
an den brings up yer legs liek dis…an soon dey gives yu belly rub
iz rly halpful wen ur belleh iz smilin.
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an den brings up yer legs liek dis…an soon dey gives yu belly rub
iz rly halpful wen ur belleh iz smilin.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: peachykeen
Imitashun is flattery
concat shoe masuns tehre 3fk!!11! u gots teh nawt secund an ai gots the nawt secund nawt secund spawt so ai concat shoe mashuns u!
wayte, ai r confuzzled…necks taim ai just concat shoe motions u wifout awl the common tary.
Tank U berry mush! Iz mai nawt secund nawt secund!!!!11!!!
But me tinks dat perhapz udder peepz comments get eated? It tuk forebber fur my comment to go through. and it didnt show up at nawt secund. Perhaps udders hab same prawblem and sumone elses comment mite appear.
Any wai, ebberybody celemabrate any wai u liek!!!!! I haz a happy!
Drinks and danses fur awl!
conga rats on yer nawt sekund nawt sekund 3floofie kittehs!
*dans dans dans*
3FK danses round room wit GC!
*dans dans dans*
*stops to gib kitteh belly rub but ignores silleh hoomin*
*dans dans dans
Kitteh haz demonstrated dat hoomins hab suffishunt intelligence tu be trayned in correkt posture. Dis is eggsellent, as in addishun tu probyding material foar hur PhD feesis, it offers mani potenshul benefits to all catkind.
Dr candidat kitteh haz dissertashun on hoomin condishuning?
If kitteh rings a bell, will hoomin sal….saliv…..drool alot?
Mai kittehs used tu ring teh bell fur tu get gushifud oar catnipz. Wun wuld eben ring teh doorbell tu get bak inna haws.
Reely?
U iz nawt pullin mai leg iz u?
Ai haz kitteh tat can turn round doorknobs without opposubl thums.
But ringin teh doorbell and teh dinner bell?
U shur haz smart kittehs
Yep Hurz wuld jump up awn teh mayl bawks which wuz next tu teh door. den hur wuld reech ober and bat teh buddun until sumwun opuned teh door.
Ai am impressed!
Mai sis useded to has a goggie hoo wood do dat — jus reech up an push teh button wif his paw. Werked ebery tiem!
Our Lilah rings bell to cum in. but bfor we had bell her mamakitteh tawt her to use door nockr, so she duz bofe. mostly she rings bell an if I duzznt cum quik she nocks!
Hao inkredebleh kyoot!!!
Ai almoast splortid just by reeding dis
… den yoo scrathes dem!
next, i teach you how to purr
OH! Teach me! Teach me!
you has to meditate, concentrate on happy thoughts (like fresh fish) and the purr will come from within
teech him haow too cleen hissef an tehn he cahn find teh grils!
Ifn he noes hao to do dat, him don’t need girlz!
SNERK!
*wipes soda off of screen*
All ob yu! Goe strayt tu der Nawty Barn adn du nawt come out until, err…
We awl headin fur teh NB, jd. We kan haz a barn partee!!!!!
I can haz six pack?!?
moore laik a kayg!
noo yohguh poes, ‘sillol kitteh needz belleh rub’, taeks teh konsintrayshuns 2 dew rite
How tu teach an old human new tricks
ded bug trik
gud one jk2k!!!!
fanks!
old hyoomen? r yu shure itz an old wun?
*luuks kloser*
*givs up* ai kant tell hao old it iz… but teh drool kumin owtta teh mouf… dotz.
Nah, him dont reelly luk old. Him luks purdy yung.
Him cud be yung enuff tu be YNG??????
hmm…. *pondurrs*
*****SPLORT*****
Iffn him were N….
U goes tu teh NB. Beddur stawp adn pik up red on ur wai.
Shur fing, WRr
ai giv it a 6.23
Ai gibs teh hoomin a 7
Ai gibs teh kitteh elebenty adn a cheezburger
All dat belleh floof?!? Dats a 10.0 fur sur
hao kin yu tell- heze waring a shert! altho apparentlee sum peepl kan tell based awn teh amownts uv fayshul fur…. hmm…
Ai wuz so distrackted by da floof, ai didn eben notis da hyoomin! Neber lieked blonds – no offence ment tu aneewan!
Ai do lub yur St. Paddy’s attire!
I’ll tayke teh kitteh, yew can has teh humin!
{current train of thought bein deraillded to NB}…
See ya der, chessie!
ooh chessie ai lubs ur abatar! iz saem as wut mai chessie iz naymed foar!
yeha, I had a Chessie kitteh myself when I waz a kidlet.
Daddeh is into trains a lot so I’ve seen a bit of Chessie.
O we has so much to learn frum teh kittehs1
(throw a couple of !!s and anudder 1 up dere at teh end of mah sentense)
If dey r kind enuff tu teach us!!!
Depends on ther mood!
Cat trains human… more at 11!
Dis will be teh nawt secund ob a 4 part serees awn teh cats ebil plot tu dominate teh wulrd
MWAHAHAHAHA
Wayte….yu meen dey don’t awl reddy??? Dis iz newz en mai howse!
takin ober teh wurld…. one howshold at a tiem!
Mine fawled tu teh furreh oberlords-an-ladees lawng ago. LOL
nao class, slowliee lyft ur arms above ur heed, tak deep brefs, an relax.
relacks she sais relacks hah
:fingks abaot nuffing til Kat come bak:
wolfie, ai alreedy tell u…iz impossible 2 fink bout nofing at awl!!!
gud poynt…
fank u 4 agreeing wiff me!
awltho, iff yoo aktibelee fink abowt teh consept ob ’nuffink’, den, tekknikklee, yoo iz finkink ob nuffink, butt yoo arre aktchuallee finking….sew….*shrugz*
ai dunno…
ai dunno…iz jus wun ub thos fings ai weel neber understand.
Donot haz the floofy belleh… no snorggles fur yew!
Ohai!!!
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Gnu Eva pics!!!!
Plz plz plz ware yur strongist purrtekshuns… ai cannawt tell yu hao menny splorts were inbolbed in teh taking an uploading an posting uv these pics! Oh, teh teeny manatee uv it awl!
PS, ai haz a sowree if ennywun is tyred uv seeing thees messijis… but ai gunna keep duing it ennyway unless teh cheesiz say tu stop. STN
Oh, an btw… her blog haz had ober a fousand hits in teh fowr days it’z been up!
YAY1!!! An ai wuz wun.
Ooooh, hurz gettin to be such a big gurl! Yew must haz a prowd!
O, that Eva is teh cyute, and growing soooo fast You r cleerly gud kitteh Mom.
Extra snorgles and loves to Loki, too. I imagine he is feeling very jealous and insecure, which is so very normal.. So make sure your Loki gets extra loves from you, even though the baby is taking up so much time and energy. You are doing a wondrful job.
Tyred uv teh messijis? Nebber! We is curi…cour… we awl wanna heer (an see) how she be gettin along an growin. Eva bees wun kyoot kitteh, an a lucky wun, too.
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Go, Eva — an Prysma an Seanya too!
An smoos fur Loki, an yur otter kittehs as well.
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{{{{{{{Prysma, Sean, Eva, Loki, Angel, an Trick}}}}}}}
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{{{{{{{an ennykitteh ai mite has forgots}}}}}}}
*giglol* That be teh full roll call heer, an aifinkso we awl preeshiate!
{{{{{Cassidy}}}}} <- iz hug bai hole prysma-famblee
Rite nao, all free big kids be coma… comma… owt uv it compleetlee, awl ober teh spare bed, aftur habing catnips. Ai haz a hoping Loki will eeting sum wheneber him wakes up.
Iz gud — aifinkso ai haz a nerbus, coz ai wented back tu class tuday aftur teh weekend an discobered taht nawt ebreewun in mai classiz wants tu heer abowt hao Eva be groing an thriving, oar see eben teh bestest most reesint pic uv her. *sigh*
Weerdlee enuff, teh peeps teh most innerestid in mai class are wuns ai wud nawt haz ekspektid, an teh wuns ai ekspektid, nawt be! Ai nawt so gud wif hyoomins az wif kittehs, aigess.
Dem may haz teh jellus dat U gotted teh kittehs and nawt dem. Oar are affrayd demz grades will suffur cuz U bollunteered tu taek teh kitteh.
ohai, WRr, are yu hazzing blizzard?
Anna tornado watch, anna flud warning, and teh thundurstorm warning. awl inna saem county.
Qwik run awai, run awai!!!!!!
Mahm sed my brudder is in Des Moines rite nao an dey are gettin teh bad wevvers too.
Him trabblols foar werk, so him goes eberyware.
Stay safe, WRr!!!
oh, plz tu keep pics and updates comin!
When ai getz tired and stressed wit teh skoolwork, ai always takez a brayk tu scan thru the cheezpeeps nues! Adn rite nao, ur liddle orinj babeh gibs me teh happee tayl!!!!
dis supposed tu be fur prysma kitteh.
Werd press moves my commentz tu wrong playce
adn then moved it tu right playce. shud hab known!
Iz weerdpress fur yu! sumtiems if yu refresh, teh commint be whair it shud be.
But sumtiems nawt.
Ai happeh yu happeh! *dans dans*
Fankees, guis. Ai luvs yu awl!
But him sez yu shud see. Ai duz teh blog, him puts hims moar awn teh YouTube stuffs.
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OnleeKitteh sed a wise fing tu me a cupple days ago, tu nawt dout ai haz fownd teh rite fing tu be duing.
Teh uvver fing ai reelyze ai haz fownd iz teh rite peeps tu be wif.
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Oh, an Seanya finlee getted teh bideo up fur tunyte. Ai will puts in blog, but iz at:
youtube.com/watch?v=P7Sq7rnESEY
Him sez, him haz sed a gud fing abowt cheezpeeps in teh abowt-tihs-bideo fing. Ai haz nawt luked yet.
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Otay, we gunna eet an relaks a lil (wif owld Star Trek Next Gen episodes… no brayn powr rekwired) befoar Eva’s befoar-bedtime-feeding. Will seeing yu tumorro. Schmoos!!!
thnx fur keepin us up tu date wif Eva. I nebbe git tired uf heering uf her progrss. It iz a highlite uf mine dai tu sii her new piktures an bidieoz! Pleez keep um kuming!
Go Eva Go Eva!
Ohai PK {{{{{PK & Eva}}}}} Eva be da world-wide mostest famus kitteh eber. Her foreber family needz to haz alla da pics adn historey uv her. Wii can neber getz enuf uv da loverly Eva.
munkee see, munkee du?
I tayk teh wun awn teh left. Iz eazyur to libs wif.
izzun teh wun awn teh rite lukky? Ai fink U may haz borked him.
teh wun own da left iz cuter tuu
Nope, dat nawt Lucky. Lucky not borked.
Him jes needed rest an relaxayshuns.
Mebbe dey doin teh “Thriller” danse teh lazy way?
just lyke a menz da lazy wai iz da ownli wai
Kitteh Yoga wurkz
bettah 4 Floof Kittehz den
itz wurkz 4 Hewminz
Beeg Gye canz hoaldz t3h
Kitteh Yoga Poasisshunn.
No getz Belleh Rubz
Dis Kitteh Yoga
poasisshunn maykz ekksellent
playss 4 Kitteh Napz!
Jack.
you has to meditate, concentrate on happy thoughts (like fresh fish) and the purr will come from within
Qwik run awai, run awai!!!!!!
gud gud u ish learnin’faz.
I nawt sew much b dewin dat.
I noez goggiez liekz it, but wen I traiz it wif kittehz, dey offen getz meh wif deyr poyntee enz. Sew wen I seez kitteh awn himz oar hurz bak, I yooshoowulee leevz kitteh aloan.
Take uz, weer urz…
mai kitteh dont liek belly rubs. she broake. i needs new kitteh dat leiks ahfecshun.
I can give daddy a belly rub, oh yes.