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kitteh kornered bai teh rainbow herd
Conga ratz awn Ur tie wif urself. Duz U adn Ur ottur purssonallity needz tu haz a ryde tu teh tybooteek? Oar U wantz teh ried tu teh pi stawll?
yesh – kan wii haz ride tew boff teh booeek and teh pi stall!? but wii haz tew go separately – wii kannawt ride tewgedder cuz wii dont get along…
Okai, Ai can du dat.
hey, troll e troll, i gots a job for yoo!! i heerd yoo likes wurkin owtdoors, an sinse yoo iz a gud trol (for a trol) i kan letting yoo hab owtdoors job wif NO CHAYNS EBEN!! an yoo kan using restroom weneber yoo wants!!!!
if yor not heer rite now i’ll find yoo anovver time, in teh meentime keep an eey owt for me so i kan telling yoo abowts dis job! (if ennywun seez troll e troll, plz to tel him teh burfday fairy iz luking for him kthx)
Ges it wuz mai dai orf wen cween gib yu jawb. We stil nedez sumwun tu run samij shawp.Tu uze awl da gud cheezmeetz nd maik sum gud nomz.
Apple cashunz ar being akseptid fur dis jawb. ebreedai b twene 12 nd 4ish, cheeztiem.
Duz U reellee fink a troll maeking sammijes is a gud eyedea?
Cole sammiches mite appeel tu sumwun. Yu nebber noe. Der’s a Troll Brij dat needs sumwun tu collect da Trolls. Yu intrestid?
Do it now!
kitteh kornered bai teh rainbow herd
oops
mai dubblol clik – let mii show yew it!
Iz okay, uk! U still gotted teh singlol tawp spot!
To sillybrate, I will gibs yoo a bomb pop, whitch is red, whyte an bloo.
ai ….kant….beleeve….ai…..gotted…..a…..solo…..tawp……spot…..*THUD* *UKfawls ober awn floor, holding bombpop frum rhsb in paw*
*opins wun eie, den teh otter, gets up awf teh floor, goes tew weer 3KM put teh pina koladaz and choklit truffles – slurpslurpnomnomnom*
conga ratz UK they bii dansen fur yu in dere finest frocks! wat wuld yu lyke fur the sillibrashions? sorted drinks an nomz?
oh, dont dey luuk kyoot?! nefing choklit fer noms, and a pina colada fer drinkies, aifinksew!!
oo – dats skaree – ai rote dis, den red dawn teh fred, and see dat EbilRedKitteh gived rhsb a PINA COLADA!!!! *cue Twilite Zone myusik*
heer iz da homemade choklit truffles in assorted varietis, biiiig kontainer ub pina koladaz made wif fresh pineapples. Pleez injoi an haz mani danses ub joy
fankies!!!
dere b lawts heer, fer newun hoo wants sum!!
Ha iuniquekitteh! And may ai extend mai hartiest con grat shoo layshins aw
“Tis indeed a rare an wunderful thing.
n Yur SOLO TAUPE SPOT!!
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An ai’ll joyne yoo un teh pinya colladas, it asi may! Tehy DOOO be teh yummy!
and tast teh raynbo
@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hee hee – ai wuz gunna sai “poops ur raynboz” – well, GMSTA (teh “s” is for “sorta”)
Teh raynbow coalishun?
ROFLMAO
Yess, minyns…go forf and gib berywun hoo seez yoo massive heddakes wif doze gawd-offul kuller skeemz!!
=^..^=
Wut abowt dose of us dat’s alreddy gots teh massive heddakes?
Ai shuddurz tu tink whut mae haapun….
=^..^=
**goes to luuk foar sunglasses**
Gib RHSB a nyce aice-pakk fer teh heddake, and a muh-diss-uh-null pinya-kolawda, tuu…
=^..^=
Fanks, ERK.
**stretchs owt awn cowch, drinks pinya-kololada, an puts ise-pak awn hed**
I wares my sunglasses at nite…
how yu bii red? i nawt haz kawt up wif yu lately tri’n tu wurk at wurk lately
Ohai, 3km.
I has been heer sporadiklee latelee. Between bein tyred, bizee an eberyfing eles, I nawt has tyem oar enerjee foar heer. Stoopy RLS!
Nawt find car yet, but has been luukin. I’m akshulee startin to lyk teh Toyota Yaris I’m drivin (rentalol) an mebbe luuk in2 gettin wun of dem. Did I menshun how mutch I HATE HATE HATE car deelers?!? Pleh. **hisses an shows poynty enz at car salesguies**
I wish bakayshun cud start nao insted of 2 1/2 weeks. I’m reddy to run away from hoam now!
How u been? Ober ur ailments?
i wuld finkso yu kuld git a good deel awn a kar rite now. i got happityle news Caturdai, i shuld hab had wun moore kar payment but (hee) since i gibbed tini xtra munnies awn sum payments i iz paid off free an cleer!!! weeehooo! I reeded about da SGT dat wurked at yur office few dais ago, i haz big sorri fur yu. i now da feelin dat leeves behind for the survivorz. Yu doin ok? OH an bii da way I HATE KAR DEELERZ TU!! Buyin a kar iz lyke spendin teh dai wif da Marines fur mii. kant injoy da new kar tu tired after da wrestlin
Re, teh Sgt.. I knew him, but nawt well. My boss, however, wuz gud frenz wif him an I herd him iz takin it hard. Him leevs behind a wife an bebbeh dotter.
I’m happitayle foar u gettin ur car payed awf! Iz best eyedea to try to save a car paymint 2 urself aftur u get teh car payed awf, but I kno dat eezyur sed then dun.
Ex-huzbins fren used to sell cars but I nawt kno ifn him still sellin oar nawt. Teh onlee way of findin owt wud be by callin ex-huzbin an I nawt wanna do dat. Wii may go bak to teh Toyota deelership an luuk at teh cars agin.
maibii nawt want tu buy kar off uf x hubbiz fren..just thinkin..i need tu du a few thingz wif da extra none kar payment munnies fur a few monthz bifor i start payin mineself in savingz but VERI gud idea i awlwayz tri tu keep a “squirrel fund” going an i fink i can kontribute a little xtra now!!
Hai, 3kittymomma! Ai haz been gitting reddy foar Renaissance Faire seezun! (Meenz ai iz in L.A. oar Corona eberry weekend frum March throo June.) Lawtz uv construcshun, akteeng wurkshawpz, and makeeng nuu kawstoom. Teh kawstoom iz GOARJUSS! Iz maed uv beyootifull smoak-bloo linnun wif lawtz uv fancee trimmz, “gold” buttunz, and lawtz uv bloo aventurine beedz. Ai kan’t beeleeb taht iz onlee 2 weekz untill opaneeng!
Hao’s theengz in yer part uv teh wuudz?
=^..^=
sew ai can, sew ai can
sea teh vijins en mai eyez.
iz dat da nezt line? awl i kuld heer wuz so i can see da blah blah blah blah eyez. thnx fur cleerin dat up. seriously
go forth an konker da world an bring bak tu mii
OH! teh pore kitteh iz trapped bai teh ebil unicorms.
Ai sabe U kitteh!!
Yay! Wantz tu watch teh Troll stawmpz dem uglee sukkerz…
=^..^=
NAwt can stawmp dem. Ai prawmissed teh cween. Butt teh ebil unicorms nawt noze dat, ai hoep.
go an save da kitteh TET frum da britely colored bryne washerz
Are bryne washerz peepuls who makes teh picklols?
Fank CC y’all are seein teh crazee collers, too.
Foar a minnit dere, I thot I had gotted hold of sum bad stuffz!
ooooohhhhh i sii peerti colorz! where did yu git those mushrooms honey?
Who izzit dat gots teh raynbow-collored kitteh in dere pikshurs? I’m finkin iz nightshayde, but nawt shur.
Ennyway, mebbe teh fuglee yoonicorns is steelin awl teh coller from teh whirled, an dats why kitteh iz awl whyte!
but i tot dey be teh CC’s minions… coems in assorturd kolourz
U ringed?!
…
Ai lieks teh pretteh ponies an teh unique horns. Dey will doing gud werk fur teh kitteh, aifinkso!
uuuhoooh! i nawt tink dat wuz katnip in mine hoomans sock drawer
Iz BC disgyaiezed az CC!! Bii caerflol!
r u suer {{DK}}? luks liek CC to meh…
besieds, wai on erf wud BC gitz renbow ponies fer minions???
dey eez nawt raynbo, dey eez awl blak butt eez werring teh raynbo disguizes
sii? bii saiedz, wai awn urff wudd CC hab minyunz?
he haz anegls, nawt mynons,
hmmm… i wunner if CC were tew has angelz, dey wud porpably bee ponies??
Nope, dey’d be Pegasuses (Pegasi?), cuz dey has to has teh wings.
hmmm…yoo can hazza poynt!
oh bai teh wai, hao iz yoo, rhsb?
Ohai, DK!
I sill has sum soar frum teh reck, but nawt neerlee az bad az befoar. Still luukin foar noo-wer car.
How’s lyf awn ur end?
yoo haddeded a carr rekk?? wen wuz dat? iz yoo okai frum dat?
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hmmm…okai, ai gess…
yu has a poynt. i nawt think CC haz “minions”
but i dun fink “mynions” has tew bee a bad fing, no?
awr mynons related tew onions
yesss mine are mynons an yurz iz yurmonz
ohhh nooo, teh wurld iz bein’ tooken oder bii leelte raynbow poniiees!!!
does yewr brohter see raynbo ponehs???
jus owta curiositie
tell him tew stai awai frum teh catnip…
i’z nawt sure, butt ai wunder sumtymes.
onli sumtymes
dis iz totally uff sublect, butt teh Bible verse 4 2morrow iz Eph. 5:3
jus tought u mite want 2 no
fangks waz bout tew ax if yew gotted mai emayo, but neber maind yew answered eat
ai haz nawt checked mai emayo yet, we went 2 wal-mart after supper, sew ai haz nawt been home 4 a while
ah otay
so…
iz yew feeling betur frum erlier???
yesh, ai iz. ai laid down fur a wile, an dat helped a LAWT! fank u fur askin’.
ai wuz concerned yew realli dint luk gud, den mrs. baker said dat she wuz keepin yew, ai fot dat maybeh wateber kurt an kyle had yew wuz getting aftur fureber, an ai wuz wurried
dont worriee, ai iz awl bedder nao!
agin, dis iz totally uff subject, butt hao iz kaylynn? steel berry splortable?
extremelie, remynd meh tommarow an ai wheel sho yew teh lates pikshurs, ai cant belieb ai furgot tew sho yew!!!
jus rememburr tew bring yewr splort protekshun, oar ai won sho yew
*pacs splort protekshun in bacpac*
no worrieez, ai iz awl reedy!!1!
otay
:pears intew Kat’s bacpac:
dats alot ub splort protekshun!!!11!!
well, ai needs a lawt when lukin’ at piktures ub kaylynn!1!
:wondur if ai wheel get tew bed befur elebenty:
:den rememburs, dat ai nebbur get tew bed befur elebenty wehn tawkin wif Kat:
hay, no fair!!! iz nawt MAI fawlt taht YEW nawt go 2 bed awn tyme!!!
butt butt butt, most ub teh tyme ai eaz tawkin wif yew!!!1!!!
ai no eaz nawt yewr fawlt, an pleaze doan pull owt yewr pointy ends ai wuz jus jokin
dont worriee, ai no yew iz jokin, an ai no iz nawt ur fault, butt…if nawt mai fawlt, an nawt ur fawlt, den who iz we supposted 2 blam eat on???
yu tew iz tu kyoot
we blaem eat on teh intertubes
otay, we’ll go wiff dat!!
rojer dat
hay, remember hao ai sed dat ai went 2 wal-mart?
ai has a sad
ai haf tew geet awf
ai steel probly wont get tew bed befur elebenty tough!!!1!!
emayo eat tew meh
yew reeded mai mynd!
ai has 2 get awf 2.
aill talk 2 yew 2morrow.
oh, an ai show u wat ai got at wal-mart 2morrow.
mai smillee was supposted 2 bii teh wun wiff big eyes, but ai put de rong wun!
Ooooooh-tay.
Sleep-deprivayshun hallusimanayshuns, ai iz habing tehm!!!1111!!!
nope, nawt herlucinations, iz true iffin yu kan believe it..how iz our bebbeh Eva?
Ai iz behynd awn her blog… been trai-ing to spend teh ekstra time wif Loki.
Her eyes be opening a lil moar ebree time ai luk, an teh muscles around tehm be twitching an pulling lots, trai-ing tu get tehm opin so she can seeing teh whirrld!
Ennywun gno a way tu cloan myself?
Eva be duing awsum! Her be 5.8 oz, so she duing a preddy steady 0.3-0.4 oz increese ebree day. Her haz a hongree, uv corse! Her haz had a cupple teeny sneezis, so ai watching her close. Angel an Trick be moar fassinated wif her ebree day, an bof are watching Seanya feeding her rite nao, wif no hissings ur ennyfing.
how Loki bii feelin? mine Pookie wuz aktin similar an mommakat say her goggie bii akting lyke that tu. maibii iz wether change?
Iz nawt wevver… iz a spoiled Loki whu iz a bit eksessivelee attached tu me as his momcat an gets ankshus ober ennyfing taht messes wif him skejool.
Ai nebber wunnered befoar whevver ai did a nawt-gud fing, letting him get so berry intenselee fiksated awn me as hims momcat — ai was nawt wurking when him was 8 weeks owld an him came tu be wif me. If ai dunned diffrintlee, mebbe him wud be feeling less insekyur. Aidunno… *sigh*
Ai hates wunnering if ai hurting mai Loki bai halping Eva.
BUT, him did eet abowt haff a can uv Fansee Feest pate wif a lil water miksed in, ober 2 owrs ago, an nawt frowed up, which be gud!!!! Ai spending teh ekstra time wif him az much as ai can.
Aifink mebbe Loki wud haz bin teh saem purrrrsunalitee-wise (envious of anything dat gets Mama’s attenshun) wevver u “let him” get fixated or nawt. Mah Skimble is kinda liek dat wif meh, but him wuz past weening stage wen him got meh az himz furever Mama. Ur nawt hurtin ur Loki. Him will get ober teh temporaree chanj to himz skedjul & him will be ur bebbeh agin wen Eva gets hur furrever hoam.
Fanks, NS – purrspektive, ai needs it sumtiems!
Nawt that ai prone tu being teh oberpurrtektive kitteh-mom ur ennyfing, nu-uh, perish teh thot.
Gnu pics be up, along wif teh bideo frum last nite. Aifinkso Seanya be uploading tunytes, but ai nawt gunna ask.
Oar pawsiblee it haz a fing tu du wif teh ekzotic greenerees ai haz purrsunallee hand-growd inna greenhowse, just fur teh Junglol Theem Party inna weeek-weeeek-weeeeek. Sum uv thoas junglol plants be inneresting.
ai may beh tew, ai may beh tew
ohai pk – wuld yew rather hallusimanayte teh raynbo ponies, or teh dansin pink lolophants?
haow iz teh kyoot liddle Eva tewdai?
*poynts up a lil bit*
*pawsiz teh mediklol terminalolojee tu upload tuday’s pics*
Altho is nawt so menny pics tuday… ai hadda put camra daon an halp mai Loki whu waz froing up agen. But (hee!) him did eet ober tu owrs ago nao, an has been sleeping close tu me, an haz nawt frowed up *crossiz fingurs*
Mai pore Seanya waz trai-ing tu luk after Eva awl day PLUS wurrying abowt teh Loki, him had a big stressed bai teh time ai gotted hoam.
aaww – poor Loki and poor Seanya! {{PK and Seanya and kittehs}}
iz bery wundermuss fing yew be duin wif Eva – and Seanya iz teh WIN fer helpin yew!
Those are some creepy minions.
not creepy, plastic
ha ha!
wif a tuch ob polyester aifink!!!
Frenz, I can has beems plz?
I has histree of skin canser (Melanoma) an has to go see Dr SkinCat ebery 6 munfs, foar full-bodee czech. (I nawt shure witch wun of us enjoiz dis moar.
)
My appoyntmint iz dis Caturday an I HATE goin to it! I gets nerbis an grumpee befoar ebery wun, cuz I nebber kno wut iz gonna happen. I cud get kleen bill of helth, oar him cud find sumfin dat luuks suspishus.
Ifn him duz find sumfin dat luuks suspishus, him remobes it an senz awf foar by-opsee. Ifn by-opsee sez “u has funnee-luukin cells” I has to go bak foar moar cuttin. Oar, by-opsee cud say, “u has nermal-luukin cells” an dere be no moar cuttin.
So, plz be finkin of me dis Caturday moarnin (9:00 a.m. EDT).
Fanks!
Red
Yu gots it, Red!
*sits daon an consintraytes hard – no spishus fings no funneh sells no spishus fings no funneh sells no spishus fings no funneh sells*
Dr Skincat, plz tu nawt be remobing bits uv owr Red! We needing awl uv her fur lubing her!!!!
Fanks, pk!
I gots liddlol skars awl ober me, frum bisits to Dr SkinCat. I calls dem “SkinCat Marks” (uzin himz reel last naym). Him jes rollz himz eies.
Ai gots littol skars awl ober me, tu, but tehy nawt be frum a Dr SkinCat, unless Loki hab a mediklol degree him nawt showed me!
aww.. {{rhsb}}… we be finkin uf u and prais dat u be fine!
(((Red)))
I’ll be thinkin’ abou’ u on Caturday Mornin’ fershur. I knows hao dose Dr. SkinCat pointy-ments go. Gud Luk to u dat dey fin no “funnee-lukkin cells” dis time.
{{{Good Vibes for Red’s nerves and skin}}}
{{{{RHSB}}}} – beems too yoo! Ai also sendz praiers to CC, Aifinkso! Gud luck!
{{{{RED}}}} beems u good foughts … hopesin u onlee enjois da awl ober skin chek and der be nawt eeny funneh stuffz!
{{{rhsb}}} gud thotz fur yu an nooo funnni lukkin cellz.. i haz a similiar problem ownli in a different area. gotz tu bii makin da appt. soon. crosses awl da bodi partz fur boff uf uz
*pondurs*
*scrunches eyes titer*
*mutters – no funneh sells no funneh sells no funneh sells*
no funni lukkin cellz iz gud funni lukkin cellz iz bad
nawt lyke funni cellz lyke funni peepz
*happee beems an gud fots for rhsb*
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} yoo are doing teh bestest fing to portekt yorself frum teh pleh cansur. iz better to find sumfin not-gud an get rid ob it tahn to not knowing abowt it, right? we wants yoo to being helfy an playing wif us for a long time!
09:00 Eesturn tiem…dat be 06:00 heer, so Ai will be beemingz yoo teh “skin bee happee adn nawt weerd-luuking at awl” thotz yer wai frum teh road. (Meenz dey will bee goeeng exxtry-fast tu yoo!) {{{{{RHSB}}}}}
=^..^=
ai noe noes iffn ai bees 2 laet oar 2 eerleh… butt… ai will bees sendin beems ober 2 us startin… NAO… duckhug! {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Good luck, RHSB.
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Wee be holdin yoo in teh lite. (Dats wut we sae at mai Yoonitaryan Yooniversalist Cherch.)
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awl teh best.
teh kitteh hoepd adn praied dat tehre wuznt an afturlyfe, tehn tought dat wun ub them was contradictory so teh kitteh hoepd dat tehre wuznt an afturlyfe
Douglas Adams ref!
I think that black kitty on the top right corner might have a “tail” to tell about this situation!
hrm iffin dat beez a kitteh den da myonions be lebitattin heem ifinkso ..
Ai orlwaes knowed tehm dam ponees waz ebil.
Hey guys, it’s kitty worship!
Oh Hai guyz — Iz homes frum da Hoarse Spittle .. I leefed mii babbeh wif heem stepz momz til I goes bak tomorro nitez. Now I haz ta pway wif mii 2 goggies so dey nose I steal luvs dem (da goggies walkerz wuz heer twee timez tadai – so dey nat neeglecteamed)… Den goes ta bedz an goez ta werks in da mornin and gibs eberybuddy da stiffz dey needz frum mii … den baks to the hoarse spittle and homez eerlee tursdai to gits mii daughter frumz her chellwo leeson an seez herz a beet (sheez 13 and haz a happity becuz I gots herz too pears ub funky Converse sneekers & shee bean wearin wun ub eech pear and startin a noo trendz at skoolz) … denz doo it awl ober agin .. wun footz inna frunt ub da udder an doughnut cwash da kar!!
{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}
Hang in there, otay? Yu can duz it. Matt haz a strong frum somewhair, an a bet him gets it frum yu. Teh fings that mattur, we awl gets fru tehm sumhao!!! An we be heer fur yu when yu needing teh hugs….
tanks an jeeps PK… dat iz y i deecided to sae sumfing aboot it…
Shared pain is lessened, shared joy multiplied.
Bof be importint.
{{{Elsa_Mama}} yur strenght an courage insprires mii. i will bii hugging mine hooman boi a little titer tunite an thinkin an praying fur yu an baby boi again{{{Elsa_Mama an her family}}}.
Ai wooda thunk My Little Ponys wur teh minyuns of Basement Cat nawt CC!
Iz the 12 rainbo horsies ov the ‘pocalips!
omcc pwnies!!
(surprized no wun sed dis yet, mebbee i’m teh only wun hoo haz seen dis, iz a t-shirt at thinkgeek.com. iz funny)
dem habs gweat shirts der… ai lurves dems bersion ob roses bees red… ^^
Ah can haz minyuns?
WANT!
i tolds you a minion times…
…now go fourth!
I had the white one when I was a kid
Sendin up prayerz fur Red an Elsa_Mama. An awlso {{{{{Red}}}}} }}}}
Minions or onions?!?!?
NAP-oleon Bonaparte… musters his pwnies
The conquest of Middle-Earth begins now!
My little poneh taste like balonehs
Mah minyunz haz kulurz.
Minyunz lukz liek dey iz furst genurayshun poneez. Kitteh keepz minyunz n veree gud kundishun.
Cue music: “My Little Minions”
Dis not look too fretning doh! Me not skaird!
Awwww! I miss my little pony (dammit, why do we have to grow up!)
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3838769
that was reely heelarious!
*takes teh cake and chez brgr to doggeh* suprise! *doggeeh falllls down * takes teh 162 PUPPEH heads outsidez *throwz away* WOOP WOOP! *puppeh gone?* i no no’z where he went…