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Ai wantz tu scritch an snorgle tihs kitteh!!!
not by the hairs 0 kitteh’s chinney chin chin
said teh three liddul piggykittehs to da woof.
so da woof huuff’d adn puff’d adn bloo da hows doon. Den, da sekkind piggy kitteh sed…
yew kin huff n puff but chew canna blow my hoos doon. So da woof huff’d and puff’d adn…
da woof bloo da hoose doon cuz da kitteh fergotted to say “knot by teh hare 0 my chinny chin chin” win da woof said “lil kit, lil kit, let me inn”.
Oh sweetpea, ur teh bestest storee teller.
wud yew tail me a storeee, sweepea or romeow? ai needs a storeeeee
I izn’t sweepea oar romeow, but i mite haz a storee fur u.
oh YAY………. yew haz teh absolyute bestest storeeees ob awl!!!!!
Wunst upon a tiyme dere wuz a beyootiful floofee kitty babeh named Shilo. Deh Shilo kitty baby was smart and fun and full uv win. But she didn’t haz a home. She wuz berry sad. She livinged wif a foster mom hoo had mennee uzzer kittehz. Deh pritty kitty playinged wif deh uzzer kitteez. Adn she had a gud life. But ebbree day, Shilo wundered if she wud eber haz a furebber home.
jamamakitty eats anovver bit ob popcorm waitin fur more………..
Wun day a pritty lady came and sed, “oh hai, Shilo! I wantz tu b ur furever Mommee. I haz a howse dat haz no kittyz and it feelz awl empty. Mai hart b awl empty inside, tu. I needz a kitty tu filling mai hart. Will u kum home wif mii??
oooh oooh ai knows……………
sits down and waits pashuntleee
*wich is berry out ob charicter*
Deh Shilo kitty lukinged at deh pritty lady. Deh lady gaveinged her chin skritches and eer rubz and snorglolz. Shilo decided she liked deh pritty lady. She hopped intu deh kitty carrier. It wuz a nice noo carrier wif a softee rug fur snugloling intu. Deh pritty ladey put deh carrier in deh car and sed, “now wii will drive home.”
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Dey drove and drove awl afternoon, up hillz and down valleyz. Along deh riverz and throo deh mountinz. Shilo wundered if dey wud ever reech deh furever home.
Finaly, dehy arrivinged at deh fureber home and Shilo hopped owt uv her carrier. She walkinged threw every ruum uv deh howse. She fownded cozy spotz and sunny spotz and windowz tu look owt uv. Dere wuz gushifudz and krunchy fudz and toyz uv awl kindz. It wuz a perfect home fur a kitty. Shilo wuz so happy tu haz a wundermus fureber home, she sat on deh pritty ladyz lap and purred and purred.
.
Shilo and deh pritty ladey livinged tugezzer happily eber after.
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Deh End
*sigh* nice storee furr relaxin two…
awwwwwwwwwww, ai hazza happi, fanks!!!
gibs {{{{{{{{{{{cweenie}}}}}}}}}} a big, big hug fur the lurvely storeee!!!
part 2 cummin up in june………. “Shilo’s baby sister”
LOL
*sigh* ifink dat pritty lkady wuz as lucky as leetol Shilo …
I bet u kan’t wait fur part 2!!
big sigh………… no i cant……….but but (ai sed butt) fings is gud now…. wut if fur hits fan???
{{{{{jamamamamammamaamama}}}}}}}
Shilo will lubbing a baby sister.
otay, aifinkso tooo!!! will be crazy here!!! you will haz to come and see!!!
Mebbe wii kum up on ower dayz off!
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wii’re in ur condo, steeling ur kittehz.
yew cum to my condo/townhouse an see my kittehs and patio!!!! yay
lubbly stori tu go tu bed wif in da hart. i nowz i will hab gud dreemz tunite thnx mine qween
I say gudnite now, Jamamamama. itz bed time heer.
Schmooooz!!
{{{{{Jamamamama}}}}}
Gnite!! Schmoooz and {{{3 kittymomma}}}}
nite cweenie, schmooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Awwww…sweet dreems r maed of dis.
{{{{{Cween & Jamamakitty & Shilo & Shilo’s Sista – coming soon}}}}}
chin-skritches = happi kitteh!
kitteh smellin da cheezeburger cukin awn da grill
U haz dem, kitteh!
Awww, happy smiles!
oh noes… I is cawt unpripayrd…
….SPLORT!!
ohnooooooooooooes- i still no haz lisense to CCC!
fwipfwipfwipfwip
furst ade tendrilz hold da cray knee yum in plaice till halp arribes…
U STILL duzzint haz ur CCC lisense?!!!???!!!!!
*slow sad hedshaek*
hmmmm.. I diddin nose I needed a speecialty license ta dwibe da CCC … Ifink dat I dribed it nawt twice … *tinks tinks tinks tinks* nopez … mae bae I jest improvisioned wifout da CCC …. *haz a confused* *tapz da chinny chin chin* *ifink i haz a memory pwoblem goin awn herez*
ohai Elsa_Mama how iz yur Matt baby tunite?
He is doing better. Still sick, still in the hospital, but they hope he can home on Sunday – but no promises. Fever is better, comes and goes now. He is drinking tons, but still not eating. I think he has a small number of goldfish crackers today. He continues to throw up. He is still on oxygen and multiple antibiotics & antifungals. His potassium is low and he has to take pills and a drink that make hiim throw up. He is not yet a happy camper – but improving.
Yay fur improovingness! Iz mooving in teh rite direkshun, eben if nawt berry fast!
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_mama n Matt}}}}}}}}}}
yep! weez arrr all ways happity wif eeny improovmints!
{{{{{Elsa_Mama and Matt and Famblili}}}} yur still in mine prayers ebberinite. Celibrate and give thanx fur the improvements, and wii will awl pray and send gud thots tu yu an Matt an yur family!
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, saxikath.
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC*
WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa saxikath’s braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka saxikath in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs saxikath a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk*
…
Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
Thankee thankee. Mm, my brainz smel laik raspberryz!
I wil bi mor kareful in fuchur!
*snugglez wif da blankee and da hot choklit*
oh noes! Saxikath is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Saxikath in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There u goes! brayn back where it belong…
lol dis is win!!!
Ohhhh…teh wiskers……….
a leetle 2 teh left…leetle more…oh ye, taht’s the spot!
Instant fave! Thx Msmara!
ai haz dem….
*lukks at pictchur*
uh oh….
*SPLORT*
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC*
WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa DK’s braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif mandarin orinj (nawt poyzin)-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh capybaras onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka DK in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs saxikath a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk*
…
Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun
Well, y’all — sumwun else will hasta watch teh CCC nao. Ai iz leevin werk & going scrapbooking.
Ebbreewun haz a gud nite, a grate Caturday, an a fantastikul weekend!
* SNIFFFFFF *
what a hebbunly aroma …..
Kitteh chin Skratchez
awllmost az gud az Rubbinz,
but still needz Hewmin!
Undurr t3h chin andz
arrowndz t3h eerz arz besstest
reewardz 4 Kitteh
Chin skratchez leedz 2
flooffee vesstz andz deelytefull,
purreeng belleh rubz
Jack.
Fank yew fur anuzzer masterpeez, Jack!
EPIC WIN!
datz ze spot. skratch skratch
they are taking over the world…