Parental kitteh is not angry just very disappointed
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Disapproving Kitteh disapproves…
Grumpy… Orange… Floofy… Uh oh…
*Quickly puts on Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses*
Wow! That was close!
Hez bin hangin owt wit bunnehs, ifinkso. *snerk*
Conga-rats, Maus, on teh tawp spot!
Yesh. A little CO cultural cross-pollination aifinkso…
Kittenz bihabyer nawt wat mawm eggspekts
Luks angrrrrry to child kitteh.
Hedbats r neggst.
And then pawsibly teh poyntee enz!
Nd tehn teh Fangs ov Doom
Oh noes, nawt teh Fangs of Doom! *runs and hides wif a kwikniss*
u start dooin hoomworks rite naow !
oh ur abitar is sew cute!!!!
*SIGH*
‘Smatter?
just channeling teh kidlet!
Ohai Skwirrlgrrl an Maus! Are u feeline betur, Maus? no moar tummy pleh?
I iz much betterer, fanks. Been “werkin” from home, tho. I likes the commute, and teh amenities is gooder too…
yep!
wawrdroab iz teh gud tew, ai bet
*rollz ayes* *hanz on hipz* nuffin!! wuts da smatter wif yous?? huh? huh? huh? howz u lik it? huh?
don’t you sigh at me in that tone of voice!
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or
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don’t you look at me in that tone of voice!
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you roll your eyes at me and I’ll roll your little head on the floor!
Now u channlin mi maum. She waz teachr soo beri gud wif da glairin.
I inherited a combination of my dads ex-cop and my mom’s public-school teacher glare. when added to my Papa-John (grandfather) exasperated sigh………..well it is somewhat known even by roadies absent for two or more years.
**Hides behind BOM**
O..O – sawree – ai will nevereverever do it again!!!
If yu finds r mittens nd nebber loses tehm agin, then u can haz sum pie
Aifink yu still needs yr mittens in Oslo?
Still need dem in Lundun 2!
But you pretty bonnet wud keep ur ears warm though!!!
an spredding dat springy feeling about de town!
ooh yes… we need mittens – an hats… Theres a snowstorm there today – and I has tu fly back there this afternoon!!! so far flights are haffanhour late…
Haz sayfe flight, Nennepus.
Fankies!
It’ll be fine – ai has my audiobook tu listun to – Blind assassin by Margareh Atwood… weird butt (he he ) gud buk!
Any otter fing I cud do inflight??
Annoy de purrson negst tu me wif weird questshuns?
Bounce up an down in may seet?
Chout loudleh ebrytiem deer is an nouns mint?
Dive doun on de floor if somwun tawks tu me?
E….
Eat noisy food
Fling bits uv paypurr abowt
Giggle maniacully
H…
Holla “Hi Jack!” to ur buddy in da bak!!
Ickie droolz hangin owt ur mouf
Jostle da drinkee kart jest as dey bee poorin da drink
Kleen ur nose hares
L …
Laugh hysterically
Move about the cabin
Nap against seat mate
O…
**takes notes, gigglin to self**
Orders drinks “to go”
Plays drums awn seet in frunt of yoo
Questions…lots of questions
R….
Rollz stale donuts down da eye ell
Soundz da alarm “Hay wuts dat noiz? R wii crashin?”
Tootz reelee loud nawt in da potty
U
Understand yur Miranda rites
Vacation plans cancelled fur trial date
W..
Waive ur unnerwares lyke a flag
Xasperate teh stewardess
Yell “daown in frunt!” ebreetyme sumwun standz up
Zebra strypes, paint dem awn evvrywun
AHHH! i los teh mittehs! pie no for me… :’(
Dis iz cleerwy a leetol kidde!! Da teen kitteh nawt be sayin dis — dey sez “Wut? I diddint doo nuffin!! Y oh Y oh Y yous awl waes blamez mii?? Yous da worsterest eber an eber! Eye nawt nose Y yous nawt twust mii!! I kin nawt weight till Iz oldz enuf ta leeb dis place!” *flounes off inna huff, flingin da hares an rollin da ayes*
dis wuz spose ta bee unner NP postee — butt der be lotz o funnies in betweenz …
Parental kitteh is monitorring ur FaceBuk account!
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HOO is that guy u has frended???
WUT is he doin in taht pickshure????
he jus a friend ! rlly :O
And whutz abowt this note here kawled “25 random things abowt me”? Hmm?
1. Ran nekkid throo teh sprinklers when I wuz a kittn
2. Drank too mush tekeela on spring brayk and got a tattoo
3. Sang karaoke wunz to Felines . . . oh whoa whoa . . . Felines
4 . . .
4. stripper nayme iz floofy green nikkers
5. Sekritly luvs goggies
6. …
4. likez deep fried twinkies
5. needz tew get bak shaved twice a munf
6. footz Smell like Troll E Troll
7.
7. Wunz got in a fite and got mah butt kikked by a kitteh naymed Wun-Eyd Jak
8. Sekrudly nommed teh pet goldfish
9. Tawks online wit a kitteh naymed Big-Tayled Whiskey Kate frum Austraylia (she SEZ shez a kitteh)
10 . . .
11. Catbook page says I’m 5…
12. Licks ur toothbrush when u leave for work in the morning
13….
13. Beer Pong champion freshman year (in high school)
14. Has a hooka. Doesn’t smoke tobacco.
15…
15. Is seen in many pictures with ‘Cheshire Cat’ grin
16. Has bin known to drink and commint!
17…
17. Noes wher to find grate stash of ‘nip
18. Horked up furbl on Daddykats best chare an blamed on littul bruthr
19. Spent nite at garbij dump and told parints was at a sleepovur.
20…
20. Tuks da tooition monies butt nawt eeny classes
21. Stoled da ole grannie kitteh’s gushifuds
22. Snortz da nip ebery nite
23.
I finkso dis is my dad in kitteh form.
yourspace is irrelevant to my interests
you are sooooooo grownded.
ooh, ai can has new abatar. yay!!
classy
ooh Phillipe u has a new abatart! I liek!
*ponders*
acskully several peeple has new spring abatarts too.
SO- anyone wif a new abatart plz feel free to stop at teh Pi Stawl for todays spring speshul strawberrie tart. Or if u want savory we has some asparagust wif prove alone!
oooo nommmm! may i please has a aspargus tart??? please????
OK, then. Off to the Pi Stawl. On the billboard in front of the Pi Stawl you can seeing the full version of mai new abatar picshure. All-turn-atively, yew can clicking on my bloo name and look in teh lolz section.
*ponders*
strawberry or asparagus and provalone?
strawberry or asparagus and provalone?
*paraphrases david after dentist*
ai have TWO hands
yoink (strawberry)
yoink (asparagus)
thnkxnomnom
Yu not sposed to be lukin at dose kinds ov Websites!!!
Corn pleatli off da topic***
In Febuaire when ai waz stil lukkin butt (snerk) haddnt starded commintin, sumone ( doent member who) had asked fore da ideaz on nawt specib toys fore kittehs at da hoomain societi. Ai had da idere. Ifn U cud get da child pruf pill boddols – put in a few dried peez dey wood mak gud an saff toyz. Mi behbees lub to play wif da empti boddols.
oooh dats a fine idea!
Fanks, jes witch i cud member who wanded it.
it was Prysma – wussent it???
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And its a berry berry gud idea!!
Fanks, ai go leabz da idere on her blob.
PK haz a blob? A blob ub wut i wunderz??? *tapz da chinnie chin chin wif mii finker an … wonderz wonderz wonderz …* I hopez dat it iz nawt two gushi ub a blob sewz dat ur wundermus idear donut sinkz outta site …..
Da saddest part iz da blob iz bout Eva. Iz worse dan da kwick sand. Iz dere ani place in Cheeztown two get da rope to sab Eva?
ooh ooh ooh mine kitties luvz tu play wif da milk rings tuu. Cheap an hours uf fun
’till ya gotta move the refrigerator for some reason. didja know the little buggers will just flat stop the wheels from rolling?
oops, nawt thot uf that, the vacuum nawt lyke them much either
A rag tyed to a yardstick will halp get dem owt befoar u moov teh fridj.
gud idea! yaaah kittiz kan haz mylk rings again
LOL! Now I know what I look like to my child!!
Kitteh needz da aye glasses ta gib mii disapprooving luk. Mii kids all waez say “Wut Mom??” wens i luks at dem ober da topz ub my aye glasses. ey nawt eben haf ta ub done nuffin butt dey feelz da guilty guilt … Samez iffin I sez “I bed your pardon?” Dey freezes and trii to change da statemint …
Ifinkso dat shee dwanked sum pikkol jooce — an nawt frum da sweet pikkols!
Oar mae bae sum leeming jooce wif nawt eeny soogars … She haz da pukkar puss!
hehehe, I know that face… someone’s watching me with that face right now.
Nice pic, mine always look me in the same way… I’m worry right now.
Ohai, frenz!
Happy Day Befoar Caturday!
**luuks arown**
Has I kleered teh room AGIN?
Gess so.
Oh well. I is habbin gud day! 2day iz Fryday, irritaytin co-worker iz nawt heer, teh wevvers iz purty, an I be awn bakayshun in 2 week week weeks!
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happi Frydai tu yu red..i wantz tu go awn bakayshun
Ohai, 3km!
Ifn I cud, I’d leev 2day insted of waytin!
happy fryday tew u tew!
Fanks, Mu!
Doen worri, eberi bodi gettn readi fur da next lol. Ai alwaes luks at da fred as da nawt old one cumz up; sew ai neber be nawt second on new fred is otay.
Ohai, BOM!
I finkso I had too mutch cawfee dis moarnin. I gots lotsa nerbis enerjee!
Yah, dat’s skeery thot: Red wif too mutch kaffeen!
MEOW mcMEow meow moew meow MEOWWW!!!!
‘Ai haz towld u an towld u a millyon tymes an u jus neber lissen’
‘Dew nawt roll tohse eyez at meh yung kitteh!’
I haz seen that look before. Usually right before kitty moves like a flash of lightning and someone feelz kitty teeth.
OMG orange tabby kitteh … hug hug n luv meow!
LOOK ITS THE OLD FACEBOOK!!!!
My human using Windows?! I don’t think so.
I still lubs u, just don’t leik ur behaybiors rite now.
FACEBOOK!!!! facebook.com
was gross popup! i swears!
Parental kitteh also sayz: i hope that not windooowwz viista u using if it iz than you grounded foever! also if it is mac u r not usin compooper agian!