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Cubberds sortid free
Speshully iffn u store teh nip in dem
Conga rats ar out wif deer shu laycis for u agin!
Yeah!
*Checks de cubbords for noms*
Tuday Ai brings tee wif aplol an banilla (may faborite!!!) an wagon-wheels an
sensiblol oat-meel an cranberry biskits!
Pleas tu help urselbs from de tablol!
*puts out a tablol wif sunshine tablol cloth an sunshine napkins an sunshine tea service*
GUd Moaning Anni. Wii cha-cha’s ober to teh ty-bow-teak where there iz a brekkie buffet wif bagulls and locks, Scrambloled exx, Exx beneduct, Pan caiks wif maplol surple and mulch mulch moar.Freesh Squized oranj Juce , hawt teeze and coffee tew.
yersh. adn speshlol ty-awardz furr teh catslave adn teh annipuss! heer’z sum majiklol mixt froot joose, garonteed tue kyoor awl taht aylz yew. (inkloodin teh splortz!)
Oh – we shud put a bottlol ob dat in de CCC!!!
ai makinged sum moar bottlolz furr teh ccc. adn teh majiklol joose can haz reeplennush isself az needid. iz laiftym supplye furr the ccc. adn it commz wif teh donutz, tue!
Brilliant – de splort-biktims ob de future fanks u wif awl deer brayns! an harts ob corse…
<3
LCV tayks a runnin jump and lands in middle of buffay, cummin up wif mouf full of lox…luks around…um, Ohai!!!
Ohai!
De lox is rather gud issunt it!!!
Just maik sure dat ewe haz teh kees to go wif teh lox Nenepus
*door slams an loks loks*
Keys?!?
:schock:
oh noes!!!
..
Stuck… what tu du?!?… (ooh dots!!)
Attrakt attenshun
Break de door
Chat troo de keyhole
D….
y would te door slam
Ohai LCV! halp ewer self to teh goodiez but is naw tew be jumping awn teh tablol laik dat. Ewe might upsetz the Applolsauce, nawt tew mention Troll E troll. (Wii dunt mention Troll E troll dat mulch anywayz)
Ewe haz a good dai. I goez bat to bed Naow, It cawls me… ( iz 4:40 AM hear in Orygun, ewessshay. TTFN
Wii haz the poizon!
NOES! NAWT TEH LYSOL!
Poyzon: Itz not just teh oringe wuns anymoar.
ruh-roh!
ruh-roh!
(duhhhh! dummfingurz!)
Is oteh. At leest yu did nawt maek a BAD Froydian slip liek Ai did last weak!
oooooh. wen? wot? (ai haz a *kyooryuss*)
oooooh. wen? wot? (ai haz a *kyooryuss*)
hmmm. mebbeh *nawt* dummfingurz. mebbeh dumm *wurdputz*…
is ulwis dumb wurdpretzel… egg sept iffn is da dumb goggeh
{{{rosinawilson}}}
adn ai wasn 2 noe 2! *looks askantleh at ly*
Ai jus telld teh storee.
*Ly blushez skarlit*
Heh… Ai had just teechd rhsb tu du teh nekkid dansdansdans, an she were duin REELY dood job ob it, an teh YNGs kame runnin, an Ai sed, “Ai needs halp beetin teh YNGs orf!”
Ob korse, Ai meend beetin tehm AWAE, nawt ORF, but it tukd me abowt 4 howrs tu figger owt wai ebriwun were laffin at me.
But de YNGs wer nawt laffin, ai betcha…
Noes, noes, tehy wuzzent laffin.
hehe, das a funneh storeh
sumtiems da intellugint peezs laik u fink 2 fast fur da fingurs to keeps in lien ^^
*whispurrs*
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Rosina – is ur abatar meant tu be awl black??? or is sumfing borked on my side ob WP?
*not that that wud be a terriblol
aaaoooowwww! *nawt ken ficks* teh abatar. ai tryeing teh halp ‘strukshunz frum deer kween mj, butt (phlllbbtttt!) naow lukk. ai haz teh mac pooter. mebbeh taht’s teh prawblum?
oh – noes…
Butt (haha) Bon-Momme has putted up a “howtubedoingdisonnaMac” on de Cheeselandtowncrier (on de week week week-en aifink…)
Have u checked it out???
yippeetaylz! ai weel chekketaouwt! sune! fankiez muchlee! {{{{{ nennepus }}}}}
Iz teh pellit wif teh poizon in teh Pestle wif teh Vezzel? ANd duz teh flagon wif teh dragon whold the brew dat iz tru?
waal… teh geezer oanz teh meezer, butt (hahahaha) teh tweezer’s inna freezer,
hmmm teh meezer oanz teh geezer — hee’z a wheezer anna sneezer!
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huh?
Noe, it’s teh challiss frum teh palliss …. Ai fink
Danny Kaye… FTW (sez mii, swooning/wif lafftur)
btw, nyse bonnit
Thx Smammie
Ooh, my brain hurts! I remember dose lines, but where is dey frum?
“Court Jester” phunniest Danny Kaye moobie ebber maid (adn baux orfiss flop… go figger)
Tanks1
I will have to rent it.
“Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!”
Iffen Kitteh wants tu du de kleening – he’s kwite welcum to it!!!
hehe… win ^^
OMG dat is teh danjerus! Wat if teh kitteh eets teh bleech oar teh auntie-freez?!
den wii will habs 2 gits da kitteh debriefdid…
Ai duz haf tu agree… cleening stuffs shud reellee be sumwhair kitteh nawt can reech tehm. An kittehs shud nawt be incurijed tu open fings in taht playse.
Az usual, tho, ai nawt gnoing context, so nawt gunna haz paniking.
Hi P-K!!!
Hows Loki?
Hows Eva?
Hows de otter kittehs?
(Please tu tell Loki dat I asked about him furst? old gentlekittehs ar set in der ways…)
Loki still haz teh upset tummeh, an habing sum trubble keeping fud daon, altho him izn’t throing up EBREEFING, fank CC. Him iz wanting tu eet, which be a hyooj releef.
Ai haz a wurried abowt dehydrayshun, so gibed him subcutaneous flooids fur teh nawt-sekkund tiem this moarning — teh vet sujjetsed tehm a whyle back, but ai had a wurried abowt stressing him moar. Him waz a bery BERY gud kitteh, an ai haz a hyooj prowd uv him, altho ai nawt gotted as much in him az ai hoped before him gotted restless an ai letted him go. If less dehydraytid, him mebbe feel bedder.
Aifinksi teh silleh beastie waz sulking but it got owt-uv-paw… altho nao him haz LAWTS uv mai tenshun, so whu gnos what him waz finking? Wif teh flooids, a lil bit uv gushifuds an kruncheefuds at a tiem, an lawts an lawts uv ekstra luvs, him will be otay, aifinkso!
Ai will tell him fur shur yu asked nawt-sekkund abowt him, him need tu remembur him be teh Royal Kitteh uv teh howsehold!
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Eva be cyoot an floofeh an her eyes be opning fast! Her iz starting tu peek ober teh edje uv hands whyle being held in hands, luking daon, an iz beginning tu eksplore her whirrld moar an moar. Her still hongree, but enjoying teh cuddloling moar an moar tu, nawt just eet an fawl asleep (her haz teh cyootist tummeh tu ticklol!!!).
Iz bideo in blog frum last nite, ai just gotted it up tihs moarning.
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Trick be moar an moar fassinated bai Eva, an iz berry cyurius abowt her, him sooperbizes awl feedings nao. LOL Angel be cyurius tu, but nawt so much as Trick. Tehm be preddy happeh still, tho Trick finks him needs moar playtiem, an Angel finks she needs moar treets. *giglol*
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Wow, this gotted lawng… sowree…
Cheeses? Just be mai purrsunal opinyun, but…
Teh bideos be cyoot an awl, but nawt az much so as teh lolpics.
Teh lolpics, sumwun has tu hab a clevver tu create teh capshun, an awl. Teh bideos, eben wif “End is Neer” stuffs, nawt kwite teh saem.
Um, kthxjustmai2sentsbai.
sekkund teh oh-pinyun
Ai fird dat! An nawt ebbriwun can plai teh bideoz
O, ai tink ai will Twitter dat to teh cheez gai, benhuh.
I hope whoever was filming stopped long enough to make sure the cat didn’t get into anything nasty.
Don’t worry. He didn’t.
If teh cat iz supposededed ta b typin awn a typeritah, y iz teh werdz centah-alignededed? (Az a sied noat, iz a hewj pet peeev uv mai wehn videoz show werdz appear wun lettah at a tyme, particularly wehn iz centah alignededed.)
bleach+ammonia
Ah noes worrie till dem has fumbs tew open de bottles wiff.
Unfortunately, I still have those hideous almond-colored cabinets. Can’t wait to have the money to do something about that sometime.
Keep on trying! Maybe in a week or two you will finally post at least bit funny video:)
That’s not even funny; the poor cat is geting into dangerous chemicals; if the cat can get in there you need to have locks! Do you seriously want your cat to die?!?!
My guess is that the cat was getting into a can of cat food or cat nip which was stored underneath the sink.
Either way, I don’t find jokes about chemical weapons funny. I’d rather listen to jokes about Special Olympics kids (not that I find those funny either).
You’re right. He’s opening a canister of food, not chemicals. I can see how some people are OMG CHEMICALZ N FUD?!?! But rest assured, he has never been contaminated or exposed to anything harmful.
aww…. how adorable and talented
aww…. how adorable and talented
OMG! How to NOT kitteh-proof ur home! Too dangerous for kitteh to be much funny
oh sure its cute………until the cat dies from being poisoned by whatever they ate. this behavior should not be reinforced!!!!!!!
See, dis why I keeps onlee da ekologim….ekomol…ecoli….sigh, healfee kleenin stuffs in ma hows!
Wurst da kittehs kin do iz bild a skeeree volcano frum vinegar an bakin sodee! Neener!
dis iz saim kitteh dat krize @ bedrum dorr… lemmeeee owt! lemmeee INNNN. Lemme OWTTT! speshlee @ tree ayem
kittehz don wanz innn an owt… kittehz wanz awl-axez awl-da-tymz
lyk teenajrz,, but moor kudlee.
dew ai sownz dezgrunnld?
Damn, my google-translate isn’t working for this page….
D<
THE CAT’S GONNA POISON ITSELF AND UR JUST STANDING THERE???????
srsly… what sort of cat owner r u?????
Oh me gawdzz, dunt let catz near kamicals catz has weak livber!!!!!! They may git poizoneed