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U funneh wen U wake-up an skreem.

did u haz a horribel dreem?

picture: Ransil. lol caption: dhanpir

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  1. Maus says:

    AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

  2. upfi says:

    Oh noes! A nose!

  3. carosue says:

    But gets me fud naq

  4. annipuss says:

    Ai ownle pattid u wiv mai pointee ens – din’t drore blud eben

  5. skwirrlgrrl says:

    And I find it a moosing

  6. CarolDiane says:

    I’m ashamed to say that last night I pretended to be asleep when my cat wanted to get under the duvet with me. [Only because she's not been well & there have been widdling incidents - normally I'm happy to let her warm her feet on me.] Is that really sad or what?

  7. JAJEH says:

    Some weeks bak ai dreamed der wazza boa constricker in mai haus. ai pushes it out, an it keepz comin bak. Ober and ober. Den ai starts wakkinup, an ai feelz sumtin movin on me. Ai sit up and trowz mai armz out, and purr kitteh goes flying!

  8. Gia says:

    :) ) It’s a true story, actually

  9. 3kittymomma says:

    nuthin lyke wakin up tu a wet cowld nose :D

  10. two_kitehs says:

    Get up an attend to mah needs NOW
    I ar hungreh

  11. two_kittehs says:

    I can has snorgles now
    I had a bad dream

  12. FluffyB says:

    *peeks awt at kitteh*
    Ai iz sleeping!!! Cums bak laytur!!
    *pulls sleepy fais adn snuggles back unner teh cuvirs*

  13. Sakee says:

    u needz breff mints, boi.

    Uh, happee birfdeh 2 me….? :s

  14. paws4thot says:

    I can haz nozelykz?

  15. bluesfan473 says:

    an cahn u dew a bogey chek? ai haz a dait layter, fanks!

  16. Ai can haz hugs? Plz?
    Short on sleep, ai can deel wif.
    Lawts uv hoamwurk last nite, ai can deel wif.
    Loki still needing tu eet lil bits at a time, ai can deel wif, coz him is keeping it daon an is nawt dehydrated nao.
    Eva’s blog borking lat nyte, becoz uv sumfing wrong at host, iz harder tu deel wif.
    Dijital camra borking lat nyte, an we nawt can afford tu go buy gnu wun, so we skrambling tu find opshun, that hard tu deel wif.
    Alarm clock borking this moarning, when ai haz a test first fing, that almost tu much fur deeling wif.
    Teechur sed iz otay, and sended me to testing centre tu rite it whyle she started teh lecture, but the anxiety waz berry bad, an ai still feeling shaky an nervy, an habing nufing fur brekfast except fur a donut ai grabbed awn the way owt iz nawt halping.
    A bad day, ai is having one, and ai reellee need hugs. :(

    • JAJEH says:

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
      Tings gotta get bedder!!!!1

    • skwirrlgrrl says:

      {{{{{{{{{{PRYSMA}}}}}}}}}}}
      hope ur day gets bettur!!

    • bluesfan473 says:

      O noze! tew mush awl at wunce!

      {{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}

    • Nennepus says:

      oh dear…
      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Prysma}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
      sit down – breath – eat – have sum tea – think of blue skies, an then think of only wun thing at a thyme…

      • BOM_MOMME says:

        Ai soo sorri dat eberifing borked at woncee. Iz a comic datz been doing da same fing da figerator, microwab, hot watr heatr an eberifing else. jess tak car ob self, eatz sumfing newtrishus, an whenu getz home gibs Seanya, Loki an Eva lotz of snorgels and smooze. Iz da bestes medicin inna world.

      • {{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}

        Wot nennepus sedded. Ebreefing be alrite, yoo will see. Weekend is kumming, too.

        DK

      • Fanx, guis. Sympafees halp.
        Ai trais tu be calmer. Rite nao, ai will be lukkee if ai nawt fall asleep in mai Intro to Grooming class – boring lecture, hongree tummeh, nawt enuff sleeps… want tu has catnap!
        Wunce class ober in abowt 1 1/4 hours, ai can go haz fuds n stuffs.
        .
        Seanya be mai hero rite nao: him iz
        1) arguing via emayo wif webhost abowt blog,
        2) trai-ing tu arranj a gnu (well, used) dijital camra via a lokal web forum (sumwun willing tu consider trades fur sum uvver stuffs),
        3) feeding Eva ebree 3 owrs while ai at skool (an woked up kwik tu du mai turn this moarning, in fact),
        4) feeding Loki lil bits uv gushifud-an-water mixture periodically while him gets used tu eating again,
        5) awl uv this wif nawt much moar sleep than me, an wif chronic pain, an wif having a wurry abowt me this moarning.
        .
        *trais tu luk brite an alert an interested in canine anal glands in class*

        • bluesfan473 says:

          iz noe wunder u feline oberloded!

          {{{{{{{{{{p-k seanya eva an awl teh kittehs}}}}}}}}}}

          wuz nawt reely funnie but straing cowinkydink, ai sended 3 uv mai frends linkee tew eva’s blog an tehy awl emailin meh tihs mornin ‘ware teh blog goe?! ware teh pics an bideo! need Eva fix naow, wii haz wifdrawal!’. Eva an u an sean an ur uvver kittehs awl haz a famous!

          • Cwappeh timing! Seanya be telling teh host peeps, “is popular blog, an teh user haz a big nawt happeh tu haz blog crash twice in ten days an her blog nawt abailabul ryte nao!!!! plz tu be fixing!!!”
            .
            Pics: (nawt preddy, but they be there… we nawt haz last nyte’s up yet tho)
            prysmcat.org/kittens/
            .
            Bideos:
            youtube.com/user/seannetherworld
            .
            Ai SOOOOOOO want tu get last nyte’s pics an bideo up! Her eyes be opning an her be cyurius an so berry cyoot!

        • BOM_MOMME says:

          Ai tryed to check up on Eva Las nite an obcours cuddn’t sew ai waz gonna ask if ai hadda sit wif worms inna mouf. Doan like bated breaf.

        • gremlin says:

          {{prysma-kitteh}} Shh, nao, mah frend. Awl will resolv itself in tyme. Thank gudniss for halp frum seanya. A knight in shing amor – yoo has wun. :-)

    • *hugs PK, Seanya and their furry frenz*

      Sry about ur camera. Does u belong to Freecycle? There is on in ur town, I just checked. Go to freecycle dot org and type in ur city/province. That will give u a link to their Yahoo Group. Peeps often give away older but perfectly good digital cameras when they gets newer ones. U might be able to put a WANTED for one also. Worth a shot and it’s all free!

      • Elsa_Mama says:

        Yes!! twy da freecycle. Der iz wun buy mii toose an der be gu stuffz. Jest post a “WANTED”

      • Freecycle be WIN!!! Ai luvs tehm!!!
        No replais frum there yet, tho. Pleh.
        We haz teh stuffs we waz gunna Freecycle owrselves, an last ai herd, we waz waiting awn teh purrsun willing-tu-trade az tu wevver him wud aksept enny uv them in trade fur camra.

        • rhsb says:

          Ohai, p-k.

          I jes wanted to tayle u dat I jes LUBS watchin Eva’s bideos!

          Hur liddlol frunt paws moovin awl teh tiem – dey luuk lyk hur is swimmin! SWIMMY PAWS! :lol:

          Fanks foar sharin hur wif us. Wii kno u iz teh bizzee bizzee an appresheayte eberyfing u do to keep us updated.

          {{{p-k}}}

    • booklion says:

      Oh, P-K
      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
      Iz okay…yu r doing so mutch,more than most peeps could manage, is okay to has anziety and nerves. Is okay to need rest.
      Breathe…long. slow, deep brefs…
      Fink about whut matters tehe mostest, and let teh rest go until yu are rested.
      Luvs to you, you superwoman, you.

    • FluffyB says:

      Oh noes!!!! Izza bad!! Ai’m sure dat, as awl teh oder peeps sai, ebryfing wil wurk awt inny end! Jus stay sain adn keep ur luvy ones close!!! :-)

    • kvinsgrrl says:

      {{{Prsyma}}} Ifn not today, ebryting beteh tomorra, no worrees.

    • nicewitch says:

      {{{{{{{{PK, Seanya, an awl teh furbebehs}}}}}}}}

      Wut ebreewun els seddid, is awl troo. Yu niids tu breev, an tu ressts, an tu eet helfee noms, aifinkso. An Loki niids sum kynda harmness dat yu cud straps Eva’s bottlol tu hims sied, an den hii can halps wif teh fiidin ob hur ….

      Mebbeh teh skuul oar teh Dr.Tinyvet oar teh Resku orgaminizashun cud lends yu a kamra foar awyol? Speshlee wen dey noes wut yu niids if foar.

  17. OriginalFatCats says:

    Yer personal space, Iz invadid it.

  18. zski says:

    PepperBunneh duz dis on weekend. her wiskers am ticklee.

    • bluesfan473 says:

      *tikkle tikkle tikkle* u waik yet?
      *tikkle tikkle tikkle poak poak poak* u waik yet?

      • Elsa_Mama says:

        Mii Elsa kitteh wuz nawt so suttel. Iffin I didz nawt git up she woo climbz onna sheffs and starts tz nok EBERYFINK onta da floorz. Jest wak along an push an shuv and nok all da stuufz ober. It bee berry loud an mak beeg messies an sumstuff get borked.

        Soes — I all waas gotted up when da Elsa kitteh tol mii two!!!

        • eeckthecat says:

          Ohai Elsa_Mama…how is Matt todai ??

          • Elsa_Mama says:

            Nawt so gud … He is getting an ultrasound of his belly – it is a little distended and he has some pain so they are checking it out. He is retaining fluids, but they are hoping the albumin he got yesterday will help with his blood chemistry and reduce that. They had to up his oxygen – he is taking shallow breaths and no one is sure why. Depending on his positioning his side hurts so that might be part of it. His oxygen saturation increases when he is sitting up.

            Matt is still not eating, but he is drinking more. He has some spots on his arm that may be a skin infection, but they have stayed the same since yesterday so there is no great worry from them. They will just be watched.

            Matt was sitting up today and talking some. His sence of humor (usually very good) is still laying low. The IV tech who was changing the dressing on his pic line asked him he could pick up HBO with all of his wires and he just gave her a pitying look.

            Last night the resident said that it will just take more time. When there is an immune system helping the antibiotics then they work in a few days, but with Matt it is ONLY the antibiotics working – so it will just take longer to kick the bugs out. His white bllod cell count is only 0.1 — so still essentially 0.

  19. Duffy says:

    I pat my paw on yr mouf an yr eie an yr noase, an I snooofle yr eyelashes, an I maek lovey-paws standin on yr chest. I NOES yu is awaek. Iz no fuled.
    Get up an feed me.

  20. brainfire says:

    EEEEEK!1!1! itz teh pinkee noze ob teh apok…applop…teh endz ob lyfe as u nose it! (getz it? noze—nose?)
    *snert*

  21. rhsb says:

    **floofy white kitteh jumps up awn bed, curls up an goes to sleep**

    Waek me wen iz tyem to go hoam, ‘k?

  22. CasinoInWest says:

    One time, he almose killed me of heart attack!!!

  23. Crabs1 says:

    WERE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE

  24. mandeh says:

    mah kitteh does dis AWL teh tiem.
    das why i shutz dore nao. xD

  25. kitteh_rawrs says:

    thatz so kute! i hatez whenz that hapenz tho! *rawr*

  26. maaikie says:

    I had to laugh for 5 minutes, being all alone, because of this funneh picture. My compliments, great humor!

    M.


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