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AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Conga-rats, Maus, on teh tawp spot!
Aym nawt shor whut type of dantz wun duz for a nose! Hmm. For pinky toepads, ther is always teh pinky toepad dantz. Whut dantz duz wun dantz for teh pinky nose?
*has a ponder*
The “BOOP” dance of corse!
Ah! Of korse! Of korse! *sekrudly wunders hao teh BOOP dantz goes*
Um, mebbe yoo culd showing us hao? Duz it has fancee steps that goes with it?
It’s sorta like The Fish Slapping Dance…
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP!
*StepStepStepBackTurnAround*
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP!
*StepStepStepBackTurnAround*
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP!
Lyke this?
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP! *boops Maus*
*StepStepStepBackTurnAround*
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP! *boops Maus agin*
*StepStepStepBackTurnAround*
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP! *boops Maus yet a third tyme*
And . . . JAZZ PAWS!!! Oops, I got a liddel karreed away ther.
Poifect!
ooh me tu, me tu!! (hasta du sumfik while visual studio is reinnstalling here…)
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP! *boops Gremlin**boops Maus*
*StepStepStepBackTurnAround*
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP! *boops Gremlin**boops Maus*
*StepStepStepBackTurnAround*
*StepStepStepForwardTurnAround*
BOOP!*boops Gremlin an Maus yet a third tyme*
And . . . JAZZ PAWS!!! (dey hab tu be deer…)
Boop on deh Maus!
Boop on deh Gremlin!
Boop on deh Upfi!
Boop on deh Annipuss!
Boop on deh Carosue!
Boop on deh Skwirrlgrl!!
Boop on awl deh uzzer Cheezpeepz!
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Gotta run!! Time tu hit deh road….. I noez, wai u hit deh road, mj? wut did it eber due tu u?? LOL!
See u tunite oar tumorrow…..or weneber …..
Schmoooooz. Clikky on mai bloo name tu see wair wii b.
Travel saefleh!
Hav funs!
Yoo meenz purrrrrrrrrrfekt!
I would have thought some sort of boogie…
I didn’t think of picking that…
I guess I blew it…
Maybe snot…
EWW EWW EWW!!
*WET knowz in teh fayss!!!*
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Oh noes! A nose!
Mah thots, eggzackly!
OH NOES!!!!!!
Oh, Upfi!! u lukking so perdy wif ur flowerz waving up so hi!!
It be red toolips to sillybrate spring! Ai lubs dem bery mush!
I haz dun eberifing ai can fink of to git ur abatar two chang. I wented to ur profile. Iz berri prettiful.
Boop!
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
A cyootie pinkie nose!!!
Ohai Elsa_Mama! Haow yoo is todai?
IZ otay – I bee at da Hoarse Spittle wif Matt — I putted an update down da fred a leetle beet … Jest keepin mii hed up an hopin da spiritz weel follow!! Wut dose sum peeps saa — fake it til ya make it…?? Iz triin dat
But gets me fud naq
Or maibe is askin fur kitteh kiss! Smooo fer teh pretti kitteh!
Ai ownle pattid u wiv mai pointee ens – din’t drore blud eben
And I find it a moosing
Hey Rocky… um… Leeza! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
*watchez wif a rapt*
Nuthin up my sleeve…
hmmmm…
u is a sleeveless maus?
Presto!
*Pulls Leeza out of his hat*
Hmmmm… No doubt about it… I need a new hat…
*Looks inside the hat*
Ewwwwwwww…
hay!
its not my falt u kepted me in there so long!
*tosses Maus 100p towlol*
iz dat a 100p or 100 pee.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bom_Momme — tanks fer da message on Matt’s Caring Bridge site!! Da Cheeseland taks annois by sofisticamated 14 year ole boi dough — heem gab mii da harry eyeballz when hii red da message … lol … purr babbeh heem stuk wif a gyoofie mama … tis otay furr heem ta be gyoffie, butt iz nawt allowed. Iz ebin haz a list o da werds heem nawt let mii say — stuffz lik “cool” an “dude” oar “sweet” wen nawt talkin aboot da desert … silleh boi, heem finks he iz da boss o mii!!
Hay u!
*hedbonks*
I sent u an emayo.. u gotted??
Yup!
dats a gnu sichuashun fur maus aifinkso
I’m ashamed to say that last night I pretended to be asleep when my cat wanted to get under the duvet with me. [Only because she's not been well & there have been widdling incidents - normally I'm happy to let her warm her feet on me.] Is that really sad or what?
I think that is forgivable in the circumstances!
Thank you. I felt like a cruel person.
u ken mak it up to da kitteh wif eggsta snorrgls and gushifuds.
ifinkso.
kthnksbye.
She’s getting tandoori salmon to disguise the taste of the antibiotics. Yum!
Eeu… giben da bad biotics iz nawt fun. Jess make shur dat before bed gibz lots of smoozes an den mak a bed onna ur bed wif plenti towels wif a plastic bag undertem den raps a worm sweatshirt or sumfing smells lik you aroun da kitteh. Iz wat we had too do wif hour behbee when he got sick.
u noe u is a cat purrson wen u preetens 2 bees asleep iffn kitteh wans sumfink of u *gigglol* ai fot we ownlee doin dis wib owr beddur hafs… butt… as da kitteh ulwis bes da bestest haf (oar hol) is fittink aifink
Some weeks bak ai dreamed der wazza boa constricker in mai haus. ai pushes it out, an it keepz comin bak. Ober and ober. Den ai starts wakkinup, an ai feelz sumtin movin on me. Ai sit up and trowz mai armz out, and purr kitteh goes flying!
Hao funneh! In teh category of snayk dreams: A few weeksago, mah huzbing dreamed I got a boa constrikter. He thot it was a verreh bad idear. *snikkr* Yah, and so wuld owr tabby!
Dexter teh Tabby tayks on a Boa Constrictor, noos at elebenty!
snakes… why’d it hafta be snakes….
IndyAnny Jonez ref!!!
u shud hab a tawk 2 mai grampa… him had a dweam liek dis… ownle dat hims kitteh wus at hims feet… kitteh diddint coem neer mai grampa fur week week weeks… no mattur wut treets him wud gibs her.
nuthin lyke wakin up tu a wet cowld nose
Get up an attend to mah needs NOW
I ar hungreh
I can has snorgles now
I had a bad dream
Oh noes! Nitemairs r bad!!! Did kitteh dreem ob teh naibor’s goggeh again?
Wuz dreeming of boa konstriktors, mebbe, lyke teh rest of us? (See upthred.)
As teh skwirrl sed: snayks, whyd it hafta be snayks?
Snaykes be bedder tahn spiders! Snakies like dragons, nd bringers of good lukk & wizdm.
Ai agree…… spiders…… ugh! *shudders involuntarily*
*peeks awt at kitteh*
Ai iz sleeping!!! Cums bak laytur!!
*pulls sleepy fais adn snuggles back unner teh cuvirs*
u needz breff mints, boi.
Uh, happee birfdeh 2 me….? :s
{{{{{Sakee}}}}}
Iz ur birfee tudai?
yesh, ai wen an chekked, is Sakee’s birfdai!
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♫ Happee happee birfdai!
♫ Happee birfdai Sakee!
♫ Happee happee birfdai, tu uuuuuuu! ♫
Well HAPI BIRFY tu u den, Sakee!!!!! Ai wud sing tu u, but ai doan wanna damidge ur eers!
Ai hopps u hab a grate dai adn wish u ebryfing gud adn fabulus!!!
I iz mooseeciun, so dun worry. Fanks, everyone :3
Happpeee burfdaze tu u!!!!
happpeee birfdayze tu u!!!
Happee birfday deer Sakkeee
Happee burfday 2 u!!!!!
Happy birfdai, Sakee! Is yr name fr the great short story writer or teh Japanese drinkee? For birfdai giftee, I gibs yu book ov wun nd bottlol ov teh otter.
Nee-der. Mai frendz kall meh Saki (Sakee) beecuz I haz an or-ee-gee-nawl charakturz kalld Saki and da namez stuckied. I donz drinks all-koe-hawl beecuz it madez Sakee’s tummy go sick.
♪♪ Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie deer Saaaaaakeeeeeee
Hippo birdie two ewes!!! ♪♪♪
Happi birfdai Sakee, an mennee moar 2 follo!
Oh happeh day, oh happeh day! Happeh day to yoo, Sakee!
Iz ur birfee tudai?
….. Plz tu ignore ripeet comint. Ai doan noes wat hapint.
WP had hiccups
Happehtayl birfday, Sakee!!!
Happpeee birfaed sakee!!
Hear iz mi bucket ( mine nawt da bloo – nawt da ovver guise)
It haz a toona inn it.
Iz onlee wae ai ken sign cause “I cant carry a tune in a bucket!)
*blink*
WIN! @@@@@
I can haz nozelykz?
an cahn u dew a bogey chek? ai haz a dait layter, fanks!
Ewwwwww…
Ai can haz hugs? Plz?
Short on sleep, ai can deel wif.
Lawts uv hoamwurk last nite, ai can deel wif.
Loki still needing tu eet lil bits at a time, ai can deel wif, coz him is keeping it daon an is nawt dehydrated nao.
Eva’s blog borking lat nyte, becoz uv sumfing wrong at host, iz harder tu deel wif.
Dijital camra borking lat nyte, an we nawt can afford tu go buy gnu wun, so we skrambling tu find opshun, that hard tu deel wif.
Alarm clock borking this moarning, when ai haz a test first fing, that almost tu much fur deeling wif.
Teechur sed iz otay, and sended me to testing centre tu rite it whyle she started teh lecture, but the anxiety waz berry bad, an ai still feeling shaky an nervy, an habing nufing fur brekfast except fur a donut ai grabbed awn the way owt iz nawt halping.
A bad day, ai is having one, and ai reellee need hugs.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Tings gotta get bedder!!!!1
{{{{{{{{{{PRYSMA}}}}}}}}}}}
hope ur day gets bettur!!
O noze! tew mush awl at wunce!
{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}
oh dear…
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Prysma}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
sit down – breath – eat – have sum tea – think of blue skies, an then think of only wun thing at a thyme…
Ai soo sorri dat eberifing borked at woncee. Iz a comic datz been doing da same fing da figerator, microwab, hot watr heatr an eberifing else. jess tak car ob self, eatz sumfing newtrishus, an whenu getz home gibs Seanya, Loki an Eva lotz of snorgels and smooze. Iz da bestes medicin inna world.
{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}
Wot nennepus sedded. Ebreefing be alrite, yoo will see. Weekend is kumming, too.
DK
Fanx, guis. Sympafees halp.
Ai trais tu be calmer. Rite nao, ai will be lukkee if ai nawt fall asleep in mai Intro to Grooming class – boring lecture, hongree tummeh, nawt enuff sleeps… want tu has catnap!
Wunce class ober in abowt 1 1/4 hours, ai can go haz fuds n stuffs.
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Seanya be mai hero rite nao: him iz
1) arguing via emayo wif webhost abowt blog,
2) trai-ing tu arranj a gnu (well, used) dijital camra via a lokal web forum (sumwun willing tu consider trades fur sum uvver stuffs),
3) feeding Eva ebree 3 owrs while ai at skool (an woked up kwik tu du mai turn this moarning, in fact),
4) feeding Loki lil bits uv gushifud-an-water mixture periodically while him gets used tu eating again,
5) awl uv this wif nawt much moar sleep than me, an wif chronic pain, an wif having a wurry abowt me this moarning.
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*trais tu luk brite an alert an interested in canine anal glands in class*
iz noe wunder u feline oberloded!
{{{{{{{{{{p-k seanya eva an awl teh kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
wuz nawt reely funnie but straing cowinkydink, ai sended 3 uv mai frends linkee tew eva’s blog an tehy awl emailin meh tihs mornin ‘ware teh blog goe?! ware teh pics an bideo! need Eva fix naow, wii haz wifdrawal!’. Eva an u an sean an ur uvver kittehs awl haz a famous!
Cwappeh timing! Seanya be telling teh host peeps, “is popular blog, an teh user haz a big nawt happeh tu haz blog crash twice in ten days an her blog nawt abailabul ryte nao!!!! plz tu be fixing!!!”
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Pics: (nawt preddy, but they be there… we nawt haz last nyte’s up yet tho)
prysmcat.org/kittens/
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Bideos:
youtube.com/user/seannetherworld
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Ai SOOOOOOO want tu get last nyte’s pics an bideo up! Her eyes be opning an her be cyurius an so berry cyoot!
ooo.. Eva wif eyes open… want to see!!!
yep, ai tellin dem ‘dew nawt git teh undiez inna bunsh, u cahn stil see teh pics, iz jus a tekneeeeekal diffkultie’. iz sew sawree evvreefing goin wrang fer u at wunce
Ai tryed to check up on Eva Las nite an obcours cuddn’t sew ai waz gonna ask if ai hadda sit wif worms inna mouf. Doan like bated breaf.
{{prysma-kitteh}} Shh, nao, mah frend. Awl will resolv itself in tyme. Thank gudniss for halp frum seanya. A knight in shing amor – yoo has wun.
*hugs PK, Seanya and their furry frenz*
Sry about ur camera. Does u belong to Freecycle? There is on in ur town, I just checked. Go to freecycle dot org and type in ur city/province. That will give u a link to their Yahoo Group. Peeps often give away older but perfectly good digital cameras when they gets newer ones. U might be able to put a WANTED for one also. Worth a shot and it’s all free!
Yes!! twy da freecycle. Der iz wun buy mii toose an der be gu stuffz. Jest post a “WANTED”
Freecycle be WIN!!! Ai luvs tehm!!!
No replais frum there yet, tho. Pleh.
We haz teh stuffs we waz gunna Freecycle owrselves, an last ai herd, we waz waiting awn teh purrsun willing-tu-trade az tu wevver him wud aksept enny uv them in trade fur camra.
Ohai, p-k.
I jes wanted to tayle u dat I jes LUBS watchin Eva’s bideos!
Hur liddlol frunt paws moovin awl teh tiem – dey luuk lyk hur is swimmin! SWIMMY PAWS!
Fanks foar sharin hur wif us. Wii kno u iz teh bizzee bizzee an appresheayte eberyfing u do to keep us updated.
{{{p-k}}}
Oh, P-K
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Iz okay…yu r doing so mutch,more than most peeps could manage, is okay to has anziety and nerves. Is okay to need rest.
Breathe…long. slow, deep brefs…
Fink about whut matters tehe mostest, and let teh rest go until yu are rested.
Luvs to you, you superwoman, you.
Ai sekkunds dat !!!!
{{{{{ prysma,Sean,& kittehs }}}}}}}
Didja see LCB’s suggestion for a newer camera above ??
Sounds like something to look into!
Oh noes!!!! Izza bad!! Ai’m sure dat, as awl teh oder peeps sai, ebryfing wil wurk awt inny end! Jus stay sain adn keep ur luvy ones close!!!
Oh, adn heer r lotsa hugzies fur u adn ur luvy ones!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{PK, Seanya & awl teh Kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
{{{Prsyma}}} Ifn not today, ebryting beteh tomorra, no worrees.
{{{{{{{{PK, Seanya, an awl teh furbebehs}}}}}}}}
Wut ebreewun els seddid, is awl troo. Yu niids tu breev, an tu ressts, an tu eet helfee noms, aifinkso. An Loki niids sum kynda harmness dat yu cud straps Eva’s bottlol tu hims sied, an den hii can halps wif teh fiidin ob hur ….
Mebbeh teh skuul oar teh Dr.Tinyvet oar teh Resku orgaminizashun cud lends yu a kamra foar awyol? Speshlee wen dey noes wut yu niids if foar.
Yer personal space, Iz invadid it.
PepperBunneh duz dis on weekend. her wiskers am ticklee.
*tikkle tikkle tikkle* u waik yet?
*tikkle tikkle tikkle poak poak poak* u waik yet?
Mii Elsa kitteh wuz nawt so suttel. Iffin I didz nawt git up she woo climbz onna sheffs and starts tz nok EBERYFINK onta da floorz. Jest wak along an push an shuv and nok all da stuufz ober. It bee berry loud an mak beeg messies an sumstuff get borked.
Soes — I all waas gotted up when da Elsa kitteh tol mii two!!!
Ohai Elsa_Mama…how is Matt todai ??
Nawt so gud … He is getting an ultrasound of his belly – it is a little distended and he has some pain so they are checking it out. He is retaining fluids, but they are hoping the albumin he got yesterday will help with his blood chemistry and reduce that. They had to up his oxygen – he is taking shallow breaths and no one is sure why. Depending on his positioning his side hurts so that might be part of it. His oxygen saturation increases when he is sitting up.
Matt is still not eating, but he is drinking more. He has some spots on his arm that may be a skin infection, but they have stayed the same since yesterday so there is no great worry from them. They will just be watched.
Matt was sitting up today and talking some. His sence of humor (usually very good) is still laying low. The IV tech who was changing the dressing on his pic line asked him he could pick up HBO with all of his wires and he just gave her a pitying look.
Last night the resident said that it will just take more time. When there is an immune system helping the antibiotics then they work in a few days, but with Matt it is ONLY the antibiotics working – so it will just take longer to kick the bugs out. His white bllod cell count is only 0.1 — so still essentially 0.
{{{ Matt }}}}
I probably would have punched the tech…but that’s just me!
Countinued prayers and beems from Michigan.
{{{{{Matt an Elsa_Mama}}}}} beems beems beems frum Noo Hamster
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa-Mama an Matt}}}}}}}}}}
Beems an luvs an gud enerjees frum teh menajree in Untaryo!!!
I pat my paw on yr mouf an yr eie an yr noase, an I snooofle yr eyelashes, an I maek lovey-paws standin on yr chest. I NOES yu is awaek. Iz no fuled.
Get up an feed me.
Hey….were my kittehs at your howse ??
Onlee Nikita wuz.
Nawt kno ware teh uzzers iz.
* snerk *
How iz u feelin todai,Red ???
Ai iz sorree…ai completely missed the info on your accident last week.
{{{ rhsb }}}
Ohai, Eeck.
I hassa beeg grumpee. Lotsa stresses goin awn, an dis stoopy soopy wevvers nawt halpin.
Bakayshun starts 2 weeks frum tomorrow an I wanna go NOW!!!!11!!!!
Ai gots one month til Vegas.
Know whut u meen !!
do we need to warn the folks at the m&m store?
Bring me bak sum dark choklit wuns!
does U has Trader Joe’s where U libs rhsb?
Donut fink so.
Wii has teh Whole Foods Market (wuz Wild Oats).
EEEEEK!1!1! itz teh pinkee noze ob teh apok…applop…teh endz ob lyfe as u nose it! (getz it? noze—nose?)
*snert*
*heddesk*
**floofy white kitteh jumps up awn bed, curls up an goes to sleep**
Waek me wen iz tyem to go hoam, ‘k?
stripey kitteh gibs white kitteh gentle hed bonks
*how is Uz? I not been here mush past fyoo dayz*
**hedbonks 2_k**
I nawt been heer mutch eethur.
Stoopy RLS.
One time, he almose killed me of heart attack!!!
WERE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
mah kitteh does dis AWL teh tiem.
das why i shutz dore nao. xD
thatz so kute! i hatez whenz that hapenz tho! *rawr*
I had to laugh for 5 minutes, being all alone, because of this funneh picture. My compliments, great humor!
M.