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Cheezburger Network Blog
catmohflahg!
ur dewin it rite
ohai jk2kitteh! ai can borrow ur top spot pls? wud nawt want ennywun to bee left out. kthx!
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OK, wuns moar wiv feeling!
***** NOUNCE MINT *****
Pls join me an KimKiwi foar the best burfdae partee uv teh seeasun!! Leeza-B, owr verree own skwirrlgrrl, hazza burfdae on 4/4 butt (!) izza Caturday! sew we will sellabrayte on neks Toosdae insted.
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Dayte: Toosdae, March 31
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Time: 6:00 am Cheeztyme Lol
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Playse: Onna upper floor uv the Nawty Barn
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Teh theem haz gotten verree complikated by now, aifinkso is “Braveheart and Tarzan is Gone to Camelot in teh Wild Wild West 2001: a Spayse Oddessee.” Oar sumfing like that. Inkloods men in kilts, men in loinclothes, fyremenz, cowboi men, knightlee men, and space traveler-type men, and whoo know whut else??? (ai will be sitting quietlyee inna corner with David Tennat as Dr. Who pls.)
kthxbai!
u don’t want leeza to be lyke this do yoo?
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/funny-pictures-why-no-one-comes/
bee there oar bee
skwareskwirrel!Pfft. Yur partee, duz it haz lolefants? Duz it haz jenuine reconstructid anshent Aztek daycor? Duz it haz teh YNGs serbing teh junglol noms whyle painted tu luk lyk junglol aminlols? Duz it haz Jethro Tull purrforming lyve myoosik? Duz yu haz an othentik simulatedbershun uv Angel Falls fur peeps tu be swimming an playing in — if tehy lyk waters?
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Awn Toosday, March 31, awn teh 6:00 am Cheeztiem LOL, yu awl be inbited tu teh gala Junglol Theem birfday partee uv nawt wun, but tu wunnerful an respektid an luved cheezfrenz: tessm an kimkiwi.
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Yu iz incorijed tu ware appropriate atyre fur teh okayshun.
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Evreewun whu be ennywun will be there!
um, aifinkso we can haz bagpypes. STN.
oh, an a verree speshul dramatik Scottish stayge performanse by sumwun seekrit!
Ohya? We gunna haz sum uv teh YNGPLA (YNGs Painted Like Aminlols) purrform teh Lion King!
PK awl yu needz iz tu bring Eva tu da parti an yu win
how iz mine bebbeh Eva tudai?
*runs tu check blob*
plz tu calm daon an nawt panik! ai wurking awn it!
we haz gnu camra, yay! altho we duing better wif bideo on it then still pics.
ai wurking awn blog entree, but iz hard tu typing wif wun hand whyle uvver hand supports a bebbeh Eva whu sleeping unner mai chin.
seanya finishing uploading a twelve-minnit (!) bideo tu Youtube, will tell yu asap!
oooh gud! ebben mine hubbi cat awlwais wantz tu sii da new Eva picz an bideoz. gibb her kiss awn tini little head fur mii
Will du.
Hm, YouTube object tu bideo lengf… we wurking awn it, gunna trai tu split in tu files.
Ai neber been to Youtube, pleez to tell mii how to git der. Fanku
BOM, if yu go heer, yu can see awl teh Eva bideos: (copy n paste in browser)
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youtube.com/user/seannetherworld
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Ai puts tehm in her blog, tho, so peeps nawt haz tu go tu YouTube, can just luk at them ryte there. Iz a useful thing, betterer then putting tehm on owr site an tehn peeps needing rite codecs an fings tu play bideos. Iz a lil annoying ryte nao, tho,
Fank u an haz da bestest birfdae tomaroe, ai problee nawt bee here den, butt ai bee at da birfdae parti on 2sdae.
Fankees, BOM. Haz a gud weekend!
An ai will see what ai can du bowt teh kitteh toy-bottlols ideeya.
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Concatz jk2k! U da tawp uv da makrumay! Wanna silly-brayt?
ysplz!!
**Aahz rolls out portable bar/buffet server**
K den — watcha gunna can haz?
mmmm.. noms…..
mebbe a nyce stek an margeeareetuhs awl arown!
Awritee den! Dere’z noe nyser stek dan filay min-nomz wif baykun, sew heer we goez!
**throws bacon-wrapped filets on grill**
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♪♫Den himz pullz owt da blindurr
N sune itll rendurr
Dat frowzin kunkokshun wat halpz us hayng awn♪♫
Mmmmm …. stek. Dat sounds deelishus an nootrishus.
*drool*
Ohai NS! Haow R U (bisydz hongree)? Derez enuff 4 U 2 — U can haz sum!
Bery bery hongree, akshullee. Ai iz abowt to eet, fank CC. Ai iz ober-werked an unner-paid… *sigh*
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Fankies fur askin!
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Hao u iz?
Ober-werkded n unner-payd… Heerz uh pardee hat — letz can haz uh pittee pardee 2gevver!
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Akshullee, I iz bowt 2 b leevin werkz rite naow tewgo hoam — I can haz beree beree hongree 2 — C evvywun l8r!!1!
Taek caer, Aahz!
ofankyew aahz! diz stek iz berree berree yummee!
*passes rown stek tew awl hoo haz a want, alawng wif teh frowzin kunkokshuns*
Ai noe want rown stek, ai wanna filey min-nomz, wif aspergrass an holidaes sauz anna tatoe all rotten. Anna maybe a nyce cabernay.
Congrat awn geddin 3 commints in teh nawt sekund minnit an leedin teh macrame! Ai aer juss maekin hawt choklitt an cukkees (Ai aer goin to bed soon)
Oar wud u prifurr sumfin moar adult fur drinkies?
hawt choklit an cukkies iz alwais gud!
Naow in teh OKE, WALNUTZ oar MURRple
Catmoflauge — ur doin it rite!
GMTA!!
Mai camo iz beddurer dan ur camo
Warez teh kitteh?
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Wut kitteh?
Teh wun spozed 2 be in teh pikchoor!
Aifink himz in Schroedinger’s Box.
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Or mebbe nawt.
Heisenberg’s Cat’s Uncertainty Principle: You cannot measure the speed of the kitteh and the position of the noms at the same time.
Iz u certain?
I C noe kitteh heer…
O wayt! Wayt! Maytrickz ref:
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“Wat iz da troof?”
“Dere iz noe kitteh.”
Ahhh teh foor iz poyzin!!!!
I thot it was lava
Mebbe itz poyzin lava?
did sumwun maek pele angree???
Wen ai reeded dat, ai nawt sekkund thot: “wut duz an old soccer player hasta do wif ennyfing?” Den ai reeyulized dat u meened teh volcano goddess. Dat mayde muchlee moar sense.
I r glad u eggsplayned taht coz I wuz confuzzled!
ohai POC – haow b yu and KD?
No waxing rekwyrd
Brushing, feeding, petting, snorgling – yeff.
Waxing – no.
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alright …
i think i kno hao dis sfinxis are maed nao…
adn ai fink… da piccshur will haunts meh in mai dweems. mebbeh ai beddur taeks mai chrg awf adn look at some kyoot kitteh piccshurs… (adn hoep sumbunny shrubs mai bwain free ob dose picshurs befor takking et bawk en)
bad fannasy… go to your room… u has a growndid till momma gets her bwain back!
mom!!! ai cant fynd teh kitteh! ai left him in teh room wiff teh neu wuud flurs!
ifinkso dis kitteh iz in danger uf bein stepped awn…alot
Mebbe dis kitteh’z hoomin shood paynt flore uh nawt-kitteh kuller…
ifinkso yur rite..noe kitteh kullerd floorz
… or paynt teh kitteh a nawt-floor kuller.
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We yoosta haz a (bery sweet) basement cat dat liekd to sleep in teh upstayrez hall between Momcat’s ruum & teh baffruum. Teh flore wuz dark-kuller, so Momcat kuddint seeing Manny at nite — so Momcat put down a wite rug in teh hall. After dat, she kud seeing him at nite. Den Manny crost teh brij… an a fyoo yeerz later, Momcat got 2 wite kittehs & 2 creem kuller kittehs. She had to get rid uv teh lite kuller rug so she kud seein teh kittehs in teh hall at nite. LOL
datz da wai da kittehz bii
..wii haz dark colored karpet in libbing rum an at dark iz hard tu sii da tu BC wii haz
that wuld bii room nawt rum..well dark colored rum makes yu nawt sii kittehs either
Hay guies!
Gess wat I lerned 2day: 6 outta 7 dwarves nawt Happee.
*snerk* sum are dopy an others are grumpy
mebbe teh doc kan hep owt wif teh majic medz?
Ai woz inna kar aksydint wuns – sumwun runned into teh bak of mai kar. I gettid owt nd warked to teh kar behynd me. A litlol persun gettid owt of his kar nd sedded, “Ai iz not happee.” So ai sedded “wich wun aer yew tehn?”
Taht is wehn teh fiet startid.
ROFLMAO
lurves ur noo Buddy abatar!
Wud yu be, iffen yu hadz tu sing stoopid songs awl day?
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Ob TTI Triv: The Goodies did a spoof of Snow White, involving a light-sabre fight between a hoomin wanting tu be a dwarf and teh fairy godmuvver. Sadly, the BBC has since destroyed the tape.
*headdesk*
NC!!!!!
**runs up to NC an hedbonks him**
I nawt seen u in foarebber! Hao u been? WARE u been?
*oof*
Ohai Red! Mist yew tew.
Hab sebeer case ob RLS rite noa. Sew, Ai’ve bin lurkin.
N-fact, RL iz cawlin’ meh agin. Gotta go.
Ai’ll try tew make it to Leeza’s B-day sillybrayshuns.
Bye! Come bak soon!
U kno ware/how to find me ifn u want.
RHSB iz yur Dr Tinycat appt tumarrow?
Yah. I see Dr SkinCat tomorrow moarnin at 9:00.
ohai NC! ai haz fayvur to ask u about ur drawing uv CHRG. ai put msg on ur profyle, an hope ur RL gets less hektik suun, kthxbai!
who snuk intew mai howse and took a pikshur of mai kitteh?
Lessee … dat wud be cynshawn.
oooh…naies colurr…
This kitteh luuks eggsactly liek mai William kitteh! Eggsept William r nawt oring. William r bage afn blak, wif an oring underkot on his belleh.
As if it weren’t already easy enough to trip over kittehs.
Orange ones go against the grain
Finally an original camouflage one!!!
…’I wood if I cood, but I don’t, so I won’t'…
We have a cat like this. He blends in with our bookshelves.
looks like my grandma’s cat, Elvis.