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FRIENDSHIP It doesn’t matter what colour you are
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I lub yoo, mah cheezfren!
CHRG warnink! Plz to titen yor CHRG, kthx!
adn mayk dat a *dubbel*! (chrg, dat iz)
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Mah braynez haz left teh crayneeyul cabitee!!!!
oh noes! Nightshayde is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Nightshade in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There u goes! brayn back where it belong…
*weeklee opuns wun eye*
Passhun froot sparkleh waddur? Will dis maykin meh moar passhunate, or will ai jus smell funneh?
…
No maddur. Fankies muchlee fur teh reskyoo, Nennepus!
frooty branes?
u is zombie bate now ns, ifinkso!!!
*panic*
HALP!!!
No no no – don’t listun tu Leesa – de pashun froot sparkleh water maykes you moar perky and pashunate – just de fing wun needs after a splort!!!
Zombies haytes froot – ever seen a zombie eating an aplol or orinj???
Hmmm. Nao dat u menshuns it, no – ai hazzint seed zombeez eetin ennyfing eksept braynes. But ai duzzint noe abowt wevver dey lieks braynes dat haz an unusual flavr.
Brayns of unusual flavor – BOUF’s! Wow!
Um, kwite frankly, I duzzint beleef they eggzists . . .
Of course they do! There are…
Apple flavored brains
Bacon flavored brains
Creosote flavored brains
D…
Dust bunneh flavored brayns
Elolofant flavored brayns
Freetos flavored brayns
G…
Green Eggs and Ham flavored brains
Huevos Rancheros flavored brains
Ink, Squid flavored brains
J…
Ginger flavored brayns
Houmus flavored brayns
Itialian spyce flavored brayns
J…
Jam flavured brayns
Kake flavured brayns
Lemming flavured brayns
Minty Fresh falvured brayns
N…
Minty?
Wut abowt
Maus flavred branes?
.
Neopolitan flavr branes
Okrah flavr branes
P….
Mauses don’t have braynes or flavor!
nightshayde flavr branes
OSpockn flaber branz
princessmu flivver bran
Pork sktatchings flavred braynes
Quail eggs wif braynes
Rainbow flavr braynes
Skwirrl flavor braynes (Iz gud in skrambloled aigs)
T…
skatchings=skratchings
Quantico flavored braynes
Rushun flavored braynes
Skirrl flavored braynes
tangerine tango flavored braynes
U…
Quince flavor brayns
Roobarb flavor brayns
Smelt flavor brayns
T…
Slow flavor brayn, ai haz it.
Toona flavr braynez
Uglifroot flavr braynez
Vanillol flavr braynez
W…
Wabbit flavr braynes
Xpermint flavr braynes
Yak flavr braynes
Ziti flavr braynes
Wisskey flavr braynes
Yogurrrt flvr braynes
Zebra flavr braynes
…. see… lotz o braynes
halp! wut does CHRG mean? Can’t figure dat on aut.
it meens Chicken Headed Rubber Glove, for coverin da hed so kootness doesn’t maek ur brainz go SPLORT!
conga ratz, gremlin adn annipuss! teh yngs wil nau dansing teh “tiger rag” for teh sillehbrayting.
*shayks orinj paws wit a feerceniss*
*paws to teh left, paws to teh rite*
RAWR! I ar beeg feerce tygurr! *mayks skayree fayce, showing fangy whyt teefs*
*whispurs to rosina* Hao wuz that? Wuz I skayree enuff?
moar kyoot tahn skeery, butt (snerk!) teh fangy teefs haz teh efektiv.
We haz it
aww, tiggrz!
AHHHHHHHHHH………
splort.
Oh noes! I noo it! Wun minnit in, we has viktims down! I coems rite bak and halps yoo, leeza! Stay kalm! Stay kalm!
kalm?
I is ded.
*blargh*
I’d help, but all I have is a cream pie, a bottle of seltzer and a Zippo. Worth a try, I guess…
*Lights Leeza’s clothes with the Zippo*
Mmmmmmm… BBQ…
*Throws the pie and puts out the fire*
*SPLAAAAAT!!*
*Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……….*
*Rinses off the pie with the seltzer*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
Leeza? Leeza? You OK now?
well I WUZ, gremlin had savified me…
now I feels half dedded again.
and luk at my tayle!!!
Whutz amatta wit yoo tayl? I finks it luks grayt! Itz so floofy and it smellings so gud! Yoo duzzint lyking it?
it was grate until it gotted all teh pi and seltzer waters in it…
*luks up and sighs*
*blow-dries Leeza’s tayl*
*teezes Leeza’s tayl* NEENER-NEENER-NEE-NER!!!
…
Dere — awl floofified agin.
I has herd of never tease a weasel, but teasing a skwirrls . . . hmm. Then agin, Maus seems to git away with it rather regularly.
*admyres floofy tayl*
Pssst – sniff teh tayl. It smells liek vanillol!
And teh cream pi waz like conditioner, so tayle is eben bedder than before.
*runs bak in wit supplies!*
Skwirl brayns, hmm. Furst we scoopings them up wit owr liddel skwirrl-syzed shuvvels. Then we putting them bak in teh hed. Teh hed is smawl, so we usings a smawl CHRG to cuvver it up then. Dukky tayp. Wit tyger strype dezines! *laffs upon seeing skwirrl wit strypey tayp on hed* Ah, yuoo lookings so kyoo!
Yor bushy tayl, it has a de-floofiness. *spritzes tayl with skwirrl-floofifying potion* Hmm, still a liddel flat. *floofs it, teases it, sprays it agin* Ther! Yoo is bushy-tayled agin! A sawft blankee, a bevrij of yor choyce, ther yoo goes!
wowie, a splort reskew and a make-ober at teh same tyme. Yu gud stylist, gremlin.
AWWWWWWWWW
This should have a BIG :::splort::: warning on it.
See?
itz kinda hard to see wif ur branes leeking into ur eyes.
I noes, sorry.
:::skweee-gees braynes from Skwirl’s eyes:::
*Puts on his Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses*
OMCC! CUTE!
Speaking of cute, did you guys hear about the Clouded Leopard babies at The National Zoo: latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/03/clouded-leopard.html
No fayr! To hit peepul with moar kyoot when we has so menneh down!
But I kant halp adding to this. Here’s sum videyo of teh cubs:
nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/AsiaTrail/CloudedLeopard/dayoldcubs.cfm
And here’s whut they will luk lyke when they’r awl groan up!
nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/AsiaTrail/CloudedLeopard/jumping/
Oh my, oh my! *klaps hands wit joi*
Mah fayvrit parts of teh videyo of teh cubs (furst URL I postinged):
-hao teh scyintist is awl lyke “ohai, aym a cold, steely scyintist, I kin handle awl this kyoot” (I bet he goes hoem and SPLORTS!!!! sekrutly)
-teh liddel klaws holding onto hims finger as it feeds
-hao teh scyintist tryings to burp teh baybee after feeding
-teh tynee myow teh kitteh maykings after eeting
I gotta tell ya, I think Prysma’s Eva is a better milk drinker than this behbeh!
Hay Gremlin, it says ai R not allowed to view dat paje. Is teh linkee rite?
Hmm. Thatz strange – it workings for me. Try googling:
National Zoo video of clouded leopard cubs
Teh video is about teh third link down when I do that serch. Yoo HAS to seeing it!
Fanks Gremlin.
Dis linkee wurked fur mii:
dcist.com/2009/03/national_zoo_video_of_clouded_leopa.php#comments (wif teh h t t p, ob corse).
Wuz gremlin posting kitteh pr0n??
thnx fur the linki maus mii an momkat were just tawlkin bout them a couldn’t member wat zacktly they were
OMFG double dooly cute!
:::SPLORT:::
*skweee-gees braynes from Johnnyface’s eyes*
*Scoops up Johnny’s brains*
*Gives them to Buttercup, his pet Ceti Eel*
Go my pet! Put the brains back in!
*Buttercup crawls into Johnny’s left ear*
Noes! Nawt teh eel!
*flamethrow on stun, teh eel falls mostly ded to flor*
*tries to dial nine elebenty for teh eel, but has no fingurs*
Mostly ded is partly alyve. Shall we go throo hiz eely pokkits lukkinged for loose chaynge? Here, yoo go furst; ayll kuvver yoo wit this flamethrower!
I iz ashamed I din’t think of that furst!
*stuggles wif pokkets*
durn its hard bein a gost!
u look grem…
No fanks! Yoo is doing kwite well!
And besydes, aym allerjik to eelslime. Sawree!
but but but I can’t get in!
my fingers just goes rite thru!
*Buttercup regains consciousness*
*But she is confused*
*And crawls into Leeza’s head with Johnnyface’s brains*
no no no… !
I is a gost, I has no hed!!!
Then where did she go?
*Looks around*
Um… Gremlin… what’s that in your ear?
*turns flamethrower on hi, slaps eel off mah ear, fries it completely*
Whut wuz that abowt an eel?
*sneezes*
I tole yoo I wuz allergik!
Oh dear. You also incinerated Johhnyface’s brains.
*slowly floats back away from the gremlin and EM*
Oh dear! Johnnyface! *performs emerging-sea fayce braynial rekostrukshuns* Whoo! Itz bin a bizzy day here! Nao I hasta run – sumwun elz must volunteering to halp wit teh splorted, as shurley ther will be menneh moar!
There probably will. And stop calling me Shurley…
*snerk*
*Sob*
Buttercup! Buttercup!
*Sob*
Why do the good ones have to die young?!
Apparently yoo duzint has a majik pill to sayv her . . .
I wuz touched until ai realized yo din meen me…
Is two layte anyhoo. Ai is ded frum teh kewtness of teh dubble hammy on wry of behbeh tygers snorgling and teh linked uber kewt pinky nosed clouded leopard bebehs. I kuld just dye agin tinkin abutt tehm!
:::ghostyhed splort:::
oh noes! we has tu try an git Johnny back!!!
!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*luks around foar brayns – finds dem in de ashis a bit up de fred… spoons de ashis up an sifts out de big parts, rincies with Rosina majiklol brew – brayns miraculousleh rebraynifies itself*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*rather cool when victim is gostified – but dat shud go ober soon*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Johhny in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There u goes! brayn back where it belong… U shud ungostifie in a bit…
ohai mai gudness! That is teh kyoot times elebenty! gud think ai alreddy had mai CHRG(wdoi) taypt down reely gud! Fanx foar that linkee!
bebbeh tiggers, SQUEE
*drops dead frum dere cuteness*
*appeers in teh eether*
ohai two_kittehs!
u is ded too??
u finkso tehy can give us a dubble funerul?
maybe noo orleans style??
ohai squirrelgrrl that sounds like fun!
Psssst. Maek dat a tripplol.
But . . . but . . . yoo is nawt ded, skwirrl – we has sayvinged yoo! Luk upthred!
Nao, 2K here is lukking payl and dizzy. I duzzint noes whut to do. Whut to do, whut to do!
*runs to git halp*
but but but, we wants to be ghosties for a wile, ifinkso!
we can has SEW much fun, right NS and TK??
we can….
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Alphabatize teh spices bakwerds at Nom!
Be all floaty in teh air
“Creem pi” anyone we want wiffout getting hit back!
D….
we canz haunt peeplols
*slow, sad hedshayk* Et tu, 2K? Et tu?
u can joyn us if u wants gremlin!
just take a nise looooooong luk at teh tigers….
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Drop Maus’s zippo into teh Gorge ov Eternil Perils
Eet owr way thru all teh choklit in cheezland
Find shinee sparklee things and taek what we wants…
G…
Teh dark syde has kukkies, is whut yor telling me? Hmmph!
Ghost, we aynt afrayd of no . . .
Hayr, floofy on skwirrly tayls, we gotz plenty of that!
I – I finks ayll go chek on mah flamethrower, upthred
J . . .
dark side also has dark choclits
joyn us gremlin U has nuffing 2 lose
Jam lawts uv cheezcaek into owr ghostified mowfs.
Kik sum trolls & maek dem wundur whooz kikkin dem.
Levitatyt ober traffik.
M…
Mah cheezfrenz, they has gon awl ghostie!
Noes, I will nawt joyn them, even for chonklit!
Oh noes, I wuz almost invayded by an eel upthred!
P . . .
Peeples, ded wons, U kan sees dem
Quietly read newpapers over other’s shoulders
Raucous noizes in the middle of the nite, U kan maek tehm
S…
skwirrlgrrl’s ded? and
two_kittehs too?
us peeplz mourn
very sad, me go boohoo…
w…
well ad least teh kootnez of teh tigaz inzpeyerd meh to get a springy abatar!
pssst! can ai joyne haunting? bebbeh tigers and leopards were tew much!
SKKKWWWEEEEEEE!
Shure! Come be a ghostie wif us gc!!
♬
Orangey and Ivory, Live together in perfect harmony…
♬
oooooooooh foarmr beedul and steevee w
*vomit*
heer, taek three o deez, will mak eberfing bettah.
*passes plate 0 ornj mauses*
The tiger is my totem animal. Tigers got me through my cancer and chemo.
I have never yet splorted, but here I go:
SPLORT
Oh, Q! Is verreh speshul splort for yoo! I handles yor brayns oh so gently.
Kayrfully, jently, I skoopings up teh brayns. Ooops, ther goes wun! *chayeses it down, capshurs it, puts it bak in wit teh groop* We nao replaycings them in teh Q cranial kabbity. *pak pak pak* We taypings it kayrfully. Eggstra strength! I rolls it tite but not too tite. *roll roll roll* I puttings on a tyger band-aid to hold it on, just for dekomarayshun porpoises. *stik, pull, stik* Ther!
Q, yoo is strong wun! Yoo kin overcoeming this splort! I givs yoo a blankee and a drink of yor choyce. Then I runs bak up thred to purrtekt mahself frum ebil eels!
Yoo OK nao?
Fanks very musch, gremlin! I is teh fine.
oh heck
*ripppping sownd of CHRG gibing wai*
SPLORRTTTT!!!
Blargh!
(btw, duz anywun else’s page messed up?)
oh noes! Now its Gammacat!!
we shud set up som kind ob CHRG kontrollpost befoar letting ennywun in!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Gammacat in a floofeh blankitt, in de majikloleh appering comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There u goes! brayn back where it belong…
FangQ Nennepuss!
:snuggled in blanket :
All teh bebbehs are tew kyoot!
Frendship tigurs has a frendships.
can I has a furrendship too ? I like bebbeh tigurs
Bestust lol yet. An tahtz no lie.
O teh teeniness! O teh pawses!! O teh teenie round heinies an tayuls!!! O teh cuddlitudinousness!!!!! Not wanting brayne splort!!! Holding breff!!
*swoon* gfjkltiuhflvbnjfhgkghghtyhtythg
Um, holding breff notsogud akshully, speshully when causin swoon on keyboard.
bebbeh tigerz!?!?! why’d it haf to be bebbeh tigerz?!?!?
*splort*
we shudda setted up de big CCC-van wif triage…
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Lunarmommy in a floofeh blankitt, onna swooning couch in de recubbery room (we’re running out ob comfy chairs…) – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There u goes! brayn back where it belong…
Oh noes.. Splortiness!!
Dis sooo cyoot! jus wait till dej groo up !
AAAAWWWW – such kuteness!
Wun CC tiger, wun poisun tiger (nawt poisun tho)
if it didnt matter what color you were you wouldnt need to caption this picture to say so…
* sneeks in wib a net *
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wipsurs tu self: bebbeh tygurs! OB CORSE! Wai ai deed nawt get dem fur teh Safareh Park ai donut no!!!
*hed bats GP*
yew leeve tem alone! if mamma tygur finds yew, der will be BIG trubble!
…and lidl peeses!
…and lidl peeses!
but but but AI WANT WON!!!
* getz awot klip bored wif teh tygur dopshun applicashun, adn teh pointee pensul. *
Duz U no awl teh wurdz tu ‘Eye Uf Teh Tygur?’
Whut serial duz tygurs eet?
Whut brand uf gas duz tygurs purrfur?
Whut cheezy poof duz teh tygur nom?
Whut cocktayl duz tygurs drink?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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Umm, Umm, Umm…
.
Oh, yesh yesh yesh!!!
Kellawgs Frawstees
Umm, Err, ober heer in TTI dey yoosed tu liek Esso aifinsko
Err, Umm, Err… dere is won taht liek teh Cheeto’s, uh huh, yesh
Ah hah! Is twick kweshun! Tygurs no liek cocktayls!
.
Nao ai can has?
Nao teh burro catz haz tu studee teh applicashun. Dems will get bak tu U direcklee, jus befoar teh next ‘lecshuns. Oar when dem needz moar papurs foar linin teh littur bawks.
ooo lookit! Ober dere!!! Kwik! plz tu tern arownd wib a kwikness!!!
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* swipes bebbehs adn puts dem in sack *
* scampersawaiberryfast *
Bad piggeh!!!
Iz okai DK. He bring dem bak when he seez teh menu cawls foar pinney gig foar dems nawt sekkund solid fuds.
Someone goes on newgrounds … I used this base picture in a thread in newgrounds in february.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1030186
(thread is funny, though slightly sadistic)
Ai are liek yu.
Yu iz liek meh.
AWW look at that little babyface tiger.
Ai has tu go – have a lubleh “restobdeLOLs”
Gud tu see de splorting stopped
Nite nite – bye bye!
THIS one is cute!
Amen, brotha`
iz sooooo kyoot!!!1!!! ai wunder y ai has nawt sp…
*SPLORT*
neber mynd.
oh deer, oh deer Kat haz splorted an awl da perfeshonaal CCC dribers are out on otter mergencees.
Ai weel helpz, butt(!) rember, teh Gud Smairitaan lawz sayz U kan nawt sues me if dis awl going rong, otay? OTAY!
*skoops braynes up wiht an old cauffee cup
*rincies with water frum a puddle (nawt frum a poodle!)*
*playsez brayns back in hed and put hedbone back on*
Hmmm. Dis duzn’t fit rite.
Oh, sawry, da bones were upside down.
* ajustz hed bones*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif neon green duct tayp*
*puts on old CHRG an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Kat on da floor of the recubbery room (no more chayrs) – wif a cup ob warmish tea and som leftober birfday caek.*
There u goes! Now I goes befor teh lolyers get hier.
hugging
it doesn’t matter if you are log or a chain .
*skids*
skreeeeeeeeeeeee…. SPL-ORt aborted.. *protekshun devaises ON elebenty hunnerd effishensee!*
whew! dat wuz cloes!!
Wow, for a site infamous for poor spelling, I’m impressed that colour is spelt the correct way, rather than the American way.
I iz coler blind 2
That was so cute I just puked a rainbow…
*grabs onto cheezpeeps blankee with tuxedo furred paws*
O Hao Cyoo…
*SPLORT*
Oopsies….
oops – not can let u splorting about liek that!!!
…
*strolls by wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts KKC in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room (dey are free nao – but what a mess in heer!!!) – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There u goes! brayn back where it belong…
O Tank u, Nennepus!
Ooh, and Hewwo Kitteh ducky tape! I loves Hewwo Kitteh!!
does teh nennepus ever getz a break on dis sight? crazy peeplez forgetsing their CHRG’s and da tapes… at least da cuteness does not pierce my cheezcake shield of awesome.
Oh my god, they’re so adorable! X3 I want one ;-;
Awwww, so cuuute!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH!!!
I sense myself awash in a warm sea of teh cute.
following this line of thought, cat lovers are absolutists. Surprise!
awhz! Datz sou kutez! I wntz b’b tiegars!1!one!
awww so cute!!!!!!!
cute. not funny
i wish my kitte was friendlier wen i see this lol
dats gots to be teh most cuddly tigers i evur see!!!