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thanks i ben werkin owt
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Itsa YNKC!
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happy burfday scotchanmorescotch!! (teh burfday fairy telled us!)
lolz tankoo! I almost furgotted, cuz I had to wurk all week, i is sillybrating it on caturday.
YNKC??
::borrt?::
Young Nekkid Kitty Cat…
Nies pecs
Pec a liddlol
Tawk a liddlol…
Coo! Bunnee eerz!
*tips bunneh eer to annipuss*
Romeow, didja see u is in teh noo Springtime Collectification of Avatars? Clicky on my name!
Ai still kan’t seeing dis at hoem, butt (hee hee) ai fink my eggastar is here. Ai kan get onna Springtiem Colektifikashun of Abatarz?
U is teh there alreddy!
So,LCB…how wuz yer old fud wif your Chinese fren ???
So-so. How was ur Chinese fud wif ur old fren?
Delisshhhh!
Had meatballs of all things…had never seen that on a Chinese menu before!
wut kindo meet bee in Chineeze ballz?
*handz ober fase* Ummm… I mented bee in Chineese Meet ballz … *red fase*
*snerk*
Dey sed wuz maded frum ground pork.
Were kinda like swedish meetballs.
*joins eeck and LCB in chineez fuds*
I is having beef and brokkolee leftover from a meeting!
Dat iz whut ma fren had.
I duzzint eet chineez fud much…wuz a treet!
{{{LCB}}} ai iz teh blidn!!
Oh Fank Yew, LCB!!!
Iz so nice ov u to maek teh common peeps a liddlol famous.
We can’t awl b Cweens, Princesses, and Burglars, but we can awl hab bunneh eers.
O, now stop. U is teh famous and teh fabulous also!
I tried havening a Fabbers-Yay egg insted of a mask but was too small to see teh shiny sparklies. I’ll has to think of something else.
Ur a gud egg, LCB.
cheep cheep cheep?
I can afford???
if u has to asks, u can’t afford!
well if it was CHEEP…?
I has bin savin my munnies for something really speshul….
oh, *yur* munnies? well, that’s differunt.
ai thot u waz maykin a suggeschun foar *ahem* the BEST BURFDAE PARTEE EVAR — which ov korse is the wun mee an KimKiwi is having inna Nawty Barn foar u nekst Toosdae. an u noes we haz alreddy diskussed teh budjit limitayshuns.
oh well then, no WUNDER my partee is goin to kik ur partee’s um, caboose! I has a HYOOGE budget, with the munnies I gotted from runnin that stoopy coconutt booth at teh safari park.
AND, I is having YNNGs do sum ice skating ‘exhibitions’, too, STN!
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this one above wud not be for teh partee.
just for my, um, private colleckshun.
Hmmmmm … mmmmmmm (tinkin aboot a YKN doin a tripple lutz jump … dat mite bee cauzin sum parts to bee doin sum wigglin and wagglin ifinkso …. I fink I bringz mii bideo recordamator todat partee!
Ise skatin beez coooooold…. wut abowt shrinkidge? Poor YNGs!
da shrinage mite bee counter actimated by da fastee spinz … ohhhhh, yep — Ifinkso dat wood hep ….
Stillz — nekkis icey skatin doughnut soundz funz — weel nawt furr da skaterz eenyway
6 pack!
want!
hab!
Yeah?
And teh bestest part iz dat hims doan kno it.
All muskle – no catitude.
Dass, otay den – Ai thort u ment dey wuz awn u!
*whispers*
Romeow waz mah kitteh, but I’z a girl.
Mah sweetie habs teh bodee.
U sure they’re not just airbrushed on, like in “Meet teh Spartans”?
I heart textured paint.
haow u did it??
I reminds him dat I fells in lub wif him wen he was a liddlol skinnee guy.
I juss teh lukiest kitteh on earff.
aww dat so romantiklol!
Wii can has teh cloanings, pls????? Wi woan brake mennee ob dem, ai promissis!
Who needs a 6 pack? I haz whole keg…
LOL … FTW!
Ai shudda knowed!
::heddesk::
Um. this shulda been up under YNKC comments.
WTF?
Doh!
Abs-olutely fabulous, kitteh!
Win!
Handz LCB a six-pak
Thx x 6!
can sumwun splain to me wy a clothin company puts owt a cat-o-log ware ebery unnerage persun in it iz nakkid?
Wye do u fink!?!
I dun want mai cubblets to see dat stuff, but sehks sells!
An Ai doan’t fink Ai cud walk abowt wiv dat bag!
nah us beatuymus enuff
but et sumhao remins me ob dat adbertisment fur da pantyhoses… ai fink wus pantyhoses… *ponders* u noe… wer dem shows peeplol inna buss dat gets flirted wif… adn den at da edn dem shoes da adbertisment onna bus… *hehe*
Ai wud has teh trubbils wawkin jus LUKKIN at dat bag.
*sigh*
*wieps teh druul awf mai chin(s)*
Dyu fink day wud send mii a bag liek dat, ifn ai promissis ai nawt goes tu der stoar an bees tuchin stuff awl teh tiem??
Gud poynt, but whoo carez? Oh, eye noez… haz u ebber shopped dere? A tee shurt iz lyke fiftee dollurs. Sew iffin u shop dere, u onlee can afford wun ting! Dey juss lettin u no in advance. Maybee datz it.
ohai Tribble, apparently elebenty yearz ago themz was as boring
as Land’s End or LL Bean
Ohai two-kittehs! Rilli, well dem surre haz reinvented dere markiting strategee! Eye haz noticed dat teh ohai skewl kidz round heer r shopping at Hollistur an Maerican Eaglol now, beecawz absandcrombee iz juss tew spensive. A & F iz gonna pryce demselves outta biznezz.
oar u cant uffoard ennyfing dere, sew u goes nekkid
Costz teh shurt off ur bak tu bye teh shurt for your bak! Sort uff a Rapunzel ting.
happy burfday scotchanmorescotch!!
Mebbeh ai aks dem tu bees sendin mii dat cattalog. Jus foar tu bees keepin it owt ob teh hands ob teh innosints, ai meen …. dats awl ….. reelee ….. nawt foar, um, ennee uvver porpoisis, yu unnerstan.
*sends Guugul teh Grate an Wundrus lukkin foar teh Abberhoosis an Watsit YNG cattalog*
*tys fik towul rown nek liek teh bibb*
If my kitteh works out, kin I has on of dem too?
Which kitteh?
Could it be…
RIPPERTON!?
Ripperton dun gotted ripped, I finkso!
Lubin u, iz eezy cuz ur byootiful…
@@@@@@@!!!!!!
*hits o hai notes*
*windows brake all over cheezland*
why is that doggeh havin convulshuns, dere?
O, that. Kitteh teached him a new trick: “Shake”
Hmmmm
luks liek ‘play ded’ to meh….
*Ripperton hears his name* *looks up from nap* *gives eyeblink to LCB* Ripper sez ohai!
*eyeblinks back, almost falls asleep*
Ripper has dis ting lately…as soon as I sit at compooter, he be biting my arm, den want me to hold him up on one sholder wile I be typin…wen I piks him up he already purring loud! Aifinks him feel left out or sumpin.
AberCrombie and Kits
I hope dat duzzn’t meen dat dey sell fur.
OMCC.
Oar iz dat OMBC.
Ai finks yu rite da second time!
KK!
**hedbonks KK**
Ware u been? I has missded u!
How has yu been lately?
Tyred an soar, mostlee. I recked my car last week. I’m okay but teh car iz ded.
I can has bakayshun in 2 weeks from Fryday! I so egg-sited! I gets to run away from hoam!
Dat’s kewl..bout da vacation part ennyways. Is dey gonna be able to fix yur car? Yu be sore from dat?
Nope, car is totaloled.
I’m a liddlol soar from teh reck still.
I had a bad accident a while back, totalled bof cars, I couldn’t believe how sore I was, even weeks later. Still has some back pains from dat sometimes even now!
I has soar in my chest, ware teh seet-belt tightened awn me.
Also, I has broozis awn my knees, ware I apparenlee hit teh dash.
Owie!! My seat belt bruised me cross da stomach, but da top part dint catch so I cracked my sternum, son was bruised all over but hims seat belt worked good. Was scary..plus it happen on Good Friday, which was not so good, akshely!
Hai KK4 how beez Uz? iz deh todlers gone an kittehs out from unner deh
bed?
Oh hai 2k!! Dey ended up not comin down, mebbe next monf. So da house be pretty clean ennyways…I gotted down an did a lot of scrubbin and getting in da corners ware a bebbeh kin reach. Sure hassa lot of cat floof in dis house!
mah kittehz spent the weekend unner deh bed when we wuz
at home. Demz scarded of my frenz bebbeh boi. Himz noizy
and berry naughty
Oy vey, dem little boys…is gonna be like dat wen grandson comes down…him jest goes a mile a minute an not sleep much. At least cuz him be so much work, dey sure not be wanting another one anytime soon!!
frenz has a liddlol gurl, hurz is berry quiet but she ar only 6
munfs old, brudder wuz bothering herz quite a bit 2
I had 2 girls an one boy…I tells yu, my boy be da best!!
Him was full of energys and a real handfull, but reely boys jes wanna watch tv and eat…da girls…omg…dey be tuff wen dey hits age 12…den by the time dey is fit to live with agin, they moves out!!
Iz wutz awn teh bag wut dey sell at A&F?
If so, den I’m leevin werk to go shawpin!
Eye wish! Eye used tu luk thru the Seers an Rowbuck cateelog, and mye Mudder wood sai “Whut u shoppin 4?” Eye wood point tu teh menz. And she wood sai “Whut u want menz clothez 4?” An eye wood tell her not teh clothez, teh menz!
Has yu seen da mannikins in da men’s dept lately??? Wen I goes shoppin wif mah cuzzin, we gibs dem a little pat when we walks by!!!
U puts butter on teh man-akins?
Den we calls dem a biskitt!
Jes cuz teh kitteh had kittenz in teh oven nawt meen u kin cawl demz biskits!
wuts this abowt biskits?
ifinkso maybe u mean buns….?
Well, now dat yu menshun it….I bet der be a nice set to be seen der!!
Be careful, it mite be reel guies pretendin to be mannakins! Dey has dun dat arown heer. Skeered teh carp outta me wunse.
as lawng as mannekin pis nawt gits replaiced bai a reel boi…
**luuks arown frantiklee serchin**
No….ware izzit……nawt dere…
WARE IZ MY BIB AN MY PLATE OF BISKITS?!?!?!
now don be greedy you can only has one
Butt….butt….Him luuk so gud, I wanna sop him up wif a biskit!
Mebee juss nom onna rib?
Jes a little taste, dat’s all!
i nawt ever seen ennifing lyke dat shoppin at the A&F
I doan fink dey keep dat meny kittehs at teh store.
Mebee dey ran owt before u gots dere.
i nawt eber seen a menz wif a bodi lyk that there ither
U has to see Romeow fur dat
*check upthread*
Oh, down here in San Diego dey has da pretty yung mens dat stand in front of da store…*sigh*
Duz yew gibz DEM a liddle pat?! Aifinkso yew shood!
tuxee kitteh nawt sew impressloled.
Tuxee kitteh laments teh fact dat too meny hoomins define eech otter by their floofy fury outsides, stead ov wat’s onna inside.
Priceless!
Akshully, iz elebentysebenninetynine monies.
Mah abs is shredded…want me to shred yurs??
@@@@@!
Museel kitteh
foolz no wun
sept paws-iblee hisself.
o mai starz an garterz, hewwo kitteh, iz it hawt inn heer oar iz it jus u?
I see A&F is finally diversifying its models.
Bag ‘em ‘n’ tag ‘em!
test
X = Mt. McKinley
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* grabs shuvel *
*starts to call after piggeh to tell him I leaved teh keys in Mt. McKinley’s ignition so he could just pull it forward to get the treasure instead of digging, but thinks better of it and just cleers throat insted.*
*wonders whose throat that was*
*suppressez urge to coff*
*tries to start teh Mt*
Ifinkso someone mite has borried the battery owt of ur Mt., LCB.
It just goes rrrRRRRrrrrRRRRrrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRRRR
* hands shuvel tu Mick, poynts at ware tu dig adn leans bakk in chare *
no fruity drink and flonquais wif fans?
ah well, iffn yu is teh offuring… ai wheel has a Pennya Colada WIB a littlol umbrella adn a slyce ob pyneapplol plz. Adn plz tu sea iffn yu can fynd owt ware dose no gud, stoopy, weesuley weesuls has gawt tu! Dey is posed tu be arrayging guests fur mai gnu tazwk show!
ifnkso GP nose howz ta getz da werk dun rite!! Handz off da shuvel and den dose da sooper vision weel habin a dwinkee …. now awl yous needz is sum YNGs wif feffer fans!
Iz beddar den going *clik clik clik* den der bee nawt eeny jooce lefted a tawl ….
Pike’s Peak!
* applies creem, narrows eyes *
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Ai’ll pike yur peek inna minnit, skwirrl!
pfft! always I has to wate!!
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r u self applying there piggeh??
well, ai donut sea aneewon else awfering tu applai eet… du yu???
Just makin shure!
I has been overcreemed of late.
U knows a gurl can only handle sew much overmoistchurizashun.
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Has u thot of maybe marketting that in singlol applicaturs? And mebbe some diffrents cented kinds? As much as we go thru here… u cud make lots of munnies, ifinkso….
Hmm… yesh, aifinkso yu shud cut down awn yur yoose ob creem, speshully arownd teh eyes… whut kynd of flaybours wud yu liek tu sea?
Liek it’s ME putting it on!
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well sinse u axe…NOT coconutt!!!
Ackshully nuffin frooty plzthx!
I dont liek to smell liek fuds.
Mebbe some herbal stuffs… or some of teh insensey kinds?
U iz liek me,Leeza…do NAWT want to smell liek teh foodses !!
Ai lieks clean cotton,or sea breeze…
Hmmmmm…or mebbe creem in handi-dandy wipe form ???
Self creemin applicators – fur indeevidual an solo use?? So uze nawt be needin hep to git creemed … *hed desk* der eye goez agin …. off to da NB wif me
Iz inna naughtee mood ifinkso — I reeded ur postee and kin onlee fink naughtee fings aboot it. i goes to da NB, piks mii upz a YNG that luks like da bag guy on da weigh (da body nawt da hed — da hed be cyoot hoomenz hed… ) I see iffin I kin git overcreemed and moischurized …
Dante’s Peak?!?
I foughted wuz Dante’s Infeerno…?
Bloo?
No bloo todai, sry! Ai is teh unner cubber inna seekret lokayshun…
I foughted you wus doin sooper vision ub Mick’s diggin ub da treasure unner Mt Mckinley….???
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375?
mmmMMMmmm Py… * drool *
Did sumwun sai pye? Whut kind uff pye?
Appul
Booberri
Cherri
D…
Doubble Trubble Chocolate
Eberyfink dats eye lub
FireBelly froggehs
G….
Unfortunately, the steroids have plastered my eyes almost permanently shut.
Ah gud, ai seas teh gnu promoshunul bags wib mai pichsore awn has arribed; each compleet wib compli… komple… free kitteh fur awl teh awdeeunce ob teh nawt sekkund esipode ob “Piggeh, in conbersayhun”
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Huh? Whut? Whut yu meen ‘Whut is “Piggeh, in conbersayhun”?’ Well, lemme tell yu!
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Contraree tu popyoolar bleef, Guinness Piggehs is teh egg salad tawk show hosts adn the gud ppl frum telebizhun land at teh LCB Channel has finally sed “O, yesh yesh yesh GP! Yu can has yur berry own show!!!”
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Ai is awn rite affer “Mick’s Storee Thyme” adn juss before “lolcatburglar – behynd teh mask”
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Dere wheel be teh uh-maze-ing guests, LIBE musik adn, ob corse, ME!
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Plz tu tyoone in tihs Fundai at arownd tihs thyme fur teh nawt sekkund esipode!!!! Fankies
ok I is getting a confoozed about when teh show starts!!
is it at a sertin tiem, or a sertin lol???
I has to make shure to get tehre in teim to run over my script, er, I meen, get into costoom…
Y wood you runn ober ur scwipt? Itz bee herd ta red iffin it beaned runned ober
If you leaves the werk-outz stuff in the basement, Basement Cat maeks gud use of dem…
Basement Cat enters teh bag…
…from teh bottom
ahahahahahahahahah good one
Lurkin’ Merkin
I swear, cats KNOW what’s up . . .
Mai dawter wurks at that stoar, but she haz yet to bring me a kitteh!!1
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*o* Thees place ish heabun from abub! I am nawt wurtheh.
Kitteh Robert Patterner to teh girlcats!