
HIGH KICK Chuck Norris would be proud
Soon you’ll get your own country.
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HIGH KICK Chuck Norris would be proud
Soon you’ll get your own country.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: pouet
Ninja Kitteh!
*Offurs Maus a congratulatory martini.*
dis is made wif triple sec an cranberry joice an blue plum brandy. it’s nawt too sweet, but veryy yummy and flavorful. i get tew leave werk in twenty mins. i can wait to go hoem and shaek up a cold wun
Oow! dat’s gotta hert!
Yea Maus an Anni – con cat ulshuns on da tye. Pleez to cheq out all da noms in da medow. pluz all da hart bahbeh hoo ar still frolikin about.
ohai anni, is that a eester bonnet u gots on?
Yiss, Ai thort I’d put it awn erly as Ai aer awai fur Eester.
Hai-ya! Howare YA!
is it teh kick or teh foot odor that’s makin teh otter kitteh back off?
sientists may never kno.
Beware of paw-jam. It kan kill.
hahahaha!
Karate Kitteh!
ohai karate
win!!!
Legend of the Karate Kat?
Evver buddy wuz cat-fu fytin …la da da dah de diddle de dah dah
Tohse kittehs wus fast as lytnin…la da da dah de diddle de dah dah
it was all a liddel bit frightening…la da da dah de diddle de dah dah
aaahhhh!!!! eerwurm!!!! an rite before mai telcon!!!!
oooh not gud!
it’s mah humble opinyun taht eerworms eet into ur branes.
prolly what happened to most of mine.
of tew boring telcon! (sigh)
…oohh, dots…
Taek yur jor orf mai fut!
Ambercat!!! u looks sew cute in ur bunny ears!!!
Donut fank me, Mu, fank pikipimp!
Dis kitteh nos Kung-Fu
wii iz praktissin taht bruhzillyun danz, cappo… kaypo… dat bruzillyun danz dere.
Wi iz praktisin to use againz hoomanz when they dont give nomable fud!
Hedkick – When a hedbat just isn’t enough.
hahahaha! funny!
I wearin socks – so you get socks.
I lubs dat teh other kitteh looks onlee mildlee annoyyed.
*nibbles toze*
wut? yu put them in mai mouf!
“Here we goez agin! Ebree dai, saeme Chuck Norris game, ebber sinze he saw dat mobee!”
dis kitteh’s tears cure teh cancer … too bad he has nebber cryed …
mebbeh… da kitteh wuds shed a tear iffn we tikklold et?
hehe… to’tleh laik… ‘did sum flee jes sneez? ai fotid ai felt sum mield disturbanc inna air’
*skampurrrs in, slitelee owt uv breff*
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Ai iz sry dat ai missed ur birfday partee, Princessmu — but plz to accept mah apawlajeez & dis prezzie in sparklee holografik silver rappin paypurs.
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Teh prezzie iz a full kitchen wurf uv self-kleenin dishes, gadgets, and wutebber else u use fur maykin ur delishus and nootrishus noms. Wen u iz done usin eech peece eech tiem, teh dirtee fing will majiklee bekum sparklee cleen wif no efforts on ur behalf.
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Plz to enjoy — an Happitayl Birfday!
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*skampurrs owt agin*
Ware ken ai gets dis? Crate & Barrell? IKEA aidonfinkso!
ai’yll taek wun tew!
Ai liek sum tu. maibe LCB can sel in hur stoar? Sownz kined ub spendy . wil hab tu sabe up sum lebenty munniez
Grate prezzie nightshayde! FankQ sew very much!!!
ai missded et toe… sowreh.
butt ai brottid u sum purteh dots… dots u aks? whut shud ai do wib dots? aaahhh… i sai u cin eet dems! yesh! reeleh. dem bees madid ob assortid cheezburgers titleh pressdid fur 2 maek dots, honeyh drops adn ob cors da chokklit… ai ebben brotid u dots ob dew… soe u noe habs 2 habs da first. iffn u mixis da dewdrops adn da chokklit drops dem goes marbelous wib da cheezburger drops.
butt u habs 2 bees awar ob nawt gettin da honeh drops inno your wonnermous hair mai luberly princess… b-cuz… u surleh noe… honey is da bestist gloo.
ai hoep u enjoys et adn nao goes 2 lais mai weery hed 2 rest… adn dweams ob luberly chrgs laik nightsayde has…
OMCC! Ai misted Mu’s burfdai!!!
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EEP! Heer, hassa speshul TTI Hamper – is full ob awl yur fayborit TTI noms!
Is this cat running for President of Texas?
ftw!
NO, it’s suppose to be a round-house kick.
hello alexander
hello alexander
Kitteh destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for this kitteh.
Kitteh does not sleep. He waits.
Stoopie wevvers.
wii haz teh blizzard warning, teh flud warning, the thunderstorm warning and teh tornado watch awl at teh saem tyme heer naow.
Aifinkso Ai will haz tu hied unnur teh bed fur a whiel.
But mai haws haz the insulashun in teh walls.
Dis way u git awl deh bad wevver over wif at wunst!!!
* weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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Ahem, scuse me ebberywon! Ai can maek a littlol nownsmint plzthx?
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Nao, teh gud ppl in tellybizhun land at teh LCB Channel has finally gibben in adn sed “Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, GP, yu can has yur berry own TB show!”
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Ai wheel be awn rite affer “Mick’s Storee Thyme” adn juss before “lolcatburglar – behynd teh mask” at elebenty o’clock…
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Nao iffn yu wants tu catch teh nawt sekkund esipode ob “Piggeh, in conbersayshun” plz tu toon in tihs Fundai awn teh eerlee LOL (ai has gibben up awn teh thymes nao!!! is sumfing liek 6am cheezthyme, aifinkso!)
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Huh? Whut? PFFT! Whut yu meen yu has “Top 5 reasons wai Guinness Piggehs is NAWT gud tawk show hosts”??? Yu is cleerley teh mad, uh huh, yesh.
*confuzzled*
what r u sayin piggeh?
u wants peeps to call in on ur show?
Oh, Mai, Ceeling Cat.
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Hao is it yu does NAWT member fings??? Stoopy skwirrl… hao ai is posed tu be “Piggeh, in conbersayshun” iffn yu does nawt member tu show up adn tawk tu me???
*narrows eyes*
well u is going to be SUM kinda talk show host if u can’t make urself cleer!
*hands GP some cleerasil*
* taeks creem, applies liberally tu skwirrl *
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O nose! Yu had bedder get intu maek-up rite awai!!! Wii onwlee has unteel teh weeek weeek weeekend!
what? makeup???
why do I need makeup? I lieks teh natural luk!
hmm… yesh… rite… no, no, is nyce…
*runs thru at ohai speed*
*applais anti-rinklol creem tu teh skwirrl’s eyes awn teh way bai*
*cawls bak ober sholder, wif voise doppluring intu distance* “Ai’ll be bak!!!!! Awn teh nekst lol!”
*runs in adn dabs anit-rinklol creem arownd skwirrlgrrl’s eies*
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear everyone,
Can we please just shut up about Chuck Norris already? Seriously.
Sincerely,
Joe
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Go chuck norris! he can kill two rocks with one bird! =D
Itz teh rok ‘em, sock ‘em kittehs! U noked mai blok awf!
dats a fale!! ees calld teh roundhouse kik!!
chuck norris is so tough, he doesn’t have a beard under his chin, it’s just another fist. i think peter griffin said that.
chuck norris is so tough, he doesn’t have a beard under his chin, it’s just another fist. i think peter griffin said that.
Enuf Chuck. See Return of the Dragon and witness Lee kick Norris butt young grasshopper.
Murdoc, you are correct. ( Chuck Norris is so tough, they say he doesn’t have a chin under his beard, only another fist) Brian goes on to say that its not true and gets tapped on the shoulder, turns around and Chuck Norris punches him with his beard fist. Its the episode when they run to Texas because they are searching for Stewie because he threw up communion. Love that one. Just like I love this lolcat!
of cors, when Chuck Norris duz a hi kik he duznt hafta put hiz front paw up 2!
Good. But your weakness is not your technique…
facepalm.jpg for epic fail
Those are my cats! Rajah and Duchess!!!! They are taking over the web!!!!!!!!!!!