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But… but… we was playing hide and no seek!
Iz dis wat they meen buy da monstr inna macine?
Congrats on da nawt second post of da fred.
Imbecile Inside &tm;
>snerk<
yu sedd “but”
ai lubbed yur bebbeh Eva song bai teh wai!
Cabin feever gets to sum soonur den it duz uthurs….
Nds moar cowbell!
wuz da kitteh talkin bout hooman morons or kitteh morons? or both?!?!?!
Kongrats 2 LOLcatburglar!!!!
kompyutr haz a nawt-sew-hawrd driib
lmao genius!
Well, hello dere sanafabich!! hazn’t seeinged u in a wyle oar too. Iz u enjoying summer down dere??? wii b wanting summer reel bad up heer in deh norf haf uv deh whirrld. berry tired uv deh pleh wevverz. spring iz taking itz own sweet time gitting heer.
no want no moar sun, let me give you it
Oh, thank you!! I see it coming up rite now!!!
r wii still talking about the sun?
hiya,
i dus fink dis 1 is gr8!
frowm lolmont:):):):):):):)
And an Oh Hai tu u lolmont!! I duzn’t wreck ognize u, so i will saying Welkum tu Cheezland!! Dis b a wundermuz plais tu playing!!
*handz lolmont a chokklit martoonee
*klinkeez glassez
Cheez!!
Gud moro, mai cween. Haow dust thee tudai?
Greetingz mai Ladey!! I b doing ok. spended deh day inside luking owt at deh rain and being glad it not b snow!!
Maibe ai shudent sai it wuz lublee heer tudai nd wevvur butun stil sez 80 decrease. yu liek tu cum mai howse? Bai tiem yu getz heer problee be raneing agen. wuz hugz dai tudai. did yu getz enuf? schmooz…..
rain iz teh good fing for sweetpeas…
Plbbbt!!!!!
Emptee Cawmpewturr
Cayss maykz ekksellent playss 4
Kitteh 2 hangz owtz
Oaldurr Kitteh 2
oaldz 4 sillee gaymz. Unless
himz feenks dem upz furst
Oaldurr Kitteh feenkz,
“Iz itz nawtz sad dat yooth amz
waystedd awn t3h yung?”
Jack.
dat iz berree berree troo! nycewun jack!
This kind uv fing happins heer. LOL
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Ai has dunned a tufer tuday: moar Eva in blog, wif a gest appeerinse bai annuver kitteh.
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Nao, since mai laptop battry be fading, an Erf Owr iz in ten minnits, ai gunna hop awfline an haz noms wif Seanya an cuddlol sum kittehs fur a whyle. Ai stop back in laytur, tu see if ennywun needing teh splort-repairs.
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{{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}
{{{{pk an eva an uddr kitteh}}}}
*wanders back in an luks arownd*
Nope, no splorts… gotta trai harder.
iz eberywun becuming immune tew Eva’s kyootniss???!!!!
Her gets cyooter ebree day, so ai nawt shur iz pawsibul tu bild up immunitee.
This wun eben had Trick halping wif teh bideo!
Aifinkso iz just cause iz Caturday nyte, an sum peeps haz a fing ai haz herd uv cawled a “lyf.”
mai pyuter being stoopy, nawt let mii watch bideo – ai hope it behaves tewmorro, sew ai kan see Trickkitteh!
Eva iz gedding teh kyooter – mai pyuter did let mii see teh bideo weer her wuz krawling arownd teh bed…sew sweet!! ai lubs her teenietinie “mew”!
Ai finalli got a chanc to see da kyooti
ai am feelin week week week
SPLORT
Ai been purrpared fur this!!!
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
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Mebbe is danjrus tu post moar tehn wun set uv Eva stuff purr day…
Fankee fore rekwing mi. Ai finks dere sum bee da splort warmin before each picshure. Sum ob us ( mi) doesnt haz da sense to put onna purteshun wifout da warnin.
Oh dat widdle bak fut wif teh pinkee pinkee toe pads n teh teeny weeny poyntee ends!!!
noe ms prysma-kitteh iz ur birfdae. Iz tyme fore u an sean an all da behbee kittehs to get da dinner onna table, eat nyce an sloe wif much enjoimint. Den grab a drinkee ob your choice sum dark choclites – gud fore da brain – an snuggol doen wif ur arms holdin each ovver and after u put eva to bed, curl up and haz a nyce snorgl an sum much neede rest.
Hapitay Birfdae and pieces be wif you and ur fambily.
fanx, BOM… iz preddy much what we did
An fanx fur teh gud wishis, an teh saem back tu yur famblee tu.. {{{{{BOM}}}}}
Oh! Itty bitteh kitten mew!!! And pinky pinky toe pads!!! And beeg bloo eyes!!! Teh kewt – it is tew mush! Blargh, ai are ded!
Software is sticking out
Troo dat!
@@@@@@!
Tech department
Thinks it’s gonna take awhile
Dat is aborabull.
Ohai Kafleen!
Iddent it tho?
ohai Kafleen! haow b teh dawnkee tewnite??
Oh Hai Kafleen!! How u iz??
Oh, hai, u gais!! Tanks furr asking. I r kinda subdood.
Hoping I feelz jollier soon.
Ohai {{{{{kafleen}}}}}} nais tu se yu.
why, tanx!
lyk da dawn key
Most ppl hab bugs…..
I wish I had a moron like dat in mah howse. <3
dis okurs sebral tymes a dai in owr howse – Tira pikks awn Unique, Unique kawls her “moron” and otter fings
I feelz a list kumming on….
Wut kud Unique kawl Tira?
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Addle Pated
Booger Breth
Cat Hoo Haz Uzed Up 8 Livez
Ded Meat
E…
Ediot
Fuddle hed
Goose poop
Hacksaw teeth
I….
insayne
jerk
kreep
loser
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Moron
Ninkumpoop
O…
obnokshus
poysin
quite annoying
r…
Retard
Stupid
T…
Tail-sniffing idjit
Useless fing
V…
veree big payn in teh butt
wish Tira libbed sumweer else
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X-Rated annoyingness
Y…
Year’s bigest payne en teh nec
Z…
zeero foughts in mai hed butt wun
otay nebber mynd am tyred an nawt read hole fred jus ignore meh
xlax in her fuud
yukky liddle sista
zipperhed
a talking cat?
her izza bery talented kitteh!
O Hai, LCB. An Cween an everbuddy.
iz sad da goooti kitteh iz nawt plaein awn Erf Dae. oar Awer. oar Wuhteber.
Dadz bin inna horspitayl 48 daez
{{{{{Mrrphh}}}}}} {{{{{{Mrrphh’z Dad}}}}}}
ohai Mrrphh! haow iz yer dadcat? {{{Mrrphh & dad}}}
Mrrphh! Ize been theenking bowt u!!!
Ohai, {{{{{mrrphh}}}}} iz gud tu se yu heer tudai. haop Dad iz geting beddur sune. haow iz mawm?
kitteh iz finking, “eef onliee teh wurld new wat ai go fru ebery dai.”
yuz tu ryt! das wut maeks dis wun so funneee
dont wee awl haff taht wun (oar more) weird familiee member???
My famblee must be abuv averidj…..WAY abuv aberidj….
u iz nawt alone! u shuld c MAI familiee!
oar myne, oh by teh wai, yewr plot fayled misrably hasnt rayned al dai tudai oar yesterday
ohai, wolfie! hao waz ur burfdai patiee???
purtie gud, cept dat ai maed teh mistaek ub telling gram dat he had a loded gun wyle he was tree feat away frum meh…, i got a welt fru mai jeens!!!!!1!!
taht mite hurt a leetle bit!
*finks about gettin’ a welt fru jeens*
otay, neber mynd! taht mite hurt a lawt!!!
teh nawt sekkund wuz jes sarcasm!!!1!
ah sarcasm, teh language ub teh wolfies!
yesh, we cud nawt leev wifout eat
eef teh wolfie went wun dai wifowt usin sarcasm, teh same fing wuld hapeen as when teh wolfie goes wun dai wifowt dropin calculator…teh wurld wud promptly cum 2 an end!!!
souns bout ryte
fing eaz ai doan drop teh calculatur during teh weekend
well, teh weekendz dont cownt, cuz u iz nawt carryin eat ebberywher, lyke u du durin teh rest ub teh week!
otay, ai mai geet awf soon, but ai doan no so if ai nawt say sumfin fur liek a haf owr ai eaz probly asleap
an if ai stawp makin aneh ressemblance ub cents tel meh tew go tew slehp pleaze, ai wu zup teal tew tihs morning, tehn gawt up at seben…
sam here. eaf ai suddenly desappear, ai iz probly goan 4 teh nite.
ryto
r u enjoyin bein sixteen sew far???
yep, ai eaz, ai has probed dat ai eaz a gud snipur, ai haz………..let meh get bak tew yew, brain faylure
ai haz 2 go soon. iz after elebenty an ai haz church in teh mornin.
oh by teh wai yew has mayo
yeah ai eaz gonna beh brayn ded tumorro
me 2! ai iz goin 2 check mai emayo. brb!!!
ooo, ai lyke eat!!! fank u, wolfie!!!
yea………………………..
:dozes awf:
:waeks up wif a start:
who
wat
wehn
huh???
unfortunatly, ai haz a sad. ai haz 2 go, mai dad iz gettin rather annoyed. ai’ll c u l8r! By-by!
cya laters Kat
oh hai
i up graded ur computer
to a “Hello Kitteh PC”
Oooh kitteh, i feel yur payne.
Ohai ebberywun…
Miss Bonny iz wif me naow! Ai can has mai bebbeh Skotish fowld!
Just wunted y’all tew noe.
Fanks….we be flyin hoam awn Munday…happy Caturday!!!!!!
Yoo has foldee?!?!?!
YAY FOAR TURTLOL!
W00t!! Anuzzer noo kitteh!!!
yyaaa Turtlol! ai hazn’t ben keeping up wif cheezfrens laytelee, ai noo yu wuz getting her butt didnt noe wen!! *happydansehappydanse fer turtlol and noo kitteh*
Full of win and awesome!!
fanks, rhsb….hay, haow did teh bisit wif Dr. Skineecat goe? ebberyfing ok? Ai and Astrid wuz finking uv yu tuday wen we hada Cheezmeet….
Him fownded spot – rite awn my wasteband – dat him sed luuked suspishus.
So, I gets to payse awl week, waitin foar biopsee rezults.
hmmm…aifinkso dat ai needz wun ob doze in mai pyootur….den itt can nom awl teh Spam…..ai duzzn’t maiend iff itt eetz teh kookeez, eethurr…
Computer case kitteh is special. I love that kitteh.
Lookin’ at the stripey furr on the kitteh in the cage maybe its a good fing he iz in there!!!
Ummmm…. Never mind. Sorreez. Didn’t see the pikture that guud. Us coyotes got lousy eyesight.
yay ms.b haz arrived
oh noes! teh mundeh is coming up.
how did the cat get there anyway