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spoylsport!
at leest kitteh nawt spoyl*splort*!
cud bee tho… ebberywun taek caer!
con cat ulations, rosinawilson! is dis yr nawt sekkend nawt sekkund? ( i haz bin away a bit, so i may can has mist a lot)
fankeez, fankeez, deer sweetpea! ai haz bin aweigh abit two, butt (!) ai haz dun teh nawt-sekkind befoar.
oopsee, con cat ulashuns, anyways. sillybrashuns? drink &/0r danz?
nais tawl cool aftrnune sippr wood bee lurvly — a whyne coolur, purrhapz?
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awlso jk2k, annipuss, nightshayde and *yu,* sweetpea — iz a *faiv*-peep ty! concatz tu awl! iz sum naiz springly-cullered shineefingz at teh ty booteek…
ooh shineee….
…dots…
U shud hab teh rickshaw ried tu teh tybooteek. Nawt can haz cuz teh burfdai fairey has teh projekt fur dis troll. Will be bak Fridegg fur teh rickshaw rieds.
* goez bak tu carfully placing teh britely culured roks inna design maed bai teh BF. *
buukcat gibs awai suepriz
in a Catastro fee
…0 ginormaus purrportshuns.
Twuz a harrbul tayl
snert- a harrbul tayl of… o, wait, you not luk happi? you no want to know moar?
A harrbul tayl ob furrstrashun adn fangst
chukl! ftw.
yesh, full 0 win n awesum. liked it sew much, i stoal it adn start’d a liszt…
*reads bak kovver a loud*
a tangul’d yarn…
berryimportant Litter airy master piece
cat astro fees 0 ginormaus purrporshuns
dairying feats
egg siting plot
full 0 sound n furry, signifiying nutting
great read if you fancee a
Harrbul tayl 0 fangst and furrstrashuns
i…
sound n furry!!! naiswun!
is full ob raw (nawt sushi) felines ob
jellusee adn hayt, whut leeds tu
killifying (!!)
littul furee kreechurs (o teh hyooj manatee!)
m…
Mutch ado about
Nutting! and nuts of
Othello-lyke
Paranoid tensencies
Q…
Qwintisenchul horror
Runs rampant froo dis
Stunning literaree wurk,
Tayking teh reeder tu teh
Ultimit depfs ob dispayr.
V…
Verrie Egg Sitement filled,
Wit tea (Earl Gray, plz)
Xactly liek teh Shaking Spearz
…You Liek It (As), but nawt as funnee
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Zack Lee, kritik, CHEEZTIEMS (2009)
An teh butlur dun it
inna lieberree wif a candlolstik?
clue ref ftw! (btw, inna tti, izzat “clew”?)
It’s Cludo heer in TTI!
But Ai fink clew iz teh awld fashund werd – we sai clue fur “hint”
“Clue” iz a board gaem heer in teh US. Dey mayd a moovee frum it in teh 80’s — teh moovee had free diffrint endings & u onlee saw wun per tiem u seed teh moovee (until it wuz releest on video & den u kud see awl free endings).
Adn aifinkso that our US “Clue” gaem issa same as the “Cludo” gaem in TTI that Annipuss referz to above. Yesh?
An teh butlur dun itDat’s wat Ai meened – we cawl teh gaem Cludo.
Clew is an awld werd nawt yoozed naow eggsept sumtiems fur a lawng peece uf thredd, Ai fink (liek u mite yooze 2 fyned ur wai bakk throo a maez.
Ai dunno haow my nawt sekund commint gotted put dere in frunt uv mai eggsplanashun. WP is habbing its fun-an-gaems wiv me!
WP duzznt have a cloo what it duing.
teh bestest ending iz teh wun ware teh butler did it.
oh noes!1!!11!1!!!
naow U spoyleaded it fur mii
(nawt reellee)
ai never sed WUT he did… just that the butler did it.
in da pan tree wif a tree paning devise?
xlnt!
in da liberry wif a literary device?
Maltese Falcon?
or ovver McGuffin?
u krax mii up, sweetpea! (uhh, izzit ‘litter-ayshun?)
yesh: kitteh wif da litter ashun wif cover up
Aifinkso teh kitteh dunnit. Hur wuz buying teh cheep gushifuds, nawt teh gud stuffz.
Fanks fur sayvin meh teh tiem, kitteh!
Uv corse, sinse ai duzint noe wich book dis iz, datz nawt so halpful akshullee.
Adn teh grammer is awl funkee
grampa izza lil eccentrik, too.
Nawt tu menshun teh spellings!
NUUUUUUU!!!!!
ok, awn tu teh NEX buk…. it be lyk Clif’s Kitteh Notes…. sabes tyme!
aw, mahn… ais haytes eet wheen peeple rooen teh books beefor ais cahn reed teh book… eet mayks meh soh ahngree.
Ain it teh truht?! So wen a new big imprtnt book comez out (liek teh last few H. Potterz) we hadda go buy em inna middle of teh nite and tehn readem inna hurrreeee befoar sumbody spoilt teh endin! Oughta be a lawr! grumblemumble…(ooo dots)
O ai knoez!!! Haoebburr, iff yoo nawt lissendz tew annebuddee, den buaiez teh bukk, den goe hoam, curl upp wiff said buk, adn reed itt awl (oar moast obbitt), den yoo nawt hazz tew weree abowt endink spoilyurrs!
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Butt (*snerk*) ai toatlolee agree wiff yoo awn dat!
Draconic, sumtymz tehy tehl meh teh indeng eben WEN ai ahm reedingz dah book!
Trianglol fais kitteh can has a gud poynt there, yesh?
“Oh yeh, also dat moobie u wer watchin? Rosebud is his sled. An dat udder moobie? It wuz all a dreem. An dat UDDER moobie? Gess who Keyser Söze is…”
Ai see ded pplz.
adn in dat otter wun- itz a woomin.
“…in dat uthur wun, dey bofe die, him comez bak, an den diez agin.”
Funny and adorable – all wrapped up in one.
Thanks a lot for the spoiler. >
Seriously, can we please talk like normal human beings? And talk about the photos themselves, not random-ass conversations?
npt.
Sownz lyk SUMBODEE cud yoos a BUTT cookie!
*snerk*
Sure, you go ahead and do that. That doesn’t really mean that we have to. A lot of(actually, probably most of) everything that is talked about here is random conversations. Is there really something wrong with that? Just because of the random conversations, doesn’t necessarily mean that there isn’t any actual talk about the photos themselves. Also, your complaint wasn’t about the photo, so you kind of contradicted yourself, by starting a random conversation.
Pfft. Yu nawt lyk, so we immejatelee will stop habing fun an obay.
NAWT!
**snikkurs**
I barelee lissen to famlee, iz I gonna lissen to sum jerkfayse troll?
No kidding. Parentlee an old fren uv mine intends tu show up awn Saturday (mai birfday, no less) an “talk to me” abowt what ai be duing tu maiself, wif skool an Eva an Loki an awl.
Pffftt. Ai haz betterer fings tu du. Her gotted merried an moobed tu Teksas, an reesintlee moobed back after 4 yeers. Her waz nawt heer whyle ai got depresst an got bedderer an finlee figured owt ryte path fur me.
Oh yesh yesh yesh, ai will let her start arranjing bebbeh-sitting fur Eva wif peeps ai nawt eben gno. Ai will du aidunnowhat abowt skool an Loki an Seanya habing teh disabilutees an teh nawt-habing-munnies…
Peeps telling me what tu du when ai nawt hurting ennywun… ai nawt so gud at lissening.
lol…ai’nt dat teh wai it goez? jusst wen yoo nawt needz annee halpz, adn wudd rathurr dat noebuddeez ebben traiez tew halpz, cuz ebbureefink iz okai, den dey awl com wif awl dey’rr adbaiess……
*nod nod nod* iz berry truthee.
Gud fur u!
Find ur voys, adn speek it.
Find ur paff, adn wawk it.
Find ur pashun, adn lib it.
anom sister
PK, Ifn I lissened to sum peeplols, I wud nawt be goin awn bakayshun!
I’m old enuf to has kid dat’s old enuf to by alkyhawl an dey wanna tayle me wut to do? Iz nawt lyk I’m owt doin drugs oar sellin my bodee…(nobodee wud by it ennyway).
I has full-tyem jawb, goes to church an has frenz. Plz to be tellin me agin, WUT am I doin rong?
rhsb, sounds tu me liek U has finallee gawt fings rite. Naow U just needz teh bakashun tu refokus awn teh gud fings U are duing. Den U will taek Ky bai stormz. (Nawt teh pleh snowee kind)
Fanks, TET.
I wuz tellin my haredresser tonite dat “I jes gotta get out of KY foar a whiel! I’m tyred of luukin arown an seein teh same ole fings!”
I jes donut finkso sum peeplols unnerstand jes how badlee I NEEDS dis bakayshun!
Nawt awl of my frenz has dat opinyuns, fank CC. Sum berry speshun wuns is eben HALPING me run away frum hoam!
I’m gonna owe dem – beeg tyem.
“speshun” shuddda been “SPESHUL”
Finners nawt werkin rite tonite.
♪ ♫
If you’re going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you’re going to San Francisco
You’re gonna meet some gentle people there
For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair
Yu iz duing nuffing rong!
Plz tu keep duing what yu duing, an just keep making yur lyf happyer a bit at a tiem in yur way at yur speed (yu had a menshun uv skool n yu need a kitteh an fings… goals be importint1) Enjoy yur baykayshun an luk at it az a hole gnu start!
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Seanya sez, “Yu go girl!!!!!”
<3 prysma- i hazza happi fur you- findink yer paf be berry berry gud fing. doan lead da turk ease get chew doon.
oooh PK How Dare That Person try and tell yu how tu live yur life. I had a think yu an Seanya are doing a fine job. Ownli yu knowz da rite path fur yu. i hav found that peepz that want tu straiten yur lyfe owt nat know wat tu du wif der lyfes
That abowt descibes her. Her keeps making teh desizuns finking it what she needs, but sumhao, her neber seem tu be happeh.
Ai just nawt menshuned taht.
Ai emayoed her an sed, “Du nawt coming awn Saturday, ai letting no wun in, Seanya will let no wun in, iz day fur spending wif Seanya an teh kittehs.”
But ai will be heer, tu.
Gud wun, PK!! *klappee klappee wif skaelee pawz*
Seriously, can we please talk like normal human beings? And talk about the photos themselves, not random-ass conversations?
npt!!!
Hoo u cawlin a hoomin beeng? Ai b kitteh.
an ime hiz gofer!
>.<
wate, ime a focks!
Wut iz “NO?”
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Ai will taek “Moar Stoopy Kweschuns” fur $500, Alex!
Who are you to tell others how and what they should talk about on this website?
If you don’t like what people write then don’t read; no one’s forcing you.
we herd yoo teh furst time!!
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(rool # 362: trolz not gets to blame it on wurdpress
Kitteh must be reedin “Liddlol Wimmens”.
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Most resint buuk I reeded wuz “The Heroin Diaries”.
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Oh, an Nikki Sixx DUZ die innit!
{{{rhsb}}}
iz dis irunee? Teh troll practissing teh NPT tekniks?
Wuz npt?
**wigglols arown**
I gotted my hares cuttid an now I gots teh itchee-twitcheez!
Nawt pet teh troll. Iz inna cweenmjs town crier.
bai teh wai, wut duz NPT meen? ai hazza confuzzled….
Aifinkso it started out meaning “Nil Per Troll”–a mock-derivation from “Nil Per Os”, Latin/Medical for “nothing by mouth”–and was supposed to mean “don’t feed the troll.” But like all the rest of Lolspeak, the meaning shifts a bit. (Like in real languages, but more swiftly?)
The one _I_ don’t understand is how “harbls,” which looks like is started out to mean “hairballs,” ended up meaning something diffrnt altogthr. N E Bodi kno?
hareballs –> hayree balls. Seemz nachrul tu me.
Sounds plausible! Thnx!
ai’ll putt itt dis wai: dem’z nawt teh wunz dat yood hokk upp afturr likking yur furz….
Troo dat. Wud hafta hokk rly rly deepish. Do not want.
IIRC,i think long ago adn fur away there was a distinction in spelloling:one for the post digestified hair type hairballs, and a nutter speloling for the partz dat get “tutored”. this has “devolved” and dubble meanings abound using variations of bofe spelolings.
Thnx for the further info! Time for a cheezland etymologist to dig thru about a million comments and plot the changes in spelling/usage over time. Hmm. I think I smell a dissertation here…:)
…or praps Ai’m just sniffin the tea are oh ell ell trax downthread?
*getz tray 0 ornj mauses ready from drop in guest*
*notices there are moar guests in need 0 ornj mauses*
*puts moar out, adn readiez da Oh, d’Lafter, adn industreeyal size dispens’r Scents Eau Humor*
*Hanz teh sweetpea teh jobes plant fud onna stik.*
U liek teh nuu flour bedz at teh birfdai fairee fact to ree?
Dem still needz teh plantz tu luk liek teh BF when dem is bluming. U can halp wif flowrs?
why does everyone talk like a 3 year old.
Why do you care? And while on the subject, you should have capitalized the beginning of your sentence, and used a question mark instead of a period.
@@@ FTW
Wye nawt?
Mebbe bekawz ahm a free-yeer-owld caliko kitteh.
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Wy ar u tawkin lyk a meen owld hoomin?
Acshly, yew mite notiss we yewzhally gits teh punk-punk-punk-PUNK! shoowayshin rite. Ifinkso yew smell funneh.
Oops I ment spell. Or mebbe nawt.
*snerk* mebbe boff.
Ai liek teh “smell” better
3 yere oald duznt noe such kom-pli-kayted werds.
an just soze yu noe- diz iz sekund grade spelling, nawt preskool.
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we iz just reliving childhoodz, in kase we misst it the nawt sekund taim. yu shood trai it, it givs yu a wunnerful feeling uv freedum.
Anom!
Yes yes yes! Childhud wun uv those fings yu onlee preeshiates wunce iz goned… an eben then, onlee if yu haz teh intelljinse an teh mentul flexibilutee an teh sence uv hyoomur an
teh lak-uv-needing-tu-pruve-fings!!!
Because they want to.
Ohai guis!
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Teh gud gnus:
Eva’s Blog iz back up!!
Teh pics frum last nyte be up!!
Teh bideos will be up in a lil whyle!!
Ai hadda nap wif a Loki!!
Loki be nawt froing up!!
Supper be reddy suun, an iz nawt can uv soops!!
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Teh less gud gnus:
Owr camra be todallee borked beyond awl hoap *sez last rites ober it*
We haz gnu camra coming, which be bedderer eben… but we has tu pay $45 fur it (we can manaj that much) an we nawt gets it ’til tumorro.
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Plz tu be waring teh ohai-lebel purrtekshun when luking at teh Eva blog! Much cyootniss! (altho yu shud ekspect that bai nao)
Yay!
I kinnawt wate to see teh swimmy paws agin!
i lub Eva {{PK and Seanya}} fur takin such gud kare ub little bit
Ohai evry1. Can ai giv u a cwik update on KCTailkinker? Ppl been asking where she b, is she OK? I saw her last nite. She sez to tell her cheezfrends she’z fine. Her compyooter iz borked. ai b halping her get it fixed and she’ll be bak on line soon. U can leave messages for her on her profile and she’ll be happitail to kno everyone iz still thinkin of her. Frend me and aisle gib u moar details.
Purrs and hedbonks!
Cattails
Fankies, Cattails! Plz to lettin hur gno we awl lubs hur & misses hur!
Gladlee! ur cheezfrendships hav mint teh whirled to her. Her helf continues to imprve as well.
Pls 2 gib her mai best wishis.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
npt…
Aw, kitteh, hoomins dun like sployers!
w00t! Molson can haz on frawnt paige!
(he’s very happy about it ^^ and so is his human.)
w00t w00t for molson!! iz very pritty kitteh
Ohai Amaranthia! Thnx for sharing your handsom kitteh adn clever caption.
OMG dus anywun els see Lucy Liu?! D:
what? where?
If meh kitteh did dat teh meh, id kill it. but i has no kitteh…=( i wanna kitteh so bad!
Oh, and dont eveh TINK ’bout callin meh animal abuser..cuz im NOT! and comment i just posted is just a joke, i couldn’t DARE harm meh kitteh. and if i did, id hate ,ehself for da rest of meh life!
She getz cheezburger at end!
Mus be Anne Frank
what a pretty cat…..has a really elegant face….
That kitty is really cute and knows how to read!
Hey, kitteh, r u rding ATLAS SHRUGGED by teh human Ayn Rand (classic frm 1958 + naow a best-sellr 1ce mor)? Ur bk seems big + fat like that bk.
I will sayv u lotsa time now by posting teh qwick-rding summary in LOLspeak — LOLCATLAS SHRUGGED. K thx, it go lyk dis:
LOLCATLAS SHRUGGED
“Who iz John Galt?”
“Who cayrz? Evvathing haz crashez naow. I can haz bailout?”
“What’s dat prritty saownd?”
“Halley’s 5th purr.”
“No, LOL, Halley haz maded onli 4 purrs.”
“Oh, sry, kthx, bai.”
Trayn can not haz moovment now.
Trayn can haz stops.
Dagny snarlz: “Trayn go naow, r ELSE!”
Trayn can go.
Traynz can not haz raylz. No steel.
Dagny: “Can haz Rearden Metal.”
Jim: “No!”
Dagny: “Yes!”
Jim: “U silly like ur frend Frisco.”
Dagny: “Frisco not my frend naow bcse naow Frisco chasing tail + tomcatting + frisking awl day + nite insted ov wrrking in hiz copprr minez like prroductive kitteh.”
Hank: “I haz maded teh 1st Rearden Metal!!!!!!11111!!!!! Lillian, u can haz Rearden Metal bracelet.”
Lillian, Phil, Paul, Momcat: “LOL!”
Biznesses haz crashez.
Biznesses can haz bailout.
Govts can nom biznesses. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!
Soon wil b no mor biznesses: awl nommd up by govt!
Where will munniez + stufs come frrm?
No kitteh wants 2 ask.
“Stoopid question: like, ‘Who iz John Galt?’ ”
Trayn bizness can haz bailout.
Trayn bizness getz wrrse + wrrse.
Good smarrt kittehs disappeer frrom trayn bizness + frrom awl biznesses. Awl biznesses get wrrse + wrrse.
Stoopid eevol kittehs nom them — nomnomnom — but stil haz hungrr 4 mor.
Sum smart kitteh maded a kar dat runned on elextrisitties from de airs.
But nevah finished it bcse kar bizness kittehs sed:
DO NOT WANT. CAN HAZ MOR MUNNEEZ FRUM BAILOUT.
Trainz hav crashes + all kittehs in 1 train die, eeven littl kittehs wif deir momcat. LOL, it wuz awl deir falts for bein stoopid eevol kittehs dat liked 2 haz bailouts + be stoopid + eevol. (Eeven de littl kittehs wuz grrowing stoopid + eevol frrom bad teechings, so u shdn’t feel 2 bad dey died, k thx.)
1 day all kittehs turn on radio and heer stranje kitteh meow 4 long time about LOJIC. Stranje kitteh meowz 4 long, LONG time.
(LOJIC meen:
USE UR HED. NOT ACT STOOPID, BCSE U DON’T HAV 2.
THINK! MOUSE = MOUSE. U CAN NOT EET UR MOUSE + HAV IT 2.)
Strange kitteh (name John Galt) awlso explain dat he maded the super kar + he maded seecret place 4 smart kittehs to come + liv.
John Galt meow:
“Smart kittehs — Dagny, Hank, u lisning? — stoopid eevol kittehs r on ur backs 2 bite ur necks + hurrt u till u die.
Plz stop wrrkn 4 stoopid eevol kittehs.
Plz push them off ur backs + com to my seecret place + let the stoopid kittehs alone 2 be stoopid till they strrving or ded + then they may b srry.”
John Galt ends hiz meow like dis:
THE WRRLD WILL CHANJE WHEN U CAN MEOW THIS MEOW:
I SWEAR, UPON MY LIFE AND UPON MY LOVE OF IT,
THAT I SHALL NEVER MOUSE FOR THE SAKE OF ANOTHER KITTEH,
NOR ASK ANOTHER KITTEH TO MOUSE FOR THE SAKE OF MINE — KTHXBAI.”
Smart kitteh Dagny find John Galt’s seecret place (but haz axident + break hrr paw falling frrm plane).
She can haz part in smart kitteh plan!!!!!!1111!!!!!
(Dagny findz Frisco. Frisco: “Now u kno why I tomcatting + frisking + not wrrking: stoopid eevol kittehs r STOOPID + EEVOL! They can NOT haz my copprr production!”
Plus Dagny findz Halley + heerz his Fifth Purr!!!!!!111111!!!!!!)
Naow smart kittehs just haz 2 hide + wait.
1 nite, big city lites go out!
Stupid eevol kittehs (aoutside hiding place) no can has elextrisitties no more 4 evah!
John Galt: “Naow stoopid eevol kittehs r the suxxOrs, LOL! We can come aout 2 conker de Urf! Logic RULE$!”