His pedicure nearly finished, Simba pondered the cheeseburger to come. Or the taste of Fred. Whichever.
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Mai munnee iz awn it bein Fred
freddi burgur?
Ai doan’t fink teh lyun wud bovver 2 maek a burger!
Hoo needz a meetgrindur wen yu gawt sharp teefs an pointee ends?
An Fred awlreddy gawt bunz.
White floofy buns r tastee but nawt nootrishus.
aifink ur right – he goes moar for de shredded vershun ob Fred…
Fred shred!
I had to crash dat Honda.
Fred’s ded, bebeh, Fred’s ded.
that actress/character reminds me far too much of one I know in particular. fricken eerie I tell ya.
Conga Ratz tu u, Annipuss!! it b a ty wif Parrothead!! Dans on off tu deh ty booteek!!
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And wyle I b up heer I will borry dis Ohai spot fur a nowncemint!!
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I haz postifyinged a pixor on deh Cheez Town Cryer dat iz relavant tu ur intrests.
It b a kitty adoptifying a hoomin.
See if u kin guess which Cheefren haz ben adoptifyed!!
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w w w.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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Wii now return u tu ur regular lolz.
Wenn wil yu announsify the nu kitteh nayme and who iz adopted?
Ai iz sew impashunt fur teh answur to dat, cween!
Aiz nebbur been tu the Ty Booteek! Yay, ai cannawt wayte! **Danses awf wif Anni**
Um…. ahhh…… howz bowt on deh negst LOL???
oboioboioboi!
Freddie Frankie — wiv garam masala, thankewveriimuch.
Fred Fredburger! I like nachos. Yes!
Witch wine goez wif Fred? Red oar wyte?
Him lukz kinda pasty, i think mebbe a whyte wine.
Du yu finkso Fred will wine wen ai eetz him?
… facepaw
heddesk …
Snerk!!!
**putz cowld cloff awn Nennepus hed** Dat hadda hurt!
ooh – my nawt-sekund dublol posting!!!
Dat shud be werf a round ob champayne!!!
Shampers for awl!
Skål!
Takk! Kippis!
uhum – a dry wun – mebbeh a Saw eejong plonk froam Noo Zeeland? oar Saouf Affrikah wud be moar propreeayt…
no salt wif Fred! Simba mus bee cayreful ob his blud preshures.
Conga ratz anni! Ai offurs yu teh chokklit martooni, an ai dans the “hedsplortation” fur yu! **Come awn babeee, du teh hedsportation..**
Thx PH, Nauwt shore iffn mai hedd haz splortid oar iffn teh windy wevver haz gibben me a mygrane.
O Annipuss, ai hope sew izza splort, wee kin halp dat! Mygranes, nuffin seemz tu help mine.
Ai doan’t get dem az offen oar az bad az Ai yoosed 2, but still do nawt want!
If I takes dis thorn outta ur paw, u not eets me later, k?
Androcles ref!
annipuss, u is so smrt!
Promisses promisses, I’z awl froo wif
promisses promisses…
U maded me
prawmisses, prawmisses
U knew u’d nebber keep
All ub ur prawmisses
Knowin I’d beleeeeeevvvv..
Iz boviously reflexlology! Fred bees suppressing Simba’s predator reflex.
Him hoeps!
FTW!!!!! 4.5!!!! Elebenty!
Shortest amount ov tiem eber recorded:
Between wen Fred lets go, and Simba begins nomming.
If I were king ov teh forrrresssssstttttt…
Himz nawt luk liek uh kowurdlee lion tew me.
Simba’s Saturday schedule
* Pedicure
* Lunch
*Burp*
*Nap*
But… but… I thought u wasn’t sposed to has lunch for at least 20 minutes after trimming?
wut??? Trimming tu???
*mumblol mumblol – nudder fing tu rememburr…*
*ad wait 20 minnits befor trimming, just after wait an hour aftur swimming*
And after u eats, u has to waits 47 minnites before dimming teh lites.
Ohai guis!
Ai postified a gnu Eva bideo in her blog!!!
Ai haz a sowree fur teh innerupshun in teh daily Eva, but shud be bedderer nao!
Clikkee teh blooniss… but plz tu be wariing teh purrtekshuns! We nawt be responsibul fur teh rezults if yu duz teh Hed-Splortation!!!
Eva iz beeuteefo. Shown akshual size. Tew kyoot tew kyoot.
An nao, since Eva be thorolee snuggled an lubed an fedded an awl, aifinkso ai gunna tuck her back in her howse an go buy donuts at Tim Horton’s.
Back in a little whyle!!!
ohh teh cyooot bebbeh!!! shilo wuz gettin berry concerned at awl the mew mew mew!! wair’s mai bebbeh her sed…. ai telled her SOON, berry soon
Ifinkso dat b a gud sine!! Hur will lubbing tu haz a liddlol kitty fren.
an how’s yer kitteh?? hmmm??
PK Eva iz splortalicious! Herz Mewing on teh video iz pwecious… It dribe my girlcat (stormy) cwazy twyin tew find teh Kitteh. She looked owt teh window (I iz onthe first floor) and den came ober tew the pooter desk and luiked awl around fur ware the mewing waz coming frum.
My bouycat, Chessie, wented tew teh window and luiked owt but them went back to the bed and laid down again.
Eva is a sweet widdle stripey oranj floof ball! Iz going to bee hard fir you to gibe her up….
*sneeks bak in wifacaerful, watching fur splorted brayns, whyle nibbloling awn a maplol-dip donut*
Whew, no grey matter awn teh walls n floors! Iz a gud fing!!
So menny kittehs go luking fur teh sorce uv teh mewing! Ai hoap tehy nawt haz a wurried, finking no wun luking aftur teh bebbeh-kitteh tehy heering.
Her defnitlee a sweetie, an will be hard tu let her go in May. *sigh*
Ennyway, ai bringed sordid donuts, muffings, an cukkies bak wif me, halp yurselbes!
Oooh, fankees p-k, I was just reddy for a snack.
Little Eva be getting syuter ebbery day.
Are you havving a good birfdai?
Ai haz Seanya an kittehs, cheezfrendz, an donuts… sownd preddy gud tu me!!!
Happy Birfday PK!!
I hopez awl ur dreemz kum troo. Sowndz like u got a gud start on it awlreddy!!
Fanks, mai cween, an aifinkso ai haz!
P-K, I wz wundering, if yu and Seanya need a liddul finashul help wif the kitten milk and teh uvver fings little Eva needs. Az sumwun who has been enjoying teh bideos, I would be glad to contribute a little sumfing towards her upkeep. Since I can’t donate sleep or extra hours….
Fank yu, booklion, yu be awsum an jenrus. {{{{{booklion}}}}}
We nawt needing teh munnies, tho. Hoomayne Sosietee iz purrviding teh kittin milks, which iz teh wun thing that wud be eggspensive. Tehy will be purrviding teh kittin fud when we start weening her, tu (nao THAT shud be cyoot, in a cupple weeks!!!) an paying fur her vaksinayshuns.
If yu, oar ennywun, wanting tu halp, gib a few munnies tu teh neerest Hyumayne Sosietee oar SPCA oar ekwivalant, so tehy can afford tu keep halping teh kittehs.
O, Iz glad Hyumane Sossiety iz purviding teh fuds so yu and Seanya dont needs to shoulder teh hole burden unhelped.
{{{{P-K&Seanya}}}}
On teh farm when I waz liddul, the mama kitteh wuld come to the bizzy barn wif her kittens when they old enuff to be brout out ov teh hidden birf playse, nd teh mamakitty always trusted me to help wif teeching tehm to eet when she weaned them. Was so much fun.
“Bizzy barn”, eh? Nuffin liek teh NB, ai guess.
Nuffin’ like it at all. As far as I knew, ennyway…
Oh mai CC! Teh kyootness iz awlmost un-bare-able! Eva iz a berry helfy gurl. Iz happee to see hur toddling abowt. Mai Tashie cat lukked for teh mewing bebbeh, and tawked back to Eva.
Pea ess: Happee burfday, PK! Yew haz a bebbeh kitteh tew snorgle wif – wut a purrrfeckt birfday prezzie.
Fanks, ICHF… ai wish ai cudda seen Tashie talking bak tu Eva! Plz tu be ashuring her, we duing owr best tu luking after her!
Ai haz herd uv transient ishemic attacks, lil mini-strokes… aifinkso Eva gibing me te transient splort attacks, a duzzin tiems a day, frum sheer cyootniss!
omg lion belly! i’d snorgle him if it weren’t for the risk of getting mauled.
gmta!
I madid teh mis take ob snorglin ma Sissy’s Jack kitteh awn fursday…….
I can be scarface Claw now
Beeg kitteh jus wantz snorgles. Dubble dare yew!
U furzt!!
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I stand bak heer adn watch.
otay! heerz ai go!
****Snorgle Snorgle Snorgl****
**runz awai n hieds**
I can has foot rub nexst?
Tickel, tickel! Nau fur a belly rub!
From inside?
hmmmmm …. cud halp beeg kitteh erp tickler bak owt. **ponders this…continues cleaning n rubbing face**
Beeg kitteh iz uh ruff snorgle aifinkso. **cleens n rubz face wif floofy paw**
Wunner if hims toes spred owt ifn u tikklol rite abov teh beeg paw pad….
Jeebus! It’s a lion’s paw! Get to a chirpodist!
@@@@@!
Tried dis wiv teh Hazelmowse….teh onliest fings whut spreddid owt wuz teh pointy enz
I had a sad acuz seh gots teh moast ossim floofy tween her toeziz
Yah, Peggy wuz lyk dat too. Ifn u touched hur tayle, belleh oar toes, u wuz basiklee taykin ur lyf in ur hanz.
Josie wuz teh moast mellowist kitteh ebber. Hur nawt cared wut u touched awn hur, az lawng az it wuz attenshun, hur wuz cool wiffit.
Awwwwwwwwww.
Mai fave niece be called Josie
Onlee awn kittehs iz floof between teh toes a GUD fing!
troo,dat
Gess wat I jes fownd awn tee vee – a show about kittehs, inkloodin teh Mainely Coon!
Animalplanet for CAT101?
CATURDAI! Cattails’ hubbeh fixeded mai intertoob! Dandansdansdansdans! Ai so happeetayle! Dere is a lotta lotta SNOW ware’s Ai sees it! Wetwetwet! COLD!
Ohai! Gud 2 see u heer. Sno? Do nawt want!
OHai Annipuss! Glad 2 beeheer! Dey plan lawts of sno and der wus ices 2! Ai nawt get the flowers and nao ai nawt getting it! Plllllbbbbbtttthhhh!
KCT!!!! So gud to see you!!!!
Iz almost April…time for fleurs, nawt teh snows!
Gud 2 see u too booklion! Ai want fleurs! 2! Nawt sno! Ai am hoem bound with my 3 therapists for physicale, occupational, and speech…..AND WHEN IT WUZ WAR AND NICE AI CULD’NT GO OURT TO SPELL THE FLOWERS AND THE SPING!! Ai tried throu the balcony wut but…… Mudder Natshur and Ai ar gonna have a spakdown!!1!!
I sends you teh fleurs in teh imaginashun to carry you froo til teh snows melty away.
Glads yu haz teh ferapists. Are they helpifying?
Schmooos!
Teh therapists ar keeping me beddur to spell, reed, rite and mai nee which Ai did hav the sir jury origanlly. Mai speech is almost beter and my reediing is alwost to fast Ai did as fastust and speeking mush a lawt better. My Dr says Ai will make compleet recobureree! Schmooooooo!
Hooray!1! KCT! Happy dansdansdans for complete recovvery!
Is lolspeak mayking it harder or easier? Or makes no difference?
Lolspeak is nawt harder for mee but Ai yoose both lolspeak and nawt lolspeak. Mai hed working hard sumteims but lolspeek wuz the furst way Ai did when Ai spoke agent and reeded luk agin. The speech therapists in rehab were glad to help me reed again.
YAY fur deh fixed Innertuubz!!!
Happee dans, happee dans, happee dans!!!
It b so gud tu seeing u heer agin, KCT!!!!!
Happeetayles from Cattails and hur hubbeh!! :happy: Hugs to them and to cweenmj!!!11!! Dansdansdansdans!!!
Happitails to have u back wif us. And hugs rite bak atchu!
{{{{KCTailkinker}}}}}
“It’s a good thing that Fred is insured with Mutual of Omaha.”
Oh yeah, that’s the spot. Right there.
the lion looks like he’ll enjoy Fred more then the footrub…:)