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dis Ur last chance. iz leeving. rite now. U kant stops meh. by by. iz running awey frem home. nuthin kan keepz meh here no mo. iz big kitteh nao.
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okay, bye….
(he’ll be back)
Ohai sleepee kitteh! Haow R U?
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N corn-catz awn ur nawt-sekkund!
Ohai chessie- drinks and dancies fur nawt sekund?
Ohai Chessie… I haz a Kitteh by dat name. him luiks Just laik teh Chessie Symblol when himz sleepung.
Yes, but do you REALLY want Kitteh turned into Arnold?
lol
right now the dranks of choice is iced t. Danses at yer own risk.
ungr8ful lil chit! u b sry…n come home soon babycat!
Doan be sew shure. Yu fink kitteh will get ten feet befoar ebery house on teh street will open deir doors adn offer cheezburgers?
I ran away from home once. But I got only as far as the back fence, because my potato chips ran out. I expect baby kitteh won’t get too far, either.
Hoapz hii wil run tu r playss, ‘cuz wii soarlii missin an ornj kitteh!
don’t eat all the potato chips then
Wat? We’z habin cheezburgerz fur dinnurz?
K, I runz awai tamorroh.
Yu cant run awayz tomorrow. Tomorrow woz cancelled. Besides, yu needs tu buk yore runnings awai elebenty days in advance.
ya means we cancelled Mondaze? YAY!!!!
Cancelled Mondazes?!?!?!?! iz mai dweam cum twue!!!
But, but, but, but,,,,,,, wii haz deh party in deh Medow fur Princess Mu’z burfday and lukking at deh spring blubz adn hazzing deh funz…… adn deh Nite watchman will b dere wif a sprize!!!!!
otay, sew u dont haff 2 cancell ur Mundaze, but tomorrow iz nawt a gud wun 4 me, sew aim cancellin mai Mundaze!
Mebbee u kud kawl in sik wif spring fever???
*starts 2 sing*
“If onliee, if onliee, teh woodpecker cries…”
:appears in frunt ub Kat:
:vanihes cuz Kat eaz probly asleep:
iz still heer!!!
*shakes finger at wolfie*
wat u doin’ up steel? y u nawt curled up by teh firefox place??
u steel there, wulfie?
oh no, ai missed teh wolfie!! ai iz berry sad nao!!
*wipes tears wiff paw*
oh wellz, ai needz 2 curl up in mai kitteh kat bed nao anywayz.
gud night, eberybodieez!
He will????:D Ai can hardlee wayte to see!
Him haz been raking adn uzzerwize cleaning deh medow tu git it reddy fur deh party.
YIKES!!!! Ai dont hav a prezzie fur hur yet!!
*runs in serkels, skeems an shouts*
Deh Ty booteek haz lotz uv spring gew-gawz adn nik-nakz fur giftee gibbing. … bobblol hedded Bunnnee and kitteh and chikkeez….. wind spinnerz, wind chimez, garden bannerz, …. deh list goez on adn on….. oooo ….. dotz…..
~Splort warning~
Level 12ety!!
~Splort~
Oh noes DR is down! *dials 9 elebenty for the CCC*
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
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sweeping up deh D.R braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
o teh hueg mannatee!
*SPLORT*
*slidez down fred tu jk2k
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Wheeeeee!!!! deh slidee pole b funz!!
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Sweeping up deh jk2k braynez…. sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet…. well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere. I think awl…. mebbeee most…. ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed. *pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz* tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
ohai cween! gess wut??? Plasticat and ai had a cheezmeet wif Booklion tewdai!! it wuz teh WIN!!!
Oh Luckkee yoo!! ai wud LUV to meet Booklion!
ai wud luv to mee yoo, too!
Well!
aaawww fanks Janet!
ai iz onerd dat teh faymus Janet wuld want tew meet liddle ol mii!
Booklion iz bery bery nyce! her iz teh nawt sekund cheezfren dat Plasticat and ai haz meeted!
Ai nawt famus Janet, but AI wants tu meeting yu an Plasticat. Iz it Joon yet?
yesh – wii kannawt WAYT tew meet yew and Leeza and DK!! Plasticat keeps complaynin dat Joon seems sew far awai…
wii wuz takkin bout yew tewdai…Plasticat sai tew Booklion dat he liek tew rite scifi stories, and she sai dat yew du tew?
Yep, ai duz! Haz been fur, ooooh, ober twenny yeers since ai waz 13 — reems an reems of longhand, an lawts onna puter. Ai hoping tu sell nobel but it taeks a long time to sell a novel manuscript, speshullee when lyf keeps getting distracting! Iz berry cool him rites tu.
Ai gree, Joon iz tuuuuu far away!
Oh uniquekitteh!
Thanks fur teh complimint, but ai ar just a purrson laik ebreewun else heer. An ai luv meeting teh cheezpeeps. . .becuz we ar awl so much alaik. It iz awlmoast a GIVEN taht we wud awl laik eech otter! 
wuldn’t it be teh WIN if wii kuld awl meet IRL liek wii du heer??!! Plasticat and ai wants tew meet more cheezfrens!
Ebbree wun shud meeting Janet!!
She b awsum adn full uv deh WIN!!!!
wii rillee wants tew meet YEW, cween! wii finks yew b awsum!
butt, dere b lawts uf awsum cheezfrens heer!!
Oh uniquekitteh!! Hao rite yoo ar! Ar deer cweenmj iz troolee full ov tehawsum an win!
We did meet in OOOOOOKlahma Citee, where teh wind comes sweeping down teh plane a cuppla weeks ago! An it wuz troolee az if ai had found a long loast sister!
Deh awsum ness uv cheezland cubberz deh erf!!! dere b awsum cheezfrendz ebbreewair!!!!
LOL!!! Itz a miraklol, itz a miraklol!!
Oh yash, a ninternashunul cheezmeet at Janet’s!!!
W00t!! w000t!!! Yay fur hazzing deh cheezmeet!!! Lukky booklion, tu meeting uniquekitty adn plasticat!!! I noez it b deh funz…. itz awlwayz gud wen cheezpeepz meet!!! did u git pixors?!?!?
yesh – Booklion and Plasticat boff had dere kameras…wii be habbing trubblol geddin owr pyooter tew upload pics, but wii will trai!
Hedbat deh pooter!!!!
Taht werks???? Iz GH(wPoi) werthee???
Thanks u evrywon for helpie wit de splort
This such a kewt babeh
Doan fur-gitz 2 rite…
I stays if you gibs me cheezburger…
C abuv – cheezburgerz 4 din-din…
oh deers i hadn’t noticed! aifinkso i’ll stay den…
cute, cute, dear one! don’t go! may it be he’s going back?
oooo – teh bloo eies!! no bebeh kitteh – do nawt go! ai gibs yew nefing yer heert desires! *picks up liddle blooeies and snorglesnorglesnorgle*
I’m nex in line! When yew is dun, pass teh bebbeh over!
*gibs bebeh tew carosue, gets bakk in line*
Mii nextest plsanthx.
(hay yus guys bak dere. No shoving. I were here nawt-seconde.)
*takes bebe an tucks id unda chin. Bebe purrs an snugles*
K, whos nextest?
ai dunno, whyre yu aksing meh?
Ohai, kitsunerina! Hao lower paw be?
ime waring a boot – get it awf neckst week week- but ile problee hasta ware an anklol brase till teh end uv summer.
thx fore asking!
this amount of splort-inducing kyootnezz is so… *SPLORT*
*Teh evver flexibul CCC carts extends TWO brain sell sukker hoses to reskew evvery brayne sell of bof D.R. and jk2kitteh, sorting them carefully so they don’t get meltified togevver. Rinse, rinse, rinse clean…pack gently bakk into playse…kwikkly tape the skullses bakk togevver, apply ducky tapye and extra strong joo janta glasses.
Hands ovver bottles ov orange crush (how apropirate) and octopus-shaped choklits.*
Hold on to each ovver until you feel stornger, ‘kay?
Oh no! D.R., jk2kitteh & DeeDeeQ5724 are splorted all over the place!
How to separate the braynes? I seem to recall that there was a special sieve on the CCC that did this. OK, I think I got them all apart now. Rinsy, rinsy with orange flavored sparkly water, and reinstall the braynes in the respective braniums, and re-jigsawify the headbones to cover up the braynes and purtect them. Streeetch the skin back over the headbones to cover them up and staplegun down securely. Rearrange the fur to cover the staples and seams and any suspicious lumps from misaligned headbones. Replace with a new CHRG and ducktape firmly down. Awaken the victims and conduct them to the Splort recovery lounge, where they can see the bulbs coming up in the Princess Mu meadow. Please help yourselves to a refreshing drink of your choice, and think of taxes until you are feeling better.
fanksyewlotz, bom_momme! aifink ai feelz beddur…
eww, tacksus. ick!
ai dont ever want to splort- teh thot uv thinkin abowt takses is enuff to kwell enee splortishuss inklinashuns mai immyoone hed has ever had.
Thank u so much, Bom Momme.
I are reskude!
can’t…take…cuteness…*SPLORT*
Oh mai gudness!!! Threee splorts!!!
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Aill start wif Kat.
*rolls teh CCC ober*
*taeks bukkit an broom. Sweeps up awil teh braynes. Puts tehm carefullee in teh bukkit.*
* taeks Kat’s hed – scoop teh braynes frum teh bukkit*
*PLIP! PLOP!!! PlOOP*
*Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat tehm smoothlee in place*
*tuk tuk tukettee tuk tuk in teh loose ends*
SNAP awn teh CHRG (wdoi)
*puts Kat wif hed in a comfee chair*
There!! Awl dun. Heer iz a verree sawft pink cheezpeeplmap blankee – an sum choklit fur comfort. Just rest heer fur a littlol wile, OK??
fanks Janet! ai dont no wat ai wulda daon wiffowt u!
Yoo ar moasst welcom! Az yoo know, yur brayns are verree important to us!
Oh deh kewt *splort*
OK!!! FluffyTailedKittehsAuntie! Yur neggst!
*taeks bukkit an broom. Sweeps up awil teh braynes. Puts tehm carefullee in teh bukkit.*
* taeks FluffyTailedKittehsAuntie’s hed – scoop teh braynes frum teh bukkit*
An nao ai will put them bak in yur hed! Pleez stop wiggling!!
*scoopity scooop scoop*
*Ploopittee ploop ploop*
*Tukketee tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk*
SPRONG!! Teh CHRG(wdoi) iz nao awn tite – so yoo will be awl rite!!
Heer – sit neggst to Kat. An heer iz YUR sawft blakee o’comfurt an sum choklit.
An yoo stay kwietlee heer too, OK??
i iz leevin an yu kant stop mii can i haz sum cookiez tu take wif mii?
I mayded yu some cookies, but I ated them.
But iffen yu stay a little longer, I’ll makes yu some more.
*Splort* Eggstream kyuteness oberload!!! *Splort*
OHAI!! catslave! What hav yoo DUN!???
SPLISH!
Nebbermind – ai can fix yoo rite up!
*taeks bukkit an broom. Sweeps up awil teh braynes. Puts tehm carefullee in teh bukkit.* LOL!!! ai havn’t dun this in a wile – befoar today, ai meen. Laik riding a bicycle. . .
OK. Ai’m kwite shur ai hav tehm awl heer. Pleese be verree still.
*Scooooooop. Plop! Scooooooop! Plip! Sccccoooooop! PloooP! Scrayayayaype. . jut getting teh last littlol bits – tehy cud bee impawtent, yoo know!
*Pat pat tuk tuk pat pat tuk pat tuk pat pat tuk tuk tuk!* Luks reel good!
SNAAAAAAAPP! CHRG(wdoi) nao in plaice! hoep itz nawt too tite?
An nao – yoo sit in THIS comfee chayre wif Kat an FluffyTailedKittehsAuntie – an teh three ov yoo be nice an still. Yoo’ll soon be feline bedder.
*raps catslave up in sawft bloo blankee.* An heer iz yur chkolit ov comfort.
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Ai think mai werk heer iz dun.
wennebburr yur dun…ai hazz haddeded a splort furthurr down teh tfred….
Bee rite there!!
Oh pooor kidies … I soooo sad for u … plez stay warmz
Noooo dun’t goooo, you iz too coote.
o waitz iz datz a burgerz ai smellz
This makes me sad… It is too cute… I almost cried!!!
plezz kitteh dont goooooooo …….. noooooeeeeesssssssssssss
Hm… this mebbe iz danjrus tu annownse wif awl this splorting alreddy, but…
An ebreewun else! Plz tu nawt fink we ignoring if nawt ansur.)
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Gnu Eva bideos an pics be up!
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An fur teh luv uv CC, ware purrtekshuns befoar yu clikkee teh blooness tu see!
(psst, burfday fairy… fank yu fur teh speshul birfdayness fur Eva
waaah!! she’s doing liddle tiny pushy-pawz (aka making biskits) in teh air wif herz teentiny pawz!!!
*anovver feeble liddle pop frum teh emptiness taht wusne howsed lunarmommy’s brayn, lunarmommy keels ober agin*
*puts pillol unner LM hed*
*tuks floofeh cheezmap blankkit arown*
LM! Yu iz otay? Oh deer… ai knowd Eva waz danjruslee cyoot!
Yu resting, an getting strengf back, otay?
Heer be hawt chokklit an chokklit moose, fur rebilding teh brayn sells.
Yu needs tu be moar caerful!
An nao, iz Eva-time, an tehn sleep-time, an then Eva-time, an then sleep time, an then Eva-time, an then skool time… (yu getting sense uv punktuayshun in lyf? *giglol*) so ai will see ebreewun tumorros!
Schmoos!!!
Schmoooz tu u and Eva and Seanya. and biggggg hugggz.
{{{{{{{{{PK/Eva/Seanya}}}}}}}}}}}}
whew. fank yoo, p-k. taht feelz much bedder
*humming, ‘if i only had a brayn’*
Eva is so kewtalicious!
onoes I has an eightes/ninties musical flashback…
“Bye bye baby bye bye, she said in a letter, and that was all she wrote”…
Thank you ex-local band Firehouse…
NUUUUUUU!!!!!! Stai heer!!! PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!!!
*SPLORT*
OMCC!!! Hao long haveyoo bin down heer! An lukkit lunarmommy wif teh littlol “pop.”
OK – nawt to werree! Ai hav had LOTS ov praktiss at this!
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*taeksTWO ukkits an teh broom fru, teh CCC. Sweeps up awil Draconic Kitteh’s braynes. Puts tehm carefullee in wun bukkit.*
*sweeps up littlol pyol ov lunarmommy’s brayns – yess!! ai am shur tehy ar brayns!
*carefullee dumps teh bukkit ov brayns into DK’s hed.*
*scoops out teh littlol pyol ov lunarmommy’s brains. . .PLOOP!! In tehy go!!
NAO!! *pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat* DK!!
*pippity pat pat pat* lunarmommy*
*tuks in awl teh loose parts in bof heds.
SPROINK! CHRG(wdoi) iz nao firmlee awn DK’s hed.
SPRINK CHRG(wdoi) awn lunarmommie’s hed.
*Leeds tehm bof ober to teh otters*
Nao, pleez – sit heer in these RELLEE comfee chairs.
Heer – DK – this reelee preittee sawf dark bloo CPM blankee fur yoo. Snuggle rite in there!
An heer, lunarmommy, this sawft dusty roze wun fur yoo iz just rite, ai think!
An heer *reeches into the CCC*. . .heer fur eech ov yoo iz this heeling choklit.
Just rest heer a wile – an tehn yoo can come bak! An ov corse, yoo may awl keep teh blankeez. Jack Deth awlwaiz maeks shur we hav plentee!
oh, fank yoo janet, tahts much better
*snuggles up wif softie blankie, eets choklit, suks fumb in mindless sort ob way*
oh mai, oh mai… i’d splort, but unforchunately yoo gots to habbing brayns to hab a braynsplort, an i’m afrayd i gots none left…
*feeble “pop” sownd frum lunarmommy’s hed, lunarmommy keels ober*
All I have to do is open up a can of Fancy Feast.
Someone get kitteh a cheezburger so he will stay at home and not run away!
SOO cyoot!
*SPLORT*
Ohai, K_K_C!
Oapenz CCC
andz fyndz ‘Braynee~Akk~Vacc’ 2
cleenz up messee “Sploart!”
Poarz brayns bakk insyde.
Lawtza Buddurr~Fly Bans~Aydz
2 maykz nyss andz neet
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte. U wants Bunjee Coardz
oarz prittee Dukk~Tayp?
Rapps Bunjee Coardz tyte.
Habz Froazinn Milkee Wayz 4
U 2 nibbillz awn
Awllso habz Thurmuss
ubz Iee~Bryte oarz Ornjj Zingurr
Tea… Moast reefresheeng!
U wantz beeg flooffee
blamkittz? Keepz U nyss andz wawrm
tillz U getz bettah!
Jack.
*sigh* jack alwayz haz teh most artistik splort reskyoos!
*hides under teh floofy blankee*
O Tank you, Jack!
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
canz goez Owtsyde, butz himz cumz
bakk wenn himz hungree
Liddill Orrnjj Kitteh
woantz trabbillz fawr befoar himz
turnz arowndz 4 Hoam!
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
nawt knoez how 2 hunts. Hoo willz
oapenz Gushee~Fud?
Jack.
aww, taht’s sweet! *applolsawz for jack*
*clappy clappy clappy tuxedo furrred paws under blankee* Taht’s a gud poem, Jack!
open teh kitteh dor plz, hal
this is so sad. don’t go, kitty!
O-hai-coo fer da ornjty kitteh:
Ornjty kitteh sez
Hims goin’ too runz away
Night time, hims cums bak
omi CC…. iz trid tew kownt teh numbr ov splorts fur teh braiking newz storee hedlien….but iz tew meny! Ober elebenty aifinkso. o teh huge manatee….. *tearz starts tew fall*
Der reely shud be uh splort warning in the capshun aifinkso. Beefor we gits tew teh pikshur.
I habbent been seeinging mai new abitar butt (hee hee) ebidently overz hab. Dis annudder test.
Ai didid eberyfing – deleted cashe and stuffz. Do u see teh eggatar?
noe
mebbeh u needs 2 logs owt adn en agin? (of da wurdpretzel adn of da ichc)
I do! after ai cleered everyfing an relogged on!
Very cute it is too!
I sees deh eggatar!! if u haz fiyrefawkz, go tu tools, den Clear Private Data, den make sure deh Cache b cheked, (u kin unchek everything els, dehn hit
Clear Private Data Now, den reload deh paige.
oh da kyootnis!
*grabs da kitteh adn hugs et adn lubs et adn cawls et kyooteh*
plz nawt 2 leaf… ai wud missis u… u wuds bweak mai <3 … *sniff*
“Off you go then”
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“I cant … I is skared … iz stay, iz be goods, you needs me really … i brings you luk and lub ”
*awkward silence*
* followed wif hugz and snorglolz
Unless your a meanie ….
but you would need to be a mega mega mega nasty meanie to resist da little orunj wun!
Is that a cat door or an airplane window?
Fynd owt in 3… 2… 1…
Big doggies out der stay inside. P on the couch instead.
Fank U awl 4 voteng 4 mah LOL 2 maek it 2 da LOL frent page! Wut a serprize. Despites me (joan) nawt haveing frends on LOL, mah kitteh LOL got enuf voats. Wow. A’m oberwhelmmeded. Fank U–Ai lubz U awl.
kthxbi.
joan710@yahoo.com
Oooohhhh….so KYUTE!!! PLEEZ don’t run away frum home lil orinj kittin!I give yu LOTSA chze burgers ,K?(Ai no dat’s bribery but Ai don’t want da kitten to go bye bye)
Ogodmysides~!
he is soz cut an he neber gonna du it
awwww!!!! hes soooo caute!
NAWWWWW!! cutie pie!
o. u gots cheezburger?!
You iz teh kyute kitteh.
You canZ run away tu my hawse!!
this is cute
You forgot the last part, “Okai, wuz blufing. ai need yur noms to survive.”