Comments on: Ma’am, can u identify teh perpetrator?

By: Colin

Colin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:20:37 +0000

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE SPOTTED ONE CAME FROM!

By: realpony

realpony — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:22:29 +0000

um……the white one’z the perpatratur i tink cuz its…white….and the others aren’t. did yu evr thinkz of dat?

By: anom

anom — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:15:57 +0000

e.t. cat hides in toy closet…shhhh

By: willyboy

willyboy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:13:35 +0000

maybe Rosie or Rosalee?

By: Peter

Peter — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:10:26 +0000

I own that teddy on the far left!

By: willyboy

willyboy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:04:41 +0000

Maybee Rosie or Rosalee?

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:09:54 +0000

clearly its teh 1 on teh very rite

By: turtlol

turtlol — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 06:55:57 +0000

wy, yeth, Ossifer! It wuz him! Noe, wayt, it wuz HIMS!! Dat wun! Noe, dang, Aifink it wuz HIM…..
cwap. teh goggie dun it, okay? Dis wun nawt giltee…hims am tu preshuss!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 06:51:59 +0000

whee! dis mus be teh week fur gnu kittehs in hoams; LCB gotted a gnu kitteh, Ai can has a gnu kitteh, COL has gnu bebbeh kittehs borned at hur howse….
duz dis mayk it offishulee Spring??? LOL!

concatulashuns, LCB!! and COL!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:36:36 +0000

ai pases wif yoo two, red. we habs a hole parade ob cheezpeeps warin owt yur karpets.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:27:33 +0000

Hmmm…

nope, nope….

don’t see no goggie….

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:26:40 +0000

gud wun!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:26:00 +0000

{{{{{{{{{lcb}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: ZOMFGCHEEZBURGAR

ZOMFGCHEEZBURGAR — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:18:00 +0000

akshully i can’t. hint pl0x.

By: Cattails

Cattails — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:01:50 +0000

{{{Jack}}} ai lurve ur poems!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:19:48 +0000

Maplol dip… *liks lips* Lyk chokklit dip, yu gno, wuns wif chokklit awn teh top? onlee maplol insted. yum!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:12:36 +0000

I had donut dis moarnin too. Dere’s onlee wun playse arown dat haz teh kind I lyk, an I wuz ablol to tawlk mahm in2 stoppin awtn teh way to Dr SkinCat’s offis.

Whut kinda donut u lyk? **plz nawt to say glazed**

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:08:17 +0000

Strypee Kitteh wuz
fraymd! Sinss wen iz taykeengz a
Napz againsst t3h law?!!!

Strypee Kitteh nawtz
sez nuffeeng! Uddurr Kittehz
stayeengz kwyett 2

Strypee Kitteh knoez
dat wenz awll elss faylz, itz tyme
2 luukz innosentz!

Jack.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:06:51 +0000

Fanks, red. {{{{{{Red}}}}}}
Lyk ai sed erlier sumwhair: Kittehs, Seanya, cheezfrendz, an donuts, iz a gud birfday!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:00:25 +0000

Yesh, but WUT A WAY TO GO!

Post awl teh bideos an pikshurs of teh liddlol piggie dat u want!

Happitayle Birfday, PK {{{{{{PK}}}}}}

Hoap iz been a gud wun.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:54:58 +0000

Hm, so… wud yu guis get an oberload uv Eva-ness if ai were tu, oh, post anuvver short bideo an a few pics? *luks nonchalant*
BTW, her is 7.1 oz!!!!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:37:37 +0000

gud nite {{{SJ}}}

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:33:25 +0000

Nite, Martoonie!

Sweet dreemz.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:31:03 +0000

**HEVVY SIGH**

Lyk teh swirrl, u needz to praktiss dat luuk moar. Iz nawt conbinsin.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:30:53 +0000

Ok ai needs to go sleepybyes nao – we loose an hour tonite (LCB, is dat ennyfing to do wiv u?) and ai needs mai liddlollessugly sleep. Nitey nitey awl, sweet dreemz.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:29:21 +0000

btw, if you had met teh cheez ai has – u wud nawt need to wunner why ai needs teh chainz.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:27:18 +0000

*luks innosent*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:26:09 +0000

**wunners why martoonie uses chainz in teh kitchin**

**makes notes nebber to go to martoonie’s howse**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:24:38 +0000

I lyks teh Mudslides. Iz dat ennyfing lyk teh choklit martoonies?

Mudslides = Alkyhawlik Choklit Milk = YUM!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:23:41 +0000

Akshully, u is in luck. Ai does nawt rly liek teh dark choklit, an ai has sum bery bery bery dark choklit dat has been stalking me in teh kitchen for sum tiem. Hang on a minnit, while ai takes teh chains awf it…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:23:34 +0000

Yay Cattails!!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:23:30 +0000

Fanks, Cassidy!

I’ll be paysin foar moast of teh week.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:22:28 +0000

Ow, rhsb! Hope teh reportses be all good.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:22:05 +0000

Alsew, dez daes dey puts al sortz of strang alkyhawl init. Lik da chocolit martooniez, banananana martooniez eben da pomograit martooniez.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:20:51 +0000

Gee, fanks.

I nebber turn down teh choklit, espeshulee teh dark choklit…. **luuks hoapful**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:19:48 +0000

**snikkurs**

Fanks, BOM!

I kin gibs it ally-bye. It nawt go anyware oar do nuffin (unless whiel I wuz sleepin). It jes stayed in its spot awn my belleh, neer my belleh-button.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:19:34 +0000

Yaay fur yu, LCB, an congrats on yur new famblee member! Dis is wun luckee kitteh!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:18:59 +0000

Ohnoes!!!! *runs tu luk*

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:18:47 +0000

Oh, ai cannawt begin to tell u how mush ai likes teh pikklols. An teh olibs. Uh, ai feel ai shud gib u sumfing … u likes sellery? Is awl yours.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:16:58 +0000

Ai woodnt worri, Dr. TinySkinCat sed itz lukked specius, maebe he finks dat it robbded da bank or sumfin.
Wii keepz u special inna prayers tonite.
{{{{Red}}}}

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:13:58 +0000

Sillee martoonie!

U kin has awl my olibs (an pikklols).

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:12:40 +0000

Uh, ok, but ai wud rather eat it. *holds owt hand, wiv olib*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:11:14 +0000

Hmm….

I prolly purfurr teh wuns wif teh gin, cuz I has had bad egg-speryensis wif teh bodka in teh past. It ABSOLUT-lee kikked my butt moar den wunse! (I iz teh slow lerner aparentlee.)

Hold teh olib, plz.

By: booklion

booklion — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:09:40 +0000

Or Robie, Cary Grant’s name in To Catch a Thief. Tho sounds too much like teh already rejected Robin.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:08:30 +0000

Ennyfing u want! Dey is nermally teh gin oar teh vodka an teh vermooth. Opinyuns differ as to which is bedder, an hao mush vermooth u has. Persnly, ai cannawt drink teh gin after certin events in mai stoodent days (ai feels sick eben nao, finking ob dem) so ai prefer teh vodka. Basickly, is teh alkyhawl, plus alkyhawl, wiv sum moar alkyhawl.
Annan olib.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:04:38 +0000

Fanks! I nebber had teh martoonie. **has an embarissed**

Wut iz in teh martoonies?

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:03:10 +0000

rhsb, ai sends u sum martoonies, in case teh margareetas duz nawt do teh job. Ai has mai fingers and toes crossed fer u.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:03:02 +0000

Iz gonna be at leest Thurzday afturnoon befoar I kno ennyfing, so iz gonna be a LAWNG week!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:00:35 +0000

Nawt DAT fifth. *rolls eyes*
Uh, whoos eyes is dese?

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:59:46 +0000

Ooh!!! U cud cawl her Clouseau! Tres fronsch!