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An teh uvver sicks dais two
Kittehz aer gud at restin
*nodz
So truu, Anni! Congratz on leeding deh braid agin!
Ifinkso u shud awl tippee toe off tu deh ty booteek! wundn’t want tu waking deh sleepee kittee.
ohai my cween!
So it’s maybe next week week weekend.
congrats to anni, Q and siobhan!
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I has a cupple of nouncements- furst, I heard from GP and he axed me to tell you all that teh talk show has had to be resheduled. Something abowt teh weasils, I’m not xactly sure, but apparentlee tehre was some damage to teh sets, and stoopy Mick has been out all nite partying, so he’s in no shape to ge tehm fixed in tiem.
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BUT, while I is here, I can remindify you of teh big super speshul birfday party I is throwing for Prymsa on Toosday!!! At teh 12 pm EST lol!! (wherever u are, about 30 minnits from teh current time). Teh ice skating rink is set up, and teh skwirrls have been baking like bad!! I mean, MAD!! And don’t forget teh icy skulpture contest.. I hope some of u will enter!! Although I’m not shure about trusting SOME of u with a chainsaw… *worried luk*
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Hope everyone will be tehre!! It will be teh BESTEST party, Ifinkso!!
Kittehs hafta bee gud at restin! Dey kneed teh 14 hrs uv rest daily an prolly teh saym ammount nightli tu, sew dey iz allwayz tryin tu katch up!
ciling cat gotta rest samhao
Snoozes ‘r’always gud!
Yah, Ai wunts wun nao.
*snuggles inna korner wif blankie*
thank ewe cc fur awl da good fings u didid
Skweeeee!!! wut a kewt abatar!
*faints smilolingly frum da onor ob bwinging da cween 2 skwee*
yaz, dat abatar shud shirly haz a splort warnin. iz tuuu mush cyoot! gud fing ai haz mai CHRG furmly awn
hehe… ai fink so ai will keeps dis abatar
jes 2 keeps ebberybunny prepairdid *gigglol*
b carfullz with koot abatars, dey r da leedin cauz ob nennepus exawschun. dat, and koot bebe tigrz Nennepus’busy day
oopz, dat link, itz baaad… dis one work ifinkso Mebe dis one?
*shimmies and shakes on over to TTI, dansin’hurz fool hart out.
*Bears aloft a sturling silvurr tray loaded with noms, tea, and a pitcher of mimosas
*Gud morning, Anni! Howz by u this A.M.?
Er, iz 3pm heer! But Ai aer fyne thx, an teh wevver lukks liek its goin 2 get beddur.
*Pours tea and/or mimosas for Anni and siobhan. Cheez!
mmmhhh… tee mite be good fur mai frot… fankies q
*sipps da tee* cheez!
What ai miss? Yu haz sore frot? Pleh! {{{siobhan}}}
u missdid nuffink. mai frot is sore awl da yeer lawng (sum sai is b-cuz ai can has taurus for horrorscope)… will bees beddur wen da rain adn snoe stawp (or sumbunneh will git da pleh aircon out ob mai offise dat heets in summer adn cools in wintur and spins rownd da back terries inna air)… but fankies berry muchleh fur da hugs {{{prysma-kitte}}} *clicks da linkie adn goes droolin ober eva agin b-cuz dat maiks eberyfink beddur ^^*
^paws, annipuss!
What an adoribles kitteh! *snorgles sleeeby belleh*
yah dis CC jus askin fur snorgles an schmoos. An a “boop!” awn teh leedl pink noz
Kitteh snoozes for macksimum contrast – white kitteh awn black fabric.
Is awlways teh way.
Kitteh is lucky – awn teh seventh day, Martoonie does teh laundrees.
Ai just waked up frum catnap, an nao, ai gunna du londrees (pleh) an hoamwurks (pleh) whyle Seanya kittin-sits. *sigh*
Oh, an this be Eva’s twice-seventh birfday: her be TU WEEKS OLD!!! Her beeted awl teh odds an be preddy much owt uv danjer.
*gibs Eva teh teenytiny eer-rubs an teenytiny snorguls an teenytiny kissis fur teh cheezfrendz*
Eva haz got tu b deh most lubbed kitty in deh hole whirrld!! Lukky liddlol gurrl.
*giglol* Ebree time ai wash her face, oar unner her tayl, oar her milk runs owt befoar her finks it shud oar duzz nawt arrive kwik enuff, her tells us lowdlee hao abused an unluvved her be. LOL
At leest hur kitteh-tood iz developin rite awn target!
ai maid a 2 week birfdai lol fer Eva teh utter dai, ai hoap shee lykes it!
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3789917
Angel luuks lyk a diva hurself!
Plz to gibs awl teh kittehs snorgles foar me, ‘k?
Will du!!!!
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(An her is, but ai cannawt let her gno ai sed that
Kinnawt blayme hur, tho.
If I wuz dat beyootiful, I’d prolly be a diva too.
Iz tru, her be a byootee!
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*sigh* Gotta go be ree-spons-bul an du teh londrees (need clothes fur skool, aftur awl!) an teh hoamwurks so ai reddy fur awl teh tests n fings coming up in April.
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Laytur, guis!
pfft! I always just miss u!!
Angel iz teh bery beyewtiful an softee lukkin kitteh!
Ai luff teh videoz uv Eva explorin hurr new whirld, the pinkee nozeantoez! teh lil bobbly hed! teh teeny pointy tayle! teh floof!! SEW CAYUUTE!!!
Happy 2-week birfday to Eva teh Diva!
yesh… hawpee burfdai eva
so we habs yet anotter partee?
Yay kittin. Yay!
Donut feel bad, fren.
Red’s gotta do sum laundrees too.
{{{SJ}}}
Fanks – rite back atcha.
{{{Red}}}
Ha! Ai can has a smug? Ai has dun mai lawndrees. AND teh hauswerk. AND fyulled teh paypers an payd teh bills!
Diddunt cleen teh bunnee pig hutch tho
Well if u is sittin dere wiv nuffing to do – ai has a beeg pile ob irnin! (ai purrsuaded shd to do it for me last week, by bribing him wiv lasagne an cookies an red wine, but ai don’t know wevver dat wud werk again…)
oh, errr, ah, Ai has to, errr juss sit heer kwyutly – it’s lor in Swine town on teh sundais, yup, taht’s it!
Hmm. *narrows eyes* (nawt teh eyes ai wuz rollin earlier. Diffrent eyes)
an in teh Chips n Ham
……………. hoobered agen..frown owt loads ob junk…combed Hazilmowse…put teh warshin away…sortid teh odd sok bag an fownd elebenty pares ob sox….
Cept I has hoobered, moobed kitshin out…tehn bak in…I can has gnu stoan flor..an fed warshin masheen an kleened baffrumes an…*puff puff pant*…made beds an fed kittehs, kids an husbind at teh luntsh tyme…not seff, cept a nice boddul ob whyne
I can has collapse in a heep an sumwun cuk mah dins plz?????..
Ai fink da husbind shud taek U out foer dimmer. Overwiz U haz tu due da dishez. Ploooooooooooo………………………..
I haz suggesterized dis……..waitin…..waitin………an I cant operate a can opner rite nao cuz I has a tipsy..Heehee
WOW!! yu iz amazin Tidmum! I nawt got hardli ennifing done yet. Lappity Top prevents tu much mooovin around.
Had dat prollum wen I sitted down fer a minnit wiv mai whyne…Hazel tells me seh is teh onlee laptop I needs
Come awn ober Tidmum (ai promiss nawt to make u do teh irnin!) Ai’m plannin on makin teh Jambalaya for dinner an ai has a historee of obercaterin. Normally Mr Martoonie asks me which rugby team we has comin ober for dinner. An ai’m preddy shoor we can find u a nice bottlol of wine to be ur frend!
If yoo wuzzent elebenty miles up teh road an I wuz nawt drunjk, I wud be there in a hartbeet
Fanx Martoonie
Wher’s helikat when u needs him?
Iz dat Eric Cartman’s kitteh?
Hmph!!! It wuz owr idea nawt second. Ai finkso Sowf Park stole teh helikat idea from us! Ai wud put a linkie to teh lol in kwestchun, but dat wud rekwire me to know wut ai is doin wiv teh teknollygee arouwnd heer, which ai duz nawt.
Ai fownded it. Is cawled “Helikat has landed” an wuz awn October 15th, 2007. Mai lawng memree (for trivia, nawt yoosful fings), let me show u it.
This wun?
Yesh! Fang Q nc66! *Schmoo*
Ai haz dun mai irnin – warez a YNG wen u need wun?
Ai asks maiself dat awl teh time, annipuss!
i hate lawndree, no matter how manni times yu do it, itz never done
Dis is BERY troo. Ai swears sum udder famblee is sneeking tehr dirty clothes into mai londree basket. Is NO WAY two peeples makes dat mush washing.
yeesss thiz happenz heer tu..i have tu bii doin lawndree fur haf da neihborhood ifinkso
Wen we had free boi kidlets, I useded to say we can has a “majik hamper,” bekaws it wood fill rite up agin as soon as ai emptyed it. Teh kidlets be on dere own naow, butt (hee hee) teh two uv us seeming to has jus as mush laundrees.
And Ceiling Cat did sai “giv unto meh belleh snorgles an pinkee noze shmoos an tummeh rubz an ai shal reward u wif purrz an hedbonks” an it wuz bery gud.
And on de 8th day, ceiling kitty maked
ramen newdlez
Everybody loves Ramen!
*heddesk*
Yoo notis dat teh WHYTE kitteh iz layin awn sumfin BLAK!
Such iz teh way of teh kittehs.
hehe… egg sackly… adn iffn cc cin dan awl da otter kittehs cin 2…
OMG! rite onna front pagez and nawt sekund–u rok mindymae!
squeee!!! mush happity ensooos. fanks! furstee FP fur meees!
pinky noez! widdle paws! belleh floof! upsidez down!
my first *SPLORT!!!*
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
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sweeping up deh kimhawks braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv platypussez on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
Ooh, sparkleez!
Thx, cweenmj. Ai iz feelin better alredee.
ai luff teh upsydedaown kittehs!
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¡ʇɹoןds
*dials lolphone*
O hai, Halps Desk? It’s LCB. I has another upsided down message. Plz to send me a pair of grabbity boots, size extry-medium. kthx
**ɔɔɔ qo dʍɐʇ uʍɐ sʇıɐʞs ɹnlloɹ sʇnd**
**ɟq ʍəʇ puəʇʇɐ ʍəʇ ɹəqo ʇısdılɟ puɐ**
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*ʎdəəʍs ʎdəəʍs ʎdəəʍs*
*ʎdooɔs ʎdooɔs ʎdooɔs*
*ʎəsuıɹ ʎəsuıɹ ʎəsuıɹ*
**pəɥ s,ɟq uı suıɐʍq sʇnd**
**ʇʍo lʍɐɟ suıɐʍq**
**pəɥ s,ɟq uı suıɐʍq sʇnd**
**ʇʍo lʍɐɟ suıɐʍq**
**pəɥ s,ɟq uı suıɐʍq sʇnd**
**ʇʍo lʍɐɟ suıɐʍq**
ɯɯɯɯɥ
**səuoq pəɥ ɟıʍ dɐɔ uıʌɐq əlʎʇs s,05 səuıl**
**dɐɔ uıʌɐq əlʎʇs s,05 uı suıɐʍq sʇnd**
*dııııɹɹɹɹɹq*
**pəɥ s,ɟq qo dʍɐʇ oʇ ʎlqɯəssɐ sdɐɹʇs** **dɐɔ uıʌɐq oʇ dıɐʇ əəʞɔnp səɥɔɐʇʇɐ**
puıɯɹəqəu˙˙˙ɹə˙˙˙ɥo˙˙˙uıʞs oʇ ʎɐʍ unʍ uɐɥʇ ɹɐoɯ
**əıʞuɐʍq ʎuunq ʎɟoolɟ uı ɟq sdɐɹʍ**
˙ıʇʇoɔsıq ɥn upɐ ʞɔılʞɔoɥɔ ʇʍɐɥ ɯns qɐɥ ‘oƃ ɐʎ əɹəɥ
**ʞooɥ ɹɐop uʍɐ əıʞuɐʍq uı ɟq sƃuɐɥ**
puɐ əlıɥʍ ɥn ɹnɟ ɹʎɐp ʇsəɹ ʍəʎ
‘pəɥ ɹoʎ ʍəʇ ʞɐq ʍolɟ poolq əɥʇ ʇəl
˙əlıɥʍ ɥn uı ɹnppəq ləəɟ ll,ʍəʎ puɐ
*hits re-dialify*
Halp Desk? It’s LCB. Lissen, u has to hurry wif those grabbity-boots! There is moar upsided-down texts on my screen!
ʍo
*ɟןǝsɹǝɥ sʞɐɯs puɐ pǝɥ ɥǝʇ oʇ spnןq ɥǝʇ ɯoɹɟ ʎzzıp sı ʇnq*
*ɐɔǝʌıʇɐu ʇɐqpǝɥ oʇ sǝıɹʇ*
¡¡¡¡¡ƃuoɹ ʇsnɾ sı ʇɐɥʇ ʍou
*puts on grabbit boots from teh Halp Desk*
Hay! This is not size extry-medium! They is size way-too-big! Stoopy Halp Desk.
*climbs up on ceiling to read notes*
*falls to teh floor wif a crashness*
**fawls off chair watchin’teh hillairity**
A little halps, plz? And not from teh Halp Desk.
Ohai LCB, ai’m heer from teh nawt bery helpful at awl desk. From Munday to Friedegg ai werks for teh Bee Tee Broadband telephone enkwiree serbiss, makin shoor dat all owr operators duz dere jobs properly an is no use at awl to teh callers. But as it is mai day awf, ai comes to nawt help u.
If ai wuz u, ai wud nawt has climbed up to teh ceiling in teh first place. Den u wud nawt has fallend down.
Fank u for callin teh nawt bery helpful at awl desk, have a moderately annoyin day.
*sputters*
*clicks link to fill out Customer Dissatisfaction Survay*
*sighs*
*re-re-dialifies lolphone*
Hallo, Halp Desk? Yeah, it’s LCB. Again. Plz to halp me to fill out my Customer Dissatisfaction form.
Ok. In bocks dat sez “insert naem here”, insert ur name. Oar sumbuddy else’s, we don’t plan on doin ennyfing wiv teh survay in enny event.
Fill in parts 1, 2, 3, 7 an elebenty but do nawt fill in part 4.
In part 6, plz rite “Mount McKinley”
Plz put ur full address in teh space provided, dat is just tew small for ur full address. Do nawt use enny abreeviyayshuns. If u does nawt enter ur full address, teh survey is invalid.
In part 4, plz rite a short story about a frog who is ur frend.
Ai told u nawt to fill in part 4!
Fank u for completin teh Customer Dissatisfaction Survay. Ai’ll file it carefully here in dis automatic filing machine fingy. Ai knows it luks just liek a shredder but is nawt, trust me.
*whirrrrsssshhhhhrrrreeeeddddd*
**Halp Desk instructs LCB**
**tew copy and paste teh awfendeeng text**
**intew teh text field at teh bottum ob teh foarm**
**Halp Desk returns teh followeeng translashun**
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**chgf ebyyhe fxnvgf nja gnjc bo PPP**
**naq syvcfvg bore grj nggraq grj OS**
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*fjrrcl fjrrcl fjrrcl*
*fpbbcl fpbbcl fpbbcl*
*evafrl evafrl evafrl*
**chgf ojnvaf va OS’f urq**
**ojnvaf snjy bjg**
**chgf ojnvaf va OS’f urq**
**ojnvaf snjy bjg**
**chgf ojnvaf va OS’f urq**
**ojnvaf snjy bjg**
uzzzz
**yvarf 50′f fglyr oniva pnc jvs urq obarf**
**chgf ojnvaf va 50′f fglyr oniva pnc**
*oeeeeevvvvc*
**nggnpurf qhpxrr gnvc gb oniva pnc**
**fgencf nffrzoyl gb gnjc bo OS’f urq**
gurer zbne guna jha jnl gb fxva…bu…re…arorezvaq
**jencf OS va sybbsl ohaal ojnaxvr**
Urer ln tb, uno fhz unjg pubpxyvpx nqa hu ovfpbggv.
**unatf OS va ojnaxvr nja qbne ubbx**
Lrj erfg qnle she hu juvyr naq yrg gur oybbq sybj onx grj lbe urq, naq lrj’yy srry orqqhe va hu juvyr.
before N-E-wun asks
Sudeenly iz kwiet at the Halp Desk.
Jes teh way ai liek it.
**leens bak in chare wif a gin**
**ob self satissfakshun at a job well dun**
Now ai kin go bak tew playing WoW.
Pls noet: Awl helofone cawls will be rikordid fur ower fyootyoor amyoozmint.
Hoew duz uz dz datz????????????????????????????????
əəʞuıl sıɥʇ ʎɹʇ
plz don’t – mai hed is hurtin from awl teh upsidedowniness. Ai is nawt a bat.
Whut size grabbity boots does u ware? I has these size way-too-bigs that I got insted of teh extry-medium I axed for.
*shakes fist at Halp Desk*
Hmm, way-too-big is mai normal size. Does u has tehm in pink?
I only has these ones that teh Halps Desk sended. They is pink if u consider dark pale puce to be a shade of pink.
Dark pale puce is SO last seazon.
ɟʇʍ ʎəɥ
{{{{{{{Jamamamamamamamamkitty}}}}}}}}}}}
How is yoo an yor gnu bebbeh?? I has missded yooo
uoy rof eno rehtona s’ereh
Que?
ohai TM, me n shilo is doin jus fine!!! her is lonely tho……. but ai tell her “we can haz baby sister” YAY……. ai signed contract for somali kitty gurl yesterday… her is comin tew lib wif us end ob June!! yew can come fur baby shower?? {{{her name is Cayenne}}}
luk below fur linkie tew baby pikshur
OMCC!!!!
an I wuz finkin to seff…” I nawt speeked wiv mai deer fren Jamamamakitty for ages (IRL we has had sum BIIIIG trubbles in teh Tidhowse resintlee) an I was awl a wunder abowt how fings wer in teh HoJ.
Dats it!! I’m leebin mah Huzbind!! I’s cummin o lib wiv yoo
I has SUTCH a happitayl heerin dis news. I wuz in teh gardin teh uvver day, finkin bowt yoo an renemberin teh buk yoo sendid me
Oh mai!!! Gnu Kitteh in teh plural
Congratshoolayshuns JK
dat wuz such a cyooot book….. it wuz special written jus fur you!!!
yer anxty wun habbin nawt happi laytely??? {{{tidmum}}}
Nope. Her been teh berry poorly gurl
Plus teh ushul IRL Pleh! wiv poorly Sis, ovver Sis moobed haff
akross teh whirld, MIL had hart trubble an wuz in teh hostable..own aged P’s beein sik an poorlee an…Whal…yoo gets teh picshure.
I also be tryin to werk arown a upsidown howse whilst teh kitshin is revamped
I can ahs a look forward to the sunnyshine days wen I can be in teh gardin or
on mah hollydayze
I carries awn. Juss like always. But sumfin gotta giv sumwhar, an sadlee, teh Me time awn teh ICHC an stuff is teh giv way fing
But. Happitayl I is heer nao
I lubs mah Cheezfrenz . Lots
{{{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}}
An we lub u too {{{{{{{TM}}}}}}}}
butt butt (ai sed butt) yew will haz teh byoootimus kitchen!!! ai haz a stoopie kitchen!!!! no room fur nuffin an ai got lots of nuffin!!!!
Tidmum, u is havin teh pleh-y time an no mistake. Ai hopeso fings calms down soon an u can come and play wiv us some moar. Ai has nawt been heer mush maiself, butt (he he) ai has managed to be heer a bit more often recently. Sending u hugs an shmoos an teh YNG shud be dere any time nao!
{{{{Tidmum}}}}
I is fawlin down laffin wiv teh Butt fing…BWAHHHHHHHAAAA
I sed BUTT!! AN I doan caer!!!
….Ermm.. duz I sown like a desprit wummun yet??
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In all Honesty, Lurkin heer an lurkin an reedin awn teh Yahooty site
an hazzin niec chattinks an IRL meets wiff Ambercat is whut be keepin me goin rite nao.
It will get bedder sune. I noes dis. AN I lub nowin mah Deer Cheezfrenz isther
shud I need tehm.
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Now I reely sownd liek a sad ole peep……
But, Is Bunday, teh sun is shinin mah frenz am heer an I has a happitayl
nope nope nope…
yew sound like a normal IRL peep
(ai sed peep)
….an teh Angsty wun has startid to kleen her rume …YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH!!!!
Butt, butt (!) Ai diddunt see no blu mune, nor enny piggehs flyin past!
*Wates wiv baytid breff to see if Teh Angsty Wun gets past teh “eben werser tahn Bfor” stayj an rite awn to teh “can see teh carpet an knose wher eberryfink is” stayj*
Aim sew sry taht u haz awl tish stuffs goin on. Pls 2 noes taht teh nawatawlhelpful sibb lings adn teh owldr fokeses gettin siklee adn needin mor adn mor heps beez berry berry commin. Stress full, butt commin. Duz u sum times wants 2 hide unner teh bed adn just let tehm sort it awl aowt? Yepyepyep, tahts it. Takes a wile 2 b gettin better, adn is teh hard, but l8er, win is awl dun, iz gud feelin 2 noes u did teh bess u cud. Ax mii how Ai noes taht. U R nawt a loan, adn u r mush lurved {{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}}
diz b deh fly bai commint.
i b bak later.
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{{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}}}}}
lubz adn kizzez tu u and urz.
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LMAO at deh upside downz!!!
Ya’ll haz funz.
{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}
ya’ll come back, y’hear!!!
{{{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}}}}}}
here she is….(sry yew haz tew cut n paste)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3746745
**pauses on-line game tew halp jamamakitty**
baby pikshur
**goes bak tew resting on the 7th**
oh yew found a way to get around the dreaded wp not like linkie fing!!! yay
nc/66, wen yew rest up plz tew gib me teh hintz on how to make the blooo linkie frum a url….. mai knowledge is berry limited, fankie berry muchly, curtsey
jamamamamamakitty! Ur noo bebbeh is KEWTalishus. So menny kewt bebbeh kittehs here atm, is a bery gud fing ai has no brains left to splort.
ai shud be gettin nooo pickshurs dis week week week wif the eyes open!!! YAY
I wuz teechin’my minyuns hao tew
git tew their task logs in teh new Halp Desk
software the udder day…
NC: Now click on the bloo linkie dat sez Task Log
Minyuns: **Awl eyes awn NC**
NC: Er…ai mean click teh hyper-link.
HEY! Dat supposed to go down there ↓↓↓
close enuff!!
minyun sez WTF???
yes yes
<a href=”http://linkee_path”>linkee text</a>
sumhow ai dunt fink linkie is offishul term
pikkee pikkee pikkee!!!!
uv corse nawt… *snorts* offishul term iz “BLOO linkie”.
Itsy bitsy behbeh kitteh!
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*SPLORT*
kerthunk
Uh oh, woman down!!!! *waves bottlol ob gin under Ambercat’s nose*
*Schllluuuuuurrrpppp*
kerthunk
Hmm. Dat did nawt go as well as ai eggspeckted.
*waves YNG under Ambercat’s nose*
KERTHUNK!!!
*As YNG is draggd doun to teh grownd!*
sumhow ai dont fink hims mind!!! or if he duz, jus gib hims sum gin!!
Oh, well, dat went EGGSACKLY as ai eggspeckted.
*snerk*
Plz to send teh YNG an teh Gin rownd to mai howse,,,*fawls on kneez an begs*…
I has a mowntin ob irnin, inkluudin mah Lawrah Ashlee beddin..* wot duz I ha to do to get teh kleen sheets awn mah bed..??…*
An I pollishd orf teh Gordons wun nite wen I wuz havving a niec time chatting wiv mah fren Ambercat….
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, BF. *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) Genlee turns BF obber.*sweepa sweepa sweepa BF’s braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka saxikath in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs BF a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
Phew! fank u bery mush {{{BOM}}}
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¡ɔu n ʞuɐɟ uɐ
¡ʎzǝǝd ʎzǝǝ
ai uze a site cawled sevenwires.com. deres 2 bauxex-u typein in wun baux an ur wurds git flippyflopped inteh utter baux. den u coppee an paiste tehm! it won dew numberz tho, sew ai cudnt put teh 66 inn nc66
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¡zʇı ʍǝp pnɔ uosɹɹnd sɹǝʇnd ɟıʍ pnƃ ʇʍɐu pןʍo ɹǝǝʎ ʎʇןqɯnɯ ɐ uǝqǝ zǝןdɯıs ʍǝs
Fankees!!!
tehre r utters tho, nc66 gibs linkee upabov. oar u cahn googlie upsydedaown typin an maibee find a site u lykin bedder. dats haow ai fownd teh sevenwire site, googlie iz mai frend!
will it wurk wif e-mayo tu? *thinkz uf awl da fun her kan haz wif peepz da annoy mii*
ai hazznt tride taht butt wat a gud idea! *ebil grin*
ai doan see wai it wudnt wurk inna emayo
oooh i kan heer da konbersation now..i nawt know why yu e-mayo iz upside down..maybii yu haz virus, or have yu been drinkin again?
Nao eet showz up wiv a bebbeh-blu abatart!!!!! Aaaaargghh!!
ceiling cat’s only son gave his life so that we may be forgiven
Liddill ‘Sploart!’Kitteh
maykz hurz Hewminz’heddz ekkspload
andz duz nawt knoez wye
Liddill ‘Sploart!’Kitteh
stretchez owt awn hurz bakk 4
jentill belleh rubz
Liddill ‘Sploart!’Kitteh
needz 2 ree~chawrjj batturreez
4 phunn layt atz nyte
Jack.
soo truw
*clappityclappityclappity*
woot woot!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
eek! u skared meh! Wattsamattah u {{{AC}}}?
Ohai… dis stoopy weirdpretzel frassinrassin didn lemmee kommunt an nao ai wantz tu bite sumfin… grrr…hiss…fffft…rowr! o, an {{{BF}}} tu yu too!
adn ai fot da wyte cc lyded awn yer mostist belurved black shurt… phew… lukkeh cc dat it wusnawt dat ^^
{{{africat}}} dats da importint fing
Aksueally iz nawt WP diz tyme. Dr. Tinycat izn’t anserin da ER kwest. ICHC iz habbin nawt gud dae.
Fankeez for imfo onna upsid down. Mi momcat uzed to be da skrewal teachr an on April Fulz Dae she wood rite all the stuf onna blackboard upside doen an backweirdz. Ai gonna tri it on her diz April 1.
oh wat a fun idea
mine boi bii awn spring break an at wurkz wif mii awn Fools Dai ifinkso i kan haz da fun wif him 
Wen mai Daddeh wus teechin, he yuse to send teh chilluns for “Teh big stand for teh lawng wate” awn teh Ayprul Fules Dai!
Not for a bag ov Air for teh Air compresser?
or a left handid skrew driber?
or a bubble for teh spirit lebel, or a tin ob tartan paynt…
a spanner for a lef handed nut?
Glass nails
Sparks for the grinder
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but (!) mai faborite iz…
Wireless network cable
oh teh wireliss n/w cablol!!! ai needs it…… an wun fur mai wireliss moush tew
I kin probably git mai minyuns to order yew sum, but make sure yew have a large tin ob elbow grease awn hand tew make installation easier.
¡ǝןqɐɹopɐ sı ʇɐɔ ƃuıןıǝɔ sıp
sheer cutiness and ssəuısɹəʌəɹ combined mak my hed exsplord
Ceeling cat rested onna furst, sekund, thurd, forth, fiff, anna sixf day too.
Cats alwayz resting.
Snoozin is important
It halps u prepare for the next snooze