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kitteh lubs, ai haz it! mebbe tew much…
Its not U tomkitteh its me. I wuz gonna tell U bout dis.
Is too bad U hadz 2 find out dis way.
Concats j2k! How does U wanna sillybrate?
luks like maybe teh Tango is in order!!
*puts rose in teefs*
puts on deh latin musik
*cleers frote*
“her name wuz Lola, she wuz a showgirl…”
oh, noes….
*faysepaw*
Wut, u don’t like Barry Manilol?
iz just ai hadda bad eerwurm alreddy wuns todae… fanks to KimKiwi an hur Neel Dymond hankering!! :eyeroll:
he he – sowwy.
“At teh Copa *pow* Copa Cabana *woo!*
Teh hottest spot norf of Havana *yeah!* ”
oteh ai stawp nao.
music and passion were alwaiys in fashion… at the copa…copa cabana… they fell n love…
Oh, princessmu, u kno ai needs NO encouragemint! Ai knows awl teh werds…
His name wuz Tony…
Hii woer a daimind … noes, waet – dat wuz Reeko …
Teh werld iz maed of tew tipes of peeplols – tohse hoo lieks Neil Diamond, nd tohse hoo dont.
Yew wantz me tew sing Crackling Rosie nao?
Wii can heer Captain Sunshien insted?
oar, mai in-lawz an mee.
boi, ai goes awf tew teh yoguh klas an luuk wut u awl dew wile ai r goen!
LOL I was eatin sum cake and wen I saw dis I nearly choked I woz laffing so much!!!!!!!!!!
It’s nawt it luks lyk – onnest!
O yiss it iz!
oh, ok, it is – it’s ZAKLY wot it luks lyk!
Dat’s it Barb…Strait tu teh Vet. U iz getting fixed.
Oh noes!
Ar dis Barb frum Big Love?
In dat case I sayz U go gurrl, if anyone needs to be fixed it beez Bill kitteh
Cawt in teh akt…
Hooz dat??!!
Ohai Honey . . . you haven’t met my bruver Ted yet !
Yash yash, mai “bruvver”. Mmm-hmm!
uh… dere’s rules abowt dat sorta fing.
Keeps it in teh famblee tho….
yesh, ai finkso dat’s why dey has teh rools!
It’s awl relatif…
*snerk*
Duz dat meen ai am mai own granpaw?
twisting dee fambly tree into a wreef.
it’z nawt a fambly tree… it’z a WREEF!
Oar a tumblolweed!
hey…. a fambly tree can be telefone pole!!!
(wudn’t want to be part o’ dat fambly doe….)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewtymselebenteebilyins!!!!!
Ur hoam urleh!
busted!!!
busted!!!!
jinx! buy me a coke!
No Coek, Pepsi.
*snerk* She tu slippree aftur awl teh creem in teh last thred tu howld on tu eever wun.
(i can has) cheeborgor cheeborgor…
Lawyer kitteh…1-800-555-KITTEH
* weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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Ahem, scuse me ebberywon! Ai can maek a littlol nownsmint plzthx?
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Nao, teh gud ppl in tellybizhun land at teh LCB Channel has finally gibben in adn sed “Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, GP, yu can has yur berry own TB show!”
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Ai wheel be awn rite affer “Mick’s Storee Thyme” adn juss before “lolcatburglar – behynd teh mask” at elebenty o’clock…
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Nao iffn yu wants tu catch teh nawt sekkund esipode ob “Piggeh, in conbersayshun” plz tu toon in tihs Fundai awn teh eerlee LOL (ai has gibben up awn teh thymes nao!!! is sumfing liek 6am cheezthyme, aifinkso!)
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Huh? Whut? PFFT! Whut yu meen yu has “Top 5 reasons wai Guinness Piggehs is NAWT gud tawk show hosts”??? Yu is cleerley teh mad, uh huh, yesh.
Ohai GP, ` member dat awn Fundai teh tiemz are diffrunt, an TTI clokks chainj dis weekweekweek!
so it shud be bak to elebenty ay em, TTI tym?
Srsly, ai has NO ideeya!!!
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eet wheel be teh affernuun TTI thyme – teh 4pm lol, aifinkso prolly.
yu meen wen yu waek up!
pfft! Ai has tu watch teh Formyoola Won nawt sekkund!!!
Unfaithful kitteh is unfaithful.
yur sekret luv iz no longer a sekret
oh deer – sorry abowt dis, but resistants is fewtile…
“nao ai showt it from teh highest hills, eben told teh golden daffodils….”
ohai Martoonie, how is Uz, long tyme no see
ohai two_kittehs ai is gud, fang q – hao is u? ai has been habin teh problms wiv teh teknoolygee – it hates me. So ai has onlee been here a liddul bit.
also teh reel lief has been a beyotch latelee an gettin in teh way of teh cheeziness. Mucho suckiness.
RL can be tuff I knoz. I iz gud, had a rather produktiv shawping trip
yesterday.
oooooohhhhhh wadja get????
Got a cute jacket fur spring from H & M and a dark bloo shurt with
tinee floral design and also gottid sum jeans.
Dat’s a gud day shawping. Ai needs a noo purse and sum shoos… but ai has to work mai way up to it. Gud shawping duz nawt just happen, u knows.
I knoz I has been planning dis trip fur a while, munfs to be
eggsakt
Stop pussyfootin arown teh subjekt – U been cattin arown teh nayborhuud!
Awlrite!! Ebbureebuddee pawse! fur a mowmint ob awkwerd sailens!
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Alrite, yoo mai nao return tew yur normlol chayyoss.
Kitteh, I know a gud diborse lolyer ifn u want wun.
ohai rhsb, did U gottid Ur gnu car yet?
oh noes, is just teh nayborhuud Ayvon Kitteh, fixin mai maykeup.
does U fink I wuz born yesturday, U hussy
hussy?? u finks iz too much maykeup then??
mebbe moar blush?
U is a natural beauty U no needs so much make-up.
okay ladies gennlemen an piggehs, ai has to go to bed nao. Is teh laet an ai has to go to werk in teh mornin (boo! hiss!) Enjoy teh rest ob ur day an hopefully ai’ll see u soon. If teh innerwebs will let me. Nitey nite!
G’nite, Martoonie!! Schmoooz!!
Good nite {{{SJ}}}
G’night Martoonie. you hz a gud Night nad Swiit dreams!
hahahahahahahah OMG!!!!!!
best lol inna while!!!
4/4 paws.
No her name was “Brahbara…”
There’s no such name as “Brahbara”
Oh my god the cat’s name is Barbara!
Something so delightfully absurd about that X)
iz lol’d at dat priselez expreshun on hubby kitteh’s fais!
tis teh best lolcat darma ever tis season~
Oh boy.. Cat fight, someone get the camera?
next on Jerry Springer: kitteh infidelitah!
HAHAHHAHA OMG dis iz so funehhh
Thanks for rekindling my rationality.
Though I didn’t catch my x-fiance, Barbara, red-handed, I did catch her lies with other outstanding evidence.
After 3 yrs, I was foolishly thinking of seeing if she came to her senses;
but a person’s nature is a person’s nature.
It’s so funny!!
Love it!
Such a graet foto
owwwwwwww nozzz barbra’z gona be intwoble
well I’ zay! Very innopropriate. Der shuld bee rules against curse words! Hmph. Good idea but replace **** with “Heck” at least!
to cloz to hom for mi