Comments on: jus so u no

By: KateGladstone

KateGladstone — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:02:54 +0000

Hey, kitteh, r u rding ATLAS SHRUGGED by teh human Ayn Rand (classic frm 1958 + naow a best-sellr 1ce mor)? Ur bk seems big + fat like that bk.

I will sayv u lotsa time now by posting teh qwick-rding summary in LOLspeak — LOLCATLAS SHRUGGED. K thx, it go lyk dis:

LOLCATLAS SHRUGGED

“Who iz John Galt?”
“Who cayrz? Evvathing haz crashez naow. I can haz bailout?”

“What’s dat prritty saownd?”
“Halley’s 5th purr.”
“No, LOL, Halley haz maded onli 4 purrs.”
“Oh, sry, kthx, bai.”

Trayn can not haz moovment now.
Trayn can haz stops.
Dagny snarlz: “Trayn go naow, r ELSE!”
Trayn can go.

Traynz can not haz raylz. No steel.
Dagny: “Can haz Rearden Metal.”
Jim: “No!”
Dagny: “Yes!”
Jim: “U silly like ur frend Frisco.”
Dagny: “Frisco not my frend naow bcse naow Frisco chasing tail + tomcatting + frisking awl day + nite insted ov wrrking in hiz copprr minez like prroductive kitteh.”

Hank: “I haz maded teh 1st Rearden Metal!!!!!!11111!!!!! Lillian, u can haz Rearden Metal bracelet.”
Lillian, Phil, Paul, Momcat: “LOL!”

Biznesses haz crashez.
Biznesses can haz bailout.
Govts can nom biznesses. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!

Soon wil b no mor biznesses: awl nommd up by govt!
Where will munniez + stufs come frrm?
No kitteh wants 2 ask.
“Stoopid question: like, ‘Who iz John Galt?’ ”

Trayn bizness can haz bailout.
Trayn bizness getz wrrse + wrrse.
Good smarrt kittehs disappeer frrom trayn bizness + frrom awl biznesses. Awl biznesses get wrrse + wrrse.
Stoopid eevol kittehs nom them — nomnomnom — but stil haz hungrr 4 mor.

Sum smart kitteh maded a kar dat runned on elextrisitties from de airs.
But nevah finished it bcse kar bizness kittehs sed:
DO NOT WANT. CAN HAZ MOR MUNNEEZ FRUM BAILOUT.

Trainz hav crashes + all kittehs in 1 train die, eeven littl kittehs wif deir momcat. LOL, it wuz awl deir falts for bein stoopid eevol kittehs dat liked 2 haz bailouts + be stoopid + eevol. (Eeven de littl kittehs wuz grrowing stoopid + eevol frrom bad teechings, so u shdn’t feel 2 bad dey died, k thx.)

1 day all kittehs turn on radio and heer stranje kitteh meow 4 long time about LOJIC. Stranje kitteh meowz 4 long, LONG time.
(LOJIC meen:
USE UR HED. NOT ACT STOOPID, BCSE U DON’T HAV 2.
THINK! MOUSE = MOUSE. U CAN NOT EET UR MOUSE + HAV IT 2.)

Strange kitteh (name John Galt) awlso explain dat he maded the super kar + he maded seecret place 4 smart kittehs to come + liv.

John Galt meow:
“Smart kittehs — Dagny, Hank, u lisning? — stoopid eevol kittehs r on ur backs 2 bite ur necks + hurrt u till u die.
Plz stop wrrkn 4 stoopid eevol kittehs.
Plz push them off ur backs + com to my seecret place + let the stoopid kittehs alone 2 be stoopid till they strrving or ded + then they may b srry.”

John Galt ends hiz meow like dis:
THE WRRLD WILL CHANJE WHEN U CAN MEOW THIS MEOW:
I SWEAR, UPON MY LIFE AND UPON MY LOVE OF IT,
THAT I SHALL NEVER MOUSE FOR THE SAKE OF ANOTHER KITTEH,
NOR ASK ANOTHER KITTEH TO MOUSE FOR THE SAKE OF MINE — KTHXBAI.”

Smart kitteh Dagny find John Galt’s seecret place (but haz axident + break hrr paw falling frrm plane).
She can haz part in smart kitteh plan!!!!!!1111!!!!!
(Dagny findz Frisco. Frisco: “Now u kno why I tomcatting + frisking + not wrrking: stoopid eevol kittehs r STOOPID + EEVOL! They can NOT haz my copprr production!”
Plus Dagny findz Halley + heerz his Fifth Purr!!!!!!111111!!!!!!)

Naow smart kittehs just haz 2 hide + wait.

1 nite, big city lites go out!
Stupid eevol kittehs (aoutside hiding place) no can has elextrisitties no more 4 evah!

John Galt: “Naow stoopid eevol kittehs r the suxxOrs, LOL! We can come aout 2 conker de Urf! Logic RULE$!”

By: Kittykisses121

Kittykisses121 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:06:57 +0000

That kitty is really cute and knows how to read!

By: Jessi

Jessi — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:17:30 +0000

what a pretty cat…..has a really elegant face….

By: warmth_i_haz_it

warmth_i_haz_it — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:43:09 +0000

Mus be Anne Frank

By: Kristine

Kristine — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:37:06 +0000

She getz cheezburger at end!

By: Amaranthia

Amaranthia — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:20:57 +0000

what? where?

By: JewelCat900

JewelCat900 — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:20:05 +0000

Oh, and dont eveh TINK ’bout callin meh animal abuser..cuz im NOT! and comment i just posted is just a joke, i couldn’t DARE harm meh kitteh. and if i did, id hate ,ehself for da rest of meh life!

By: JewelCat900

JewelCat900 — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:17:53 +0000

If meh kitteh did dat teh meh, id kill it. but i has no kitteh…=( i wanna kitteh so bad!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:38:58 +0000

Ohai Amaranthia! Thnx for sharing your handsom kitteh adn clever caption.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:01:45 +0000

w00t w00t for molson!! iz very pritty kitteh

By: Arun

Arun — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:17:15 +0000

OMG dus anywun els see Lucy Liu?! D:

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:27:12 +0000

Verrie Egg Sitement filled,
Wit tea (Earl Gray, plz)
Xactly liek teh Shaking Spearz
…You Liek It (As), but nawt as funnee
.
Zack Lee, kritik, CHEEZTIEMS (2009)

By: Amaranthia

Amaranthia — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:27:39 +0000

w00t! Molson can haz on frawnt paige!

(he’s very happy about it ^^ and so is his human.)

By: ellaella

ellaella — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:09:48 +0000

Aw, kitteh, hoomins dun like sployers!

By: keshet

keshet — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:30:47 +0000

Nawt tu menshun teh spellings!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:29:58 +0000

we herd yoo teh furst time!!
(rool # 362: trolz not gets to blame it on wurdpress )

By: CaptainMaryRackham

CaptainMaryRackham — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:41:23 +0000

Draconic, sumtymz tehy tehl meh teh indeng eben WEN ai ahm reedingz dah book!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:27:58 +0000

That abowt descibes her. Her keeps making teh desizuns finking it what she needs, but sumhao, her neber seem tu be happeh.
Ai emayoed her an sed, “Du nawt coming awn Saturday, ai letting no wun in, Seanya will let no wun in, iz day fur spending wif Seanya an teh kittehs.”
But ai will be heer, tu. Ai just nawt menshuned taht.

By: rosinawilson

rosinawilson — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:27:50 +0000

npt…

By: momo

momo — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:27:29 +0000

Because they want to.

By: momo

momo — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:25:31 +0000

Who are you to tell others how and what they should talk about on this website?
If you don’t like what people write then don’t read; no one’s forcing you.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:25:23 +0000

Yu iz duing nuffing rong!
Plz tu keep duing what yu duing, an just keep making yur lyf happyer a bit at a tiem in yur way at yur speed (yu had a menshun uv skool n yu need a kitteh an fings… goals be importint1) Enjoy yur baykayshun an luk at it az a hole gnu start!
.
Seanya sez, “Yu go girl!!!!!”

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:21:16 +0000

ai never sed WUT he did… just that the butler did it.

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:19:10 +0000

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:12:16 +0000

Pls 2 gib her mai best wishis.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:07:43 +0000

…or praps Ai’m just sniffin the tea are oh ell ell trax downthread?

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:04:20 +0000

Gladlee! ur cheezfrendships hav mint teh whirled to her. Her helf continues to imprve as well.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:02:35 +0000

♪ ♫

If you’re going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you’re going to San Francisco
You’re gonna meet some gentle people there

For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:58:36 +0000

Fankies, Cattails! Plz to lettin hur gno we awl lubs hur & misses hur!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:57:18 +0000

Wut iz “NO?”
…
Ai will taek “Moar Stoopy Kweschuns” fur $500, Alex!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:56:14 +0000

Thnx for the further info! Time for a cheezland etymologist to dig thru about a million comments and plot the changes in spelling/usage over time. Hmm. I think I smell a dissertation here…:)

By: Drea6

Drea6 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:55:52 +0000

@@@ FTW

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:55:46 +0000

“speshun” shuddda been “SPESHUL”

Finners nawt werkin rite tonite.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:54:56 +0000

Fanks, TET.

I wuz tellin my haredresser tonite dat “I jes gotta get out of KY foar a whiel! I’m tyred of luukin arown an seein teh same ole fings!”

I jes donut finkso sum peeplols unnerstand jes how badlee I NEEDS dis bakayshun!

Nawt awl of my frenz has dat opinyuns, fank CC. Sum berry speshun wuns is eben HALPING me run away frum hoam! I’m gonna owe dem – beeg tyem.

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:54:19 +0000

*Hanz teh sweetpea teh jobes plant fud onna stik.*

U liek teh nuu flour bedz at teh birfdai fairee fact to ree?

Dem still needz teh plantz tu luk liek teh BF when dem is bluming. U can halp wif flowrs?

By: belllie

belllie — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:52:13 +0000

Ai liek teh “smell” better

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:51:19 +0000

yesh: kitteh wif da litter ashun wif cover up

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:50:43 +0000

i lub Eva {{PK and Seanya}} fur takin such gud kare ub little bit

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:50:26 +0000

grampa izza lil eccentrik, too.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:47:28 +0000

*notices there are moar guests in need 0 ornj mauses*
*puts moar out, adn readiez da Oh, d’Lafter, adn industreeyal size dispens’r Scents Eau Humor*

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:46:54 +0000

rhsb, sounds tu me liek U has finallee gawt fings rite. Naow U just needz teh bakashun tu refokus awn teh gud fings U are duing. Den U will taek Ky bai stormz. (Nawt teh pleh snowee kind)

By: Cattails

Cattails — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:46:53 +0000

Ohai evry1. Can ai giv u a cwik update on KCTailkinker? Ppl been asking where she b, is she OK? I saw her last nite. She sez to tell her cheezfrends she’z fine. Her compyooter iz borked. ai b halping her get it fixed and she’ll be bak on line soon. U can leave messages for her on her profile and she’ll be happitail to kno everyone iz still thinkin of her. Frend me and aisle gib u moar details.
Purrs and hedbonks!
Cattails

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:45:47 +0000

Yay!

I kinnawt wate to see teh swimmy paws agin!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:45:26 +0000

IIRC,i think long ago adn fur away there was a distinction in spelloling:one for the post digestified hair type hairballs, and a nutter speloling for the partz dat get “tutored”. this has “devolved” and dubble meanings abound using variations of bofe spelolings.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:42:03 +0000

anom sister

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:41:49 +0000

Troo dat. Wud hafta hokk rly rly deepish. Do not want.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:41:26 +0000

*snerk* mebbe boff.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:41:08 +0000

*nod nod nod* iz berry truthee.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:40:45 +0000

oooh PK How Dare That Person try and tell yu how tu live yur life. I had a think yu an Seanya are doing a fine job. Ownli yu knowz da rite path fur yu. i hav found that peepz that want tu straiten yur lyfe owt nat know wat tu du wif der lyfes

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:40:10 +0000

Yes yes yes! Childhud wun uv those fings yu onlee preeshiates wunce iz goned… an eben then, onlee if yu haz teh intelljinse an teh mentul flexibilutee an teh sence uv hyoomur an
teh lak-uv-needing-tu-pruve-fings!!!