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adn yur wallit!
awn sekkund thot wallit is ok if is gots munnies fur cheezburgers
Conga ratz rosinawilson. awn teh tawp uf teh brayed.
Ai can maek teh nouns mint pls?
PLS Tu haz ur splort purrteckshuns in plaes. dis is nawt teh drill
splort level elebentee! Pls tu haz teh CCC manned adn reddee tu respond.
fankyew, wrr. ai gotsta nu summplye uv teh chrgs. *snapz chrg intue plaice.*
U want teh rickshaws ried tu teh ty booteek? Der is ruum foar awl teh tyed peepz. U can haz teh Url Grace Tee adn teh biskits whail U ried.
oooh! ai lurvz teh URL Grapes Tee.
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c’mon awl tyed cheezpeepz! iz ty booteek tyme.
*hops ontu de rickshaw*
Ai fink aill hab sum rooibush tea and a pockit kitteh dat ai kan snorglol befoar ai go tu bed… is midnite soon heer near de arktik circlol!!
Wood U liek tu stawp at NOMS onna wai bak?
just for a kwikk cuppa! an tu hab a glance at de figure skating befoar I go tu bed…
Izzit saef foar kittehs to stop off for noms wib a troll?
Hellow, Kitteh!
Akshulii, kitteh sez itz okai tu leev walit wiv him sew he kan bai lotz uv gushifudz wiv yur plastik munnies.
Noms on de odder hand – goes in dis pokkit!!!
ai will gard teh noms berry well
yupp – uhum – we will!
no wum will ebber find dem agin! not heer ennywais!
Nite nite Cheezeland!
*sends beems to Matt over de atlantic – gud fougths tu pleh dr. tinydentists – an general well wishes tu awl!!!*
In mai speshul nom stoar!
Dere’z noe rume heer
Ai has a pokkit kitteh.
I’ll be yur pokket protektor.
ha
funeh kiteh
Dis mah pokkit. U get ur own to hold ur stuff.
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On a side note — *wanting teh Hello Kitteh skrubs!!!*
runs up to NS wif a biiiiggggggggg schmoooo!!!
ai alwais fink ob yew wen ai see herro kitteh!!
Dr. Tinycat makin himz rondz wif himz nurse
ooo lookit! a 5 wai Ty!!! Hao yu wud liek tu silllybrate???
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Mebbeh a twip tu teh Ty Bootek? Ai herded dey has teh gnu “Pokkit Kittehs” in so nao yu kin taek snorgles wib yu ware ebber yu goes!
Duz dem haz pokkit pinny gigs?
* pulls tu guinness pints awt uf teh coolur. Opens dem wif teh church kee and handz wun tu teh pinny gig *
Joyn meh inna break?
Oh yesh yesh yesh!!! Dere issa hole gnu lyne of bebbeh pokkit animlols! Iffn yu does nawt sea teh won yu wants, plz tu ask adn dey wheel ordue eet in, aifinkso!
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* taeks a Guinness * ooo fankies, ai has bin kneading tihs awl dai lawng! Is so nyce tu has a tame Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell arownd teh plaice!
Pssst, GP: we tawked abowt pinnygigs as lab aminlols tuday. Teechur sed, yu cannawt gib pinnygigs automatic watter system (nawt bottlol, but big system wif hozis, fur moar aminlols) coz tehm awlways stuff fings in it an block it so it open an tehy floods ebreefing.
Pinnygigs aer akshually engineers from NASA, dat’s why.
Dis sownds lyk sumfing pinny gigs lurned frum bean arownd kegs ov Guiness, aifinkso!
Kitteh–keys iz fun toi.
Ixspeshullee if demz iz kees to teh CAR! Kitteh rode tryp…
=^..^=
Silleh hissy, keys aer nawt foar toys. Keys aer for holding hostage until hoomin gets cheezburgers. :p
O nao dis kitteh ‘streemly splorty!
Want!
SKWEEEE!!!! mee tew!
*holds titely to CHRG and HGGs*
**rapz moar dukee taype (wif pikkshurs ov daffydills) rownd an rownd Rattipuss an gammacat heds**
Pocket kittens!! I knew they exist!
ohai troll e troll!! i haz been luking for yoo!! i haz a job for yoo at teh facktree if yoo wants it, a owtdorrs job. an sinse yoo are a gud trol (az trolz go, mostly) yoo not haz to being chayned to teh assembly line an kan yooze teh restroom weneber yoo wants!!
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yoo kno how at dizzyland tehy haz a big pikshur ob taht stoopy mowse guy planted in flowrs owt in frunt? wel, i haz a nise big patch ob durt owt in frunt ob teh facktree, an i wuld like to habbing a pikshur ob me plantinged tehr!! on my profile yoo kan seeing my pikshure, i haz teh purplol gown an bloo wings, an my wand wif sparklies coming owt ob it, an my mushroom to sitting on!! fink yoo kan plant dis pikshur ob me in flowrs owt in frunt ob teh facktree?
Ai nawt so gud wif flours. Ai can plant teh piktur in fungi adn weedz?
**beekbonks Troll E Troll onna bak ov hed** Burfdai fairy nawt mayde ov fungi an weedz!
Teh fungi canz be bery beeyooteeful. There are purplol mushrooms, and red musrooms, and teh white wuns, and teh yellow and orange and brown and black and Eben glow inteh dark wuns! It be gorgeous!
hmm *ponderponder* how bowt dis — yoo plants teh pikshur ob me in wildflowrs!! sumtimes tehy iz weeds, but tehy still habbing purty flowrs! will taht wurk? an teh mushroom kan being planted in fungi, kawz it iz being a fungis.
Burfdai fairee pland pikshur mus be purfeckt! Lyk burfdai fairy!
bii sure tu bii keepin da wurker trollz owt uf da mushrooms tho, or kaos will shirley erupt
**nods** Dem purdee culur mushrums kin be teh danjurus, aifinko! Wursur den nip!
Haow bowt ai maek teh flour bedz wif purdee roks adn u haz sumwun else plant teh flowurs wunz teh flowur beds is reddee?
Datsa gud ideer Troll E! We kin yewz
Anise
Buttercups
Cyclamen
Dayzeez
E…
Echineaca
Fox glove
Goldenrod
hollyhock
I …
Ekk In Asia
Florrid Buncha rowsis
Germayneeums
Hai Biskits
Ingerlish daysees
J…
Jow Pi weeeeed
Kabbijis, teh ormanentil kynd
Larks Purr
Mis Wilmots Goast
Nies Turshums
O …
Oh Pee Um Pawpees
P’Toonyas
Q …. ai doan noes wai dis stranj leddur kiips cumin up … der nawt bees ennee wurds wut start wif it
Rows Merree, foar remembrins
Sweeet Pees
T …
Too Lips
Untiedee moarnin glorees
Vailits
Wich Hayzil? Wai, dat wun, ob kors!
Xsilint wurkmensheeps
Y? Kos teh Burfdae Fairee disurbs it!
Zee? Is awl dun nao – ta-DAAAA!
Hei, Troll E Troll…if teh Fairy not wantz deh gawrdun ub mushruumz, Ai wuud liek tu hab wun! Awl doze purtee mushruumz, wif teh bryte culurz…sum ub dem shruumz wuud maek a nyyyyyse, culurfuul soop fer mai nazzztee mudder-in-law…*grynz a beeg, ebel gryn*.
=^..^=
Shurt Pawkett Kittun
juss liddill beegurrurr dan
Vesst Pawkett Kittun
Shurt Pawkett Kittun
habz besstest Hammikk in t3h
Wurld. Andz it’z awwwlll himz!
Shurt Pawkett Kittun
awllwayz habz himz Beeg Hewmin
class bye atz awll tymez
Jack.
oh – hao sweet!!!
Beeg Hewmin protektz
teh sweet Shurt Pawkett Kittun
frum teh beeg waid wurld
*clapity clapity clapity*
grate pome jack!
OJack, dat sew sweet!
U kan tel it’s mah pokkit ‘kuz itz gawtz fisheez an kittehz awn it. C?
O. M. CC.
Ai juss spen ded a nowr wif Eva, an nao see this????
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*howlds self tugevver wif hyooj effurt uv will, eyes scrunchd closd tite*
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Ai wud lyk tu remindifying yu awl about teh Junglol Theem Birfday Partee fur kimkiwi an tessm, awn Toosdae Marsh 31, awn teh 12 am cheeztiem thred. It will be full uv much ekzoticniss, wif teh YNG painted as junglol aminlols, an teh junglol-theemed noms. Ai haz juss finished ranjmints fur teh parrits an uvver culurful tropikul birdees tu be in teh greeneries an purrvide teh ennertainmints wheneber teh hyoomin moosical ennertainmint pawsis.
Ennywun whu be ennywun will be at THIS partee an no uvver, coz it will be absomolootlee teh kewlist! Plz tu be waring a propriate clovings.
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Also, ai needs tu tell yu, ai has a test nawt-sekkund fing tumorro, an a nasinemint du in teh class rite aftur, so ai nawt haz time tu be heer tunyte. *sigh* Howeber, we DUZ haz teh pics an bideo uv Eva, an ai will run in lawng enuff tu tell yu wunce that be postifaied.
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Loki haz eeted abowt tu-firds uv a can uv Fancee Feest miksed wif water, an a lil drai fuds tuday, an haz nawt frowed it up, yay! If him did nawt, wud have had tu cawl Dr TinyVet, coz iz berry berry danjrus fur kittehs tu nawt eet. Payshunse an lubs an snorguls an slo fuds an fngs, an him will be otay. Silleh kitteh.
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*finks if she misst ennyfing*
Otay, aifinkso that waz ebreefing ai needed tu telling yu.
Nao that be done….
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SKWEEEEEEEE! Cyoot teeny tabbeh!!!!
SPLORT
Blargh, ai iz ded uv teh cyootnesses, but what a way tu go!
oh noes! P-K is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Prysma in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – u cant be splortid – Loki an Eva an de otters wuld prefer u whole an recubberd fankyu!
Fanks, Nennepus… is diffkult tu du mai homewurks an luk after teh kittehs wif mai brayns awl ober teh playse! Waz cyootniss oberload, aifinkso, an teh bebbeh tabbeh waz teh provurbiul straw taht borked teh camlol’s brayne, ur sumfing.
did WP eet Ur blogg? Ai klikked awn Ur bloo naem and gotted sent tu teh strayng plais.
Mee tu!
Furgive teh langwij, plz, but… WTF??? Ai can get intu back end uv blog… whai it showing WP, which nawt eben be installed ennymoar???
Ai trais tu fix. Plz tu haz a payshint.
Yu can see teh bideos at youtube.com/user/seannetherworld but we nawt haz tunyte’s up yet.
*goes tu puzzlol owt hao weezuls got intu her blog an eeted it*
Otay… ai traid WP awn mai website nawt-sekkund, an it borked aftur tu days. So ai switched tu a blog software ai use elsewhair an lyk, an it haz been awl happeh.
Seanya be luking.
Fur sum reezun, WP, which waz UNinstalled, haz REinstalled itself. Seeanya be emayoing teh host peeps tu see if tehy can halp get WP owt uvb tehre wifout borking teh b2evo (gud) blog.
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In uvver depressing gnus… owr dijital camra dieded… pawsiblee uv teh ekstreem cyootniss we been making it see. Ai duz nawt gno what tu du, oar if we can aford a gnu wun.
Izz Okai PK. U wurk awn teh skool wurks adn leeb teh ottur stuffs foar us tu wurree abawt.
{{{PK, Loki, Eva, Adn teh rest uf teh manageri}}}
O mai gudnis, sow mennee fings hapnin an borkin an stressin yu!! Awl mai bebbehs an ai bees sendin yew berry gud thots an ennurjees. Gud luk wif ur test an nsainmint – yule du grate, aifinkso!! A doan wurree bowt teh blogg an teh Eva-pikshurs – ai shur wii kin survaif a littol wyol wifowt owr daylee fiks….
*choos frantiklee awn edj ob pyootur desk, hans klawin at teh skreen …..*
Wi bees jus fien … reelee… *eva – evaa! kum bak! kuum baaakkk!*
*puls sefl tugevvur, oar trys tu*
O, an ai brottid yu dis littol majikal wond, tu. Ai doan noes ifn it kud fiks enneefing, butt (*!*) ifn ennee trolls kum to bovver yu, yu kud poek dem in teh iis wif it.
Otay, here be update:
Ai reellee haz tu du hoamwurks!!!
*waves wand arownd in ayr*
Seanya wayting fur tech support at host tu reply tu trubble tikkit… they haz 24-hr support so shud be nawt-tu-long.
Meanwhyle, ai haz added a “sowree, technikul difficultees” page wif links tu Seanya’ YouTube an tu teh raw pics.
We nawt gunna be abul tu get tunyte’s gnu stuff up til tumorro, tho…
Seanya posted in a lokal forum abowt needing camra an whai, an that it fur promoting lokal Hoomayne Sosietee, an we haz tu pawsibilitees alreddee!
nicewitch, aifinkso yur wand wurking.
{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}
*skurrees awf tu nom soop an du hoamwurks an cuddlol a Loki until Eva’s nekst feeding… aaaargh!*
PK, iz yur blog ded frum Eva’s cyootness? Ai’m missin mai daylee Eva fiks!
Gud luk wif yur test nd nasinemint!
Snuggly babeh!
(Scritches kitteh’s chin)
~Splort~
oh noes! D.R u’ve been leftid splorted heer all nite!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D.R in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – let de majiklol eliksir do its wurk while u luk at de meddow for a while…
Thanks u, Nennepus
It so nyse in de meddo
cus if u wnted to puts kez in ur pjs u shud hav bot “hello keys” pjs insted.
THAT IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! THAT DESERVES A 100