ur hed.
youtube.com/watch?v=LcG5HQnCBU4
Jules Verne kitteh on the loose!
Beddur than Voyage to teh bottum ov teh Sea.
Yesh yesh, speshulee considerin hao moast kittehs feel abowt teh waddur.
Yesh, one pinkie toe pad in a drop ov waddur just as bad as being 20 fousand leagues unnder teh sea fur teh kitteh.
Ifn u see enny chanj, iz mien.
Luuk owt fer teh Morlocks kitteh!
Ooooh, Morlocks reelly scared mi wen I was a pup. *shiver*
Ooooh, Morlocks reelly scared mi wen I was a pup. *shiver*
Aslo we stays away frum Island ov Dr. Moreau, which scarified me, too.
Teh Tyme Masheen ref! HG WElls!
If teh earth has a chewy caramel center, u’ll call me, ok?
How menni licks does it tayke tu git tu the centur?
3
wii must akx Mr. Owlol!
I usedta wares some glasses that according to my then-cow-orkers maded me look like that owl. They always axed me how many licks, etc. but they never oncet gived me a Tootsie Pop.
*pouts*
**gibs LCB a Tootsie Pop**
I purrfurr teh Blow Pops myself, wif teh gum innit.
Oooh! I likes those also. I can has some? kthxmydentistwillplotz
I kin haz blow pop tu?
Ifn it’ll keep u frum axkin so menee kweshtuns….
Wut du yu meen? Why du yu sai dat? Hoo tole yu ai aks kwestuns? Where iz yur bowt-tu-be conbictid fellan boifren wif teh pointee hayres? Wen du ai git my blow pop?
Wat iz der airspeed on an unladen swallow?
Afrikan or Yooropeeun swallow?
Y is up?
Hooz wine? Wut wine?
wher teh heck did ai dyne?
Du yu feeeeeeel lyke we do? **tawlk bocks feedback**
**gibs PH teh ebil luuk**
WUT fellan boifren wif teh poyntee hares?
I nawt gots teh boifren.
I gots teh frenz who are guies, but dat’s it.
Shee meenz Mr. Vince Shamwow, whoo wuz arrestifyed las munff fer fitin wif a….*nawty laydee* atta hotelz.
teh sichooashun cud put teh kibosh onna shamwow sails, aifinkso.
O hai, parro thead. Here, u can has one of my blow-pops. ONly been slightly likked.
BTW, I laffed at whut u sed about my noo kitteh looking like she steeled her tail from another kitteh. She didn’t think it was so funny though and said to show u her pointy enz.
Ai nawt frayed ov dat purrtee kitteh’s pointee enz! Ai haz awn mai pointee enz purteckshun! Did yu nayme dat purrdee gurl yet?
R u sure ’bout that? Because she has a feerce.
After changing my mind about teh rite name about elebenty times, I has pretty much settled on Zoe. She is teh soft and sweet, but has a feisty, and also, teh name sounds enuff like “Zorro” to has a reference to teh mask. I think her semi-official second name will be Bastille.
O, and I knowd that “Zoe” means “life” (u knoes as in Zoology and stuffs) but I did not knoes that it was a Hebrew (I think) version of “Eve”. So that makes the name a littlol more special since it honors PK’s littlol bebbeh Eva.
how bowt Zorroe?
congrats on teh noo kitteh!!
Akkording tu web page I fownd Zoe iz derived from the Proto-Indo-European root *gʷei- (to live).
Sry, teh lines are now closed. Thx for playing, tho!
There is so many good names that has a mask reference, but I likes to name my kittehs based on who they is, not whut they looks like. Teh n00b has a sweet but sassy nature, which “Zoe” captures very well.
I posted a pic of Zoe on my profile. I took some pics and video of her and Liam over teh weekent but haven’t uploaded them anywheres yet.
So yu iz a kitteh-ologist tu! I duz dat. When I do kitteh reskews, I rite up wat der kittehs aer lyke adn fink ob a cool naym dat fits.
Ai fink Zoe (pronounced Zowe or Zoeee) is a sweet name for a sweet babi. Zoe Bastille is a beri gud nam for da yelling when her is in danger an ignoring u – dat da bebbehs iz sew gud at.
LCB’s Beautimus Zoe Bastille ov ___cheezland?___. Datz a winning name, aifinkso! Pleez tu tell Zoe ai meened no harm bowt hur purdee tayle! Hur iz beeyewtimus frum nose tu tayletip (hoozebur tayle it mite be).
zoe meens life? hehe… dat maeks dis vampire in da kelley armstrong books – namded zoe – sumhao… funneh ^^
De toosi pup peppol iz habin a comtest fore sumone too figure owt hoe manny liks. Iz onna website.
Ew! I is not gonna lick my computer screen just to win a stoopy old contest.
Unless the prize is a lifetime supply of tootsie pops.
Dis kitteh will!
“http://60gp.ovh.net/~cleanyou/”
Da website iz sew kyoot. I lubs alla amnimolz.
Yesh, butt (snerk) it will bee tuffr to figur da numberz.
An yesh, iz lifetyme suppli of popz ( or moneez for da liflong gettin ofb da pops).
That is teh bak haf uf a veri fine kitteh!
Yes, ur rite! Looks like my Jethro’s behine. Him was a very handsomeness boi.
Luks moar lyke a quarterback. Wunner if it haz sined for any ob teh big naym teems.
Maybee eye goe alla way thru tu Chyna!
Kitteh, u SHUR datz a gud eyedea?
I’z inna starship. Iffin eye fawl offa teh udder side, eye juss flye awai in spayze.
O hai, Tribble! I drived by Balmer on Friday on teh way to get my noo kitteh in Abingdon. I waved at u, did u see?
Trib, I wuz in Balmer (ackshuly Glen Burnie) on Caturday. I waved too!
Aww, u shudda sayed sumting!
Aww, wii cudda met.
Ya, {{{rhsb}}} {{{Q}}} {{{maus}}}
A free way tye of nawt sekkond.
I haz da koffee, fresh baked bloo berri muffinz and mymozzas for da elebenzees.
yum, bloo berri muffinz!
aifink wii shud awl dans dans awf tew teh bootik an git sum Eva bobblyheds an t shurts!
I kin do my own nekkid dansdansdans?
**Red shakes hur thang**
Sownz nommy! Mutch beddurer dan dees stoopy McNuggits I gots.
Jess member – partz iz partz.
Chikkin partz!
Gigglol. My mommeh, who is a very talented sewing person, usedta make teh soft-sculpture dolls, but wif all teh boddy parts that normally get leaved offa dolls. They was used in courts and stuff so kids what hads bad stuffs happen to them could show whut they did not has teh vocabulary to tell.
Anyways, she made so many sets that she put them together assembly-line style. This was around the time that teh “partz is parz” commercial was on every 5 minnits. One time my brother wented into teh sewing room where our mommeh had a few rows of breastages and other bits laid out on teh sewing table and was stitching them on teh appropriate-gender dolls. He looked at tehm for a minnit then said, “parts is parts.”
Was teh funny then, but u mabye hadda been there.
:snerk: is funneh now tew lcb
Ai gree, iz da kinna stufz dat da fambilee passez frum genrashun to genrashun.
An since ai iz slitlee demeded ai can visulize da conbersashun an da mommeh tryin nawt to hurt herzelf wif da lauffs.
My brother at teh time was already growed up, FWIW. There was much laffs all teh same.
uh oh… iz stuck!!1!!!
A perfectly fine example of couch diving. As long as he doesn’t graduate to dumpster diving, we’ll be OK.
Howdi Jenn – ai don fink ai noes U.
*Putz owt floofy paw ob frenship*
Hi there, BomMomme! I don’t post all the time, depends on what works lets me do. :-p
Lessee – ooh! Sientific diskuvery!! Senter of teh erth is made of nickul! … and potato chip, an kleenecks.
appl kore, dryed
Barbie hedd minus teh doll
candy, stiky…
… and…
Assorted crumbs
Buttons
Candy rappers
Dust
E…
Elolphantz
Fuzzee stuff
Green m&m
Haffa sammich
I….
Iguanas
Jirraff
Komputer mowsie
Leisure Suit Larry compooter disk
…
Ai lubd da Leisure Suit Larry. Wii uzed too mak himz du da nawty stuff jess for da laffs.
Magnifyin glass
Nao where did ai put mah reeding glasses?
Over-used toyz
P…
Peeza, sebural week week weeks old,
Q ov antz, nomming away.
Rat droppings,
Sumfing ai kan’t identify
T…
TV Guide from 19elebenty
Unidentified fryed object
Vittles, not so Tender anymoar
W…
Wadded up tisshoo — *tisshoo!*
Xenobologonical life from Marz or somplace
Yellow-wif-age noospaper bits…”Dewey Beets Trooman”…
Zipper pull I chood off somebuddys jakkit and playd wif an lost.
lol…best comment on here.
Ooohh, teh jurnee iz mush softir den ai fot!
…… Bit krampt, tho.
…… Adn kinda smellz like ole sox….. o.O
*lolz*
In my sperience, teh kittehs seem to like teh smell of old sox.
Adn cheez. Kittehz lub smell ob cheez. Duz this meen kittehs aer a kind ob mousie?
* slow, sad scamper *
* pushes Mick in tu fais teh myoosik tu *
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Ohai… plz tu nawt be teh mad. Ai is sry taht “Piggeh, in conbersayshun” had tu be reskedyooled… Ai gess Piggehs does NAWT maek sush gud tawk show hosts, affer awl…
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whut happened wus, ai had a berry BERRY neer miss wen ai wus cycloling adn ai wus awl shayked up Fundai nite so cud nawt be phunny berry easily. Ai is teh otay, lukeelee so aifinkso wii can has teh nawt sekkund esipode tihs week week weekend insted. Prolly awn teh 4pm TTI LOL, uh huh, yesh. * nod nod * Dere is a 4pm TTI LOL awn Fundai, rite? RITE?
Iz glad u wuz nawt hurted {{{GP}}} taht sownds skaree!
oh yesh yesh yesh! Dey tryed dere best but but but ai gawt owt ob teh wai juss in thyme…
oooh, DH haz had a cupple uv those…
hee duzzint alwayz tell mee abowt it until a cupple uv dayz layter…
Yesh, wii does nawt want tu worree yu… is teh beeg scaree wen yu is awn teh biek but but but eben moar scaree fur teh lubbed wons, aifinkso.
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Hii is prolly wurried taht iffn hii tells yu rite awai yu wheel ban him frum riding!
*measures Mr. tessm for a plastic ball*
(luuks lyke WP eeted mai last commint cuz uv teh linkee. sorree if it dubble posts)
heer they putz up “ghost bikes” when there iz a bike fatalitee. clik on mai bloo name to see websyte.
last yeer foar Memorial Day tehy putted up manee bikes around town, going bak several yeerz. Waz veree sad an alsew unsettling to see haow manee even in owr liddul suburp area.
bee kareful GP! we donut want too luuse u!
DH’s neer misses hav been mostlee inna evening when peepz are in a hurree to get hoam, ai guess. an iz nawt so bad inna summer when iz lite, but when it startz getting dark inna urlee evening, iz when it seemz wurse. everee tyme he fynz anuther spensive lite to ware. (iz OK, akshullee.)
* shudder * taht is teh creepy…
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Member: Plz tu lukk twyce fur bieks. Iffn dere is a gap, dere mite be a cyclolist dere.
*25-watt lite blub comes on over LCB’s hed*
Oh! THAT’S why they has that announcement at teh Tube stations in Lunnon for u to “Mind teh Gap.” Because a cyclolist mite be in there.
Rite?
*snort*
Sorri U had da almoss accident. Iz otay?? Takee caer ob urself an keep da iz out foer da nawt gud driberz.
Fankies! Yesh, ownlee mai confeedunts is teh hurt… * shakes littlol paw at stoopy dryburs *
{{Guinness Piggeh}} glad that you are okai.
{{{gammacat}}} Fank yu!
No tehre isn’t!
Teh time in TTI will be 3 pm! or 7 pm.
silleh piggeh.
*orders remeedial maths book for GP*
Silleh sqwirlol, yu ordered teh dubbul dutch vushun ob teh buk.
but but but… ai does nawt speek teh Dutch, let alown teh Dubblol Dutch!
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Umm… otay den… whut thyme is 3pm TTI ebberyware?
3pm PST = 6pm EST = 11pm TTI
noon PST = 3pm EST = 8pm TTI
7 am PST = 10 am EST = 3pm TTI
pft! u didded it backwords!!
u is just gonna confuzzle him teh more!
* goes cross-eyed *
Fare’s fare. GP izunt favriting my lols, sew I’m gonna talk sdrawkcab.
Iz 4am ICHC tiem!
ah, fankies annipuss!
is taht anything liek dutch choklit???
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OW!
oh, teh tiems?
*luks up*
according to teh space tiem continyooum…
it wud be
10 am EST
7 am Spacific Time
and teh central 9 am ifinkso and Mtn somewheres in between.
and ifinkso Aridzona and Hawayee r on their own.
Umm… well, eet mite be a littlol erlee fur teh Spific ppl but but but is best thyme according tu teh LCB Channel Skedyool, uh huh, yesh.
**swoonz frum trying to membur awl teh times**
Whut a coincidence. I
almost hitted by a cyclistsaw some rabid weaslols almost hit a cyclist on Sunday. They sed they was hurrying home to catch the noo talk show and this nutjob on a bicycle came up outta nowhares.U knoes, piggeh, if u stuck to ur plastic traveling ball thingy this sort of thing wouldnot happen.
but but but yu sed…! YU SED…! Ai member eet:
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* blurry screen *
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[lolcatburglars 'manshun' a phew week week weeks ago]
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“PIGGEH! PIGGEH! Ware yu is??? Wai is mai pryceless Mung Vase awl smushed awn teh fluur??? Mick sais YU nokked eet awf eet’s precareeus stand wen yu wus scooting arownd in yur stoopy plasteek bawl!”
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“but but but LCB, eet wus nawt me! eet wus Mick! Hii wus lukking fur teh gud meds agen adn he smushed eet cos hii cud nawt fynd them!”
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“Uff, PIGGEH! Yu is NAWT tu yoose yur plasteek bawl unstoopervysed AGEN!”
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* blurry screen *
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Sea? pfft.
Funny, that’s not how *I* rembers it:
*blurry screen*
[LCB's palatial mansion a few weeks ago]
GP: Hay Mick! Let’s take our noo bikes into teh libbing room and play motocross! *Zoom* *Jump* *Swerve* *Crash!* Uh-oh. LCB’s priceless Mung vase! LCB always says “Don’t play motocross in teh house!” Um, lissen. U go gets teh gloo, and I’ll wait here and tell LCB if she comes in that there was… um, a earfquake or something, ‘k?
LCB: EEeep! Why is my priceless Mung Vase all smushed on teh floor? And why do you have a Mung-Vase-shaped lump on ur hed?
GP: Eeet was Mick! Hii wus lukking fur teh gud meds agen adn he smushed eet cos hii cud nawt fynd them!
LCB: O, u pore piggeh. U should always use ur plastic ball for protections, especially when Mick is around. *Gets piggeh a piece of Mung-Vase-shped ice for teh Mung-Vase-shaped bump on his hed*
*blurry screen*
See?
oh oh oh! My turn!
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* blurry screen * (Mick looks better on a blurry screen)
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[The Nawty Barn, this Morning]
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Mick arrives wearing nothing but…
* hedbats Mick *
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Pfft! Sry ebberywon… Yu nose, LCB – yu shud rly keep him lokked awai oar sumfing…
… a few shards of Mung vase…
Being a sharp-dressed man: ur doin it rong!
FTW!!!
but u get a nise crease in ur pants that way.
Those weren’t his pants! Those were his leg!
*RUNS FOR BRANE BLEECH*
Ai iz glad yu iz okee dokee, GP! **shakez talons at stoopy driburs**
ooo fankies PH!
T3h Beeg Lawng Chayr hoaldz
awll ubz Lyfe’z Missturreez 4
Ekksploarurr Kitteh
Awll dawrk andz wawrm andz
snugglee. Amz besstest playss 4
shynee deevyssez!
Clumsee Hewminz putz
shynee deevyssez dayr awll
t3h tyme. Kitteh fyndz!
Summtymez iz Munneez!
Uddurr tymez amz keez andz lawng
lawst Hewmin reemoat!
Jack.
PHOTO SHOPPED! why cant they just find the good ones and leave a caption? not funny when they are PS’d
Journey to the photochop dimension!!!!!!!!
65% complete
In Soviet Rushya the couch sits on you
*hugs Cheezfrenz*
Hay guise! There’s caek in the brakeroom. Go feed ur faces. AND. NOTHING. ELSE.
pft! we all know better than that!
{{{{LCB}}}}
Not quite all, but most. And I does has a proud about that!
*hugs skwerl*
{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}
{{{{skwirrlgrrl))))))))
Ai brotted bagulz and kreem cheeze tu teh brakerum dis moarnin, ai rekommind it insted ov teh caek.
Yay! {{{Cheezfrends}}}
*leeds stampeed tew teh brakeroom*
yello caek? *luuks hoepful*
*gets stampeded*
*Picks up Tessm and dusts her off*
Come on. I’ll help you get to the brake room.
Duz they has NPT Cake?
?
Iffn I told you, LCB wud yells at me…
HAY! I *NEVER* YELL!
Ahem. I mean, we want to avoid any overt mention here.
Um, that reminds me, tessm, has u seed teh pic of my noo kitteh? Is on my, um, profile.
oh yesh! ai saw onna town cryer nawt-sekkund over weekend! she is beeutimus!!! sew funnee u founded a kitteh wiv a burglolar mask!
U sure u doesn’t wanna go look again? Is just over on my profile. *nods*
…and naow ai sees it on ur profyle!
She’s a Nice Pretty Thing, isn’t she?
Nyse Puddy Tat!
but but but I don’t see Zoe!
wanna see!!
U has to go to my ICHC profile. If u click my bloo name, there is a link on teh left to it.
Purty kitteh, LCB. I likes her Zorro mask, and Yes, I know you have named her Zoe, unless your mind changes agin.
She is taking meds rite now for some tummy trubbles. This morning she scratched me while being all DO NOT WANT. Scratch is in teh shape of a Z!
Morgan has had very gurgly tummy for a cupple uv weeks. We started trying slippery elm yesterday, see if it halps. *fingers crossed*
Did u see that Morgan did vry well on today’s Top5 Pets list? (I sed “good girl, because I knoes u halped. Aplolgies if I got Morgan’s gender rong.)
(gender is OK cuz Morgan had a bad blockage as a yung kitteh and hadda hav EBBERYFING reemuuved. hee is (re)bilt lyke a gurl.
**pix TessM up offa floor, dustz hur awf, gibz hur a hug**
**pushes way intu brakerum**
Looks like GMTA Cake fer us, burdie…
Or mebbe it’s Mind Meltering Cake…
Oar boff?
Yesh. Mind meltering causes freqwent GMTAing…
Ob corse, dey makes a pill fer taht now…
fanks guise!
{{{Maus}}}
{{{parrothead}}}
In onner of teh kitteh looking under teh sofa cushions, it’s crumb caek!
*gets stampeded*
ow…sabes me a piece…
*piks up Chessie*
*brushes off crumz*
GMTA, oar sumfin!
{{{Chessie}}}
muych thankees, I woulda been stampedin’ meself…espeshully if it was chokolate crumb cake…
o sorree fer teh stampeedin (((evvrewun))) ai hadda hongree!
Wow. you guys need lives.
aaaaaan…… thanks for playing with us!
*snicker*
There’s Journey at the center of the earth?
Doooon’t stop…belieeeevin’….
Hold on to the feelin
Streetlight people
Oh DAAARN em agen so layt! Dat 1959 moovie wuz so kewl. JUST bcs ovit I std rdg Julius Vernon! KITSPLORTZ 2 ALL U LITERARY CHEEZFRENDSZ!
my meezer finnegan duz dis allot! He luvs 2 investimigate da sofa, i wunder whyz?
there is a vortex to a parallel dimension behind my couch. gnomes live in it and every night they come out too steal my underpants.
that pic reminds me of when i try to find change in my couch! ha ha