Civilised Cat waits patiently for nom.
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An den ai kin snorgul teh floofs aftur yu??? Plsplsplspls??
Conga rattees fur ur sawt atta tawp uv owr macrame!!!
Dats ‘spawt’, ob kors — pls tu skuus mai discawnekshun tween mai brayun an mai fingees.
PLZ tu haz ur chrgs adn teh HGGs furmly in place.
dis is teh dangurmus LOL
Plz tu approach dis lol wif a caushun.
Ai haz myn on alwrite. Still recoberin frum splort on pokkit kitten on previous fred
Tank u! We can awl goes to teh Ty Boo Teek! Ai just had mai nawt secund nawt secund the odder nite. How egg siting to hab 2 in one week!
Ai wil by Champers fur awl.!
POP *pulls out cork*
Bubble, bubble, bubble *pours champers fur anny wun who wants- tis also nonalcoholic for you guys under 21. Looks around fur Raindrop*
(gets owt ABBA owtfit)
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Gimmie gimmie gimmie a nom after midnite
A belly rub and sum catnip tu!
oh noe!!11!!!1!
doan feed tehm affer midnyt!!!1!!1!
an doan git tehm wet, eever!!1!!!11!!!1
then attax!
but not for long
nor silently
Pownce!
Gulp!
gone are teh noms
plz tew hab moar kthnxbai
Moar? Teh kittehg wants sum moar??
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(kew singing ob “noms glorius noms”)
nawt to havz da puddin untiz u eets ur meatz!
Butt (snerk) teh meatz iz teh puddin!!
In teh cayse ob Yorkshire Pudding adn Black Pudding, it iz, tu!
wayting fer hooman tew spoon feed him
ooooo – izzat a KALIKO?????!!!!
“yoink”
haz tew get teh pritte kaliko b4 newun else duz
Buttbuttbutt — yu wil shaers teh snorguls wif us, dough, woan yu????? Ai jus wons tu cuddil teh flooffeeniss, an den ai gibs riet bak, onnist.
Yu sayedd buttbuttbutt! Free butts! HeHe!
(*!*) (*!*) (*!*) !!!!!
whoz buttz bee free??? Nekkid Butt dat haz bean debriefed
iz a YNG yes?
ohai nicewitch! Wut lublee bunnee eers yu hab!
Tank yew! Ai has a prowd dat ai lurndid hao tu flollow teh distrukshins tu du dat twies nao! Oar wuz it free tiems??
Mai memree – has enneebuddee sees it? Pls tu send it hoem ifn yu dus,thx.
otay, since yew aksed sew nicely, heer, ai lets yew snorgle teh floof fer elebenty sekunds, starting….NAOW! wun, tew, free, fore,….ummm, wut comes after fore?!
Moar. Lawts moar, tu gets awl teh wae to elebenty.
*cuddels an snorguls teh lubli floofee kaliko ob the wunnerful cullers*
Der – nao ai gibs yu bak tu ur yoink-mommah, kus stoopee mii, ai prommissid.
Tank yew berry mush – seh bees a byootimus gurl!
Wat a lubli floof!!!
WP eeted mah commint!
et eeted myne two!
(fawlse allarum.) *faispaw*
maibi civilised kitteh eeted it, iz tyred uf waiting fur hooman
dat be a budder containment system on da table??? Iz a berry gudz kitteh iffin he nawt takin da budder!!
aifinkso kittehs jes meshurin da distunce 4 da pownce ^^
Ai bet teh kitteh’s napkin iz in himz lap. *nod*
aifink kitteh iz warin hiz finest dinner glovs tu.
CHRG held untill noticed glovs. Ah jeez. ***SPLORT***
OOH Parrut braynes.
* Getz teh hand held CCC wif burd tatchments.
Spritez teh braynes wif bubblol baf
vacuums teh bryanes wif teh wetvac
rinse teh bubblols awf wif teh hollee waddurs
pak byrd braynes carefully bak intu teh byrd hed.
tayp tayp wif teh parrut taype in toucan cullurs
replais chrg/wdoi uf pinnee gigs
wrap in floofee cheezpeep blankit
handz teh martooni wif teh chawklitt troll*
Haz teh rest naow nawt luk at teh lols until fully recubbured
oooh, WRR- that wuz a luvlee brayne recubbery!
PH wuz in teh bestest handz, aifinkso!
Dat WRr, him haz grayte handz!! **blushes** Datz wut sumpeep tole me.
**fanz self** Ofankee West River rat!!!!
**sipz martooni**
**lukz wiffa kyew ree us at the chawklitt troll***
Um, WRr, nawt tu be rewd, butt, iz diz filled wif inneefing?
Aifinkso iz filled wif teh peppurmint schnappz.
Yum! Fankz WRr!!! Nofence, yu nose, jist gotta be caremus rownd trolls. Dat Troll E Troll wannid tu plant ‘culurful’ mushroomz inna burfdai fairy’s plant pickshur! **memburs wut culurful mushroom kin du tu a peep**
ai agwee – and nawt haz elbows on tablol evver. Nyce tablol manners awn dis prittee floofee kitteh! Bedder manners dan mai kittehs hab…..
Bedder manner dan mai boikitteh haz…
boff mai indoor kittehs are gyrrls (kalikos!!) and dey hab no manners – wunder hooz fawlt dat iz?!
tehn attax!
Isn’t the fork supposed to be on the other side?
Or maybe he’s a southpaw…
Datz teh standard way uv settin teh table in teh US. Fork on teh left, knife & spoon on teh rite.
as in most civilised cat countries
Dat floofbawl nawt lukz tu patient tu me!
Shud “patience” and “kitteh” eben be in saym sentence togedder?
Ai nawt finkso! Shud we kawl teh aw-four-aw-teez?
Yesh. Callin teh grammer poleece
*dials 9 elebenty*
Oar teh fyreminz! Wee cud cawl teh fyremins! **goez tu komb hayre an ‘ply lipstik**
Fyremenz!!! Ai shud hab thowt ub dem!!
*cheks reflekshun in mirrer*
*Puts on best damsel in disdress owtfit*
Ai am reddy! Cawl de fyremenz!!!!
mebbeh u shud wants 2 gibs da kitteh sum cheezburger, den da kittehs pashuns will edn adn u miet git sum scritches iffen u nawt pulls back ur hans fast nuff… adn da fyremens wud taek care ob you adn latur gibs u inno da
lovingcaring hans ob da yngsIz relatib turms. patience fur teh kitteh meens teh pointee endz nawt come aowt fur half teh minnut. Purr bawks oar maiow makur will be maeking teh noize ai am shur.
He that can have Patience, can have what he will” (esp if he haz teh pointee ends)
Benjamin Franklin
meh…jusst gimmeh iaes cwreem!!
Kitteh seez corms. Want! Y u fink him haves nife?
har de har har
Odeer, IRL iz intrewdin wunce agin! Nite cheezpeepz, fanks fur the breef innerlude ov happeenuss!
G’nite PH!!
Nietee-niet!
if he doesnawt get ea, he wheel proceed tew rip teh hed off the goggie
poor goggie. Nawt eazee bein hedless.
naw… aiz hedless ebbery moarnink dat starts b-4 noon… iz a good lief… as lawng as u nawt gets hit by a car
I may want to borry dis kitteh, cuz I gots co-worker dat needs hed popped awf.
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Nebber mynd, I finkso wud be moar fun (an moar fun ifn I diddit myself. :wicked:
I may want to borry dis kitteh, cuz I gots co-worker dat needs hed popped awf.
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Nebber mynd, I finkso wud be moar fun ifn I diddit myself. :wicked:
Aaargh! Dubblol postin!
Cannot brane tonite, I has teh dumb.
Aifinkso is the WP. It be duing teh nawty fings tudai, nawt just wif u. It eeted teh eva blogs uf P-K eben.
I figgered it wuz eye-d-ten-t error.
I nawt had gud day, so I came hoam an sleeped almoast 4 howers!
At leest heddake is gone, I finkso.
U needz teh to kill ya?
* Rubz rim uf shawt glasses wif teh lemming joos,
dip glasses inna magureeta salt tu cote teh rims,
Pours teh shawts uf to kill ya in teh glasses
putz slice uf lemming oar lime onna edge uf shawt glasses
handz wun tu rhsb *
cheers.
Oooh, fankies, WRr!
**duz shot of tekillya**
Ah, dat hitted teh spot.
I smelled lyk margajareeta erlyur 2day. A fren had sum cocomonutt-lime loshun an I put sum awn. I sware, it smelled lyk margajareeta!
♫ ♫
Got my cares
Wrapped-up all nice and neat
In my suitcase
I’ll take it down the street
To a place with plenty of space for me
I am a lone wolf
Dat be me in 2 weeks.
howz weel dis kitteh pop awf dis guys hed?
I nawt make kitteh do it.
I finkso I can has moar satisfakshunz ifn I diddit myself.
wut tech nique you uze? it bee a slow popz oar a fastee pop?
Wutebber be moast effektib an paynful foar teh popp-ee.
Aifinkso kitteh jus be teh dibor…diber…maeks him luk teh otter wai, when rhsb sneeks up awn himz.
kitteh bee da diburshion?
Whai nawt? Sum kittehs liek tu be teh diburshions, spechully if U prawmiss tu pays dem in noms.
Iz nawt gui. Iz gurl.
I gibbed hur noo nikname –> Liddlol Beeg Mouf.
Hab hurz ware teh cablol TB uniforms. Mai goggies whut lubz eberywun nawt liek teh cablol guy when himz come ober tudai.
Oh BTW ai haz teh cablol adn teh innertubes huukups in mai nuu haws naow.
Den ai can bring mai goggies tu visit hur.
Goggies yooshualee be gud judj ob karakters.
So, wen u movin in? Wen iz teh howse-swarmin partee?
It bee a whiel. Ai fink ai will haz tu send Troll E Troll tu find teh plumbur adn teh lectician. Dem wus sposed tu be awn site friedeeg, nawt has seen dem yet.
I donut geddit. Why duz sum kontrakters fink dey kin jes show up wenebber dey feelz lyk it? Ifn yoo oar I did dat, wii nawt has job ennymoar!
Lemme kno if TET needs halp. I cud channlol my aggreshuns toward teh stoopy doods.
face iz sayin “ai weel wait patiently,” butt mynd iz sayin “bring me nom NAO!!1!!”
Wow, my noes iz relee itchin!
**luuks at clok** Ifn dat meens comp’neez comin, who izzit gonna be at 10:40 at nite? An….duz dat meen I need to put awn purtyur pj’s an brush my hares?
Iz nawt teh deppity ai hoepz. Haz U founded teh nu tu U car yet?
Nope, nawt finded car yet.
I nawt mynd teh cops showin up. Dey has teh hancuffs.
oar takes off da PJ’s an puts da hares to bedz — dependin on whoze mite bee cummin ober
Naw, u gotta wrap teh prezzie wif a purty.
**wurries dat teh prezzie nawt be so purty ennymoar**
♪ ♫ ♪
You run, run…run away
It’s your heart…that you betray
Feeding on…your hungry eyes
I bet you’re not so civilized
Well, isn’t love..primitive
A wild gift…that you wanna give
Break out of captivity
And follow me, stereo jungle child
Love is the kill…..your heart’s still wild
OMCC! Dey jes sed awn teh noos dat a small plane has krashed nawt far frum heer!
see? dem awl wans 2 meets owr loberly rhsb. dem jes nawt noes da propur ways… ai hoep dem bees good as pawsiblol.
Cue someone saying, “That’s not how you spell civilized, idiot” and someone replying “It is if you’re not American, idiot.”
The cat looks familiar, is that the famous “Spaghetti Cat” of morning with Mike and Juliet/ The Soup fame?
Hi lolspeakers. Sorry to interrupt you, I’m just waiting for the Moomin.
lol, that’s the most patient cat I’ve ever seen.